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# inside joke.
lol.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:57, archived)
# BRILLIANT
IM ON MY PORCH WITH WIFI SO IDONT GET THIS ONE!
members.optushome.com.au/bobsmiff/supaspak.html
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:57, archived)
# LOL, IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN THIS JOKE!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:58, archived)
# I AM A PATIENT MAN
AND IN A QUEUE FOR THE PENSION - AMUSE ME!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:59, archived)
# im going to bed
just look at this again, because its the funniest thing Ive ever made.
b3ta.com/board/7151761
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:08, archived)
# Good riddance
Your pictures are dog shit
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:16, archived)
# You have to learn to accept the Doctor,
he just, you know, IS.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:19, archived)
# pffffft
a nazi with an L plate, how ironic...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:32, archived)
# Crikey!
You're a self-righteous one, aren't you?
Be good lad and be nice to DOCTOR DYSLEXIA, he's just about the only non-dickhead that posts with any consistency.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# There's a certain genius to his work
cunt
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:00, archived)
# fuck yes!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
# it is it is
it was that good i was awed to point of not being able to reply at the time
im sort of ok now abit but i dont know anymore!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:37, archived)
# cockfinger!
the bond movie they didn't make
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:39, archived)
# .|..
Woo
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:41, archived)
# How bizzare
but woo-ey nonetheless!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:01, archived)
# is that gibberish
i can only speak that when im drunk!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:30, archived)
# I ROVE my new hiRRary disquise
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:22, archived)
# ASIAN PPL CAN'T SAY THE LETTER R.
OMG LOL.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:27, archived)
# yup
that's why the VT shooter was so pissed
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:30, archived)
# THERE ARE TOO MANY L'S IN "VIRGINIA TECHNICAL"
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:34, archived)
# this amuses me and frightens me no end...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:31, archived)
# ^this^
with more medication!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:49, archived)
# That
Is utter cock
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:34, archived)
# die.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:41, archived)
# GED YUR ASS TUMURS
IZ NUT A TUMAH
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:43, archived)
# this ones almost artistic
as if any of them weren't
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:45, archived)
# WOW I CHANGED IT.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:46, archived)
# bastard
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:48, archived)
# : - D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:55, archived)
# ...
WHAT A WORK OF ART, YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:46, archived)
# let he who has not posted a 250k jpg
cast the first stone!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:47, archived)
# It looks like Mrs Lincon is punching the other woman.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:39, archived)
# jacki o.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:57, archived)
# HILARY WEARS LEIDERHOSEN
NO I DONT CARE IF I CANT SPELL KRAUT PANTS!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:35, archived)
# COMPO REPOST, LOL.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:15, archived)
# i love you
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:21, archived)
# the one with the moustache
looks like a chuckle brother....
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:20, archived)
# i see the resemblance but on the same note i'd hate to run it
in a tom selleck look alike contest!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Now do "WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO?"
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:31, archived)
# This is Art.
...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Vindaloo ?
quick n dirty....
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:48, archived)
# I GET IT
SHE IS A 50'S MURDER VICTIM AND THE HORSE AND CART IS TO RAPIDO BODY REMOVAL!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:00, archived)
# OH, HI!
HOW ARE YOU?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:17, archived)
# I'M DEAD.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:19, archived)
# Hello.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:22, archived)
# EAT THE WIRE, EAT THE BLOOD.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:22, archived)
# EAT THE RICH KILL THE POOR AND HAVE THE PETTY BOURGEOISE FOR MY TEA
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:25, archived)
# I DO NOTHING BUT WORK ON ART AND WRITE POETRY.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:26, archived)
# I EXIST TO CONSUME ENERGY
and cake.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:30, archived)
# RAPING YOUR CHILDREN WITH THE END OF RAKE.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:31, archived)
# NONE OF THE BREATH AND AIR IS AT STAKE.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:32, archived)
# THE PEOPLE'S SMILES ALL LOOK SO FAKE.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:32, archived)
# As you cut them out of old plywood roadsigns
and nailed them on, I'm not surprised.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:37, archived)
# I LOOK AND I LOOK AND ALL I CAN FIND
IS BLOOD.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:38, archived)
# AND I ROLL MY JEANS UP HIGH, AS I'M EXPECTING A FLOOD.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:41, archived)
# AND THEN I START TO CRY AND MY NOSE STARTS TO BLEED
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:42, archived)
# AS I CONTEPMLATE THE DEATH OF THE THINGS I NEED.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:42, archived)
# OH SHIT, VEITNAM, LOL, LOL.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:42, archived)
# (repeat)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:42, archived)
# Hey Doc!
how goes your kerazzzy empire?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:55, archived)
# I'm dead.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:56, archived)
# great now i have that L7 song in my head....
puff the majik dragon!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:02, archived)
# GOOD THANKS
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:34, archived)
# np.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:34, archived)
# Lava Shark is real!


