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# ...and the threadrush continues
It's not a compo entry
(I also have a very dirty mouth at the end of my fingers tonight -- fuck it)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:23, archived)
# I never noticed that....
It totally looks like AMH is trying to get sticky fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:26, archived)
# while the other is going for the whole fist?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Cunt flare!
I've just uploaded what I believe is the very first spang in history.

youtu.be/WEe6i3_wu0s
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:26, archived)
# *presses '1' key repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Haha. That's pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:44, archived)
# i prefer your sexducks video
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:31, archived)
# SEXDUCKS ARE FUN
However, this is serious history!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:36, archived)
# serious sexduck history?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:37, archived)
# Seriously as in Joy Harmon
The car wash girl in Cool Hand Luke.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Certainly makes both films more scary...
(Megamoss, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:10, archived)
# Should my sister wear this?

She would like choose a dress for a makeup party.
is this dress too sexy for my sister?
dig.la/avA
Bare chest, Bare back, Bare thighs...
I don't think she could wear this.She is 19 only.
Your proposal?
(sinsinling, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:07, archived)
# she should cook meth
and then have the lab blow up in her face.

AND THEN

the she should cook meth again
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 3:37, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 3:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 3:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 3:51, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 3:53, archived)
# i think its a bit much
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 3:56, archived)
# envelope/pushed
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 3:57, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 7:03, archived)
# yes
God I love facebook sometimes
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Hahaha, is that another one you've lost then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:37, archived)
# I'm not sure yet, I think he'll see the funny side of it
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
# I did lose another one for this
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 5:26, archived)
# srsly?
MODS!!!! record the IP of new registrants, and block to fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:22, archived)
# srsly bro wht da fck wth ths sht
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 3:57, archived)
# if she's 19, she is legally an adult, so let her make up her own fucking mind
now fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:25, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 7:23, archived)
# Fuck off.
And don't darken our door again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:27, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:34, archived)
# I see your sister knows Flanbase.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry] not really props.. but from different films.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Man, I really need to get current with movies. I'm lost on most of these.

MEANWHILE, I JUST UPLOADED THIS

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:06, archived)
# jurrassic park with the t-rex from toy story added in
have you added the geese or is that as is?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:07, archived)
# Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. Nothing has been changed.
I'll have to get back on what movie it was. Village of the something or other?

It had Ron Howard as a scientist child. Make that "child scientist".
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:09, archived)
[challenge entry] That's it for me, bedfordshire or i'm here all night.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:26, archived)
# that took too long to spot
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Wow.
This is the least subtle subtlety I have produced.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:02, archived)
# i'm tired and non sober
I just kept thinking "but ET hides in a toy cupboard"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:05, archived)
# Therein lies the genius.... Or cheesiness, one or the other.
And who gets drunk on a Wednesday night?
Everyone knows it's Sunday night so you can go to work with a monster hangover, or still drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:16, archived)
# who said anything about being drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:20, archived)
# Drugs?
Well done sir! I approve, just don't use too much Anhydrous ammonia whilst cooking or it could leave your face a bit melty.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:23, archived)
# caffeine's a BEAST
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:40, archived)
# STAR WARS!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:14, archived)
# :)
I KNOW I WILL GIVE WALKIE TALKIES TO ALL THE FBI MEN IN ET.... oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Spooky,
I was working on the above when you posted that.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:13, archived)
# hehe
Scout trooper, though, surely?
(Virulent, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:22, archived)
# ha ha
took me a minute to spot wall-e
(Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry] "This shouldn't be too difficult..."
(Virulent, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] another... q&d
(Virulent, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:10, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one for now

Sorry, I like this compo!
(Virulent, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Reminds me of
Happy, fluffy memories.

(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# :D
if there ever is hover boards I hope they're not so "jazzy".
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Fantastic!
Lucky it wasn't a river he was trying to get over. Those boards don't work on water! *clicks*
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Lord of the Ring
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Bah
Beaten to the punch...
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Bah.
Beaten to the punch... :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 7:23, archived)
# Needs more goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] C'mon Bubo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:40, archived)
# I also like this.
Looks like it could be a good image challenge this week.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:43, archived)
# For once I can't stop with ideas...
I'm having to hold myself back, I've got another 10 ideas that I'm longing to do but don't want to flood the board with them all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:08, archived)
# I think I'm quite low on ideas for this one... then again it's still early doors.
The one idea I thought of (down there) was only semi-relevant to the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:11, archived)
# I've only seen three films, so I'm a bit stumped now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:29, archived)
# I know something will come along, just a case of what, when, and if it will beat HappyToast or E Dubya. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:30, archived)
# My money's on Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Indeed; he's the king of compos.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Mine too......
He's too damned good at this shit, I need to find a shopping forum filled with people who have a suitably low photoshopping talent like myself.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:57, archived)
# This is quite fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:08, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 obscure 80's films should let me win!


