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# New Creamier Taste!!!!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 6:18, archived)
# Accept no substitutes.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 6:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 6:32, archived)
# My Lady Gaga comic "Divine Secrets of the Gaga Sisterhood"
by Sam Graham



Click for bigger (305 kb)


See more comics here
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 5:20, archived)
# I tried my best with the image sizing
Let me know if I f*cked up again!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 5:21, archived)
# You dun good
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 5:37, archived)
# cool
cool cool
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 5:57, archived)
# You dun reeeeeeeaaaalll good
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 6:21, archived)
# no you done fine
and i for one would like to apologise for being a prick
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 6:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This is excellent! :D
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:36, archived)
# thanks
sir!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Mornin'!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Is that the tiniest lamb ever, or merely the biggest bloke ever knocking on the door of the biggest house ever?
*EDIT* Oh, he's a postie. Question still stands.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Both!
probably...
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 4:18, archived)
# The blue tit could have the lamb for breakfast, WiL.
Great pic, but I'm worried about the detail.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 4:29, archived)
# LOL santa sends presents
Jesus delivers porn
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 4:25, archived)
# You know those little touches
the ones you spend too much time on because your bored of the bigger picture
this is one of those


Click for bigger (220 kb)

(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrreat!
:D
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:03, archived)
# ROAR!!!
Woo!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:05, archived)
# GAH!
It has human-like teeth, in a Los Angeles kinda style!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:22, archived)
# he bowed down to peer pressure...
...its all above the looks
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:31, archived)
# i thought he kida looked like
the great great great great great great grandfather of 'Jeremy, the Annoying Horse®'
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:32, archived)
# i was getting that half way thru,
it must just be my love of bog-eyes
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Ooh, I love horses.
But there just isn't a website for me any more.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:36, archived)
# lies!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Oh, beautiful. It works. Perfectly.
Thank you, Pedro. There I was thinking we'd all been left without.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:48, archived)
# use this knowledge for good -- never evil
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:52, archived)
# I can't imagine an evil use for this knowledge.
At all.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:57, archived)
# RARR!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:31, archived)
# The eyes
The eyes The eyes The eyes The eyes The eyes The eyes...
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:36, archived)
# What's David Moyes got to do with this?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:42, archived)
# ROAAAR!
I like this. Lots. Even if dinothing is a herbivore.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:38, archived)
# TUT TUT
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Live shows can be better, but often are rather crowded.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# roast pee
*i read the filename as peadopod*
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 2:59, archived)
# *peas more peaporn*
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:04, archived)
# i don't like live music. i prefer their podcast
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:08, archived)
# the REAL lemonparty
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry] he always thought he was bigger than the Beatles
Photobucket
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:47, archived)
# WE WANT A REVOULTION YOU DRUNKARD
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Surely he'd be singing
"My ol' man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's 'at"
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 7:54, archived)
# MEEOOOW

GOODNIGHT ALL!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Don't worry
She's just asleep...
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# A
HA!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry] now i'm hungry. damn you jesus!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Did he ever make it back to England?
I'd like to see a "where are they now?" thing done for him.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Try Wiki
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Ahh, excellent.
I thought he got deported. Good for him.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I'd rather be deported than crucified


W/C for the pickle
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# At last
a funny entry
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Haha :)
Very nice.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Shindler egg
they are SSuper

*hides*
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Arf!
Neebo shicky, CHOCO DOUBLEY!!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Thanks, Dave.
I'd been wondering about those lyrics for years.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 2:05, archived)
# THis reminds me
of the only time I ever thought that Family Guy went too far...
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# gah
has this been done?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# When they made fun of Kinder?
Those bastards!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I know right?!?!?!?!
No, they never made fun of Kinder. Peter did the rifle scene from Speilberg's fist...
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] This time around he didn't hear his Father calling
so he found another line of work, joined a Temple, grew old and eventually shuffled off...

(click image for a bit biggerer)

kind of a boring life, actually.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Hahaha :D The backstory makes this.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)
# still would
she's an absolute gimmie...
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# oh god, i think she look horrendous both ways**
**may contain lies
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I didn't see your disclaimer
:D
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# i accidentally hit enter, then ninja'd it
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# That's so obviously a code for raping and beating up someone
You sick puppy :p
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# that dog?
;p
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# What scoop said.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Also: CHEVRLOLNS
Oh
.
. (
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# thankee pete
:D
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Hardly much difference.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# it's hard to make her look unpleasant no matter how I try

(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# That's close.
Needs something to make the paperbag trick
unworkable to dial it in. Spikes or horns, perhaps?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# all I did was shop out that horrible mole next to her left eye
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# It's not horrible at all.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# would, more than ever now
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] parp parp parpparpparp

credos to tubaman for original...
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Haha.. Likeses!
I'm pretty sure that's Harold Bishop behind Jesus.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Would you like a strange 'stretched-plastic-inside-a-greenhouse-thing'
for the evening, sir?

