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# Nice legs
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All four of them
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Took me far too long
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# me too
oh noes! only 4 minutes until it's not my birthday! *goes to eat cheesecake*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# happy birthday
am i too late?
nahh i'm not too late
happy birthday!:D
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# i minute!!!
*cries* i'll never be exactly 15 again!!!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
:'(

i captured the last second
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# On the bright side
you can now legally secks
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)
# There isnt a legal age for guys to have sex is there?
only girls. and thats 16
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:07, archived)
# nope not quite
the 15th was my 15th lol
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)
# he used "lol"
truly there is no hope.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:34, archived)
# there is hope
but i've had lots of champagen
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
# There's no 'arm in playing that sport
;)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# *TUTS*
Thank you!
I wanted to get that for myself!
Tosser!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# :)
Good username btw.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# thank you :)
i quite like yours, good sir :D
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Go on, stomp on them...
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It must be real, there's a bridge.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# haha
Ahh! Its godzilla!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# what the fuck does wtf mean?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)
# wet the ferret
Basically wanking one's self off
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Basically, those bottom-left people don't look scared.
That's my point.

Edit: mind you, who's scared of a baby?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# eek!
he will kill us all!
Tell him im not a toy!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# I just noticed the shark in the background, sneaky.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Congrats
You win tonight's star prize.
Please collect from Mr Barrymore.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# that's my nephew
no really, he's nearly one and he's that fucking big
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Simon Weston IS Ben Grimm


(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# arf! :D
*clit....er..click*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# hahahah
harsh, but fair
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# hot piss
coming from jessica alba :D
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Dinosaurs could always spot a good marketing opportunity...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Nice! and I must say
Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# It wasn't me!
*hides*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# BRILL!
RIP Ronnie.
You've been immortalised as a dinosaur.

....

You're welcome...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I approve of this message
and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# *makes notes*
name - check
address - check
credit card details - check
You have subscribed to my newsletter. Your account will be debited £935,264.76
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# I was messing around with my last post and accidentally made a cow caught in a vortex.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# excellent
well done :)
click!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Oh ta.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# everyone loves
magical trevor
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# I've not met him, but I like this one better than the last.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# i like all your work better than magical trevor
HAHAHAHAHAHA 'work'
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# :) thats ace.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Tanks!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# nice, realy nice!
MooooooooooooooooooooooooooWoo!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# It's better than the udder one...................................................'cough'
;D
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# jumper
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:23, archived)
# wow.
i saw a woman as thin as him when i went on my voyage to the shop to get coke and crisps.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:24, archived)
# i make that pigrimage every friday.
today, however, i took a bold step and went to tesco.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)
# oh my!
The land of tesco value items!


I really have an urge to go there now.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# i spent a grand total of
£140.68

edit: though i only had £140. i had to ask a random stranger for £1. ever so slightly humiliating
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)
# wow!
I spent £2.

edit : wow.. to have spent that much you must have bought atleast 8 space rockets!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)
# i bought a nintendo ds and 2 games
i was in danger of losing one of them

glad i didn't
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# ooo
near enough :)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# yeah
i asked this one guy who only had his card with him
then a woman with a purse, who 'had no change'
then i couple who took pity of the fact that it was my birthday.

ah, sympathy money.

the woman who served me turned out to have a son whose birthday it is today too. a strange coincidence.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Oooo
Happy birthday!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# danke
/added msn
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# hhahhaahah
He's gonna snap when he lands
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Team member # 3 : Squashy Sue
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# what a series. I must say that I forget about bash.org and then find it again
and it never fails to crack me up

lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
"getting my song back fucker"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Bash.org ?
must go and brew this myself
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:23, archived)
# that's...
... not right.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] now, where did I plant that catnip..?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)
# yay
an huge cat with laser eyes!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)
# that earth
is just begging to be yarned.
^this
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Longcat is looooooooooooooooooong
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Wallpaperify
Purleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# well...
original size is 758x568 - click, then "download photo"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Have another art


Click for bigger (61KB)

(Corel Painter, mouse, photo ref, felt tip pen brushes )

and stop distracting me from Prison Break as I missed it Monday.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)
# needs more cock
and comic sans!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# more text
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)
# and about 8 more filters!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# thats ace
:)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# this lacks
robots
but still
*cleek*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# I do robots too


And I plan to mechanize my dog sometime soon.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)
# yay for robots!
:D
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# That's an African tree isn't it?
Looks a lot like the ones my grandmother used to paint when she was in Kenya
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Acacia
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Woo hoo
Just googled Acacia and its a Kenyan tree.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)
# They should have used Linux...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# bizarre
but amusing :)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
#
They You should have used Linux this file first

Looks luvverleh though
:)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# I know!
...fucking Nazi
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I'm almost embarrassed to admit
that it took me a while to see what you did :-o

good work.

(but I'm still bored of people bashing Microsoft all the bloody time. We wouldn't be where we are now were it not for them. And I wouldn't have a job either. So there.)
(P.S. No, I don't work for them, but my job would be non-existent without their presence! Thank the maker for unreliable OSs !!!)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# hehe, that'd involve a whole extra section of astronaut training!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Nice shopping!~
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Americans.
Apparently they've plugged it in and it's working now.

Nice pic there though.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# This is Foots Malone, she's #2 in my weird gymnast team
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# ouch.
that looks painful.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# un-shopped from the special olympics?
woo!
/hull

edity:new board sig in your honour!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Flidimied Feet?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# *runs as fast as he can*
I want one!

