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[challenge entry] Something about


irritating cunts
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Here's a list of other things you can put on irritated cunts:
Daktarin
Vagisil
Femfresh
Gyno-Daktarin

You could go crazy with sponsorship (Like an F1 car)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Samuel El Jackson
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:25, archived)
# LOOK AT THAT FUCKING RENDER
HOW LONG, 3 AND A HALF HOURS?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:26, archived)
# haha :D
he looks so happy with his new poncho
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:26, archived)
# get equipped with pixelponcho
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)
# lols :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# he's a happy chap, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] What's that smell?
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:21, archived)
# BET THAT RENDERED IN LESS THAN TWO HOURS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:21, archived)
# One hour
and 48 minutes.
But there was also 24 minutes pre-rendering...
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# How long did you spend reticulating the splines?
It looks like you glossed over that somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:23, archived)
# during which time we ate marmite croissants with Paxman
heaven, really.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:23, archived)
# smarmite
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# A good point
well made
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:23, archived)
# love it
hate him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:26, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Oooo, I like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:21, archived)
# TWO. HOUR. RENDER?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Your mind is a worrying place.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Is that an Alien craft of some sort feeling the city, or is the city holding up a dodecahedron?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:23, archived)
# eat the city
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Goddamn, this is hella-cool.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)
# stop molesting my city with your extendograspers
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:28, archived)
# extendograspers need to be real things
and i need to have them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:39, archived)
# They're fucked now!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:17, archived)
# DID THAT TAKE TWO HOURS TO RENDER?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Can i have a number two please Bob?
(bugdozer - going to the sound of the trumpets, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:09, archived)
# HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE YOU TO RENDER?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:11, archived)
# hey mr horrible you should post that picture of Hulk Hogan smashing up New York it's like New York but with Hulk Hogan product placement.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)
# can't be fucking bothered
Hulk was Fanj's joke before it was mine anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Don't fucking tell him what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Is this still about Swayze, JackAction?
Are we going to need to have a talk?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Let's fucking take this shit outside.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:17, archived)
# It's a bit cold, do we have to?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Nah you're right, I can't be arsed to get out of my chair.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)
# FUCK YOU JACKACTION
HE'LL DO WHAT I WANT HIM TO DO
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:16, archived)
# YOU'VE NO SAY IN THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:17, archived)
# on this note I'm off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:09, archived)
# TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO RENDER THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:11, archived)
# why did it take two hours?
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:28, archived)
# This is normally what I think in this situation


The africa link is due to africa now having broadband
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8257038.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I like you're post
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# his a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# You'd have probably got fewer replies if you'd gone with "you're a cunt"
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# its late
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# haha
burn.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:48, archived)
# you're
a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)
# There's an apostrophe in I'm.
You fucking spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:12, archived)
# They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Well its what I was thinking when I snapped this:

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:38, archived)
# PO
TAY
TOES
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# cor!
:)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Ooo, very niiiice!
Where is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# It looks like it's taken just off the A66, a few miles east of Brough.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# damn you! i have to watch it again now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:45, archived)
# blimey
that is a lovely photo
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] fail on many levels


:-/
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# why's that so funny?
edit: i may have been a little vague there.
i chuckled like a loon, but i don't know why, is what i meant
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# no idea
?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I laughed.
Not sure why though.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:43, archived)
# \ô/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:43, archived)
# No reason

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# superb stuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# cut & paste and delete
and yay! I could advertise tv's :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:21, archived)
# NEEDS MOAR L
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] What a complete tool...
(gtfomh, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
He probably likes putting them in his mouth.
(Peter_G, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Is there room in his mouth?
After all, he's usually got his foot in there...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# ahaha
he's a jackass, apparently
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# mmmmm.. fishdicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Frying Nemo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Fuck yes.
Omg yes.
This is so YES.
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# HAHAHA HAHA

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:38, archived)
# What the shit is that?
I thought for a second it was a giant mood fish. The ones you put in your palm and they curl up and shit or something and shit
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I think it's msg
but I dont get it
(gtfomh, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't get it either

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Well, apparently
he didn't get it either!

I guess he must be a gay fish.
(once_upon_a_time, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# it could be an mtv sheeple award
/catnip blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch what you want when you want with Tivo...
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Y'know what product placement is, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Now by browser history has more Loose Women on it


Quick and Dirty, apologies for the poor quality source image.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:16, archived)
# no, I'm sure you made them look as good as you could
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I thought it would have been Canesten Combi..
..for irritating c*nts
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Or the Dignitas Clinic
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and rather nasty
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for compo..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ah well while we're re-posting stuff
 


HELLO, CLARICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well make it the repost thread.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
#
 


(this is actually mofaha's but I'm not sure whether he's around)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I think he's gone on holiday to Detroit.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# MURDER CITY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Hell have to be quick
everyone that hasn't been murdered seems to be leaving detroit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Ahhh, young romance. This is the start of something special
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# holy shit, threadrush
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# that is awful
which is why i love it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I've had it in my head all day, so it did get a bit stale
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# you need to talk to frank
:)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)
# god damn that is hot
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# The power is yours
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I'm going to have to play my RIS card here, I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# he's a character in mystery science theater
Ive only seen it a few times, so i dont really get it either, but its nice to see capn planet again
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# ah right, I do vaguely remember captain planet
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# i used to fancy the asian one in the green
The animation for captain planet was pretty good, looking back at it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# yes, they used a lot of the earth's resources to make sure it looked right
fucking firefox! stop jumping about silly browser!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I must admit to being with McBadger on this one.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# i remember captain planet,
but what's the crooow all about?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Did no-one watch MST3K?

In all its epic gloriousness?
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# er, nope.
and them effects were special
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:16, archived)
# MST3000
Rocks my world
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# ooohh Miss Interociter
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# *Repeats to self "it's just a show"*
*...and relaxes*

I'm surprised MST3K's not more popular round here.

(BTW fans should visit DAPCentral.org where they have all the episodes archived for downloading goodness)
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# THANK YOU
I've never seen it and I've always meant to dig out the episodes and watch them. It's nice to know someone's gone to the trouble of making it easy for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)

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