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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:19, archived)
# TO BEL-AIR!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:29, archived)
# This works
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:22, archived)
# like a Mexican donkey taxi cab.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 18:02, archived)
# ASS? SMELL YA LATER!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:38, archived)
# HIS ASS?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 18:06, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 19:28, archived)
# FRESH
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:42, archived)
# ASS
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 18:07, archived)
# Yo, home to Bel-Air!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 18:02, archived)
#
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# giddyup
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:28, archived)
# HAHA
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Something about Star Wars or something....

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:58, archived)
# LOL, STAR TREK
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Of course, everyone remembers Carry On Up The Ass....
everyone remembers Carry On Up The Ass....
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Oooooh matron.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Have you got a large one?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:26, archived)
# I Say!
The Ass has opted in.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:25, archived)
# HIS ASS IS ALL TIME OPTING
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:46, archived)
# 'films'
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:36, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT DONKEY DREAMS OF.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Ars Warts
The outcome of the Grand National was unexpected.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Just had to...didn't ya?!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:20, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] can't have donkey without his good pal shrek...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:39, archived)
# "Ho-ho-ho... green Rooney!"
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] He-haw!

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Fancy that, it's Wolverine......
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:16, archived)
# *ahem*
I think you'll find...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:17, archived)
# He's Rolf Harris?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:16, archived)
# At least she won;t have to ask if he wants children...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:24, archived)
# haha
ZIIIIIING!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha
I was going to say that!!!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] OH FUCK!!! :D
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Fantastic! *ultra-click*
Those blokes aren't even looking at their airborne ass - maybe this is an everyday occurrence for them..?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Ha ha - Royal Donkey Artillery
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Fat asses.
Click
(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 20:02, archived)
# FUCK
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 19:52, archived)
# That's utterly bizarro
and makes me think of the Windowlicker video. But then, lots of things make me think of that
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Goddamit you beat me to it
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Aphex twin!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Aha!
Xtal is still amazing :)
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Galapagos donkey....

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Thank God he has those reins...he's a real speedster.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Carlos Tevez!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Good to see Ron Perlman's love life picking up.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:53, archived)
# BLIND-A-DATA
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:58, archived)
# AWWWWWW.....LORRA-LORRA!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:08, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Mark Kermode
(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 1:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Inevitable really.
I found this, etc.

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Nice to see Skippy could still find work after his own series ended...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Hasn't he got strong arms??
Pearoast for compo...

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:23, archived)
# A $X IS NOT A $Y! STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:25, archived)
# World turned upside down!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Yes.
Mini human became protagonist of interactive visual amusement.

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:30, archived)
# King Donk!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Makes an ass of myself
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Mindpiss
You did a far better job of that than I ever could.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:09, archived)
# /ot --->
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] "But I don't want to play Poo-sticks" said Eeyore
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:59, archived)
# HEEEEEEEY-WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:00, archived)
# It's okay it's a fictional donkey
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Pink sock alert....
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
Ssshht!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:15, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:16, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:25, archived)
# his nose is forever some chinese guy's head.
irrespective of other issues.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:03, archived)
# oh no
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Please turn to Hymn 43, "Lets all do the Wonga".
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Haha, best sign outside a pawn shop I saw was....
"R ya broke? then borra sumat then"
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Best sign I saw outside a Prawn Shop was "We said PRAWN not PORN, you FOKKEN CREATURE!"
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Deprived inner city signage dot com could be ours...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha
sorry for posting above
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
brilliant
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Donkey Darko
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:37, archived)
# RACIST
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Donkey Racests?
on a beach?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:50, archived)
# A weird film just got weirder.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:51, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] well i never knew that...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Wow...although I am now having to imagine exactly what the end of Eeyore's face looks like.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:10, archived)
# It's not as much fun as the...
...garfield's face looks like boobs thing...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:12, archived)
# oh, and it looks like the picture...
the body was added on after using smoke and mirrors.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Snout like a Chinaman's head, as me old nan used to say.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Hoof like a geriatric's wrinkly John Thomas, my old Granpaw always said.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Boat flaps like a pus leaking trumpet, my old mental uncle always said
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:21, archived)
# I understand he spends his days dressed as a panda now. So he should know.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Can't argue with the factual basis of these true facts as they are on the internet
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:30, archived)
# This is disturbing
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Conjoined.....
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:01, archived)
# hahahaha
now I see it!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:02, archived)
# yeah, he's not eating him....
he's kinda stood in front of him...

