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# I have no idea why...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:15, archived)
# Woo
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:17, archived)
# woo to pob
and hi cockalorum to simon!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:19, archived)
# Eh?
Im lost again, maybe i shoulf go back to work.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:21, archived)
# i like your egg sell ant pic
that was all!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:29, archived)
# Hehe
Ok mate. Was one of them 5 min jobs
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)
# they love ther master
you can see it in their little eyes. Ey op Pobbo, I have the biggest fucking hangover in the world man, I actually honestly am fighting the urge to vomit just sitting here, I get dizzy looking at the keys.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:18, archived)
# eep!
get a beer down as quick as possible m8, you'll feel blathered again for a while
but it takes the edge off :)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:20, archived)
# just went and
vomited. dont feel any better. feel my pain.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:32, archived)
# im afraid you are at the
intravenus vodka stage m8
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Lots of water
and lots of vitamin B, as soon as you can keep it down.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)
# Sigh, been there!
If you can keep it down, try a glass of orange juice with a couple of teaspoons apiece of sugar and salt. Restores the electrolyte balance, which is the main reason everything hurts.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:41, archived)
# Awwwwwwww
he's such a nice puppy.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:19, archived)
# Must be the lunch thing
he looks distinctly peckish. Kitten pie?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:23, archived)
# gotta be better
than this pot shite im eating :(
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:25, archived)
# Oh no, not pot noodles?
Euuuuurrrrgggghhhhhh.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:26, archived)
# He never knew what hit him
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:12, archived)
# Woo and yay
And indeed hoopla...

I love the speed blurring!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:17, archived)
# larvely
:)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:18, archived)
# Boo and Nay
to 0800dial.com!

The just introduced a fair usage policy

I hate hate hate hate them!!!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:54, archived)
# There is an ISP
now offering ADSL for £12.99 a month. You can visit them at www.freedial.biz. I found the original story here: www.theregister.co.uk/content/22/27218.html. Oh, and their 0800 dialup is cheaper than 0800dial as well.

Enjoy!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:08, archived)
# BT phone numbers only
DOH
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:15, archived)
# As are most xDSL providers
Though Tiscali aren't (expensive, but you can go with Servisco). www.vcisp.net are about £26 per month, although they require BT line too.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:23, archived)
# Woo and Yay
for the Northerners Bash tonight!!

pity i'm not going :(
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:49, archived)
# I was going to go
But i caught salmonella recently and i'm not allowed to drink too much.

Boo and nay.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:08, archived)
# hehe the dog must have farted
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:32, archived)
# Do any of you
good people know of an app I can use to automatically colour balance a set of images? ACDSee and Irfanview's batch processors don't have what I need...
This message will self-destruct in 10 minutes
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:24, archived)
# Not really
but I note thet Photoshop has both an Auto Colour and a Batch Processing function
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:38, archived)
# Indeed -
but I need to combine the two :/
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:49, archived)
# I think that's
kind of what Batch Processing does ... but I haven't yet read that far in the manual.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:53, archived)
# I think I have
it... You learn something new every day - ta!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:01, archived)
# thats exactly what you should do,
record action, do what you want to to the images, stop recording automate batch, apply to opened files. Voila.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:11, archived)
# Yup -
had a read of the help - Is there anything Photoshop can't do? I just recorded a "Make me some tea and toast" action...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:13, archived)
# In reply to that, another not really needed post here
Did someone from here make this/find this ? Or was it in the newsletter or something, someone on IRC just started singing it.
www.tnww.net/moof/videos/burgerking.swf
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:40, archived)
# that is
deeply strange...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It was in the newsletter a coupla weeks back - I'm playing it now! I've been playing it ALL MORNING! I'm addicted!!
I sang it in IRC a few days back as well - works well in IRC.
What channel you in?
i work in burger king making flame grilled whopper i wear paper hat would you like an apple pie with that? would you like an apple pie with that? where is the bell wait for the bell can't hear the bell wait for the bell i gotta run i gotta run i gotta run i gotta run i work in burger king making flame grilled whopper i wear paper hat would you like an apple pie with that? would you like an apple pie with that?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:46, archived)
# I was just in some random
Channel. The were just typing out the words though, not acctually singing it so you could hear it. That would of been funny though.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:51, archived)
# Don't think IRC supports audio :o)
I just copied that text into a chan I'm in atm.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:56, archived)
# Be good if it did though
Id just screem all the time.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:10, archived)
# Yahoo *shudder* chat/messenger
has audio - go scream at some folks overe there :o)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:14, archived)
# Done that before
Got boring though.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:19, archived)
# hi simpn
I have the mother of all hang overs, I mean that I mean, I hurt so much I think I might vomit. really. Honestly, why did we get so fucked up? why?!! why!!?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:14, archived)
# You what?
Me? I had nothing to do with it mate.
Hehe.
Was your video nite right? Good was it?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:16, archived)
# yeah
but we never got to watch anything, jsut got mashed on beers all night, I dont remember getting home. Somehow I didnt lose anything. Its a complete fucking mystery, I hurt so badly, I really really really do feel like vomiting right now. Should I do you think? just force it all out?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:20, archived)
# And-one, and-two ...

