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[challenge entry] Musta Bindun
but anyway:

(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:00, archived)
# What's on the end of the stick Vic?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Haha
I know this one:

IPSWICH!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:04, archived)
# VIC! I'VE FALLEN
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:17, archived)
#
What a terrible man, terrible man, terrible, terrible, terrible man!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:24, archived)
# I can smell the chaffing
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:25, archived)
# End of day doodle.

By demand.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:57, archived)
# *squints*
I can't see Ann Widdecombe anywhere :(
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)
# here you go
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Floor lights and shadows are a midget's best friend
Sky was neglected for too long
(at least it wasn't Twilight)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I think haikus
are meant to follow a 5-7-5 syllable structure.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Hrm
That's a fancy hand-drier.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Looks more like a Dyson Airblade
Saw one in the Moma. Those things are ace.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Go to Ipswich Film Theatre
There are two in the Gents. But the IFT needs your patronage.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Is it still open ??
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:42, archived)
# yay Jack's back :)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Yum!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Brr...
anyone ever wondered what Bender doing a goatse would look like from the inside? me neither...

it's too cold in there...
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Argh!
Reverse Goatse!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Muahahahaha
though that thought only came to me *after* taking the picture :(
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Reactor Ark goatse
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Goatse II
This time...it's personal
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Personal? how much more Personal can you get?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:25, archived)
# you really don't want to be asking
that particular question...
*shudder*
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Domestic Goatse
next up, the view from the laundry basket
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:19, archived)
# spotted ;)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] everyone in the pub yet?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:54, archived)
# not yet :(
doing work and stuff

I like this btw, thinking laterally
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# thankyou
I'm trying not to change titles on DVD covers. I think I get away with it for this edit and it's as seamless as it needs to be :)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I know Jennifer Aniston hasn't had the best luck but I'd boink her
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:19, archived)
# well that's not adding to her luck any. :)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] How exactly is it done?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:18, archived)
# R
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(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:24, archived)
# H
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(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:24, archived)
# :)
you sir, get a fucking big click for not pissing about with a DVD cover.

(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:24, archived)
# What she said.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Woo-gic pockets
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Oi!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Day Rider

Better shopping than a BP shopper...
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I don't think even he's been that drunk to want to be seen on one of those.
have a woo for shops
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Sexy.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# that's a long episode
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:26, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# they're coming to get drunk with you, barbara
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Are they watching a chair?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] probably history failing on this one.. but ho hum.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Shit...
...where the fuck did I put that thing?
Lancelot? Did you get it back from the pawn shop in Alexandria? You WHAT?...
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Well... I think I remember having it in Bromsgrove...
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# History be damned! I like this.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# hurrah!
an blessings on your heads :)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)
# haha, nicely :)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
# ta muchly :)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Top pen.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
# biros of win!
it looks odd not being in black though. hmmmm.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# (now it won't load..I can't see it anymore)... :(
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:51, archived)
# b3ta servers blinking again :(
i'll b3tards it.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Text reads
"And there upon the highest wall,
Dwells what cometh unto all,
And there you'll see what once I saw
And would that I could never see
Any more"

From The Booke Of Myfterief Ande Deceites by A Vagabond



CFB
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Why's it always Lloyd Grossmanning in your images?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:01, archived)
# First question to our mystery guest....
Why is always raining in your images?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# You. You're a racist.
That's your problem.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I'm not
I hate all breakdown services equally.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)
# BAM badadadaada
BAM BAM!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Myffic.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Well at least it isn't New Model fucking Army.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fuck you.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
Best reply of the day

(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Is it about humpty dumpty?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:18, archived)
# nah, he's on holiday
he's on holiday


(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I got a big nose
Uh-uh I ain't ashamed,
Big like a pickle - I'm still gettin paid
I'm gettin laid by the ladies - they know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin an my nose is large!

The humpty dance is the chance to do the hump
Do the humpety-hump.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Yeah...I called you fat.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I've even gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:13, archived)
# To the cliff's face I cling and pray to thee.
by A. Tomic
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Wood, Wouldn't, Wouldn't, Would
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Billie...? dressed as a nurse?
with her reputation?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)
# He's mad band and dangerous
With his Sonic...thing?
It's Intern Who.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
#


What should I draw this'arvo?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Nice
Reminds me of Elric
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Who?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Spaced out stories I read as a teenager
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Draw a karate kid shoo-ing a Choux bun out of Elizabeth Shue's shoe.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# bring back jack!

please!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# oh, all right......
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# yay! :)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# !
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# FINALLY!
it's starting to make sense now!
also, i can now go and get the milk.
'bye all!
EDIT: draw a big-titted meerkat on a trampoline, having her vision obscured by her tits as she goes down whilst they're still bouncing up. oh, and she should be wearing a sparkly bikini.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# A hidden link
Or Plok. Especially Plok.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Draw Celebrity Star Trek!
The Hamiltons having been merged in a transporter accident being chased down a starship corridor by Security chief Peter Andre.

