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What's so special about that York Mister then?

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:28, archived)

Atcherly

I think that's his name - "From York".

Swedish maybe....

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flibz, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:35, archived)

Radiohead's lead singer is

'From York' (near enough)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:37, archived)

b3tan

I was just thinking that

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:42, archived)

HOW

amusing!

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:48, archived)

you mean

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:36, archived)

why god why

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:46, archived)

i've been here before

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:52, archived)

Ralph and Pickles

often looked back and laughed over the "dirt tray" incident

(ccc, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:20, archived)

that is precisely the pose i'd expect that cat to put on

when it's picture is being taken

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:28, archived)

Hehehe.

I reckon the cat is a bit of a lech.

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helmetcream, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:29, archived)

i'm hungry

i'm also desperate to do anything other than homework!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:16, archived)

that's how i like my breakfast

with the eggs missing

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:21, archived)

with ya on that

egg are horrible

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Darkedge, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:03, archived)

mmmmmmmmm...

I love chips...

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:21, archived)

that is

a lovely filename

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bananaman, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:21, archived)

okay

i see francis BACON a CHIP and some broken EGGS

(monkeymonkeymonkey, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:29, archived)

with all that

there's not mushroom for anything else

/coat

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barnesy, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:38, archived)

that's the wurst pun i've ever heard

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spacefish bong!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:41, archived)

you are obviously

not a fun guy

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curry monster, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:45, archived)

now you're just bean silly

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spacefish bong!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:48, archived)

fork rist sake you guys

leave it out

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:50, archived)

if you eat too many japanese

mushrooms you get a poorly bottom.

They give you shit-ake apparently

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curry monster, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)

I thank you

I have more

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barnesy, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:50, archived)

Mmm

I need food

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:34, archived)

He was really

going out of his mind

(at0x, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:14, archived)

When firemen strike

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:05, archived)

Help!

Nice work.
Ta-ta!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:06, archived)

Super.

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:12, archived)

simple

and stylish

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curry monster, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:17, archived)

Must be feeding time

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:31, archived)

No no no no no no no...

...I said that all super heroes should have a comedy SIDEKICK!

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:03, archived)

still the same either way

Ha ha good idea.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:08, archived)

ha ha ha

nice pun :)

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:09, archived)

the shirt

seems to match spiderman's costume

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Queen of Cheesecake, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:11, archived)

it's really hard to...

find a happy medium with this lot...

oh!..theres one...(it is doris stokes..famous dead clairvoyant)

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Bitchpapa, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:24, archived)

Hmmm Dead Medium

Did she see that one coming?

(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:51, archived)

just before I go to a quiz night

I thought I would show you this picture and ask see what amusing tattyplopping/captioning mindpiss might ensue. Feel free to ignore.
Adios muchachos!
I'll be back for a good spaz before you can say "fucksocks" (57,000 times).

edit - tag, I'm it.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:02, archived)

The only thing that springs to mind is the Chicken wanker joke.

Then one day, it is a load of turkeys and the first turkey comes in going "gobble gobble" and the chicken wanker says "Fuck off, you can have a wank like the chickens!"

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:13, archived)

Pffffffffffffff

hehehe

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flibz, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:28, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That'll do

/spaz

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)

Dont think this is a repost :P - will delete if repost

www.scoopy.net/j-lo.htm

about j-lo's new music video so someone should be interested :P
*spaz*

(lostpixel, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:59, archived)

i would

spazz

JOBTRAINING:

/end spazz

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:20, archived)

shes not bad =)

(lostpixel, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:26, archived)

nipple-tweaker..

not i job i would mind - i was about to post a link to that pic myself :)

i wonder where you apply for a job like that?
..and what the application would look like :
i have big hands and like to touch breasts.
;)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:34, archived)

I'm having trouble uploading using ukdragon...

anyone gimme another 'upload' site?

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:51, archived)

there's one in

m3ss3ng3r now

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bananaman, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:52, archived)

try

freshleg's file storage here
www.flibz.com/m2

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rogan, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:53, archived)

thanx...

folks

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:53, archived)

i kinda posted something similar to this last night,

but i think this one looks better

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:46, archived)

yes that cat in the cage

makes all the difference.
Nice towelled radiators though.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:48, archived)

what cat

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:49, archived)

on the right

under the table

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:51, archived)

i see the cage

but not the cat

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:52, archived)

the cat is a fnord

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munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:54, archived)

You mean you can see fnords too?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:55, archived)

It's Schroedinger's cat

It's there only when you observe it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:00, archived)

but if you do

you kill it.

