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(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this on Amazon.

(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I'd spay for that.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:36, archived)
# "A visit to the canal" sounds like an epic ending
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:38, archived)
# They could always come back years later.
/dirtyden
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Return to the abortion canal:
The fetus below....
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Sounds like a potential "Friday the 13th" remake
but with more cats.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Using Chris the Rabbit
obviously didn't satisfy her enough
: D
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha
the filthy slag :D
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)
# class
(, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The ink ribbon has you..
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Haha! Excellent.
I used to hate that green and white striped paper.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I have a large box of it
which the kids use as drawing paper
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:31, archived)
# They will resent you for the rest of their lives.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Haha
Nice :D It's like being back at first school... anyone got a LOGO turtle?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)
# nice!
I'm old enough to have owned a Dot Matrix printer.

You kids today with your lasers and bubble jets etc.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Bubble jets...
you old fart.. hehe... that was a great technological step that was.. ;-)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Hahah love it.
Very nice.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:38, archived)
# That's great!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
Nice
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] No job at Pixar for me then..


Edit: My apologies to Q4, there's no way my trotters can make this is 20mins
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Woo!



(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:24, archived)
# D'Oh
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Someone should do a
TROY Story.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Troy you say?


Sorry, I've got no time to do anything new at the moment, so I'll just dig out the most tenuous peas I can think of to feel part of things
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I like it
a lot
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Is that a Roman toy?
Either, much woo and yay :3
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Yeah, probably
Typed in "Brad Pitt Model' in Google Images and wasn't impressed with the results.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry]



(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Has that been remade?
woo btw,
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)
# aaargh
I'm thinking of remaking remakes
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:24, archived)
# no, I only shopped it once . . .
I only shopped it once . . .yes yes it has


(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Twice...
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)
# pffft....
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)
# "To Infinity and Beyond!"
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Tickles the imagination
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Buzz is stikcing his V's up at me!
How rude
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:12, archived)
# No manners, these cg toys.
Very bad form.

Also - Morning!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Hello, good sir
how you doing?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:27, archived)
# No silly, you stick it up the V.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Perfick expression on Buzz.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Mr Potato Head
is not going to be smiling when he finds out where he's going.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:24, archived)
# But he's used to being buried in shit.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:27, archived)
# ... is the CORRECT answer!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
My plug in baby
Crucifies my enemies
When I'm tired of giving
My plug in baby
In unbroken virgin realities
Is tired of living
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha!¬
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Pffft!
I'm surprised these don't exist already...
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Haha
major lols
(, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Licky licky time yay!!!!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Thornton's ice cream has that effect on me too
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Yaaaaaay :D
Teeeefs
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:10, archived)
# That dog is absolutely terrified.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I'M NOT CLICKING UNTIL I KNOW THAT IT IS OK
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Shirley this is 4 films before . . .

HONK!


(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)
# woo
*whores a pea*
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:26, archived)
# W I D E H E A D
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)
# SHED
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# FLATSHARE
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# SHELTERED ACCOMMODATION
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
# HALFWAY...
house
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:32, archived)
# HUT
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)
# LEAN TO

(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:36, archived)
# DOOCOT
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# SQUAT
(not a request)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Are you German?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Slightly
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Racist.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:17, archived)
# *yawns*

(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:21, archived)
# You have M.E.
AICMFP.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# PARACETAMOL
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:45, archived)
#
Lupus
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I heartily chortled!
*Click*
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)
# buh
wuh




schnuh?


(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)
#
sorry, i spazzed up
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:19, archived)
# EDIT is your friend . . .
much better than deletion . . . have this second hand Woo!


(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:22, archived)
# You complete bastard.
I'm going to kill my whole family now, and it will be YOUR fault!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:25, archived)
# So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But everybody's changing and I don't feel the same
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Shut up, Emo.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I JUST NEEDED TO GET IT OFF MY CHEST
better now
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Good lad
*pats on head*
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Avatar prequel?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Smurfette's gonna have some fun tonight
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
#
woops... spazzed up there
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)
# You deleted my reply!!!!
It was funny and everything!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Celebrity Star Trek
Aboard the USS Endomol, hosted by the Bear from Bo'selecta...
Day 42:
The Hamiltons have been in a nasty transporter accident and are now running rampage throughout the ship. A security team lead by Lieutenant Peter Andre are on their way.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:35, archived)
# NEEDS MORE SHOES
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustapha Bindun?



(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] One more...
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Christina Applegate:
Growing up FAIL.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Ahhh. Kelly Bundy
What happend to that poor womans tits is a crying shame and an afront to all humanity.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)
# ..

*RUNS*/could have been a LOT longer... As the Actress said to the Bishop
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)
# jaggy trousers!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:57, archived)
# It's madness!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:58, archived)
# you're lucky that my spanging pan is being re-seasoned
*click*
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:57, archived)
# It's a tall story
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:58, archived)
# I didn't think you could make Horatio Kane any sillier
I was wrong
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:04, archived)
# ha ha ace!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha!
Excellent!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Dear me.....
really
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:59, archived)
# hahahahaa!
GO-GO-GADGET!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] :p
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:48, archived)
# They're made out of meat!
Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)
# ..........Makes me a little hungry
;)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Mmm meat
And why the hell am I watching the Jeremy Kyle show when I have 100 better and more important things to do?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:53, archived)
# because it makes you feel better about your own life
to watch the parade of braindead chavs on Mr Kyle's show.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Ah, the joys of the British white trash class
Complete with lies, DNA/drugs tests and Kyle shouting at the guests.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:15, archived)
# The constant stream of human effluent has sapped your will to live
and you can't even conjure the energy to switch over?
No?
Just me then :P
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Think of it as a guide as how not to live yourlife!
sort of like the PSA things in the 70s
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Meat made the machines!!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)
# "That's ridiculous.
:)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Mmmm ... lovely, lovely meat.
Vegetarianism is a statement, not a kindness.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:57, archived)
# God I hate that film
My housemate knows he only has to mention it to wind me up

Gaaaaahhh all that fucking time and effort to get a goddamn message from beyond the grave from his dead wife and she tells him to tell his brother to hit the alien with a baseball bat for fuck's sake

Admittedly it's not the biggest plothole in the movie but it just makes me so angry that I sat through that shite
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh...my choppa!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)
# So is he a Y-fronts or a Boxers kind of chap?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Boxers
:D
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Nah, that's Stallone ;)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Awwwww
Underpants keep his grenades warm!

Morning everyone.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)
# word!
today is billing day in my job. it sucks.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:53, archived)
# today is payday in mine . . .
but it still sucks


(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Do you all have to put various bird beaks on?
who gets the Duck bill....?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)
# yep
I'm a park ranger :D

(in my own mind)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Ooo, do you have a longbow and leather armour?
What level are you?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] A is before X, is it not?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:53, archived)
# This needs more replies!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I just clickied
here's a reply

It's a very neat idea
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:33, archived)
# B3TA teaches me something new every day..
"A charabanc or "char-à-banc" (pronounced /ærbæ/)[1] is a type of horse-drawn vehicle or early motor coach, usually open-topped, common in Britain during the early part of the 20th century"
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)
# like a Jitney
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:29, archived)
# APOSTROPHE CRIME
DIE HERETIC
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:59, archived)

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