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could someone give me some bizarre website names please (real ones). I'm doing a media article for college about how the world has no geniuses left because they are all looking at funny sites on the interweb. When i'm finished i'll post it up, but i just need some amusing sites, such as www.mulletsgalore.com

thanks!

(Tendency, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:55, archived)

b3ta is far and above the best site on t'web

and is inhabited by a fair number of geniuses.

speaking of articles, in the very unlikely event that anyone would want to read my gcse coursework about julius caesar, it's here - .doc clicky. it got full marks, y'know

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bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:00, archived)

that's exactly what i mean

my article started out as a melancholy look at the fact that our only remaining genius is Stephen Hawking, and he's not long for this world really is he? but i was saying that there is hope yet with the interweb!

(Tendency, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:01, archived)

If genius is one extreme of a bell curve

then I would expect that there are more geniuses alive today than there have ever been before. Perhaps we don't have as many universally recognised geniuses as we did when the world was a much smaller place.

(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:04, archived)

people who are recognised in their own lifetime have immediate impact

(eg. sex appeal, athletic ability, passion). we don't know who the real geniuses are, because their hasn't stood the test of time/become widely accepted yet.

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:27, archived)

well

said

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:39, archived)

You're right

(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:41, archived)

fuck off he's a genius

he only discovered one thing and is only well known on the celebrity afforded him on account of being a scientist with motor neurone disease.

what about the likes of will self, though? and there probably are a good few geniuses out there, but we never hear about them.

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bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:04, archived)

that's what i'm getting at

go back to 1900-1930 and you can't walk down the street without bumping into a genius or rolemodel of some kind. einstein, ghandi, picasso, monet, about 5 different composers. they were universally recognised. these days we have either 1 or 2 or loads and loads of them which no one knows about- this is why i say we should use the interweb to find them.

(Tendency, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:08, archived)

and fuckin hell mate of course he's a genius

ever read a brief history of time?

and you only need to discover or invent one thing to be a genius.

(Tendency, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:10, archived)

back then they didn't have so many distractions.

Mozart would have written one tune now and then just kept re-mixing it and going on tours around Japan.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:17, archived)

ha ha

arf

(Tendency, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:18, archived)

erm

this place is chock-a-block full of genii

seemed as good a time as any to make my first announcement about it!

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freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:18, archived)

ooh that looks like an interesting site

must bookmark it and pay regular visits.
;) they suspect nothing

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:19, archived)

lol

that is great.

(Tendency, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:20, archived)

YAY!!!

Homer just became the alpha crow on Sky one - they're showing that new simpsons I saw at your place.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:24, archived)

that

is still my favourite episode!

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freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:27, archived)

Woo!

bending spaceime in the basement ... hmmm

(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:26, archived)

Very swank

But an "about us" page would be nice so I can figure out it's raison d'etre

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:34, archived)

ooh thanks

i had no idea its purpose wouldn't be clear. i thought the name and content spoke for itself. hmm, about us, eh? *thinks*

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freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:48, archived)

don't get me wrong

the man's smart, he knows his stuff. but he's not a genius.

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bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:20, archived)

an IQ of 140+ is mensa's definition of a genius

but what do they know? ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:22, archived)

well, c'mon.

hawking radiation is all well and good, but it's nothing radical

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bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:27, archived)

I bet that definition

was made up by someone with an IQ of 141.

(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:29, archived)

yep it's all arbitrary nonsense

how good is the world at doing cursor bunny of death electrical thing move the mouse along the line you know..?
Add that to the IQ test and shake things up a bit.
Hawking is good at some stuff, not good at other stuff. Ssame goes for everyone.
There's no real reason why science is as important as hairdressing nowadays. The word genius is applied to both professions by those in the know.
Genius = unlimited = free (in the lack of a clear definition those words have thesedays.)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:34, archived)

mensa are rubbish

that is what i think

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:32, archived)

this is true

they seem to be nothing but snobs. and people with stupidly high iqs tend to be condescending and not very nice

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bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:41, archived)

and

a large number of them are fluffy and helpful

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freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:54, archived)

i dunno if that's the case

but i do think that worrying about what your iq is (or, more significantly, anyone else's) indicates that there are issues at stake

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:15, archived)

it's the very nature of seperating people

according to intelligence, that's rather unsettling. you might be an absolute genius according to an iq test but the most boring person to walk the earth.

and having mensa where you can only get in if your iq is above a certain level doesn't sit well with me and seems awfully cliquey.

that said, i'm sure there are a great number of thoroughly nice intelligent people out there, as freshlegs pointed out

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bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:32, archived)

weeeeell it depends dunnit?

i know people who test their iq and treat it as a game or sport. there are people who do it in a superior sort of way, but if you took away iq tests i'm sure they'd just find something else, because they want to feel that way

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:43, archived)

where's my reflection gone?