You heartless bastard.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:04, archived)

Towelled radiators?

Well, whatever I like the bleakness.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:50, archived)

To me, he's saying

That was some party last night. I don't live here. How am I going to reach the desk, it's so high?
And other things. Just to me though, not you.

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bigdave, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:54, archived)

he is meant to be saying

"Oh my god, i've killed him, i've really killed him"...notice the body on the floor next to him.

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:56, archived)

No he's saying

Fuck! Where the cheese?

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bigdave, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:03, archived)

i pretty sure it is actaully

Dude, where the cheese?

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:09, archived)

True, true

But he's panicked, see. Look at his tiny domo-face - he's stressed. Maybe "Fuck, Dude, where the cheese?"

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bigdave, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:12, archived)

well i suppose he would be under alot of stress

not knowing the the cheese is and all...so he may swear a little

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:23, archived)

Why is the dude

wearing a dress and a bonnet?

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Artamnesia, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:30, archived)

to me he's saying

wasn't i shouting at kurt cobain?

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bananaman, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:57, archived)

To me he's saying

Hey lady, answer the damn phone!!

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Artamnesia, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:55, archived)

maths lecture today was boring, and smelt of strepsils. it wasn't pleasant..

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teflon, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:41, archived)

Maths lectures

are seldom pleasant

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:44, archived)

but did any of the information

stick?
I thought not.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:44, archived)

Fantastic news.

I had a wank in a conference centre this morning.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:44, archived)

I threw a screwed up wet paper towel

into an occupied cubicle in the toilets earlier on.
then I ran away very fast

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munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:46, archived)

Why run, they would not have seen you.

And the majority of running wrongdoers get caught.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:57, archived)

it's more fun if you run

I was giggling also.

Quick question : we used to play a game called 'thunder & lightning', this involved knocking like thunder on some poor sods front door, then running away like lightning.

A load of friends who live in Kent say they used to call it 'knock down ginger', which is a ridiculous name.

Does anybody else remember playing this game, and if so what did you use to call it?

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munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:01, archived)

knock down ginger

thunder and lightning - tsk

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:05, archived)

nowadays

people tend to do it to our door, as it's got four buzzers on one panel, and I always feel like hanging out of the window and shaking my fist angrily.

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:07, archived)

yep, knock down ginger

mind you, for some reason we learnt british bulldog as "rush and singles"

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bananaman, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:07, archived)

you are crazy

thunder & lightning is a much better name.

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munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:09, archived)

pah

how gay.

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:10, archived)

hah!

and 'knock down ginger' isn't gay?
I bet you skipped about singing 'tra-la-la' when you played it! ;)

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munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:15, archived)

I'm a girl, I can if I want - Gibbon played a variant called knock down ginger dares where you had to stand at the door for as long as you dared - very heterosexual.

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:22, archived)

I played British Bulldogs and witnessed the most shocking move ever

Towards the end of the game there were about 7 or 8 left free and about 20 odd running at us to catch us. This kid next to me ran at these kids running hands held to form a barrier and he forward somersaulted over them, clearing them, landed on his feet but crouched down to the ground and everyone else got caught.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:25, archived)

ninja

stylee! :)

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curry monster, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:28, archived)

Just knock and run,

not very imaginative is it?

And I stopped playing it when a guy in wheelchair came to the door; I felt really guilty. Still I was 24 and should have known better.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:06, archived)

"time to go away"

you thought

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:13, archived)

Ah yes - i remember it well.

Lovely sponging going on.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:17, archived)

i hate to ask, as the replies are devastatingly obvious

but did anyone else play "corridor scat" at school?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:45, archived)

Hmm...

It is racist and I really don't understand why it was called this... but people around here always called it "nigger knocking".

(Dahaka, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:56, archived)

Hi-jack!

