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# Which is better
Digging through old stuff I've written I found the first mention I had of this idea. Er.. from issue 3 of a failed internet newsletter I started.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:03, archived)
# You mean "The Hunt for Balancing Antonyms?
Er... I've found:
higher than 50 vs lower than 50
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:08, archived)
# ah I've posted on the wrong thread
and I'm too lazy to move it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:10, archived)
# just read a bit of
what's left of your site on the archive.

Was your Robbie Nazi really realistic of video quality or something - or was that one of the most stupid legal threats ever.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:31, archived)
# i'd like to show it you
but it was a genuine legal threat. it was the best thing I've ever made though.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:40, archived)
# can't you
just swap his face with Geri's - I'm sure she's not bothered what sort of publicity she gets.

I really like "I can only assume you've had a sense of humour failure." line.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:58, archived)
# Do you still have the anim?
Could you email it to me?

Obviously you'll have to reply "No of course not" on the board, but if you could actually do it anyway, the address is [email protected] .. ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:16, archived)
# er... they really did get lawyers on me
who contacted my ISP and closed down the site. The files ain't going nowehere.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:39, archived)
# Damn
damn damn damn... Damn! :(

Couldn't you mozaic-filter his head so its not clear its actually robbie, and call it "anonymous popstar nazi" just so we can get an idea of what it looked like?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:46, archived)
# what ever happened to
the CLF? i've lost my green clf t-shirt
(batardo, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:39, archived)
# sheikh or dave?
which one are you?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:43, archived)
# dave
all the way from your homeland, well nearly.
(batardo, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:59, archived)
# Hi dave.
Everyone say hello to Dave. Dave was in my sixth form. But that was about 10 years ago now.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:09, archived)
# you can't escape
your past...

i was also in the same infants, junior and senior school, but a year younger.

such a polite welcome.
(batardo, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:13, archived)
# yay. it's just like friendsreunited
are any of our school chums crackheads? on the game? in prison?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:21, archived)
# could be
but i haven't met any yet.
(batardo, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 16:33, archived)
# anyone
need a lift?
(redifusion, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:57, archived)
# supoib!!
Nice! I can almost hear that engine purr...

sorry
(scabby dog, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:00, archived)
# that
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:01, archived)
# Has it
got a catalytic converter?

(I'm so sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
pun of the week award
(bluemerle, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:06, archived)
# ooh ooh - bad pun time
Hi- Deck, state of the ark
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:56, archived)
# An idea
I was thinking about the meaning of liff over the weekend. I was wondering if anyone had ever done an interactive version - ie, it gives you a place name and you come up with a definition for it, or search through other people's definitions.... If not, does anyone fancy a go?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:56, archived)
# i think i remember seeing
exactly that somewhere at some point, i will see if i can find it.
(cold, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:01, archived)
# er... everything2?
www.everything2.com
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:01, archived)
# That all seems a bit complicated
I was thinking of something where a random name like "Shefford" appeared, and you could type in "a widow driving an MPV" or something.

Tis a silly idea.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:26, archived)
# i think..
...i'll create one soon! I'll set it up to create a random word (or you enter your own), then people can enter their own.

maybe some kind of voting system for each entry?
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:54, archived)
# I've just had a request
to request that the useful resouce be made available on WAP to aid with decisions while out and about. Is this a possibility?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:54, archived)
# sms would be better
And you could have a revenue stream. Woo! We'll be rich!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:06, archived)
# that's true
how would you do it? how would it be done? It could make millions
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:15, archived)
# i also know how to
get this info - we are doing something like it at the for selling tickets to things..
A good london based company essentially handles all the sms crap for ya..

www.e-promotions.co.uk/

speak to steven wright - a nice dude actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:21, archived)
# dunno
never done a wap page.
What do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:07, archived)
# you need to make sure
that you write all your tags backwards like p/ and all that rubbish...

I got a tame programmer that knows the biz - want to contact him?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:18, archived)
# would be nice
You mean you have to use XML'ish syntax rather than HTML?

I assume you need the page a bit smaller as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:20, archived)
# yeah..
the whole set of "pages" is called a "deck".. Each "page" is a "card".. but it is basically a simplified HTML/XML crossbreed..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:22, archived)
# yup...
you make it into WML (Wireless Markup)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:24, archived)
# yep 2
but whatever you do, dont download the nokia developers toolkit..

it ET my computer [sob] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:26, archived)
# Just chuck the asp
of the page to me and i'll convert it to give out wap-stuff if ya like, and email it back to ya.
[email protected]
(michal vine, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 11:49, archived)
# Which is better
Apparently 'Which is better' is only marginally less better then sex (42-58)
Is there a Nobel prize for software, for 'Which is better' should surely win
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Here are some old fish
Which seem appropriate.