*looks in mirror*
ahh there it is.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:16, archived)

How about this-

www.ilikecake.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/campaign/

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:07, archived)

If the FTP upload has worked

then www.carlukeguide.co.uk should do you

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:09, archived)

My own site is named after a column I did in a weekly Iowa paper

It's at www.impersonaleffects.com

For those interested, it has some of my art on, but the B3ta pics and best stuff is still in progress.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 21:12, archived)

Sorry to waste a new thread..

but I would be curious to know what other B3tans regard as their favorite B3ta pics... in the world... ever.

My favourite ones are:
"What's your name son?"
"Krupps Sir."
and
Spider Marmot.

Just curious.
Isn't there a best-of-the-best, or frontpage archive being talked about. If you want your work archived for posterity, I wouldn't mind helping compile it, and some hosting.

Sorry. Just talking out loud.

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Monkboy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:48, archived)

That's a really tough call

I couldn't even begin to make up my mind.

(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:53, archived)

Fat Boab has a new

gallery. search fridays spazz and you'll get the link (i think it was friday)

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)

can you use the search and

provide links for those?
Fat Boab has got a cest of of sorts - he does weekly galleries and used to do daily ones (not suprised he gave up that the amount of pics we get nowadays). He is the man to speak to for front page archives type stuff. Can;t remember the link to hius site right now though but one of the many other fine b3tans will have it to hand.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:55, archived)

goodness

clicky

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:04, archived)

hmm took about 10 seconds to type that last post

as i was in a hurry.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:10, archived)

because

Spacefish may have come back in the room and caught me of course.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:12, archived)

a side effect of the dodgy

b3ta collective screensaver (here) is that it's stored 99% of all the front page pics / messages. If it goes on long enough it might eventually turn out to be a good archive.

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limpfish, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:21, archived)

i havent got that working on windows ME

it just goes to loading... and doesn't get anywhere.
I do hear the music though. (this is the new version)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:26, archived)

that's strange...

what version of IE have you got running? The screen saver is basically one big instance of Internet Explorer. If you look at TEMP.HTML in the install directory it should contain all the html to display the pics with a bit of javascript to do the rotating.

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limpfish, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:30, archived)

it's 5.51

I'll have a look at it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:36, archived)

should be ok

take a look in temp.html, if it's empty except for a bit of javascript and html to display the loading pic then something bad has happened. Either it's not been able to connect to the server, or it's been unable to write its stuff to temp.html in which case maybe it's got the path confused and is trying to write it somewhere that doesn't exist.

You could always try a reinstall, also good idea to install it as admin.

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limpfish, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:55, archived)

calling all B3tans

i need your help. i have just bout finished my
first ever website, and i need a logo, the site is called edibleVomit.... any suggestions
would be geatly appreciated, any actual logos
will go up on it......cheers, :O)

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EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:48, archived)

How about some Xtra info..

Do you have a colour scheme? What is the site roughly about? Do you want it to be concice, amusing, tasteless..? etc etc.
Would love to help if i can..

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Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:53, archived)

hopefully all of the above

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EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:02, archived)

Ok ive done something based on your last post :-)

Gotta go eat tea now, let me know what you think (obviously this was a 10 minute job ill work on it a bit more some other time if u like it)

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Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:35, archived)

thankyou

although, sorry to be an arse hole and sound un appreciative, can you change it to .co.uk??:)thanks
cheers

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EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:41, archived)

Ok, sure thing

watching a film right now, can u email me (in profile) and ill get it to you when ive done it. Cheers

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Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:47, archived)

I'll give it a shot

any dimennsions?

