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# one for
united supporting quantum physicists

HenningBergs Uncertainty Principle
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:44, archived)
# The scoreline
needs photoshopping
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:46, archived)
# quantum physics joke
heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop.
"do you know how fast you were going?" says the cop.
"no," says heisenberg, "but i know where i am."
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 11:06, archived)
# ha ha
the nerds are taking over.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 11:17, archived)
# thinking on
this is an internet message board.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 11:27, archived)
# that's
ace!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 11:41, archived)
# scary sheep?

looks cute to me.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:28, archived)
# more evil sheep
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:44, archived)
# Profiles are fab, but they don't format the
same as the original messages... none of the return chars are translated into <br>s
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:16, archived)
# i think i fixed that half an hour ago
try a forced refresh.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:19, archived)
# Fantabulous new profiles...

...get my seal of approval.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:27, archived)
# Mine too

nice one rob !
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:39, archived)
# and mine
CELERY!!!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:54, archived)
# Ooh so they do
now however, they list all my front page images, which is nice (about a 500k hit on my server!)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:37, archived)
# er...
I've put it back to 10. It would be nice to have a more button... but hmmm... that would require a bit of thought.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:49, archived)
# Apparently I've
had 2 front-pageworthy entries and I didn't see them there.
:(
I should stop going straight to the board and check out the front page more often.
I am glad I had something make it there tho'.
8))
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 12:36, archived)
# oh bugger
My pics now not showing. Is that tripod.co.uk fucked now?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Let's see
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:28, archived)
# That 'OK' is from tripod.co.uk
Maybe you've had too many hits?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:29, archived)
# you've probably
just used up your bandwidth limit.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:30, archived)
# Does anyone know
what the name of the music is from rathergoods frightened boy? Or does anyone have it? cheers in advance....
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:03, archived)
# try
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:08, archived)
# cheers boss
now to hit audiogalaxy
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:13, archived)
# if anyone else wants it
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:30, archived)
# ooh
that's exciting. somebody's used my faq. i've been meaning to re-do it before i linked to it mind.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:40, archived)
# thats the thing with FAQS
You never thing of looking at them :)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:42, archived)
# 'twas my cunning plan ...
... to make you finish it.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 11:15, archived)
# That sun report failed to mention that
the grouse have their methods of keeping bloodthirsty sheep in check
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:52, archived)
# Jack's back


i wonder what else he does?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:52, archived)
# bang bang bang
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:49, archived)
# ah... those machines have now done a dull loop
of b3ta to popbitch to graham norton and back to b3ta. yay! i love those machines.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:50, archived)
# i aint seen em before
but they scare the hell out of me.. :)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Ahh well
Soz didnt know :D great thing about the intornat is if u aint seen it its new :D
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 11:07, archived)
# no apology needed.
they are the finest animated gifs in the world - and I could look at them all day.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 11:13, archived)
# Furtive Compression
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Seeing as everyone here seems to read the Metro
Have a look on page 8, the article about Ali G. About half way down the first column they have written -

'Cohen referred to the words which were removed, adding: "We're also not allowed to say m*****fucker" - filling in the blanks himself.'

Now, surely that should be written motherf*****r. *Chuckle chuckle*
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:36, archived)
# I bet
one of the metro journalists is having a good old laugh at the proof readers for sneaking that one through...

I have to admit I actually read the article this morning and didn't spot it myself.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:38, archived)
# that is amazing
reminds me of the first website i made, the host had a censorship thing which included cutting out 'suck', but interestingly not 'dick'. that host can s*** my big fucking hairy balls.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 12:40, archived)
# Andy Crane
in response to philip schoolfield i present...

(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:34, archived)
# uh oh
http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_524772.html
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:31, archived)
# Being Ted Nugent 6
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:27, archived)
# chew on this b3ta
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002080998,00.html

(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:20, archived)
# Blood lust of killer sheep
probably the best sun headline for a while.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:22, archived)
# "Eerily, the attack came three miles from the spot where a flock of sheep pushed a woman to her death off a cliff."

Rob - what say we organise a B3ta field trip to this moor?
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:27, archived)
# She was a 61 year old woman
on a quad bike
Eerily like the end of Quadrophenia
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:37, archived)
# the lovliest headline
i have seen for a while is 'Swan on the line delays Vienna underground' - how posh is that?

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_524671.html?menu=news.quirkies
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:43, archived)
# Has anyone seen
the Naked Dancing Llama? He's yet another animal that seems to think he knows everything. So we've got a crab, a cat, a pigeon and a llama. Weird.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:18, archived)
# hells bells shells
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:12, archived)
# Being Ted Nugent 5
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:10, archived)
# The Bridge Of Death

"I had tried crossing it the previous day," Cleese says. "I walked across, to try to work myself up to running across it. I came back and said 'There's no way I can run across there!' It was slippery, and we were in those strange, knitted-string chain-mail outfits. On the soles of our feet was just a plain bit of leather, nothing on them at all--no rubber, no indentations-- so they got a mountaineer to do it. He ran across it as though it were a road. Quite extraordinary! That's the only bit I ever chickened out of."

(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 8:54, archived)
# Click your profiles
i've been playing.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 8:54, archived)
# excellent!
Nice one mate. Great plan.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:04, archived)
# hang on
I have to post so I have a link to follow
:oP
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:09, archived)
# very nice
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:13, archived)
# nice one
ta
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:11, archived)
# Cool!
I didn't realise that two of my pics had made the front page. I rock (well I'm impressed).
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:13, archived)
# yay. glad people like it.
my theory was that it could work as shorthand. there are a lot of names on the board, so I wanted you to be able to clickthru and go "oh. it's the person who did the cat in the blender pic."
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:17, archived)
# exactly how i'll use it
personally. good thinking.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:32, archived)
# blimey...
I didn't realise so much had got on the front page. I am chuffed. Nice one rob...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:51, archived)
# nicely
done that man!!!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 9:56, archived)
# cool
what a nice feature - makes my profile look good and i didnt have to do anything!! luvly
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:11, archived)
# your profile looks great
AndyK's too. Except for the bottom bit. Working out how to add buttons to it so people can mend broken images (if they can be arsed.)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 10:13, archived)
# Just want to see my profile, really
Nothing to say.

Ahem.

Cough.

Bye.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 13:10, archived)

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