Or Heston Blumenthal teaching the Android Keanu how to love.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)
# more Edgar Moot childrens books
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# what
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:14, archived)
# been done?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# john cale did it
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
*sues*
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Redux for the sake of being at home and not having to do it in Paint
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Cage?
It'll be gone in 4 mins and 33 secs
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Often
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# oooooh throbby!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# These are awfully sexy
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Not this badly...no.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# like a kipper.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# wow, just wow
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# oooh, just 5 minute too slow
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# It's like a big tide of jam coming towards us, but jam made out of old women.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Those damn helicopters!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I like what you've done with the ivory tower on the right.
hoopla!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# quick ninja edit it to be night of the soon to be dead
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Do me this one favour. I wanna wittle puppy
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# SMALLER!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
#
do me this one favour. I wanna wittle puppy
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
#

(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# office lol
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# ^this thread is full of win!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I concur!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:07, archived)
# When I look at this
my mind automatically plays the Roobarb and Custard theme :)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha nice one
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# No one saw mine yesterday...or didn't like it :(
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# better lettering
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# *ignores again*
;)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)
# *Cries a little*
:D
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Cry me a river!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Before the undead came the ALMOST DEAD


normally around where I live it's a sunday that they all escape from the home and manage to find their cars
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# :D...oh fuck.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I have no willy.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# hehehe
"I'm Eoin McLove. I can do what I like"
"I can have you killed"
"I smell wee"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Nearly_Dead
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Go away! I don't want to catch the menopause!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# whens he coming? whens he coming?
May I be struck down with every disease that it is known for a middle aged woman to suffer from. And as you and I both know, Mrs Doyle, that's a hell of a lot of diseases.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# No-one else is having any, this is all for me
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:10, archived)
# damn coffin-dodgers!
all smelling like rich tea biscuits and piss
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# and driving like cunts
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# and clogging up the post office queue
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] It didn't work.

Click to embiggen.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Gollum vs Ghost girl
That'd be one to bet on.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# po-tay-toes
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I said this to the wife in Sainsburys the other day
she walked away like she didn't know me
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)
# *walks away*
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# *walks away too*
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# you must FORCE her
to watch the entire LOTR on a daily basis. that'll teach her.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# she's vowed never to watch them again
I saw the box set for something daft like £8 and she said
"You can buy it, but don't expect me to watch them again. Life's too short"
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# how can she say that?
i'm going to watch them tonight now, out of sheer indignation.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# tonight?!?!
tonight plus tomorrow morning maybe.

Have only ever watched them back to back once, ran outta munchies :OO
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# i don't sleep much
and i'll have flapjacks
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# boil em', mash em'
stick em' in a stew!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# you have a fab username
but I'm not sure how this fits the compo but as it's friday it's not wrth arguing about.

Christ I want a pint.

In other news, I just found this in my B3tards and have no idea what I was doing
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I remember that guy
from when I was a kid. Now I'm a smoker.. clearly left an impression!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# ^
he was way cooler than Superman
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# me too
I'm really pissed off cos I quit for a month and work has driven back to them again

Bastard work
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I might have a pint too
I figured that in the beginning there were no rings, so Gollum had to improvise.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)
# The Hedgehog From Hell inspired me to make something half decent, cheers Hedgie

actually, the legs look terrible :(
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I remember him!


Woo! (reminds me, need shopping..)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# argh!
had a minor spaz just there
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# shopping or 'shopping?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Not helping my headache WiL.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Stare into this a while, breath deeply, slowly...
b3ta.com/board/10140083

you will obey Master WiL!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Oh good...no horses...*puts on head*
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)
# RUN, FORREST, RUN!
hmmm, must buy some milk
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# and tesco fishsticks....
and tesco lager
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# You can run but you can't hide.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# you can run but you cant hide your legs
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Hahaha what?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Shit! It's Darth Vader!.........................................................................*hides*
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# ex-wing?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Sneaky fucking rebels.
*edit* See, when Darth Vader passes by, the X-Wing turns into a Tie Fighter, thus fooling Darth Vader into thinking everything is fine in the Great and Powerful Galactic Empire .....................................................................................................nevermind...
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# yes, when it turns back into a tie fighter, it's an ex-wing
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# ah....gotcha................
...I'm a little slow today with my hangover...I mean headache.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# heheheh
i'd have a hangover too, if there had been anything other than lager to drink last night. i hate lager.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I finished off a bottle of Scotch (and 3 Guinness and 2 boinkers)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# i almost finished off something else instead ;)
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# that's ace, I like that!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# It's a new cloaking device.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I like this
and to indicate that I do, not only have I clicked I like this! but also added a comment to that effect
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Prompting a swift and kindly reply...
...Thank you.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# transforcers?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Ooooo...new compo idea!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# In space . . . nobody can see that you're spaced !
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# They can read mental notes though.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] For Hitler's Barber
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:54, archived)
# saturday the 14th is better
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
# This one?
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# hahahah
dreadful film
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Um....
S'not a prequel.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)

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