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EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:53, archived)

well basically

the website is based around me, B3ta, and any crazy shit that i think of, i want it to be funny, the main title banner is 437 x 77

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EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:00, archived)

i have just payed 20 dollars to save B3ta, to say thanks to anyone that helps

(and to get a mini furtive)

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EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:06, archived)

DUCK!

(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)

Can't let this one go by without Woo Yaying it...

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:00, archived)

Thank you, kind sir

I just love that wooyay.

(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:05, archived)

I've been told

that b3ta has been banned in the new jersey school district.

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Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:31, archived)

Why

i find it wholesome, and if i had kids (god help them) i would insist on them reading it

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:46, archived)

I would let my kids come here

if I had any (never). teachers are stupid.

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Allanon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:08, archived)

it's because of those kittens

you don't want to pick up a kitten when you've got a new jersey. their claws make a right mess of the knitting.

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:06, archived)

I have just recieved a nice

presentation box of 4 Hoegaarden and a 1/2 pint Hoegaarden glass from an old student fo mine.

Hoegaarden and Curly Wurlys, thats supper sorted out.

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:31, archived)

mmmmmmmm.........

hoegaarden...

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:32, archived)

All round to discokingpins for

beer and curly-wurly! Yay!

arse, it'll take me 3 hours to drive up there...

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:34, archived)

I thought you

were in eddyburg?

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)

nope,

Newcassel leyk.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:45, archived)

Are you coming up on the 18th

then?

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:47, archived)

is that another

edinb3tan? Arse - got no cash at the mo.....if I *do* go anywhere it'll be to the halloween bash, but that's dependent on finding a floor to pass out on :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:53, archived)

You would be welcome to crash at mine

but i live 3/4 of an hour from the city, so its just further to travel.

Plus i'll have to ask the rats permission

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:03, archived)

eep!

Done the distance bit to embra before, not pleasant on a wet windy night.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:35, archived)

thats what i said

I suggest we find a Hoegaarden serving pub for the 18th

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:35, archived)

sounds like a plan

though my student lifestyle only accomodates one or two hoegaardens per night

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:45, archived)

not a problem

as i will only be having one anyway, as i will be driving again

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:51, archived)

what do you reckon

to pivo, just as an idle suggestion?

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zerolicious, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)

I dont know it but

is sounds good

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:00, archived)

top of calton road

with a fine selection of czech beers (altho as a non-drinker i only have me mates' word on that.) does get v busy on a friday night though.

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zerolicious, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:03, archived)

What was the place they all went

to the first time? The Ivan Hoe? it looked okay.

I dont really care, as long as it dosnt play thumping music all night, as i like to be able to talk

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:05, archived)

the ivanhoe is a lovely place

nice big sofas and quiet enough to talk/hummus drunkenly

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:08, archived)

I think we should make it the Ivanhoe then

eh?

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:12, archived)

ok, if it's good enough for spacefish

it's good enough for me :) as long as i can hide behind you if any of my yukky workmates are in there ;)

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zerolicious, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:16, archived)

well i reckon we're all likely to be in the same place by 10

so we can always walk elsewhere if we get bored!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:18, archived)

good point

any pub thats not too loud is good enough for me

.......unless it plays disco of course

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:27, archived)

one look at me and

they'll run.

I am licensed to boogie, and can do so at 20 yards

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:21, archived)

not sure

as i wasn't there. wouldn't recommend the ivanhoe though, it's just round the corner from me work & normally full of mingin office types.

on 2nd thoughts, pivo does get a bit loud at times... back to square one then...

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zerolicious, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:11, archived)

what exactly is this hoegaaaarden stuff of which you speak?

is it some kind of ale?
Horrible stuff.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:52, archived)

Its a white wheat beer

and it is brilliant.

No other beer comes close, apart from the rare Hoegaarden Grand Cru, which is about 9% and is even brillianter

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:59, archived)

ok ta for the info

beer knowledge increased... updating database.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:07, archived)

you wanna get yer

paws on some Pelforth too.....doogle has the details!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:36, archived)

hooray

for appreciative students! an old disco stu-dent, i presume?

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freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:45, archived)

Very droll

an old final year engineering student. Did some work on swirl of inlet air/fuel mix into engine cylinders

(thedsicokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:49, archived)

buggered up my name there

damn

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:50, archived)

What's Hoegaarden?

Could be a garden full of prostitutes... or is it similar to Högörök?