I'm an HTML novice, but I have finally got my website kicking along nicely. It's not 100% finished yet, but I was wondering if any of you kind B3tans would maybe have a look and give me some feedback?

www.boomspeed.com/jasonandreas

Thank you in advance. *puppy eyes*

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:45, archived)

lose the times new roman font

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munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:48, archived)

t'aint

too bad for a first time - although there are some bad links in the writings section (backslashes where there should be forward slashes). and your links page doesn't work either. (rather ironic, really)

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teflon, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:51, archived)

Really?

It works fine from here...

*confused*

(Can you give me an example for one of the bad links too? Just so I can have a look, cos everything seems ok from here. *gulp*)

Thank you, btw.

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:54, archived)

the gallery bit

is fairly slow to load because you aren't using thumbnailed versions of the pictures (so it has to load them all one at a time). nice pictures though :)

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rogan, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:52, archived)

Thanks :)

Did you see my apology to you earlier, btw? The rant wasn't aimed at you :\

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:55, archived)

yeah

I saw it, best not to take anything on the board too seriously ;)

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rogan, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:59, archived)

Yup

TNR is a god awful horrible font..

Check links and make sure the pages you say will be there are there.. Nothing worse than coming soon or under construction..

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Darryn.R, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:56, archived)

Thanks for the feedback.

The font's the least of my worries at the moment - shouldn't be too hard to change - I was more worried about the mechanics at first.

What font would you suggest? Can you think of something pseudo-'futuristic' that would fit with the design?

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:01, archived)

just choose a sans-serif font

arial, verdana, tahoma etc

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munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:10, archived)

comic

sans ms, preferably with Marquee tags

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curry monster, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:16, archived)

dear god

tell me you're being sarcastic? :)

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:39, archived)

sussed

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curry monster, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:47, archived)

Now if I was an *utter* HTML novice

you'd have just been a rather nasty man ;)

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:57, archived)

the images on the start page

could do with alt tags

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spacefish bong!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:57, archived)

What

do you suggest? Just "this will take you to the writing section" sort of thing?

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:00, archived)

yep

that is precisely whatcha want

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bananaman, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:05, archived)

And your side bar images

are 176 X 1513 and over 70K

Could be around 20k as a compressed jpg (although still a bit big..)

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flibz, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:33, archived)

Good point :)

I never access it at home (crappy 56k modem) so I didn't even click with that.

I'll look into it. Cheers.

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:38, archived)

Don't argue with The Rock's sock

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Gribbley, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:34, archived)

Woo!

Fellow WWE fan! Hurrah!

*Swanton through flaming tables from 40,000 feet*

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:37, archived)

Rick Flair says

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:38, archived)

Umm...

It's Ric Flair, actually.

/pedantic

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:39, archived)

Yes of course it is. How silly of me to make such a blunder.

Now if your in the right position, have a lovely bitch slap in the neck.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:44, archived)

I'd rather

a good knife-edge chop to the chest please, after all, we are talking about the Nature Boy :)

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:46, archived)

Or how about

a nice...does Flair do any other moves? :P

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:47, archived)

Infamy - Mr. Bates

Talking about Mr. Flair in such a way. He has the figure of 4 leg lock and endurance.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:55, archived)

Yes, there's

* The old man flop

* The Flair-bump (when he goes headfirst over the turnbuckle)

* The "climb to the top turnbuckle and be thrown off"

And, of course, some of the most technically proficient submission holds in wrestling history.

I'm really sad, aren't I?

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:57, archived)

No not sad.

I have seen where you live and I understand.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:59, archived)

Heheh.

Tis a silly place. :)

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:01, archived)

I have refined the move to the neck.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:54, archived)

hoopla!

a community of WWE fans! woo!

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:41, archived)

ooh look at us

big scary wrestlers!

fear our mullets!

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curry monster, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:44, archived)

Is that

Hale and Pace?

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helmetcream, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:18, archived)

It is

me and my twin brother albert

two random wrestlers from the 80's

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curry monster, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:24, archived)

Random!?

They're the Rockers, man!

The blonde one is Shawn Michaels, who went on to become one of the biggest WWF stars of all time.

/anorak

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:26, archived)

They're

the fluffy poncers is what they are!

