I like how he's just standing perfectly still.
This reminds me of Blinx the Time Sweeper.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:58,
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Ha ha ha!
I know. Sadly there is nothing I can do about my sig :( It belongs to cr3....
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:52,
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a curse perhaps watching scoobydoo will help
edit : Its not helping :(
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:54,
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Only £2.
However, that is only for a week :) Would you like to bid for it next week?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:24,
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Wiggling chillies are wiggling
And I am rapidly getting hammered.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:44,
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That'll teach you not to accept lifts off strange lorry drivers
/Clarkson mode
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:48,
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i would think the best place for this would be the side of a bus!
;)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:42,
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If only there was a simple way of portraying what that would look like
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:43,
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haha
that made it into the times t'other day
there's probably no RAF one
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:19,
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there's probably no RAF one
Why is "God" surrounded by so many negative words?
Trying to say something?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:42,
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It just happened.
I spread all the words out, and then moved some of them together.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:44,
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Hahahah
I almost bought runestones the other day. Then I realized maybe that was taking the whole viking-I-can-write-runes-and-i-read-norse-myths-etc a bit too far...
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:49,
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You should visit the
Rök Runestone. I have. It's an awesome bit of carving :)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:54,
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Oh man, I wish I could go to Sweden.
I also wanna go to Norway and Finland, to learn more about all the mythology and see stuff like that.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:56,
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Maybe when you're older :)
You and Mofaha can do a European Tour, noise up the Eurob3tans.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:00,
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Hahahaha
I always wanna go to London when there's a bash on, but we always go either before or after. :p
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:02,
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"noise up" has me imagining them doing unholy things to us lot with airhorns.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:03,
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So I guess in your world dictionaries are really obscure novels?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:10,
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two word poetry is this.
New coat
Shiny buttons
Toasty warm
Cold outside
Almost winter
I'm ready!
slapping two words together might be 'arty' and look cool but it's not poetry. :)
I might be wrong but I think this is called 'prose'
'Ordinary speech or writing, without metrical structure.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:17,
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Shiny buttons
Toasty warm
Cold outside
Almost winter
I'm ready!
slapping two words together might be 'arty' and look cool but it's not poetry. :)
I might be wrong but I think this is called 'prose'
'Ordinary speech or writing, without metrical structure.
GP training scheme Part 2
Still got part 3 to look forward to :-(
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:38,
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good luck
and good luck
here's to alcohol for now! *pours drink*
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:41,
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here's to alcohol for now! *pours drink*
That's plan A
If I've cocked it up I'm emigrating to Australia
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:53,
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Surely I'm not the only one who thinks this when that woman shouts at you?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:32,
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Ha ha ha!
I got my lunch for about 50p every day for a year thanks to those things :D
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:33,
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i get the opposite problem
it keeps telling me to "please place the item in the bag"
and i would never expect the spanish inquisition to pop out of one...
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:35,
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and i would never expect the spanish inquisition to pop out of one...
That is obviously because you are honest
and scan everything :)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:37,
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or a dozy shit who keeps removing the bags before he's finished
;)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:43,
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I hate those machines
I always take my backpack with me, so to use those machines the supervisor has to override the weight thingy and wait around to give me "bag reuse" reward points. It's faster to use the normal, staffed tills.
Where can you buy a Spanish Inquisition?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:38,
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Where can you buy a Spanish Inquisition?
hahaa!
although i saw someone do this complete with 'Unexpected Horse®' a few days ago, it is still funny and unexpected
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:54,
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doh!
I thought it had probably 'bindun', but must have missed the 'Unexpected Horse®'.
*shakes fist at nothing in particular*
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:00,
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*shakes fist at nothing in particular*
Not Bad...
....but I found this on the World Wide Inter.
img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/0/40/8/40008239_roundy1.gif
How Odd (and NSFW?)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:01,
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img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/0/40/8/40008239_roundy1.gif
How Odd (and NSFW?)
that's from next week's
'James bond title sequences they'll never use' challenge.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:38,
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no such thing!
i saw this yesterday, and it made me giggle on an otherwise yawny workday
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:13,
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Cheers!