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azerty, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:58, archived)

Penny

spent all her spare time working towards her goal of a gold medal at the X-games

(DeMortum, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:29, archived)

woo

and yay to that!!

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EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:49, archived)

Friday nights were Pandamonium

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Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:25, archived)

more woo than a shed full of ghosts

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:28, archived)

bloody hell,

are you sure you want to award that amount of Woo, spacey?

The pic is great, but a shed full of ghosts load of woo?

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:34, archived)

i was sitting here typing

and the woo farm went crazy all of a sudden. i looked up and it was that pic doing it

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:11, archived)

Well I'm laughing..

Excellent.

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:30, archived)

Tony didn't

half get bored during those speeches

(invocation, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:23, archived)

*snigger*

and, repost!

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:25, archived)

take a block from the bottom...

put it on top.

(Wilzon321, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 4:02, archived)

stupid

lack of hummus last couple of days...
hopefully shall return in style soon enough...

(invocation, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:12, archived)

Just say you've been down the Priory

recovering from b3ta addiction.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:14, archived)

Prof?

31 minutes into that mix: what tune is that? It's driving me mad trying to work it out! I think it's from a game?

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barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:19, archived)

Just after munkt0n's Quake mix

is the best version ever of a Doom song. (i got it from a site full of remixed computer game music)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:22, archived)

ooh!

is my quake mix in there? havn't got round to listening to it yet..

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munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:22, archived)

cool

I just worked out that it was doom before I read the reply. Good stuff by the way!

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barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:23, archived)

not this site

but it does have a ton of Doom music depot.wrong.button.com/musicdoom.html

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:23, archived)

ah, remembered now!

that is all!

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barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:22, archived)

brightons finest

(fatboyjim, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:00, archived)

Of course,

all these could have gone in the same thread....

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:04, archived)

is that how it's done...

point taken.. in fact i could try it retrospectively

(fatboyjim, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:06, archived)

You're a

gent sir.

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:07, archived)

a pound a penny down here..

(fatboyjim, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:09, archived)

beware

(fatboyjim, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:08, archived)

Ahem

(Pineal Gland, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:28, archived)

August, circa 1887. Rogue micro-ninja dentists pioneer feline dental hygiene.

(Chop-Logik, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:57, archived)

woo!

whisker abseiling is tricky, don't try it at home

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munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)

you need proper

safety gear to do it really.

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curry monster, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:06, archived)

and a detailed catlas

to plan your route

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:13, archived)

that takes me right back to these brain flossers of times past

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:02, archived)

god I love that image!

its just completely insane.

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:06, archived)

Ha!

Beauty.

(Chop-Logik, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:07, archived)

tiny ninjas

or giant cat?

it's good, either way!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:07, archived)

Edited it..

and its micro-ninjas :)

(Chop-Logik, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:09, archived)

don't they fear death

from furballs?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:15, archived)

Micro-Ninja Dentists

Are a stalwart lot. They knew the risks when they entered this noblest of professions!

(Chop-Logik, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:22, archived)

i'm almost

guaranteed to love anything with ninjas in it, and that is no exception. it's great!

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freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:11, archived)

Woof

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benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:56, archived)

HAHAHA!

He's head banging in perfect time with my Stiff Little Fingers CD.

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EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:58, archived)

hmm

Rockin' Robo dog

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benjymous help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:23, archived)

School photos never turn out well.

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EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:54, archived)

yay!

I knew someone would have enough hummus for.... argh, THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR

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barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:56, archived)

Uh, yeah, sorry.

I just like to hide a meme in all of my pics. It was a hard to find a place to find a more subtle place to hide it.

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EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:57, archived)

the new morris minor has some

fantastic features.

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:49, archived)

Like

turning into a new beetle halfway through that transformation...

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VeryGnawty, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:52, archived)

it's transforming...

things change...
that's the deal.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:57, archived)

oooh

his transformer name shall be Morris Chevallier

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:52, archived)

dude!!!!

just got back and spied you may have some dyanimic text loveliness to tell me about...

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:56, archived)

It goes a bit like this

Oh.. er see his source then and use that in an img tag. Munkt0n knows the science part.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:00, archived)

bit of a red x to me....

gosh, no php? works with an image? how strange this technology thing!

ok, the iamge now works, but how do I check source for it? in this page?