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helmetcream, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:29, archived)

hohohoha

hahahahahahheeeee (that is the sound I made when I read that)

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curry monster, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:30, archived)

Ditto.

Heheh.

The one on the left *was* kicked through a glass window by the one on the right when I was about 10, though. Shocked the hell out of me, that did. :)

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:35, archived)

That wasn't

glass, it was jelly.

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helmetcream, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:42, archived)

JELLY?!?!?!?!?

*is now scarred for life*

Muuuuuuuum!

*runs off*

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:46, archived)

mad

mad mad mad mad mad mad mad

yeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

(Mattyboy, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:41, archived)

wrestling makes me laugh

do the audience know it's only pretend?
/cue massive backlash from angered yanks

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munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:45, archived)

*angered backlash from non-Yank*

It's not pretend. It's pre-determined. There's a difference.

A lot of what they do is very real, very painful and pretty brutal.

:)

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:47, archived)

its

still poo though

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Tedmus, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:49, archived)

fair enough

but how do they decide who's going to win?
I can just imagine big arguments before the bout.
"b.b.bb.but hulk wogan won last week! it's not fair!"

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munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:50, archived)

Heheh

you'd be surprised at how accurate that is.

For instance, there's a guy called "Triple H" and he's banging the owners daughter. In a surprise result of this, he's the World Champion and hardly ever loses. Hmmm... ;)

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:58, archived)

You're so true

I wish he'd get his ass handed to him by someone who hasnt held the big gold before

*points at Jeff Hardy*

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:06, archived)

Nooo!

Jeff Hardy's mince now. He's lost all passion. And he doesn't have "Mattitude" either. Heheh.

I firmly stand in the corner of Booker T for champion. He's way over with the crowds, and entertaining as hell.

Now can you dig that?

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:07, archived)

you are american aren't you?

own up!

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munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:11, archived)

Nope

half-Scottish, half-Greek.

I'm 21 though, so I was one of the obsessed kids about 10 years ago, and now I'm an obsessed adult. :)

SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:13, archived)

your all a load

of repressed homosexuals.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:12, archived)

Do yourself a favour...

go and look for images of "Stacy Keibler" and then call us homosexuals. She's got leeeeeeeeegs! :)

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:13, archived)

ok, so you like watching lots

of fat blokes jumping around in lycra skin suits and getting into odd positions, but the fact one bird has nice legs, makes you 100% hetro?

of course......

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:28, archived)

I take it

you weren't a fan of the Adam West series of Batman either then?

You seem a little anxious to call people homosexual. Are you sure you're not in denial or something?

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:33, archived)

Well

said!

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:34, archived)

In my Raj Persaud persona, I would say you were

repressed. You go into a lot of detail about the men but only mention the legs of the woman. You are also very quick to accuse other people of deviancy; therefore you are trying to blend in with the perceived majority of heterosexual people and you are trying to gerner their favour. Open up Ape, liberate yourself.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:37, archived)

Looks like I spent too long writing.

;)

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:38, archived)

Heheh.

Sorry.

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:40, archived)

i'm not in any form of denial, i freely admit that i'm Bi

on the other hand, you lot seem very quick to question my sexuality as soon as i point out that you lot get off on watching fat blokes jump around, yet you claim to be hetro.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:41, archived)

Aye, but...

I also enjoyed the Die Hard films, most of which involved Bruce Willis being sweaty and wearing a tiny vest. Does that stop me being 100% hetro?

Lots of people watch boxing, which is basically two semi-naked men hitting each other. Does that mean none of the audience there is 100% hetro?

I know I'm 100% hetro. I am perfectly secure in my sexuality, and I don't see the need to go around accusing other people of being gay/straight whatever without any sort of provocation. It's insulting and, frankly, stupid.

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:45, archived)

hmmm

i see boxing as a bloodsport a'la fox hunting, pointless, but if they want brain damage...

wrestling on the other hand has a large amount of hugging and them grabbing each others crotches yadda yadda, which i do see as slightly homosexual, wether it is or not, i don't know.

personally i don't belive anyone in the world is truly hetro.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:51, archived)

Well, that's your opinion.

And it's a statement I've heard many times from bi/homosexual people. Not once have I ever seen any evidence to back this up, though. And "you like watching guys grabbing each other" isn't a valid reason.