How is Msr Redsushi Whoop! Whoop! and associates this fine day?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:52,
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Eau Conterau, Mr B.
I understand the grass in that area* to have been particularly fine quality.
* Original was ashley taken in a rather nice area full of nice people doing nice things, but I thought I'd Vagabond it.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:53,
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* Original was ashley taken in a rather nice area full of nice people doing nice things, but I thought I'd Vagabond it.
ivesb...
Now there's a name I've not heard in a long long time...
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:04,
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I used to work behind the bar in a very horrid, punky dive
And the landlord's dog once found and had the stash of magic mushrooms on the table, and spent the next six hours staring at the wall.
Not good at all. I do not condone the feeding of drugs to innocent animals.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:57,
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Not good at all. I do not condone the feeding of drugs to innocent animals.
what would a dog see if it's tripping
do all the humans start talking dog?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:58,
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FUCK knows.
But I've met some naughty people in my time and I really don't approve of it. Cats on acid is not fun to either be around or witness.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:01,
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Cats while you're on mushrooms are quite fun though :D
saying that I had a good time staring and the ceiling undulating and watching the carpet patterns twirl.
Weirdest thing that I ever had was the perspective completely fucking up in my kitchenif I looked one way the kitchen looked too narrow the opposite direction it was shitting massive. That screwed with my head for too lon.. then we went an watched QVC and laughed for about 4 hours.
giving drugs to animals is not on.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:04,
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Weirdest thing that I ever had was the perspective completely fucking up in my kitchenif I looked one way the kitchen looked too narrow the opposite direction it was shitting massive. That screwed with my head for too lon.. then we went an watched QVC and laughed for about 4 hours.
giving drugs to animals is not on.
My stepmum put some acid in my dad's tea.
It was, to be fair, fucking hilarious. He freaked out, threw his fag
out of the window and tucked his head under the duvet for ages.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:05,
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out of the window and tucked his head under the duvet for ages.
LSD is still on my to do list
as is mescaline. I think that is all that's left on it.. perhaps DMT as well.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:07,
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yes I concur
dogs should be only allowed harder drugs. and vodka soaked doggy biscuits.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:56,
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*flicky fingers back at 'cha*
..ok i'm useless, but the thought is still there.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:57,
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Indeed - and thank you.
This is generally how my friends and I greet each other.
I once walked past a group of teenagers just as I was connected 'phoning my mate, and said to him in the poshest voice I could muster "Yo G - what up, daaawg - I is jus goin to chill in me crib, don't you know, and wondered if you fancied hookin up?"
Their faces as I said this were a delight to behold.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:04,
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I once walked past a group of teenagers just as I was connected 'phoning my mate, and said to him in the poshest voice I could muster "Yo G - what up, daaawg - I is jus goin to chill in me crib, don't you know, and wondered if you fancied hookin up?"
Their faces as I said this were a delight to behold.
haha :D well done for not corpsing
i just gave it a go (i'm in a room on my own, and bored) and couldn't get past "chill"
mind you, i still can't tell the "edward woodward" joke without giggling.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:13,
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mind you, i still can't tell the "edward woodward" joke without giggling.
why does edward woodward hand so many d's in his name?
because otherswise he'd be called e-war woo-war.
that one.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:18,
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because otherswise he'd be called e-war woo-war.
that one.
go on, have a bit!
ah fuck this it won't load my image.
imagine gordon brown stoned
photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2409/116/104/790415312/n790415312_5853450_6993.jpg
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:58,
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imagine gordon brown stoned
photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2409/116/104/790415312/n790415312_5853450_6993.jpg
no it's just the way he's standing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
O_o
HAHAHAHAHA
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:51,
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O_o
HAHAHAHAHA
oh my
well how about this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNqqAPlgi4k&feature=related
.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:39,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNqqAPlgi4k&feature=related
.
so very sorry for that,
last chance...
how bout this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OlcDuzbo5o
/
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:48,
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how bout this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OlcDuzbo5o
/
Seriously?
