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i've come to put some /talk love up your arses
who wants some?
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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:55,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:00,
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i bet you don't
the internet is a big fucking let down
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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:05,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:06,
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oh man i hope this isn't your whole life
do you have a big repository to make up for something?
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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:07,
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you mean like my small penis?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:09,
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i will assume for the sake of argument
that your penis is gigantic
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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:10,
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no, but it's fatter than my wrist
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:16,
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what is?
sorry i have a very short attention span
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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:19,
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you are Jeremy Beadle!
aicmfp
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:06,
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you you you barging in here!!
It's like being at a keg party, and having the bullies from the other side of the tracks come over with broken shovels and beating the partygoers over the head and on the backs of the neck with the shovel handles and stealing their keg (this really happened to me)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:08,
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it's not quite like that
i mean, no-one's got hurt or owt
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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:10,
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I literally cannot wait
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:54,
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That should give me some mileage for reposts for compo
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:03,
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THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:01,
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happy to help
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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:04,
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It cant be true. Sweet Be's is having their Christmas in July sale!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:06,
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Gimme sum /TALK
talk it.../TALK IT!
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--- --- ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:16,
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IN YOUR FACE
BURGER! RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING FACE!
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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:18,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:52,
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you look younger there
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:55,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 4:02,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 4:08,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 4:20,
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wait, he's going the wong way!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 4:23,
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Yeah but
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 4:33,
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In conclusion:
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 4:38,
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REEEHHHHHHHHHH
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 4:55,
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Yeah, alright. But make it interesting.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:04,
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BLAMMO
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:54,
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No reason.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:15,
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what the fuck is this you cross board whore
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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:56,
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Sid Winehouse.
and Amy Vicious
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:46,
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good goth, man
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LS18 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:51,
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shut up you spastic shitgay
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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:56,
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lick me where I can't
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LS18 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 4:37,
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that looks like Corey Feldman in the top pic
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:53,
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Does doesn't it?
Maybe he's next!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:00,
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he can't
not til we're done with amy
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LS18 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:21,
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Ah yes
The Vivienne Westwood tom of finland t shirt, odd how gay imagery became punk for a while there.
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..wil ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:00,
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...cause somewhere on the ground there's poo*
*Sorry, SeaTramp :P
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:22,
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yes
don't want Funky Feet
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LS18 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:28,
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Haha YES!
You made me laugh through my power-hiccups.
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Shlvng ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:46,
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I think the pooper scooper people should buy the rights to use the melody
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:55,
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Smilin havin fun Feeling like a number one
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Shlvng ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:34,
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Lolol!
That's cracking that is.
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CjR Mix ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:58,
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:12,
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I bet it would work
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:13,
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this hurts my brain
in a good way
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:14,
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that AOL Instant Messenger guy sure looks like he's having fun there
WOO!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:15,
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At first it looked like one of those optical illusion things
but don't think so now. therefore this will not work :)
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LS18 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:18,
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This is a good thing wot you have done here :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:22,
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Excellent!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:38,
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Cogs hurt head eh
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Shlvng ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:54,
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The next time I play with the little man in the canoe
I'm going to try out that very pattern. I bet it would work.
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:46,
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Hooray!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:08,
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hahaha fantastic
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:47,
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but she responded thrice in the negative, apparently
also, sorry, there has most likely been a lot of winehousery around here, dunno if this is a bindun
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:28,
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frankie howerd tried to make her go to rehab?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:30,
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but no no no
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LS18 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:31,
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you mistake eloquence for Frankie Howerd
titter ye not
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:34,
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frankie howerd was brilliant
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:35,
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Could be better, need to learn gradients
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nicktiler ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:23,
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I think there are a few too many gradients in this picture already.
*steam comes out ears*
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:25,
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black bra, stockings and suspenders with red knickers?
she/he/it didn't really think that through, did she/he/it?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:28,
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no matter what the gender, or fashion sense
'it' is getting it up the pooper
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:30,
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the pooper is the community hole
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:31,
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He will have plenty of time to think about it in jail in Norway
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nicktiler ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:30,
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standard prison outfit for norway
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:32,
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playing around with
saturation, color balance, brightness/contrast would do a lot for the face
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LS18 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:31,
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still new to this, tried them but understand gradients are best to match colours in layers ?