(MattDP (Squiggle), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:50, archived)
# Yay
Dalek Pop Idol Animation is website of the day on XFM right now.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:46, archived)
# wahey!
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:57, archived)
# Woo
and also hoorah. woo for daleks. and nazi punks. and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:02, archived)
# I was thinking
whilst I was sat here at work, being shouted at, that maybe I should have the nazi daleks in the background if I have to put anyone on hold. Perhaps they wouldn't be there when I get back to them... d'ya think??
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:17, archived)
# the chuckle brothers
beat the crankies 100% to 0,


there is no justice
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:44, archived)
# try Krankies with a "K"
the first record I ever bought was "Fandabidozee" by the Krankies. And very good it was too.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:48, archived)
# weren't they spelt with a "k"
though?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:48, archived)
# still 99% to 1%
bah
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:05, archived)
# Krankie Web
There's a Krankie web,

www.thekrankies.cwc.net"> Fandabidozi
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:18, archived)
# Hmm Try again
www.thekrankies.cwc.net

www.thekrankies.cwc.net">Fandabidozi
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:21, archived)
# Oh Well...
I am a html fool...

So here's the address...

http:\\www.thekrankies.cwc.net
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 10:23, archived)
# Hell beats heaven
Which is what I suspected given that heaven must be full of christians..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:53, archived)
# that's what
THEY think
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:55, archived)
# googlewhacking-esque game idea
start of with something like work vs post messages. work wins. try and swing the balance and make post messages beat work. (carry out work works)
(james, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:43, archived)
# home
beats work

so i'm staying home til that changes.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:46, archived)
# Anything you can do
I CAN DO better! It's 36% anything you can do and 64% i can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:40, archived)
# Which is better? is so wrong...
Examples:

It thinks Spectrums are better than C64s.

It thinks American Humour is better than English Humour!!

It thinks Carlsberg is better than Stella

... Baaahh!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:25, archived)
# woo vs yay:
WOO! It's 64% woo and 36% yay. So the internet says WOO is better.

Use this information wisely.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:32, archived)
# Woo for woo
or should that be yay for woo
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:33, archived)
# Probably!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] My first post
I know it's bad...

but I am new.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:24, archived)
# Tripod.com dunt work
Try 15megs.com or clubphoto.com

(Warning: Clubphoto reduces the quality of uploaded jpegs!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:26, archived)
# oops
I am crap at everything
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:26, archived)
# Heh
don't worry, its a common mistake.

Theres a handy guide here:

www.ahandyguide.tk
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:28, archived)
# Beer vs Lunch
Unfortunately, Lunch won 55/45. Bugger...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:22, archived)
# Been trying my hand at Flash
Here's a Flash version of my old Paul Daniels' Facial Hair Designer I hope it works properly...
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:19, archived)
# aaargh
i can;t stop changing his facial hair
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:28, archived)
# Surely the
"Franz-Joseph" should be called "Geoff from Byker Grove"?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:31, archived)
# Nooooo!
tell me it isnt so..
Photoshop vs work
WORK! It's 2% photoshop and 98% work. So the internet says WORK is better.

I demand a recount, while i get on with some work.... Doh!!
(scabby dog, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:19, archived)
# Furtify your bare-breasted picture....
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:17, archived)
# evil crab
is better than furtive bear, apparently.

so there.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:20, archived)
# Yes...
Frightened Boy 98%
Blode 2%
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:32, archived)
# After a few glitches
I've managed to transfer the database for our handy research tool to AndyK's site, so we have all the 1000 odd entries so far saved for posterity.

Everyone send AndyK nice things as he's hosting this now.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:08, archived)
# extra idea
If we know that X beats Y. then Store X. And make a list of the most unbeatable things.... Now that IS a challenge... Can you find the most unbeatable word in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:14, archived)
# Yup
now that really would be authoritative. The best ten things in the world, and the worst ten things in the world. We should know. Except the best will be very predictable i'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:17, archived)
# lolitas
is a good starting point :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:21, archived)
# ok. build a chain
... a beats b beats c beats d... longest chain you can make.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:22, archived)
# You could make an endless
chain. Just add each entry to the chain in the correct place every time...

no skill involved there..
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:27, archived)
# couldn't make endless ...
... with a beats b, just a chain about 100. i.e. 99% beats 1% 98% 2% etc.. but it would probably be dull.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:38, archived)
# work
beats lolitas. 99 to 1. shit.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:28, archived)
# Hoorah!
Nice one chaps! Certain to be enormously popular. Woos all round.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:15, archived)
# hooray!
and it works too..
the frustrated sound of Bah! wins over the old fashioned Pah! 80 - 20
(scabby dog, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:16, archived)
# cheerio then
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:04, archived)
# Aha!
The genesis planet!

Who would have thought that a planet themed on an 80's band would bring both Spock and Princess Margret back to life. Now thats magic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:07, archived)

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