(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# i like this
i would like it more if it was glass and looked like a big, shiny jewel
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# you could approach that
perhaps by overlaying a clear marble, then reducing its opacity
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# you seem to be mistaking me
for someone who isn't incredibly fucking lazy ;)
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# ahh, that's no chore, as shopping goes
but then, what's the point, right? :)
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# heheh
oh well, bed time.
g'night!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# gerrrNite!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# no I would not, take it back >:(
oh go on then I'll take it
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# What kind of fucking hamburger shop is this
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Safran Vs God Dvd
Ever seen it?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Yes
Many times. The final episode is fantastic.

It's a pity his last series hasn't been quite so great.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# This is good news.
Just got it as a present from Australian gf. Haven't yet sat down to watch it. I will make time.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I highly recommend it.
I won't ruin any surprises for you.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# extradimensional polygonburger
only 3,000 spacebucks
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Dude, were you bitten by a radioactive awesome, and started developing awesome powers to make awesome stuff?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I would live there!
Yes, yes I would...
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Why yes, yes I would.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# that's
really rather nice
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought I'd seen him on my estate
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# jesus - scandinavian for value
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Spotted at the Laugh in
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Hahaha! This made me laugh
Although I'm just back from dinner and I was the only one drinking red wine ... and it would be rude not to finish it, so my judgement may be skewed.

Is that an Indiana Jones font?
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Yes it is!
:D I can't remember where I found it...
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# in the Temple of Doom, man...
where else?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# in a galakie
fur fur ahwae...
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# pfff
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] The Stigmata
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Ha ha yay!!!
but I am a bit RIS
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Stigmata - wounds of Christ
Nail holes, crown of thorns, wound in side.
So woo to post.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Not sure which time zone you're in but this might be what you're missing
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Ahhhh
I RIS because Top Gear isn't on here.

Thank you for the FULFFY answer :D
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I've resolved to always be fluffy since non-flaming day, Dec 1st.
but then I rarely flame anyway. Apart from the occasional mild disapproval.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I gave it up years ago
seemed more trouble than it was worth. Then came the institution of the NAWTY STEP.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Ah, its been ages since there's been a good nawty stepping though, hasn't it?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I actually just got stepped over the wall
seems goatse is a steppable offence...
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Well if you're going to do some steppin
make it a nawty one.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# do i provoke your disapproval?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Only when you put your clothes back on!
\o/
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# yay!
*nudes up again*
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I like this :)
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe going back to carpentry wouldn't be such a good idea...
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)
# haha--always wondered how he swore
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# CUNT
something like that i'd imagine, but in hebrew
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# oh, I bet that just rolls off the tongue
*not*
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
#
הכוס
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# amaraic
he spoke amaraic. an i reckon he said my dad is bigger than yours
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Was he dyslexic?
Did he actually say, "take up thy bed and wank"?
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# he died a virgin
32 yrs old and a virgin and i thought my life was shit
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# The bible doesn't document jesus taking a single shit
are we to believe that he never did a poo?
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# mmmm
the key challenge is that if he poo'd then it must float on water.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Floaters are the messiahs of poo.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# WELL THE DAVINCI CODE SAYS HE WASN'T
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# yeah so where is the porn movie
no evidence eh
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# he died a virgin? what colour?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Isn't it funny how "Gospel Truth" is fiction?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# This is good
Like REALLY good!

Have an old image I found (that I did) for the W/Y/H!
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I clicked
but all I got was a lousy hosting website :(
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# b3tards saves!
*saves me the cost of proper hosting*
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I fairness I almost always use b3tards for hosting
but that wasn;t staying in line with the rest of my post so damn it to hell!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Dave Grohl.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 8:54, archived)
# hard to miss really
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# where is the almond?

(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# In Grey's Anatomy, no?
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# find me the zonules of zinn
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# may I look into your eyes, my child
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# ahhh my son
then follow the tract of Goll but to where?
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# depends on which direction you proceed :)
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# shall we sail to the aqueduct of sylvius
via which ventrcle(s)
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# you do realize this could get tedious :)
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# ashley
i fell asleep but that maybe due to the wine. and gin. and suzie perry mmmmmmmmmmm
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# have another
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# they have very bad breath
much like the german woman who kept trying to talk to me
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# and in large quantity, no doubt
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I read "Hippocampus"
as a school that a great number of fat people attend...
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# ah, the old alma mater...
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I thought of that too
but got lazy and didn't want to track down fatties
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Damn it!
where'd I put my spanging pan?
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# hey girl
if I want any crap from you, I'll scrape your teeth :D
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Ooh, that's bad enough to get a reply of
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# that's bad enuf for a 'ppffft' :)
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Oh for fuxake! :D
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)

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