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nicktiler ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:32,
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I haven't used gradients much for that, so I can't judge what is best
but there are usually a number of ways to accomplish something almost nothing works globally because if you get one part of the face looking right, then something else gets whacked. I usually make layers of different parts of the face and work with them independently. but that's just me
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LS18 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:36,
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i use Paint Shop Pro, and sliding the R, G, & B up and down seem to work more easily for me
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:33,
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thanks
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nicktiler ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:34,
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the face wankability
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:34,
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that too:)
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LS18 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:41,
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Just increase the saturation on the face and it matches up pretty well
I tried it quickly on pixlr.com and it looked pretty close.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:49,
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this picked it up a little
without doing a lot
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LS18 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:58,
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I love lazy solutions :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:07,
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always try the lazy ways first, and go from there
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LS18 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 1:09,
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Thanks, got ideas but need to improve technique
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nicktiler ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:03,
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needs moor hen
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Hemipygous ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:20,
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crispy crands
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:20,
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silly bird!
her eggs are never going to survive predator attacks if they look like tasty strawberries!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:22,
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delicious but overpriced
Robin Bustards they are
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:22,
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quick and very shit, but i'm tired
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:07,
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:10,
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neck?
sounds great
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:11,
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owls and their crazy traditions
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:11,
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you never know what they're going to do next
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:12,
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I don't trust 'em
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:13,
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me neither
those barn owls look all crunchy and delicious, like their feathers are coated in cinnamon and caramel, but they're not.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:14,
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no its just circuit boards and LED's when you crack one open
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:17,
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sneaky cunts
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:18,
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Owl new year already?
Time flies, and all that.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:15,
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owl lang syne
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:17,
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whatchootalkinbout Smash?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:19,
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owl lang syne
traditional new year's eve song, innit?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:21,
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guhhhh
you and your "fileame for RIS"-ness!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:28,
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heheheh
if i can't shoehorn in a painfully bad and contrived pun, i don't usually bother entering the compo!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:29,
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ARRF!
JOKE BETTER THAN TECHNIQUE /CURTSEY
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Shlvng ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:41,
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:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:45,
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Some great features on these Apple products
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:59,
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Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:08,
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oof!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:09,
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ris!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:11,
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Filename for de-RIS
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:13,
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oof!
spang!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:18,
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'facetime'?
Is that what apple are calling a video call? Shesh...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:20,
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there's an app for that
SRSLY
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:30,
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Ha ha, fuck.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:27,
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I still have a Sony Ericsson MURDOCH
it's fucking insane, the buttons are all mavericks
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:31,
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:41,
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Eh up!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:42,
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:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:43,
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Yayy!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:45,
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=]
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:50,
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tidy piece of work, EDub :D
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LS18 ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:52,
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Eee, that's grand ice, there.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:53,
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truly wonderful animating skills there EWC!
woo yay and hooplah.
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FIEND ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:02,
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Eee chuff me.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:44,
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Whats the rarest owl?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:50,
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teatless?
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LS18 ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:54,
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No, its the long eared owl
they live in tall pine forest as well as willow and hawthorn thickets, and nest in old crow or squirrel nests and feed mainly on rodents and small birds.
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:59,
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No way. its the Hypno Owl
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:03,
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A blue owl
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:55,
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norwegian blue
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:04,
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It turns that colur after some time spent floating in a lake
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:07,
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mind piss!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:10,
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Move along, sir, this carriage is full :p
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:12,
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is there a buffet trolley?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:13,
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You can sit on that but it'll cost extra.
Especially if the Walnut Whip gets lodged.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:24,
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one way ticket to hull please
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:09,
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by jove!
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LS18 ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:54,
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Just as we'll remember her...
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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:12,
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Oh fuck - too big.
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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:12,
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Needs more brown
;)
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Shlvng ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:18,
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Thought I'd better stop at the jazz cigarette..
Just out of respect really ;-)
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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:29,
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Respect? Wossathen?
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:31,
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Respect and satire are uneasy bedfellows
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Shlvng ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:47,
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XD
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Tue 26 Jul 2011, 3:15,
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Nicely done.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:31,
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Coming soon to a cinema near you...
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:09,
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Sorry about this.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:57,
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oh god
Is that a bandwagon crossover? The guy looks a bit like DeForest Kelly
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:05,
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Oh that Mrs Necksounds
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:41,
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I remember her from the sitcom
At home with the Necksoundses
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:50,
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:48,
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SQUEEEEEE!!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:55,
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i think i'll never get tired of seeing pictures of cats on the internet
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:58,
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Less filling!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:30,
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Actually I'm having regrets about using this image in a joke
and now prefer to remove it
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LS18 ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:45,
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I will admit that my eyebrow raised slightly at that one.
Good move :)
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R... ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:36,
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OWLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FIEND ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:45,
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needs more neck
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Shlvng ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:48,
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p.s - nice B&W stylez on the OWL logoagogo
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CjR Mix ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:04,
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neeeeeeeecccccccck
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:07,
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wooo
thass rather nice. 2-tone, simple, graphic grafitti always looks nicer than the super bright coloured ones i think
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:50,
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why thank you :D
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FIEND ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:51,
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Yay!
I always think graffiti about owls is better than the other kind.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:53,
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Yes
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:55,
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this is excellent
i would love to see more like it
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:57,
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cool!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:58,
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I know I am
B-)
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FIEND ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:00,
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you're so cool, even brother power has a tramp stamp with your name on it
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:33,
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BRUTHA POWAAAAAAAAAH
YES
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Shlvng ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 0:39,
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