Personally I think bisexuals are just plain greedy ;)

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:54, archived)

I freely admit I'm not repressed.

Just of all the things you could say about peeps who like WWE, you go for gay. Big yawn.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:46, archived)

would you watch a footbal match if you knew the results

for the season were fixed before it started?

why bother watching it?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:54, archived)

Footballs

a bag of wank anyway. Pre-determined results would save me a lot of grief.

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:56, archived)

Have you

ever watched a film you've seen before?

And, fact is, *we* don't know the results in advance. Only the participants/writers/etc do. Sometimes the outcome has been changed just before, or even during a wrestling match. So you're obviously talking about something you don't understand fully.

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:56, archived)

i do understand it fully

i used to be a wwf fan, we all know that its made up and about 80% painless acting.

and yes, i have watched films i've seen before.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:58, archived)

why?

if you know the ending?

And I would say Pro Wrestling's about 80% painful. The rings are not big trampolines or anything, they're wooden boards with not much more give than the floor. It still *hurts* - that's why they're known as 'athletes' - because they have to be in top condition to be able to take it.

Go and watch a Japanese Deathmatch and tell me that's painless.

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:00, archived)

maybe i'm wrong, maybe you are.

but i expect this is never gonna be settled.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)

i only have one name to say

Mick Foley

legend!!!

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raw-edge, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:13, archived)

Right here...

..in www.b3ta.com!!!

/cheap pop

(Have you read his autobiographies, btw? They're very good...)

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:15, archived)

First one good - second WWE garbage wank sack.

That French writer geeezer (camus/gide) said that "everything i know about life I have learnt by observing football"

Pro Wrestling leads to a more sinister life perspective. Good/bad/Dark/Light/evil/hope. I never discuss wrestling with knee jerk reactionaries.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:26, archived)

Just don't let any of them

see the Katie Vick angle developing. *shudders*

If you wanna discuss it, you can always mail me. I'm always up for talking about it.

The Pro Wrestling forum on www.gamefaqs.com is good too, if slightly childish at times.

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:28, archived)

I post there

occassionally. It does get a little childish sometimes. "Whats the bestest match ever that should happen?"
"A triple hell in a cell inferno C4 deathmatch!"

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:32, archived)

whats

your username there?

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:34, archived)

rabbi_geek

(don't ask)

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:35, archived)

*struggles*

It's no good... I can't help it...

WHY?!?!?!?

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:36, archived)

Its basically

because I have a geeky type thing going on with films. I know quite a lot about them. The rabbi bit just seemed right...

(not a very good story. sorry if i built you hopes up! :) )

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:39, archived)

Can you blame

Jeff for losing passion. Imagine turning up to work every week for years, putting your body on the line and working your way up towards the top of the company. Then you finally get your big break! You get to fight the world champion in your speciality match. You CARRY the veteran champ but still have to do the big job. Then you get pushed back down the company and don't even make PPV cards. He must be a tad pissed off really

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:14, archived)

Yeah, but...

he's been turning up for work *late* for a long time. not been putting a lot of effort in when he does, and leaving early. pissing a lot of people off.

Look at the difference between him and Matt - Matt's always been the model professional, and he's got a big push now.

(Seen his new entrance vid yet? It's absolute class. Mattitude!)

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:18, archived)

Edge

is the next big thing in my opinion. He'll beat Brock.

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:20, archived)

I disagree.

I think Brock will be beaten by either:

(a) Kurt Angle at Wrestlemania, after a massive technical-wrestling feud. Lets Brock show off the NCAA skills and Angle can unleash his Olympic skill.

(b) Goldberg. If they ever sign him. I hope not, though, because he's mince.

Edge is class, though, but I always though Christian was more talented than he was. Christian, if pushed properly, would have been the next Shawn Micheals easily. Great wrestler, great mic skills, and lots of charisma.

Best quote ever was from Edge And Christian when they came down for guest commentary:

King: "What are you guys doing here?"
Christian: "We're gonna do a run-in!"
Edge: "Yeah! Run-ins totally rule!"

Heehee!

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:25, archived)

God help us

if Big Show gets a push - as seems likely. Just watch the rating d
i
v
e!