/edit - reflection/shadow added
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha, wendy says....

and so do i!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:25, archived)
# Yes yes yes
We need more stuff like this, bring back the old days.
Class, pure class.

EDIT: But the cat is eveil, it has no reflection
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:27, archived)
# marve
lous.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:28, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:32, archived)
# photoshop the German Justice Minister
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:11, archived)
# is that a man
or a woman?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:13, archived)
# a woman
but she's just begging for a hitler moustache
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:15, archived)
# tell her to shave more often then
.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:18, archived)
# hitler moustache
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:27, archived)
# quick question...
from a rookie, if i wanted to paint her face diff colours how would i do it and keep all the shade and shit?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:49, archived)
# I'm not
great at doing that, but in photoshop you can set the transparency/opacity on the brush you are using so that you can just paint over the top, and probably use the airbrush... anyone got better advice?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:57, archived)
# cheers mate
ohhh how my horizons have suddenly expanded, he he he.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:05, archived)
# its either this, or waiting til she comes out the other end.....
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:59, archived)
# hooooorrrraaaaaaay!!!!
for the kitten life guards!
woo and yay :p
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:00, archived)
# what a tiny kitty!
woo-yay
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:00, archived)
# the kitten is normal
everything else is just bigger
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:01, archived)
# thats
how accidents happen!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:02, archived)
# is that your doggy?
woo yay!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:01, archived)
# i have 2 doggies
so i win
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:03, archived)
# i'm getting a doggy in november!
he lives in kent at the moment, and i'm bringing him up after the next london b3ta bash. he's lovely and i love him.
edit: this is he, catching water balloons =)

yay!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:07, archived)
# is that a blue merle rough collie?
Or a very fluffy border collie?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:26, archived)
# an _incredibly_ fluffy blue merle border collie!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:28, archived)
# He is absolutely gorgeous!
Used to have a rough collie, they are such a nice breed.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
does he look very surprised in the next pic? ;)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:28, archived)
# if only i had the pic, yes he would =)
and then he does it again...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:30, archived)
# our dogs
love playing with the jet washer that we have on the farm for cleaning tractors. they try to bite the water...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:34, archived)
# i love it
when they do that. there are lots of dogs on the heath near here. i watched one for almost an hour one day barking at a puddle. i don't think i've been in such hysterics for ages.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:55, archived)
# you've got
to love dogs, they're just so friendly and dumb :)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:58, archived)
# woo!
was going to ask if you had a photie. he's lovely!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:28, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay!
i'm excited!
i think my mum's quite pleased she's going to get a rest from cleaning up dogpoo!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:43, archived)
# no, we have two cats.
the piccys are from a site on how to give a dog a pill. (i dont imagine its as difficult as giving one to a cat, although i suppose you are more likey to loose a finger to two....)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:05, archived)
# Too right
you have to save the poor dog from a hairball that size.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:06, archived)
# nice
work!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear....

am i going to hell?
bigger one here
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)
# it
looks crap too
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)
# using tags to resize it makes it look crap
resize it in your imagin program
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:57, archived)
# blame
b3ta for the crapness then, they advise u to do that :P anyway im new
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:57, archived)
# shipman
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuard
woo
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:55, archived)
# dont i
get a yay too? :(
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:57, archived)
# oops
accident

Woo Yay!!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:05, archived)
# thankyou
very much
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:16, archived)
# Challenge idea!
I wouldn't normally wste a thread, but it's Saturday night and I might forget befor next Friday. So I'd appreciate it if someone would mention this when the time comas around:

/edit - New World Records

Think of the possibilities!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:39, archived)
# What sort of records?
Most reposts? (Boo!)
Most front page posts (Yay!)
Smallest image to be front paged? (Woo)

Oh, incidentally, does anyone fancy helping me write a programming language?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:43, archived)
# Biggest kitten stack
Most horrible baby
Largest penguin collection

Any record you can think of ...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:45, archived)
# Sounds like a back edition of the Guiness one -
book of beatan records!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:45, archived)
# The name
could do with some work ...

/edit - that's more like it.
I think B3tans could come up with some interesting world records.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:46, archived)
# *deliberately obtuse*
nothing wrong with Guinness!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:48, archived)
# Except that it would be even better
in liquid form.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:49, archived)
# *hic.*
Actually I don't like it. Anything with that much iron has to be good for you, therefore I'm not interested.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:57, archived)
# Who designs coach seats ?
cause there are some really weird and seemingly random designs out there.

The truth is needed
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:29, archived)
# wait! wait! wait!
is it too late to change my order?

(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:27, archived)
# I'll have two 767s and an egg fried rice
.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:33, archived)
# amateur pussy gallery
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:23, archived)
# hey!
that second one is definitely hypnocat!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:26, archived)
# see? SEE?!?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:39, archived)
# And his real name is "mittens"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:40, archived)
# Fifth one
is throwing a grade A strop!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:29, archived)
# fifth one
has been eating uglycake again
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:31, archived)
# It looks like the evil cat
from Cats & Dogs
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:35, archived)
# Spacefish ...
Seen this?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:44, archived)
# yup
everyone's done a search for their own username, surely? =)

it's quite odd, but i still haven't heard any music by the band spacefish
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:47, archived)
# Hahahhahha!
I hadn't - but just did and the first picture was an old banger!!! That's made my day.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:49, archived)
# glass cock, i suppose
but i still think it's a nice picture.