Click for bigger (230KB)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 5:39, archived)
# looks like the board died
*dies*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 5:54, archived)
# Starts CPR
Don't you die on me!!!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:18, archived)
[challenge entry] This left a few ppl confused.. lemon barley = charlie


Click for bigger (154KB)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 4:44, archived)
# nobody gets this
well, i dont get this. and i may or may not be the only person left on the board...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 5:07, archived)
# I'm
Here and equally Discombobulated.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 5:17, archived)
# any clue what it could be ?
Denise-van-outen-squash ?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 5:23, archived)
# erm
Nope
Edit: Although I've just discovered "Lemon Barley" is slang for the white stuff. I'm so Naive.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 5:30, archived)
# barley doesn't rhyme with milk ;)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:33, archived)
# RIS?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 6:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 4:07, archived)
# ...batleth'd a vulcan on Rigel just to watch him die...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 4:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love it.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 4:13, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 4:39, archived)
# you get this brand new woo
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 4:45, archived)
# locla content
YAY!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 7:02, archived)
# everybody loves the Rofl Harris
..
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# you stole that idea... FROM THE FUTURE!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# .
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# AUTOCUNNILINGUS!!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 2:54, archived)
# watch your mouth.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:36, archived)
# anyone here from Newcastle?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:44, archived)
# -raises someone else's hand-
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:53, archived)
#
*wonders why hand is raised*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 5:00, archived)
# No
But less than half an hour away. Do I win?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 4:14, archived)
# Yes
well, not from Newcastle. but IN Newcsatle

sorry i'm late
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 4:49, archived)
# well
you people make great beer



the end
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 5:23, archived)
# that's ace!
mildly nsfw i would venture though
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 2:58, archived)
# i'd like to point out that this headless lady has a gigantic fucking weird ass face in the middle of her stomach.
not that it couldn't be mistaken for porn, but it'd have to be some fucked up fucking porn.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:34, archived)
# well the acronym "NSFW" means anything that could be mistaken for porn
but the actual phrase "Not Safe For Work" applies to about 90% of the material on b3ta
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:45, archived)
# b3ta itself is not safe for work.
you're not supposed to be on here if you're at work, you damned hooligans.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:50, archived)
# hey, if i can get paid and still hang out on b3ta
then so much the better. b3ta's the only thing that gets me through the day sometimes ...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:53, archived)
# oh definitely.
if i weren't on b3ta right now i'd probably be beating my increasingly diminutive meat until i pass out on the floor half drowning in counterfeit cognac.
it's an expensive lifestyle but i'll never go back.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:20, archived)
# if he farts he will injure himself,
this is why god gave us point down poo holes.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:25, archived)
# to make us into air rockets rather than hole digging blast drill machine monsters from the future.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:37, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 5:54, archived)
# that's what i call genitalia.
not really so much in response to the pic, but would like to have this /ac ready for an image it suits well.
woo to your bikinilingus.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:31, archived)
# CHRIST ON A STICK.
*Shudders*
I can't look away. ;)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 2:51, archived)
# ^facts
yay for facts and truths
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I hope this is acceptable