(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:27, archived)

Yeah, I know.

I think they're only going to feud Show with Lesnar so he can F5 him to 'prove' how strong and scary he is. Then he'll have a decent feud.

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:31, archived)

im off then people

i'll see you all later i need food and a cuppa

bye bye for now

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:23, archived)

burn

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:34, archived)

Ahhhhhh, I have such..

..fond mammaries of my days in the choir.

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Darryn.R, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:20, archived)

hah!

we all know what newsgroups you frequent now!

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munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:22, archived)

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:23, archived)

Bondage

Cleavage and not a rampant vicar in sight.

Most clever.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:24, archived)

Has he caught himself

in his zip too? Or is it just an "Ooh, Matron!" face? Or both? Or neither?

(

bigdave, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:36, archived)

Top work fella!

He looks like the vicar just popped him one in the ring

(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:08, archived)

How about

Cheggers Plays Fop?

Hmm, maybe he should be holding a bottle of vodka...

(cattleprod, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:18, archived)

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JimBobbins, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:19, archived)

It is simply Woo and Yay and

vodka is not a dandy drink. A good armagnac or port might look good.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:20, archived)

lovely!

i love it.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:29, archived)

Okay, who's

the joker?

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:15, archived)

hahhahahahahahahahahhahaha

No joke. It's serious.

(

partychancer, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:15, archived)

Not someone pledging

500 quid it isn't.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:16, archived)

Maybe it was Koit...

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VeryGnawty, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:22, archived)

No,

it wasn't.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:25, archived)

maybe a pop star or someone saw it a felt moved

which reminds me of a story my freind told me the other day.

One of his freinds was getting married and the place where they planned on having the reception phoned them up asking if they could have it some where else...they said no, and that this is going to be a speacial day, and that is where they will have it, after all it has cost them about £20,000 or what ever.

a few days later they were phoned up again and asked to go somewhere else, again they said no...then they were asked if they had a morgage, and if so how much it was, they answered yes and that it was about £75,000.

a few days later they were phoned and told that if they moved venue, they (the place phoning them up) would pay for it...they said Ok.

a few more days passed and they got a letter through the post from david beckham for 90,000.
paying of both the wedding costs and their morgage.

as far as i know, that is completly true...but i could of been lied to

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:30, archived)

£20,000 on the venue??

Fucking hell, that's some nice wedding!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:32, archived)

i think it was that

much for the whole wedding

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:38, archived)

beckham gets all his money

by selling crack to orphaned nuns, they should feel ashamed.

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munkt0n, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:33, archived)

Funny

I heard the same story the other day

(

curry monster, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:33, archived)

sounds like an Urban Legend

to me

(uptownjoe, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:38, archived)

The bit about the crack

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:39, archived)

nah,

i know that bit is true

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:41, archived)

And the lickle baby is delivered by a stork

and the monster under your bed is

I wonder, is the story confused by the fact that Victoria's sister got married recently and the kindly Beckham's paid for that and therefore said mate could perhaps be a mate of the groom or bride.

(

d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:37, archived)

could be.

but i was told beckham gave them the money cause he want's the place for one of his kids birthday partys or something

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:40, archived)

My g/friend

told me the same story the other day, I can't remember who she was talking about as I rarely listen :)

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curry monster, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:43, archived)

sounds like a nice

relationship to me...you should give lessons :P

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:48, archived)

luckily she

won't ever look on b3ta as she thinks we are all weird! though she does like my kitten photoslapping

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curry monster, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:51, archived)

So not a; what a really nice guy I am gesture but

a I have more money than you and I will get what I want. And at the same time giving to two people who obviously do not need the cash.

Anyone that spends more than £5,000 on a wedding is a Twunt

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:48, archived)

if i could afford that much

i would spend that much...

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:02, archived)

it was an anonymous someone with a fake email

who left an unpleasant comment. Wanker.
I've nuked that one now.

(

Shedside, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:42, archived)

What was

the comment?

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:45, archived)

it was...

Oh, no hang on. that would give it away wouldn't it. doh!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:47, archived)

I'd not seen that before

I now giving out though - I'm skint.

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bigdave, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:27, archived)

I don't understand -

why are people paying for someone else to get laid?

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:36, archived)

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