I'll re-post when it's a china themed week or summat...
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Where is Rowan Williams?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Those bastards took £500 from my account on Christmas Eve. I have reported them to the police. Trufax.
I hope they are excommunicated and sent to Hull without supper.
EDIT: I did get the money back from TSB straight away. However THEY then took it again as they hadn't sent me a form to fill in. I managed to get this back too. I'm just waiting for the next sod to try it. Waiting with a minigun and balaclava.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:47, archived)
# if you can't trust creepy puppets made of leftover boglins, who can you trust?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Boglins? I assumed they were Cabbage Patch Kids who's just grown old.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Let the punishment fit the crime, man.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Bastards, those Vicars!
Good Christmas spirit :(
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:53, archived)
# I've always wondered why the church don't sell off a few properties. They all seem rather nice. I'm sure they'd get a good price.
The freed-up cash could be spent on roofs for their other buildings. They wouldn't have to plead poverty and have charity jumble sales for new lead then. They might even have a few bob to help the poor. Who they apparently care about. I'm an atheist, by the way.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:22, archived)
# We looked into doing this more or less.
'Cos you'd've thought it would work as you say. But trouble is, it doesn't. Most of the properties aren't structurally suitable for anything else and/or aren't in a useful location. In our case both :( So, we're stuck with a crumbling piece of Victorian not-fit-for-C21st-purposeness. Oh, and quite a few are Listed. Some are even in use :D
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:36, archived)
# is the old man model's head on upside down?
I'm more intrigued as to what happened to the puppets now they've been ditched and replaced with cg models.
Bet the puppet people are fucking right annoyed
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:51, archived)
# also, I was going to post this this morning but changed my mind as it plays too lose with the facts :D
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Yeah, he is going to 'compete' them out of business...
..what happened to a bit of a 'good old preying' to smite them out of business.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:00, archived)
# jesus saves
you money on your car insurance
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Nice work, Lord.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:06, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Confessed.com
"£219... £74... £293... Sinner... £221"
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:26, archived)
# pfff!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Yeah, but no.
Money lending and money changing are not the same thing and this is not an act of commerce in a place of worship, but rather a way to help the poor. I rather applaud an alternative to those fucking loan sharks.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:20, archived)
# hence what I said about not posting it earlier
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Genius, Happy! "Going apeshit with a whip" - I did a LOLIRL!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Haha exactly what I thought....
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Cannot unsee.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:01, archived)
# it's like some kind of conjoined twin growing from his forehead
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:05, archived)
# I hope Noseybonk is bumming them in the potting shed using his detachable sandpaper knob.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:18, archived)
# The Vicar Man?
Nicely done
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:55, archived)
# *steals*
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Any excuse to repost, this was from funerals I think.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Haha yes :-)
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] What every petting zoo needs (apart from a small child if offensive trousers) is a dinky!


Today and most of tomorrow I shall mostly be preparing the buffet for the bash this Saturday.
Huge bag of balloon animal balloons - check
Cheese and pineapple hedgehog - check
Unfeasibly large bowl of hummus - check
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:39, archived)
# HAN SHOT FIRST.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Return to the Valley of Gwangi.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Those trousers are EXCELLENT.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha, baby donkeys should be called dinkeys FACT!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:53, archived)
# I was promised Twiglets!!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Donkey
My Dad told us when we were very small, that salami was made from donkeys.
Can we have salami please, as it's topical? I'll bring crayons.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Ride that ass Mary, aw yeah!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:35, archived)
# how is donkey formed?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:37, archived)
# like so . . .
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:41, archived)
# ahahahah
oh, that's so wrong
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Ah. That's why there was no room at the inn. :D
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:40, archived)
# i'm amazed she could fit it all inn
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Slow day at work ok...and yes I have gone over the lines but its ok...ok.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Great work
A+
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Thank you. I look forward to colouring in all the animal cock in the manger scene.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop colouring in animal cock...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:12, archived)
# So this is why there's so many bells at christmas
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Ding dong!

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:48, archived)
# :o
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:26, archived)
# joseph looks furious
poor sod
(, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 0:49, archived)
# Eyes of a killer.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:46, archived)
#
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# Dong! Dong! Merrily on high!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Too lazy to colour in
TOAPOAD
(, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Little donkey...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Obviously this relates to donkeys
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:02, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
great
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:55, archived)
# This one.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] he's only smug coz he's got so many carrots. twat.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:39, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Silly
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] And needs no title...
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Hover donkey?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:36, archived)
# This is not getting the credit which it deserves.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Oh hai board!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Great work
Makes me want to watch No.16 again
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:13, archived)
# .. I havent seen it.
I need to though, just never got around to it.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:14, archived)
# I seen it first about 5 years ago
And was surprised I never had. Nice little movie, worth a watch, definitely
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Is it Ghostbusters 2?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:15, archived)
# haha
yeah, sure it is ;)
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Didn't go for alphabet in the end?
woo
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:05, archived)
# haha, nope.
I have discovered the wonder that is the miscellany. ie any old shit.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Note to filmmakers:
Any movie where your main actor is dressed as a fucking clown is going to fail. See also that one with Roger Moore pretending to be James Bond while dressed as a fucking clown
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:18, archived)
# loving scrooged and zombieland
but disappointed by the lack of stripes
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:22, archived)
# 8 is great, 12 is beautiful, 11 is amazing
but I fear one of the others may be Broken Flowers so I'll stop right there while I can still feel my skin attached.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Sacre CDC!
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Needs more les pubes :)
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:03, archived)
# 3 feathers etc
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
I can't believe it took her 2 and a half years to make? How much did it cost?
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:19, archived)
# One Million Dollars*




*Hopefully not.
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Completely miss-understood a blue cock at Trafalgar square
(, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:57, archived)

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