Edit : i dont know what id do with it... ebay maybe?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# i'll give you...
*counts money*
7 pence for one.
best offer.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# They're Free!


supplies limited
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# if they're free
i dont want one.
i'd rather pay for my...erm...
*has blatantly forgot what the joke was*
edit:FREE ALAN JOHNSTONE, THATS IT
I will payfor my Johnstone.s
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Nooo
mine!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Arf! and woo!
Mr m3

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# :)
a spider just bit me. ):


now I have a welt forming.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# ok!!
(?)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)
# :D ha
In other news : Devon Dan the thread deleting twuntstick.

Posted a frigging png the size of Barbados
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Get fucked
I realised the file was too big so I am fixing it
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha
650k.

You blind cnut

;)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# you don't have to delete the thread to fix the image
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Looking forward to the end result
See SL
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# I saw that

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# oh well.
maybe he's going to shrink it or something.
beats getting yelled at*!

* i realise you can't actually yell at people over the web.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# YES YOU CAN!!
/caps lock for shouty
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# sssshhhhh
or everyone will want one

PS. Arf!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# PIAP
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# o...k?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# im not going to ask!
vibrating pictures!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I really liked the one you did of the old bald man.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Ris?
3rd time tonight!

is it tenuous Friday or summat?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)
# it should be..
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Pictures
in a picture.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# VIBRATION ON A PICTURE!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# probably
its because of big brother
...god what a load of shit
has anyone heard of that thing where that cancer person was supposed to be giving kidneys to people but it was all just a hoax?

thats fucked up.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo Entry


Bindun?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# is it supposed to be a redex?
if so then yes. many times.

is it only me seeing redx?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# you want <img src="http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n136/sora000111/UNIVERSE.jpg">
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# ^^
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# :O
I am making a flickr, filled with all the shitty pictures I take with my camera phone.

Is this a bad idea?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# flickr is a bad idea.
imo.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# How come?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# depends what they're shitty pictures of...
if they're boobs then no
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# shitty boobs?
you're sick.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# There's no boobs whatsoever.
There's hands, a palm, part of my foot and most of my head.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# could there be boobs?
*looks hopeful*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Thanks
heheh , thanks
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# HAM
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# size of file is 0k?
witchery
witchery i say!
burn him burn him!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# I was just thinking the same whilst trying to fix firefucks
V
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# i was confused too
i decided to pass it off as a browser fault...but now i know...it's a conspiricy!

the aliens are attacking! quick! get the tin foil hates! *curls into foetal position* *vibrates*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Do they really need such a huge hotlinky image?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Meanwhile, threadjack (apologies)
Anyone know how I move the "Properties" bit to the bottom when I right-click.
"Adblock Image" is currently there.

I've had to reinstall firefox today...

I know, this is not google, etc.

Thank ye
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# *sighs*
redexes...
redexes...
you know what?
i'm sick of knobbing redexes.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
#
exes
heads
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# ris?
i can see now.. but ris
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# exactly
Let's review the compo for a moment :-

"Creationists believe that everything in the universe was created absolutely by a deity, and that evolution is hocus pocus, despite all the evidence to the contrary. Please portray this conflict using God's own image-manipulation software"

Evidence of conflict in image er, nope
Evidence of Evolution in image er, nope
Evidence of Creationism in image er, nope
Evidence of FAIL in image er, yep

and yes, I know, I haven't always followed the text of the compo myself, but I'm learning :-)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# FAIL
You've shown complete disregard for the rules.
The doors there, use it please.
Come back next challenge and try again.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# I'd buy one
but 6 days delivery time is a bit much.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# did this on a trip to leeds


click to enbiggen

Tis another jj vector.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# you made my bubbly go up my nose
from the inside.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Champagne?

or alcopop?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# champagne
don't take me for some cheap teen

i mean, we're poor, but not cheap :P

it's my birthday, so i get champagne.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# So now you are 15?
And drinking booze!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# well only because it's my 15th
i rarely drink as it is, but i've had half a pint of doom, half a pint of shandy (a policeman came in and it's all they could serve me) and a glass of champagne
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# inside the
bottle or the nose? or any other bodyily function for that fact?

wait, do i really wanna know?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# i was in the process of swallowing.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# ooo
nice!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# you have to go to leeds for tattyshop
that's commitment
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Is this crap?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# i dont get what it is..
tbh
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# I don't know.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# well you do, as you had the original source image
Is it Batman or a cat?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Well yes, that was obviously a bat. I mean the whole thing, overall.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# is that a goat?
spacegoats?
edit : maybe a bat?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I see no goat.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# is a bat...
aint it?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# That bit was a bat, yes.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# wow it's cool
like the head of a praying mantis or something

you get a and a *click*

you're so fucking talented!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# oh thanks...ermm,..where are you seeing this 'head'..?
The bat-thing does look like a face.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# well
the white thing itself is the head

the antennae things off to the sides, curved down

(from memory, that is)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Oh righty. Tanks!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# orbs?
oh no! orbs! we're all screwed!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Oh I see, that was originally the background, which was a rock formation, but I turned them into stars.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Jurassic Fluff
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
# haha
:D i like that!!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Woo!
Missed out on a 'Barney' joke there though!

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:35, archived)
# probably been done already
and I hate Barney
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Ace!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
woo muchly!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:37, archived)
# yay,
a good enough excuse for this again:
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Wowow!
Can i have a go!?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# hurray!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# aww i loves that
yay for fluff
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# b-
boing!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha
where can i buy one?
:D
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Here!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# fluffeh!
oui
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# wonderful!
*clicks*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)

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