^when you are woken at 5am by a puppy needing to go out/play/say hello/eat there is nothing for it but the drawing board.
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:58,
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ah there is no snooze button on a puppymajor design fault on god's part I think
(
Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 9:46,
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HAHAHASorry have to TJ:
I've found worse effected cats that the one in the newsletter!
(I've found worse effected cats that the one in the newsletter!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 7:30,
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I think it's sick to put gin in the water dish'ning ghosty
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:06,
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Well if you didn'tThey'd scratch when you bum rape them!
'ning matey.
('ning matey.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:34,
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Ha!The song "creep" just came on the radio as I F5'd & seen your post:)
(
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:08,
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NEARLY 2 HOURS BETWEEN POSTS!this is much wooooooooooooo!
But I didn't expect everyone else to just give up!
(But I didn't expect everyone else to just give up!
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:47,
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myeah it's been pretty dead eh:|
see below for 5:50 triple-post action
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Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:50,
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see below for 5:50 triple-post action
Link it!I already have RSI from the scroll on my mouse.
Cunt mouse.
(Cunt mouse.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:58,
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Fuck me, I have spent way too long at this computermy bird just fell asleep on my shoulder.
See y'all in a few hours!
(See y'all in a few hours!
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 9:04,
archived)
You really, really areUsing Facebook graffiti wall aren't you?
Even paint is better.
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 9:56,
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Even paint is better.
What her boobs said!Always listen to the boobies!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 7:32,
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LOVELY LAYDEE LUMPS! Edit: I just realised how what I said about that horrid myspace hags tits could be interpreted as my personal taste.
No.
Original avitar here
Funnily enough the profile is set to private!?
*shudders*
(No.
Original avitar here
Funnily enough the profile is set to private!?
*shudders*
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:11,
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Jesustalk about self absorbed!!!
EDIT: She spelt it's wrong:P
(EDIT: She spelt it's wrong:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 9:13,
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yes......and YES!!!!....those are woo-nderful!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 7:49,
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Mmm boobciclesgood morning everyone
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:04,
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Hmmmmm,nothing goes down smoother than silicone milk!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:56,
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Oh you bastard!Now I have to wipe my monitor. They were new trousers too!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 9:19,
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'ning!www.b3ta.com/board/7415556
Hurray for teh southpark
*steals underpants*
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Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:27,
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Hurray for teh southpark
*steals underpants*
fucking underpants gnomes.CUNTS!
/the very reason I am not wearing any now.
(/the very reason I am not wearing any now.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:49,
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I wish you would stop taking pictures up the legs of my shorts.Mind you, the flash gives a very pleasant warming feeling:)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:55,
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Hehehewell, my quote was taken directly from Aliens, but the mentioning in South Park made me LOL my MAO
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:14,
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I think peeps are being most rude!What a lully image!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:01,
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It is shit though:P*dives for cover*
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:48,
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hahaha*forms the word "blood" with fingers*
(
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:34,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: If Song Lyrics Were Literally True"){kind=small}
Hmm.My British husband says that Brits won't 'get' this because they don't use the term.. I will post it anyway and see if anyone can guess :)
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Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:55,
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I've been in the US a while now and I'm not getting it...I like the little choc chip musicians though :)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:58,
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Marylandthough I'm curious as to where mofaha is, obviously to make stalking easier
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:16,
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So sorry..I need to pay attention to who posts are directed to.
Maryland is beautiful. My sis lives there. Where abouts do you live in the state?
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Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:19,
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Maryland is beautiful. My sis lives there. Where abouts do you live in the state?
s'ok :-)i live on the eastern shore, but i go to uni in Towson, which is north of Baltimore.
Buggered if I know anything about Nebraska :-P
(Buggered if I know anything about Nebraska :-P
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:27,
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Wellit's a bit of a culture shock, that's for sure :)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:39,
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NJ?Did you choose that?
Because California's pretty sweet
(Because California's pretty sweet
intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 7:21,
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Everywhere's a little bit better than New Jersey
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:00,
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/writes the license plate slogan bureau hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:01,
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AhBut is a cookie bittersweet..surely it's just sweet? I am a fkn pedant :)
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:03,
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That's just it..bittersweet chocolate is justa type of chocolate here.. I am working on a less-vague entry. hehe
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:04,
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well it appears as though your british husband was rightalthough I'm rather fond of the image, something I think I forgot to mention
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:07,
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............bitter........... chocolate!what is this foreign taste devilry you speak of?