Goodnight all
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 2:44, archived)
# am i the only one
who thinks that looks surprisingly like goatse?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 2:53, archived)
# you are not alone
looks like pure danger
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 4:11, archived)
# Everything looks like goatse after awhile.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 4:14, archived)
# it's like looking at the world through rose-tinted spectacles
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 4:31, archived)
# you covered up the wrong cunt
woo
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 2:55, archived)
# this, muchly.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:35, archived)
# i made this for teh discomeats.

he still around?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:51, archived)
# that is 100 percent ace!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:54, archived)
# thankee/ ^_^
i had a migrane when i started...and the floor just made it worse.

i'm gonna go pass out now...
*does*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:57, archived)
# o/
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 2:07, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:54, archived)
# yes!
best thing ever!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Hooray!
*Dances*
DISCOOOOOOOOO. Yessss.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 2:42, archived)
# ace
as always!! :o)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 2:44, archived)
# wow
it's like watching a video

or a sequence of photographs

:D

hahahahah
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Take a butchers at this speedin cant!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Now E's got nine points...
...E takes it a bit steadier!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
# I gain amusement from this image
edit: nite nite, I'm going to sleep

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
# i made another one...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:55, archived)
# this makes me happy.
i've always wanted to know what the font is that you used for the Yarrbunny part.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:56, archived)
# it's called "a lolita scorned"
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:48, archived)
# makes perfect sense.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 3:28, archived)
# ow!
I'm going to bed now, that was so unnecessary!
Night!

Woo!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:57, archived)
# noit noit
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:59, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:58, archived)
# yay!
that's splendid
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# YES YES YES!!!!
My plans for world domination are almost coming to fruition.
BOW DOWN TO MY MIGHTY ICON AND THE 48kb IT STANDS FOR!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# bet it's really just 16k
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
# begone he who doth not know
the technical specifications of the ZX Spectrum
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:26, archived)
# *begones*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Huzzah!
'cliches'

oops,

I mean

'clicks'
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Mince Pies!


Pretty self explanitory!
:D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# *gurns....... mngggggggg*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:55, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:57, archived)
# ?
??
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# much better.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
# MUM?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# hahaha
;P
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] See that Jam Jar...
...that's a Soft Top that is!

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Arf
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I am this right now...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# pfft
goodun
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:46, archived)
# A
Cracker in the sack?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Cream crackered = knackered
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:52, archived)
# personally
minessss is better
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# but then again
you have to ask yourself

Anti-personel or Anti-tank
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Oww
Do I really have to? I'm quite tired you know.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:59, archived)
# No
i'll just ask myself then!



oh dear, theres been a split decision............recount!

it should be dreamy sleepy nighty snoozey snooze tiem but i'm going quickly insane instead!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Love it!
bigtime
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# fucking crackers?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ceci n'est pas une competition entry
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# why?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# do fools fall in love
tell me why?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# i dont like mondays
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# don't lie to me.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Don't you make me mad
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# don't make me Ang-Lee
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# DONT YOU WANT ME BABY! DONT YOU WANT ME
OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooh!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# yes,
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
#
it's not a sausage roll - its a pork pie (rhyming slang - lie)

gerrit?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# being northern, and as a consequence, speaking the queen's English
I have no idea of this quaint vernacular, innit.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# spambuggery
a hat to ye
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# *tips whippet*
'appen!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# doeshe?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# It's not a roll
It's a god damn pork pie
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# I love you.
'ning
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:48, archived)
# 'ning ya softie
I was just looking at that twat who nicked CKicks fabby cat animations. At the end of one of them he claims copyright!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# what what?!?!?!
wtf!! what's this?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Two posts down
You will spot it easily due to the tons of replies of outrage.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:06, archived)
# oh :(
I didn't click on those as there's no sound on this computer

what a theiving arse
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Sorry, I have an annoying guest
who wants me to explain the internets and can't comprehend why there is nothing about him on some random website from 1977. Philistine. He's pecking my head with bull shit as we speak.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Stab him with flaming sporks
He will thank you for it.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 1:38, archived)
# You get ze click from me
Due to the cleverness and the Magritte reference!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 8:01, archived)
# Thank you
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

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