"spacefish" conjures wonderful imagery.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)
# people have made me lovely interpretations in the past
i'm quite lucky to have a nice name (even if it isn't as original as i had once hoped!)

your name's rather good too. mmm shrooms...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:04, archived)
# this spacefish was in the randimaginator a while back

looks a bit like ...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 12:11, archived)
# mines a bit boring though
.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:53, archived)
# Continuing a theme
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:23, archived)
# harsh ..
... but oh so fair
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:25, archived)
# is someone from texas gonna nick all these again ?
.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:25, archived)
# Who stole them before?
.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:28, archived)
# did that happen before
?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:28, archived)
# some person that wasn't clued up on the idea of bandwidth stealing
I think there was a happy ending
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:30, archived)
# Oh man...........
I'm losing brain cells trying to think of something for the compo. Should really stop hitting self with hammer.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:15, archived)
# same here m8
but im only 15 so wen i grow up, im gunna b a tramp .....
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:16, archived)
# ...oline ?

thats gonna be a toughy
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:20, archived)
# i need
a cupa soup
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:21, archived)
# neeed.....
hummus
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:13, archived)
# Have a pint then...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 13:05, archived)
# so we've got
zog,
spacefish,
fishbear...

and now zogfish?

how confusing.

(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:01, archived)
# no relation then?
lol hi zogster, welcome back m8
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:03, archived)
# seems sensible to me
=)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:04, archived)
# oh good lord
of the dance.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:11, archived)
# Are you saying
Spacefish = Michael Flatley? Cos that's one hell of a good insult!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:22, archived)
# ah, but it's true
watch me skip!

we should play five-a-side kitten lacrosse. there could be the fish, the zogs, the buckets, the doctors, etc...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:28, archived)
# As long as it's not football
you have my full co-operation!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:31, archived)
# maybe i can referee?
everyone else on here seems pretty leg-less
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:31, archived)
# just a second ago
he wasn't spacefish.
he was spacebearzogfish bloke
or something similar.
just so this thread makes sense.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:32, archived)
# since when
has that been a concern?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:33, archived)
# um....


uhhhh.....




*cough*
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:40, archived)
# I'm off to make a zogfish
I think it would look quite interesting.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:04, archived)
# you must
get terribly confused with that 100% Gibbon bloke posting here too
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:08, archived)
# b3tan by a champ
darnit... ;)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:10, archived)
# Here's one I just made...

It's King Zog of Albania crossed with a fish, of course...

(ex-Zogfish)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:34, archived)
# It's a good job
my zog-fish has now died, as my pc crashed and killed it. And it was really made of b3ta zog. Boooo and nay
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:57, archived)
# I agree... (Agent V here btw)
We know you're the original Zog tho :)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:05, archived)
# Agent V
are you dressing up in ladies logins?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:17, archived)
# oooooo
it's made me feel all funny
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:23, archived)
# Ummmm
no... Honest....
shit, my secret is out...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:28, archived)
# oh so now you change
honey... the lipgloss... it's still there. We know what's going on.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:29, archived)
# dont worry
i've locked my undies draw ;P
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)
# ooh ooo oo
, agent v, is that the lovely lady delirium i know? say hi hi hi from me!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)
# hiya
Dicky :)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:44, archived)
# woo
wonderful to hear from you, v says you're ongoing happily, mine's ok , i'll keep an eye out now i know who you are;)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:54, archived)
# there's mr brong bongobongo
and me too
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:06, archived)
# and a kitten stabber
.......
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:08, archived)
# and that 100%gibbon bloke
must REALLY confuse you...
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:09, archived)
# hee hee
see above mornin'!
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:10, archived)
# JINXIES

weeeeeeeeeeeee - you can't talk now, nyerr
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:10, archived)
#  
 
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:13, archived)
# freshlegs freshlegs freshlegs freshlegs freshlegs freshlegs


I think I'm too weak to do dead arms this morning anyway.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:15, archived)
# thanks!
the silence was getting eerie. you boozing last night then?
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:18, archived)
# No
Just had a busy week
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:21, archived)
# pob pob pob pob pob pob
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:14, archived)
# phew
did i have to hold me breath too?
cos i did, and turned blue....
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:15, archived)
# No
but I would have got to say things like 'Pob fancies sheep' and you would have just had to be all quiet, so everyone would have believed me.
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:20, archived)
# bah! i remember when
sheep fancying was considered fashionable...
but i am a yorkshire lad, and the winter lasts a loooong time :)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:21, archived)
# Confusion ended...
...I'm now using another of my old handles (I have them dating back years... you wanna get worried if I start using C64 scene ones, that'd be real time spazz...)
(, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 11:19, archived)

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