(
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:06,
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Hey..you know the quality of chocolate we have here! Haven't you ever tasted 'baby vomit flavored' Hersheys?
www.ghirardelli.com/products/chips_bittersweet.aspx
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Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:10,
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www.ghirardelli.com/products/chips_bittersweet.aspx
eep....ive even never tasted hersheys!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:14,
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keep it that wayif minging was an Olympic sport, it would be wearing the US flag!
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:46,
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the first thing that came to mind when I read the filenamewas bitter sweet symphony.
Not that it makes any sense to me...
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Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:04,
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Not that it makes any sense to me...
Not sure what song it is..But the image is heartening nonetheless
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:52,
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I've got no right button left.But thanks to the internets, I gooogligooled and listened all in three minutes. Damn!
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:55,
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Better get the gauze!On second though, let her bleed.
Woo!
Love that album.
Second favorite Zappa to We're Only In It For The Money.
(Woo!
Love that album.
Second favorite Zappa to We're Only In It For The Money.
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:59,
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heheI like it
...also, 5:50 - a bit early for triple postage. I'm overwhelmed with all this sudden activity
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:10,
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...also, 5:50 - a bit early for triple postage. I'm overwhelmed with all this sudden activity
The wind can't blow, cause the sky's gonearf!
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:10,
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HahaI was absolutely convinced that you were referring to "Just Walk Away, Renee" by The Four Tops!!
(
account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:38,
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*campaigns for fp*This would make everyone's day! *click*
(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:04,
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From the chilling mind of Stephen King...Yeah..just watched Salem's Lot. Terrifying :|
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:50,
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hahablergh!
Also, thanks to your drawing below I have that song stuck in my head now
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:56,
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Also, thanks to your drawing below I have that song stuck in my head now
HehCould be worse. The new Fallout Boy song is stuck in mine. I require surgery methinks..
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:58,
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Dr. Seuss on acid?Or New Jersey.
I think that deserves a very rare Panowie.
(I think that deserves a very rare Panowie.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:58,
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i just found thiswow man . . . . . . . . that is intense!
w/y/h! & *click*
(w/y/h! & *click*
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 6:17,
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Sweet!I really like this style.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 7:49,
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Hahahahahaaa!Have a click!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:45,
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nice shadowismificaation! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 8:57,
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Christ, you're earlyAt least now I've got the time to say I love all your pictures. And this one's great as well, if not a little surreal (which is the way I like it, baby). You're great.
End of asskissing reply.
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Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:02,
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End of asskissing reply.
Awwwcheers :) I never do seem to see you around at the moment.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:44,
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that is so cool!+ what 'thicky' said above!
*click*
(*click*
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:22,
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Freakin'Bull ! Oh yeah !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:25,
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Man.You post art, and I defile it by posting that ^^^.
"I couldn't make it as a punker." Or an artist.
("I couldn't make it as a punker." Or an artist.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:49,
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Hehwell I thought it was funny, if that's any help :)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:57,
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Ning!have a click - just a few hours late.
(
mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:07,
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...my arms getting tired......you suck...i love you!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 4:46,
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ha halove that movie
(
The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:40,
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my attempt at a faceswap
Also tried making a shadow... any tips for that?
well....(can of worms time)
the way I do it is make a black shape of what i want to shadow,
then fiddle with opacity and perspective till it looks semi-presentable
(*snicker* - i said fiddle & semi!)
(the way I do it is make a black shape of what i want to shadow,
then fiddle with opacity and perspective till it looks semi-presentable
(*snicker* - i said fiddle & semi!)
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:46,
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oh, and blurlots of blur
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:47,
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thanksi'll try that next time!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:49,
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noyours looks fine.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:55,
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did you add that shadow? i thought it must be from the source Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:57,
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^thistis well done if it's not part of the sauce.
cheers for the tips, all of you :)
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Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:59,
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cheers for the tips, all of you :)
thats not my shadowit's hers or was until i got her all invisible
sorry to be misleading!
This is one of my shadows:
(sorry to be misleading!
This is one of my shadows:
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 4:02,
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Most of that one is more convincingthan the real shadow you first posted!
Yay!
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Sat 11 Aug 2007, 4:22,
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Yay!
just try and make it look like the shadow on the rightvery subtle and soft edges.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:55,
archived)
shadowsselect the shape you want to shadow
create another layer and fill the shape with black
free transform this rotating it and adjusting length to light conditions. The shadow is usually connected to its source at the bottom of the source (e.g.feet)
adjust opacity of shadow and apply a gaussian blur. play around with the degrees of each depending on the light conitions of the original
This gives a very accurate shadow
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:54,
archived)
create another layer and fill the shape with black
free transform this rotating it and adjusting length to light conditions. The shadow is usually connected to its source at the bottom of the source (e.g.feet)
adjust opacity of shadow and apply a gaussian blur. play around with the degrees of each depending on the light conitions of the original
This gives a very accurate shadow
I just ate a hastily constructed cheese and pickle sarnie edit: and a penguin
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:36,
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i just had...a ham and cheese sanga!