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(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not enough of a cinephile to get this. So I suppose that means you win.
While I'm at it, I suppose I could shoehorn this into the compo:


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(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:40, archived)
# He loves it............ but he will sue you!
It's a mash up of "the accused" and "the last starfighter"

It was going to be the zoltar machine from Big, but I couldn't get it to make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Oh okay - haha!
I've actually seen both of those films.
That probably means you win even more.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:47, archived)
#
actually
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:47, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:51, archived)
# have you shopped tom cruises head on captain jack from torchwood
are you trying to imply that tom is a closet gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:52, archived)
# No.

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:17, archived)
# how..
do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 3:34, archived)
# one, two, three, four...
...pump the Ko-Dan Armada until they're sore...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Thank you.
Thought no one had watched these movies then.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:45, archived)
# i fucking love the last star fighter!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:46, archived)
# I used to,
But I sat down and watched it again recently, it looks really cheaply made now, like a 1980's episode of Dr Who.

It really put me off it.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Obscure my ass!
(HirsuteGorilla, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 3:24, archived)
# Top work, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Lord of the Wrong Rings.

Click to embiggen
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Nicely done!
I fucking love videodrome!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:38, archived)
# argh
You beat me to it!
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:45, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 4:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry, I'm so sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:31, archived)
# *screams but no-one can hear it*
*space-click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:32, archived)
# And on that note
bedtime methinks!

G'nite!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:34, archived)
# nart clart
im off, meself
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Hear you quack shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Threadrush!!

and it's not even for the compo - what am I like?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Cor
still would - id just comb her hair forward
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Looks like she waxes to me.
Oh - I see what you mean....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)
# i would have turned her frown upside down though
She's not fucking loving it otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:20, archived)
# She seems generally fucking displeased.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:21, archived)
# You're not fucking wrong.
I'm sorry. I wish I wasn't so fucking lazy, or I'd do it now.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:26, archived)
# she looks like one of those terrifying Wonga pensioner puppets
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Oh fuck... I forgot about that advert o__o
But now you've made me go and think the OAP puppets were blown up trying to make meth.

Cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:31, archived)
# she looks like she's about to puke into that hat
after waking up on the beach after a hard nights drinking.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:26, archived)
# iflm!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Ha Ha
It looks like she really means it now.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:27, archived)
# all about a cheeky mouth inversion
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Is that Etch from Toy story?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# thats far too good for an etch a sketch drawing
its got diagonals on it and everything!
Come to think of it, its got isolated elements like the nips and eyes! MS Paint-a-sketch, more like!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:13, archived)
# You fucking tell him!
Hoaxing us with fake etchings, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Ok I admit, I faked it...
I was too quick and shit to make it look real...
(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I suppose it would've been funnier and more true to the actual toy if I'd have left it alone...
(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Now this gets a click!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:27, archived)
# cor! Nice squares!
It would be quite amusing seeing someone as beautifully curvy as Winslet rendered in etch-a-sketch by an ametaur
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Etch me like one of your French girls
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 5:33, archived)
# Ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 19 Nov 2011, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Is a vehicle a prop?


(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] you guys!
looks like we're in the same boat
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)
# SHIP!
(I did it as a comic strip to get that line in so the pedantic police wouldn't swoop)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Oh come on, you ALL expected this to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 23:50, archived)
# what film is that hideous thing from (apart from your home movies)?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Oh wait... it had to be from another movie? Bollocks! >.<
Should I un-compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:20, archived)
# sit in the corner and think about what youve done.
Its a good job happytoast isnt around, or you would have gotten a right bollocking
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Shite... I better had then :S
I'll come back when I've got a better idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Bat to the Future


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Quick and shit
(RogueSpark Coming back to the surface, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Lens flare mo fos!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 23:32, archived)
# i want more life
...fucker
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Bit harsh....
Have I stolen your idea and executed it poorly?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:14, archived)
# it's my favorite line from Bladerunner
...fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:25, archived)
# I don't remember him calling Ford a fucker....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:33, archived)
# he called his creator a fucker -- right before he popped his eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Oh yeah....
Must re-watch that now, swearing makes films better.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm just mashing all my fave movies really...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 23:27, archived)

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