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[challenge entry] i is sniper house
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:50, archived)
# Top Hut
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)
# they nailed people to the inside of his eyes
MONSTERS why cant they leave sniper house alone?
all he wants is a long range rifle, is that too much to ask?
woo yay
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)
# Yeah the "Buildings with Faces" compo has started!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 7:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:28, archived)
# ipads
they're big enough to row with.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:32, archived)
# something about that boat
makes me want to buy an ipodapplepad
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:47, archived)
# FUCK ME!! What a blast from the past..
I remember that film.. :D
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# You're feeling very hungry. Hungry for iCod.


Except, however delicious it may be it just wouldn't be the same from a brandname.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:18, archived)
# looks like a happy dinosaur
I'm starting to feel dirty and tired
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:46, archived)
# Well, I don't need asking twice!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:51, archived)
# I think I would be a happy dinosaur
(if i was a dinosaur), they just seem to have it all going on.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a Building Face - that will come later


chopsticks not needed - you can touch it!

de RIS
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:11, archived)
# YOU WANT POKE WITH THAT?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:16, archived)
# I never had good Poke
until I went to the infamous parking lot restaurant in Waikiki - they have a truck and trailer, some plastic tables and a long red carpet - and the best damn fish in the city! Don't know where they are now...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:33, archived)
# iPad J
 
well now I just want me some Thai food
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:26, archived)
# Ipadchowmaien
woo
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:47, archived)
# he stares into the croutons hypnotised by powers of the baco bits
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:59, archived)
# According to the link
"the special indgredient is semem, isnt it?"
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:04, archived)
# Do I get royalties for "some salad and other such shit"?
(see further down the bleedin board for evidence)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:07, archived)
# I MADE IT FOR YOU
 
hence the link
you bleedin communist
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:09, archived)
# I'm a greedy communist, though.
This is why I love M*A*S*H and The Cannonball Run equally.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:14, archived)
# dead ringer for Klinger with a bigger moustache.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:26, archived)
# Much smaller nose, though.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:28, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:48, archived)
# A POKE IN THE MOUTH DOES YOU GOOD!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:08, archived)
# shit yeah!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:09, archived)
# AWRITE?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:49, archived)
# :D the Windows version?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)
# How you doin?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)
# AYEAH!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Arf :D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Magic!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)
# analsex building.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Did you get planning permission for that?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Don't worry, I plan to.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:05, archived)
# Just as long as it contributes to the aspiration to create vibrant urban villages.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:18, archived)
# Damn wizards!
Always make a mess of things.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Lindsay confesses: "I pad"
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)
# wow, she doesn't look like a drug addict in that pic
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:36, archived)
# There's more loo roll in her cheeks.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Would have in Mean Girls
Now she looks too much like a druggie.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] This is what you mean, right?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Snappy !
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)
# I wish I could do that in mspaint
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# I like the concerned building in the back.
:D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# *sings^
Don't be worried 'bout the rocks that I got,
I'm still the concerned building in the back.

(Christ, that took some crowbarring, but I think I got away with it)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)
# I'll let it slide.
This time.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
# GRRRRRRRRR!!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)
# hahah i just clicked your smugbuilding
It's second in the compo now
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Thanks.
FUCKING THE FUCKING SHIT RIGHT THE FUCK UP.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)
# BLEUAAAAAAAAAUUUUUAUUUUAUAUAUAAUUUU!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# STAINED
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)
# I've fallen, Vic!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Oooh, I'm chafed.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# DOWN GOES HUTCH !
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)
# HUTCH! NO!
THE BASTARDS KILLED HUTCH!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:09, archived)
# OH SHIT!
HAHAHA! Building in the back is ace.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:09, archived)
# It's Starsky
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Fucking great picture.
Serves the cunt right for taking the corner too quick, like.
*clix*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# ^This
but wait...

There's more...