/should have given bread to the chooks blog!
(/should have given bread to the chooks blog!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 4:04,
archived)
Woo!Such odd dream you have. Hurrah!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:34,
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that is bloody nice!any chance of a bigger version for a wallpaper?
Woo *click*
(Woo *click*
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:35,
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That puppy is up to something:I Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:38,
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5 storeysjeezum craw - thats a big fuckin barn!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:47,
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are you still planning on making a book?I will buy a copy if it's cheap and not shit
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:42,
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That'll make you change your knickers! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:26,
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is it the theme from batman? oh it's not a compo, woo!
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:29,
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Ummmmmmmmm...... *thinks*...........
Cat Out Of Hell ?
.
(Cat Out Of Hell ?
.
paranoiaman,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:31,
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bats and cats...needs some rats, flats and little fluffy hats!
Woo!
(Woo!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:31,
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He does have a nice head for a hat.But I don't think it's really needed.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:35,
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course it doesn'tim just rolling with my self imposed sleep deprivation regime!
:)
(:)
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:36,
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damn, I looked for that picture for ages and couldn't find itI can make my Jaws 2 version now
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:43,
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Best meme I could think of for the position of the cat.Go ahead, I've got one to pea.
As does most everyone else. HAHA! etc.
(As does most everyone else. HAHA! etc.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:55,
archived)
i knew i had some of these around.....
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:50,
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*drools**slips on the drips and clicks*
Im there, i am so there
- love it and Im gonna let some else get this but I know it!
(Im there, i am so there
- love it and Im gonna let some else get this but I know it!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:24,
archived)
ah fuck it....Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:27,
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sorry not to reply earlier...im baffled - checked filename but still clueless!
I like it though!
(I like it though!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:51,
archived)
Oh no i gettit...Plaistow Patricia
I thought that was another clue not the answer !
(I thought that was another clue not the answer !
paranoiaman,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 4:00,
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Yeah!Arseholes, Bastards, Fucking Cunts and Pricks
Aerosol - the bricks
Ian Drury and the Blockheads!
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 4:47,
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Aerosol - the bricks
Ian Drury and the Blockheads!
First post..ever! : May be NSFW...actually maybe Not Safe For Eyes as well..
*passes lube* (trust me, you will need it!)15k over &....
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:14,
archived)
TOAP on a Rope!*is starting to see in doublevision, may sleep soon*
EDIT: Nope, that's it, sleeptime. g'nite B3ta!
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:15,
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EDIT: Nope, that's it, sleeptime. g'nite B3ta!
ewwwwalthough i suppose it would be a supermassive black hole as well ;)
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:15,
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Same band as before so you can search.....
.
.....because im going back to my sickbed !
.
(.
.....because im going back to my sickbed !
.
paranoiaman,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:02,
archived)
sorry but i dont know the bandbut i like your pics!
In case ive not said it quite enough - i love this fuckin comp!
(In case ive not said it quite enough - i love this fuckin comp!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:11,
archived)
I started to like it morewhen I realised how it could be interpreted
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:18,
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The mob, - "Oh no Zank you have reposted in a comp - the nazis will rectally penetrate you!"
The Zank - "Bring it, cause i stuffed my arse with broken glass; you're out of luck, i don't give a fuck!"
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:42,
archived)
Have a 88 for being so damned abstract.Boo-Ya!
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:48,
archived)
So if she's heavier than a duck.........."BURN HER ANYWAY"
.
WOOO YAY...best album cover by far !
(.
WOOO YAY...best album cover by far !
paranoiaman,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:58,
archived)
i think my fave coveris a toss up between Burnt Weeny Sandwich and The Perfect Stranger
But I do love the font on Baby Snakes!
(But I do love the font on Baby Snakes!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:05,
archived)
I swear in the middle of the night, if I don't turn it off and its on the charger my ipod turns on and plays burnt weenie sandwich for some reason.I can't explain it.
(
d d,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:08,
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oooooohhhh18 different types of good kind of spooky!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:09,
archived)
Zappa Rules!..just got back from the concert - Zappa Plays Zappa.
Excellent!
(,
Sat 11 Aug 2007, 4:48,
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Excellent!
[DrZaarlon Approves Of Zappa Titles......And Old Folkloric Stories Too]
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Sat 11 Aug 2007, 5:14,
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