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)

refresh

you'll be able to see it eventually

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munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:02, archived)

please tell me science

boss? need to know your wonderful secrets!

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:05, archived)

TooMuch2AM's code

I'll mail it to you, you'll need asp.net server to use it though

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munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:07, archived)

can it deal with animated images?

Maybe you can write code to display the image on top of/instead of/at the end of the shakey bit alfie

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:11, archived)

not sure

what you mean byu the shaky bit? also, it needs to be real big, so it cant really be an ani gif, flash is the best solution Ive found so far, but still cant hummus php...

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:13, archived)

i meant the declouding bit

if you were gonna have one.
I wouldn't mind something like this on a transparent background like the biscuit writing was i think.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:18, archived)

thanks man,

I havnt used asp much yet, any specifics on how I should go about it once you send the code? do you have me mail addy?

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:11, archived)

sent

found it on b3tanbackgrounds, the blue yonder one

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munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:14, archived)

nice one munk

thanks, gonna try hummus it later. bit miffed right this second, as per below.

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:23, archived)

read me reply

to it too....good to see you 2 patched things up :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:33, archived)

I feel

like such a wally. angry chicken I can be. :S

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:41, archived)

heh, not bad

for an early evening outburst!

I don't wanna know what you were doing burying yer head in yer gf's lap :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:49, archived)

i do

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EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:51, archived)

F'in A!

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EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:54, archived)

incredible!

is it prowl in the end?
woo and yay!

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rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:55, archived)

thats on

www.punchbaby.co.uk

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EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)

what is?

the who ray woo yay?

edit - any kind of specifics? or anything? or just a one line answer to an unasked question?

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:03, archived)

I get a

Temporary Loading Page or summat...

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EvS, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:06, archived)

all i am saying is that that picture is simply
one that is lifted from a transformers thing on punchbaby, that was there ages ago, i beleive that is why itchanges to a beetle!!

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EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:16, archived)

listen,

this post was silly, nasty and meaningless, sorry!this post was silly, nasty and meaningless, sorry!this post was silly, nasty and meaningless, sorry!this post was silly, nasty and meaningless, sorry!this post was silly, nasty and meaningless, sorry!this post was silly, nasty and meaningless, sorry!this post was silly, nasty and meaningless, sorry!this post was silly, nasty and meaningless, sorry!this post was silly, nasty and meaningless, sorry!

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:21, archived)

no mate

i really didnt mean to be a wanker, its just that i got alot of shit from lifting aqn old picture, i just thought that was the way,
seriously im sorry for being a jeff,
sorry again, and no hard feelings, i hope :)

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EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:26, archived)

totally not

Im sorry to have such a go at you, its just the board has been getting a lot of people that can be kind of stoopid, Im so sorry I misunderstood you, and for my wankerish tendencies to show through.
embarrased alfie here.

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:30, archived)

ok cool

well we'll shake on it then

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EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:37, archived)

*shake*

*grovel* goes off to bury head in girlfriends lap.

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:39, archived)

as a peace

offering, can i come? :)

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EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)

hahah!

giggled out loud at that, but hey! an old meme is still a good one apparently, someone frontpaged the bugger!

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:41, archived)

well congrats

apologies again :)

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EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:44, archived)

don't be hard on him MrA,

I've seen that sequence before ages ago, first in my mailbox and then pointed to from this very site and glasscocked to buggery before the GC phrase was invented. It was a beetle originally. Might still have it in me mail at work....woo to effort but a meme's a meme :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:31, archived)

isnt

that just ripped from a movie?

nice convertion btw

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:36, archived)

From the Director's Cut.

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:47, archived)

haha

another mystery solved...

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rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:48, archived)

aaaaahahahaah!

genieus!

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Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:51, archived)

ace!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:53, archived)

Woo and Yay.

That is

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kaydup, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)

fanta umbrella?

(Maels, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:08, archived)

woo

Nice work

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:05, archived)

omfg

class.

(GTed, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 19:27, archived)

Why, Marcellus Wallace...

With these ferrero Rocher, you are really spoiling us...mofo...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 20:31, archived)

Ace

And I was convinced it was Marcellus Wallace's soul!

Also, that many Ferro Rochers is just...pure bliss.

(Captain Pancakes, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)

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