Well, no, there isn't, just ^this. And a clicking sound.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:17, archived)
# no, no more :/
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhhahhhah
 
excellent
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I RISed too, so I done a google
(, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] CHHHAARLIEEEEEEE
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Hah, and no camera for skype etc. No multitasking, etc.
What a pile of horseshit. Yet the turtle-neck vest wearers will lap it up. If any of you fucks buys one of these, you should kill yourself.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Oh I clicked btw, good stuff.
Better than the shit houses rebel-compo too.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Wow, DT
you are ON EDGE!!!

And thank you mate :D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# I'm totally not taking any shit this week.
I'm just WAITING for a smug mac cunt to mention that pad to me in person. OH HOW THEY WILL BURN. Bring them to me! I will end them all.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Get your matches ready !
Wi-Fi models shipping in late March.
3G models shipping in April.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Oh man, Apple are like, so innovative and on the leading edge!
3G? FUUUUCK. That's totally new, and is making me want one!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] But would you say no to the i-padma?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)
# She appears to have no detachable keyboard.
Bit of a disappointment, really.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# it's under the zip.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)
#
*detaches*

...oh.

Is that it? *buys a Dell monstrosity instead*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:23, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Nice work, Shadow.
Now get that username changed properly and carve yrself a reputation.
As some kind of dubious brown shadow or something.
Like my grandad once said to me: "You can't go through life calling yerself An Egg, son."
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# "Good job DBS"
I can do without.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Yes, you're right, I suppose.
"Good job, AE" is far better.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:53, archived)
# However
Both of these would actually require me to do something good.
:D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Ah.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Handbag > Chin
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# No, "Chin" < "Handbag". Lexicographical ordering, yeah?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Handbag > Chin
Get you.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Didn't say I didn't want one
But it really is useless.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# True,
but you could play solitaire so much bigger and anywhere you want...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# with CARDS 1.0!!!
:D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# But then when you win and the cards bounce all over the place
you have to pick them up!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Ra Ra !
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Wot no leopleurodons?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# No. THey are not real
Whatthefuckdoyoutakemefor?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# They are
They're magical.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Chaaaaaarleee. Chaaaaaaaaaaaarleeeee. Go into the cave Chaaaaarleee.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# i would pay hundreds to be able to scroll down webpages with the flick of a finger
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)
# I am a Mac user
and that iPud is a piece of overpriced crap for the Mac kool-aid drinkers.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Aaaaaaah so !
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)
# THAT IS SO RAYSIST. OMG I HAET YUO!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Thas alight !
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)
# HE CHINESEY
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)
# Light as lain !
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# SEAMBUILDING!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Vely Crevel !
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Lacist!
ROR!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# No ticky . . . no raundly !
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# HE SO CHINESEY
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I doing this right?


*filename*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# LOVELY!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)
# awwww
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)
# YES, QUITE.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)
# such smooth skin!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Well
I thought iplod was fucking hysterical.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)
[challenge entry] House with a face, eh?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Why does no one ever read the compo properly?
It's BUILDINGS with faces ;)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)
# In other news, a few more clicks and blackhaT will be winning.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Finished the animation yet?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Nice.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
So what's the alt-altcompo then, smarty pants?

*assumes it's House now LOL*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# I'm sure somebody's said it before
but I haven't seen it.

:p

Nice post btw.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Haha! Thx.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
#


