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# A few b3ta pics/links are now appearing on
Everlasting blort
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:28, archived)
# Not with any credits
to the original artists I notice. Scrounging meanies.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:40, archived)
# Even so
It's a wicked site.

I had a link up there last year. Was taking the piss out of one of my Brazilian partners with this

Got about 30,000 hits in a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:50, archived)
# Well, I suppose at least
Gay dogs fag hag is on her way to international stardom now, and that's the main thing.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:54, archived)
# The bloke who wrote this game
is Johnathon Ross
(james, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:23, archived)
# Yay Me!
Show Us Yer Desktop is listed as todays MSN "Daily Diversion".

Traffic has increased a little....
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:22, archived)
# not yaaaay you
yaaaay me! Mine is still number 4!!! I am like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:27, archived)
# Yeah
And I'm getting loads of requests for it. Care to send it/post it as a normal image ? (without icons)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:28, archived)
# woo
Nice when things take off randomly like this.
Hope your server is OK - not as fun being popular as you'd think :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:40, archived)
# Just turned off IIS
and installed apache.

All is well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:10, archived)
# Yayyyy 4
Flibz,

Good work fella!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:42, archived)
# I'm glad it's working out
Your stuff deserves a wide audience.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:53, archived)
# Yay you too!
And I notice some other git is in the top 10 with an identical desktop to mine.....grrr....:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:48, archived)
# Hmmmmm....
Should I delete it ;)

Which is it....
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:11, archived)
# If you here
When you are at work

then clicky here

www.hep.man.ac.uk/~garethj/oldhome.html">
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:20, archived)
# but
we knew that anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:25, archived)
# Sophie Ellis-Bextor...


Apparently at the Brits last night, Frank Skinner said to her: "Why the wide face?"
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:19, archived)
# Hey
you leave Sophie alone. She's one of my faves, even if she does have a face like a satellite dish!
(Denz, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:49, archived)
# Didn't she
do an ad for the PlayStation a few years back?
"I don't even know where xxxx is..."
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:50, archived)
# brummy twat
frank skinner is a twat with an army of taleneted scriptwriters who he treats like shit...
(thebird, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 16:40, archived)
# happy sad
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:06, archived)
# another crap quiz
this is me, apparently
clicky
(james, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:04, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:51, archived)
# Hooray!
I'm "Unique" too....

apparently
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:50, archived)
# Another Unique
But who's to say some of us "unique" people didn't put the same answers?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 14:14, archived)
# There hasn't been any poetry for a while.
Can we do that again? It made me smile.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:49, archived)
# As it's rude Thursday
Mary had a little skirt
With slits right up the sides
And every time she crossed her legs
The boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
She never wore that one
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:00, archived)
# Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating a blueberry pie.
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a plum
And said
"What the fuck's a plum doing in a blueberry pie?"
(Machination, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:10, archived)
# Even at the covent school
young Jeremy wasn't safe from the taunts.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:47, archived)
# Springtime will soon be here!


I would be cool to grow stuff like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:46, archived)
# woo!
It's a barbapapa!
(james, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:49, archived)
# Well...
I think it's a shame they got all forgotten in th 70's
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:51, archived)
# I had a book
and I loved it.

clicky
(james, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Awww...

How they keep their colours : )
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:01, archived)
# Bored,
So I thought I'd do something to protect endangered species

Should do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! macca, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:14, archived)
# kind of like
The Banana Splits Vs Apocalypse Now.
I love stuff versus other stuff.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:25, archived)
# Davros Swearing Keyboard
Made by Necrophiliac this morning. Any wonder we never get any work done here?


Click the picture to load it :)
(Joose2001, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:14, archived)
# I love
the inclusion of the word muff, but then I would wouldn't I?
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:27, archived)
# my favourite
is "baarstaard".

Got to love those text to speech gizmos.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:33, archived)
# fuck
bandwidth exceeded. i wanna see.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:19, archived)
# remember kids..


Always watch out for motorised ferrets
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:07, archived)
# SAVE GERI SAVES
Due to yesterdays b3ta ,www.geocites.com/Geri_saves has been repremanded for bandwidth use.

CAN WE SAVE GERI GERI SAVES ???
(doktored, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:03, archived)
# I think
that we should petition geoshities to allow geri saves maximum bandwidth!

doktored, if you know who done the page, i'll host it for ya :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:09, archived)
# The front page pix
which have vanished have been moved to another server, and are now working on the board and in my profile. But the front page is still looking for them where they aren't. Does it work by a cache that will eventually catch up?
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 8:57, archived)
# All the front page pictures are
are your original posts tagged for 'front page-ness'.
You'll have to edit the original posts. Use flibz's b3ta-searcher to find them and then edit away to change their src attributes.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:10, archived)
# Scientists prepare
The Dip
for the unconventional send-off of Princess Margaret
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 8:57, archived)
# weak attempts




but notice the mona lisa
(voidancer, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 8:55, archived)
# cool
how fast does it go?
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:16, archived)
# brand wars
depends if it runs on kitekat or, say, bear meat
(voidancer, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:20, archived)
# Do they come
with a optional tabby fairing?
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:28, archived)
# yup
they try hard to :)
(voidancer, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:36, archived)
# Hello lads...
Now here's a challenge for yez... Just got this from the Darwin Awards website...

"Drawing?! Are you a graphic artist? I am trying to create a new version of the DarwinFish, this one with "Darwin Awards" inside a feet-up expired fish with a cross for its eyes. No luck with computer tweaks of the text to get it to fit inside the ovoid;
instead I think I'll need to draw it by hand. Any advice, or am I way off base?
Darwin"

edited: here be the shite image
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 8:54, archived)
# Fit text to curve
There is an option to fit text to a curve in CorelDraw. You might be able to land an older copy om ebay of your favorite used PC grot shop. The feature goes back to at least version 4
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:00, archived)
# why aye!
yer, i just thought that the b3tans could come up with a bunch of silly shite and send it to that "lets publish a tiolet reading book" wendy woman from the DW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:03, archived)
# correction!
Opps.. you want to use the ENVELOPE tool in Corel. I was just playing with it.. works ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:30, archived)
# Darwin awards. Pah
Ever tried their forums?

A bunch of (self assessed) high IQ'd twits spending all day posting messages about nothing whatsoever.

(As opposed to photoshopped penguins. Hmm. OK, just let me rant.)

Good reminder though - think I'll pop over and annoy some of them for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:49, archived)
# i agree completly
my stepmum is always on their fucking boards - she os of the type that actually *wears* her sodding mensa badge.. twats. [/rant]
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:59, archived)
# This is better
Pirate Nun

(soulstorm, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 8:52, archived)
# Why?
Captain Pugwash, no really.
Who ever thought that this looked like Captain Pugwash? Killgarth Manor Caravan Park in Polperro, that's who
http://www.chycor.co.uk/killigarth-manor/page1.htm
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 8:40, archived)

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