Have you anything more like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x8D4T--0v4
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:50,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x8D4T--0v4
I'm listening to this right now:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoSIuaczGN0
I got the album it's on yesterday.
:D
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:58,
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I got the album it's on yesterday.
:D
WOW OH WOW
Now that is really great music, what a find.
at 2:30 is a great moment in Terror Drunk
Big bloody hearts of love for this one.
thanks
.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:58,
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at 2:30 is a great moment in Terror Drunk
Big bloody hearts of love for this one.
thanks
.
hmmm
Catnipppp says at 3:47 pm, January 20th, 2009
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Oh the Georgia picture is about Russia defending it’s oil reserve that is massive, Georgia backed by Israel sneak attacked Russia,
Putin blasted them.
But did you see his new Obama piece on Rense.com,
Yikes, Dees is out of control.
Got to agree though, Barky’s first appointment was Rahm Emannuel, a duel Israeli/American citizen,
do you really think Obama is not totally a puppet of AIPAC?
the bold part is interesting...looks like somebody is posting someone elses work,
it would seem
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:02,
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Oh the Georgia picture is about Russia defending it’s oil reserve that is massive, Georgia backed by Israel sneak attacked Russia,
Putin blasted them.
But did you see his new Obama piece on Rense.com,
Yikes, Dees is out of control.
Got to agree though, Barky’s first appointment was Rahm Emannuel, a duel Israeli/American citizen,
do you really think Obama is not totally a puppet of AIPAC?
the bold part is interesting...looks like somebody is posting someone elses work,
it would seem
I don't get the point here
can you explain what you were going for?
.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:13,
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.
still don't get it
i said that Terror Drunk was fantastic and thank you, now i can't figure out your response?
d
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:30,
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d
I think his implication is that these pics aren't yours.
As you have referred to Dees in the 3rd person before....
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:32,
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are you serious
you still don't think i am Dees?
too weird
funny in a way
ask Melinbotton, he is a personal buddy and a longtime b3ta dude.
d
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:56,
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too weird
funny in a way
ask Melinbotton, he is a personal buddy and a longtime b3ta dude.
d
I did not write what he posted there, only the first line
I have never referred to myself in the 3rd person
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:54,
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Do you think i am posting someone else's work?
Is that it?
You still don't believe i painted that?
d
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:32,
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You still don't believe i painted that?
d
no no really
old guy in red
gives out presents to kids
then rapes their soul!
:D
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:45,
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gives out presents to kids
then rapes their soul!
:D
woah!!!aaaaaaaaaaargh
*wards off with crucifix*
aaaaaaaaaaargh-didn't work.......what a pic:)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:42,
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aaaaaaaaaaargh-didn't work.......what a pic:)
After all, nothing blends in better than an Texan billionaire with a stupid moustache who loves cricket.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:33,
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You can only playy it once
then you have to rest your voice for a month :D
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:03,
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bloody public transport system
shoved in with all the commoners like bloody cattle!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:22,
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shoved in with all the commoners like bloody cattle!
i like to think he's waiting on a paddle steamer.
he might be.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:31,
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more ammo for the trebuchet!!
Click for bigger (119 kb)
load em up!!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:21,
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Click for bigger (119 kb)
load em up!!
Whoop Whoop :D
I knew that being deaf would have its upsides, well, other then being able to ignore people on the basis you didn't hear them ;)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:32,
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i'm SURe this has bindun at some point
but i like it nonetheless.
EDIT: filename....
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:15,
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but i like it nonetheless.
EDIT: filename....
faces on socks?
What a novel idea. I'm sure you can get 18 months out of that novelty.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:16,
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sarcasm on b3ta?
i bet that raised a genteel titter amongst the residents. new ground for all concerned.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:18,
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an excellent invention without which those who are ugly of toe would surely perish
wonderful things.
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