Edit: that dubious brown shadow was an artifact from the original. I was afraid to touch it.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# TOPTIP
Eat the red ones last.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# TOPPERTIP
In this case don't touch the brown ones at all.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# AN EGG SHALL HEREFORTH BE KNOWN AS "THE DUBIOUS BROWN SHADOW"
(so speaks the voice of authority *coughs after using inappropriately gravelly voice*)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)
# *bangs gavel*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Isn't that Mandy?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Uncle Peter made it perfectly clear to me that you are now known as "the Dubious Brown Shadow".
Don't shoot the messenger, mate. (Especially considering there are several MI6-affiliated snipers lurking in the wallpaper with laser sights trained on my good eye)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# I hate that man
(Just saying)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:09, archived)
#
*would wink, but has both eyes occupied at the moment*
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Dayshift will arrive.
Archie and the rest will ace a few first thing, no doubt.
Still, it's a laugh--innit?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Light hearted protest against bloody isomething posts.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)
# whatever it is, it's NOT LUPUS
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# It's never Lupus.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# IT ALWAYS IS LUPUS, EVERY TIME. In the anti-universe...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Don't forget sarcoidosis.
Between them they've got season 1-3 covered.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I just found this awesome poetry site
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)
# "The invisible worm"
Such depth... such emotion!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# it's not just superior, it's ELITE
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# "i have no idea what does it mean in relation to secret life of bees"
I have suspicions though.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# "i think the sick rose is a girl who has got a illness and has got it from a dirty man who likes to give it rough"
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Selfridges


Click for bigger (151 kb)

Quick and very dirty
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# She needs some clearasil ultra.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Nah
She's a lizard, they have skin like that
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Her nickname has got to be 'Pebbles'.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# or Murray
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Tiger prawns bought in that building are £75 a kilo.
When I have guests, I make do with cheap ham, superglue and my 'secret special ingredient'.

Oh, and some salad and other such shit.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# £75!
Good gravy. I knew it was overpriced, but thats ridiculous


the special indgredient is semem, isnt it?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Nearly.
But it's OK, I have an ever-dwindling flow of guests.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# and may I say that your compo has much more potential
:)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)
# I didn't come up with it, I just sanctioned it.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# well
forget it then. :)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
# The Mu Sanction
Sounds like a good title for a movie there.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# It's the title of the next Dan Brown book.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)
# The Multimatum
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# That just sounds like when lots of your friends are confused.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# HE'S GOT A GUN!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Manger Douse!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Following the commercial failure of the iPad, Steve Jobs unveils his new compootar.

Arrr.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Is he a building?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)
# HE IS A BUILDING
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# OH SHIT HE'S A BUILDING!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# ISpastic
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry] iFound this etc etc
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Minimalist, I like it.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Buildings with faces you say?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four
 

 
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:57, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)
# A series of menacing predators diving off the roof of a tower block to getcha, you say?


(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# yes, please!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I won't be impressed until they make one of these


(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# :(
I spent ages doing that an all
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# spiral binding is the devil
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# If you own a spiral notebook for more than 14.8 minutes the spiral binding WILL deform
making page turning impossible.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Avoidable.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# I hate it when you drop something spiralbound
and it comes apart and you don't have a spiral-binder thingy handy. And you have to put it all back together manually. When you only have five minutes before the board meeting and you don't want to look like a spaz.
/nightmare flashbacks blog
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)
# plastic coils particularly suck
as the plastic quickly gets brittle, and is liable to snap and cut ya
also they just break with repeated use, or tear through the covers
and you have to hard bind

/librarian
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# That's one reason I'm dreading going through my archives
I have to digitise nearly 30 years of paperwork for new regulations and some of the old reports are huge and yes spiralbound. I'm currently looking for one of those new-fangled scanners that let you just dump a load of paperwork in and gets on with it. At a bargain price too I don't want much do I!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# thirty years.. damn!
 


(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# That sounds like a challenge.
I hope you get a nice hi-speed scanner that auto-munches 100 pages into a nice PDF file with just a couple of mouse clicks.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)
# well then
what if you are a spazz; wouldn't you look like a spaz anyway?

not you, of course, it's just a rhetorical curiosity
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Well, if dropping spiralbound reports makes one a spaz
if dropping spiralbound reports makes one a spazThen I'm a spaz for sure. I swear it fell apart in slow motion especially when all the papers just decided to go their own separate ways.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
# iBowlingalley.
Ingenious.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Multitasking?
forward this to Steve Jobs immediately! You may have just solved his multitasking issues...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:55, archived)

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