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[challenge entry] "Sausages in bedroom" - Van Gogh
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:06, archived)
[challenge entry] eh, one more: "Birth of Sausage" - Boticelli
one more: "Birth of Sausage" - Boticelli

via Terry Gilliam's "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen"
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:09, archived)
# SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP YOU TROLLLLLLLOOOOPPPPPPPP!
love that scene
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:24, archived)
# Plosives cannot be elongated
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:30, archived)
#
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# How did you find the time to make all these so great?
I like the one with the guy in the sausage suit
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:21, archived)
# he's my favourite too
dangers of working from home - not got much done these last 2 days that wasn't sausage-man related
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] andy whore-hol
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 4:10, archived)
# need a fuck-lift truck
to move that stash
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 4:12, archived)
# or a zamboni
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 5:16, archived)
[challenge entry] of course it's not a pipe, you can't smoke a.... oh, wait, lol
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 3:07, archived)
#
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#
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# Have a stolen woo!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 5:35, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:26, archived)
# Genius.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:37, archived)
# 'shrooms!

Is it just me or is this sexeh.
Confused now.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 3:33, archived)
[challenge entry] ceci n'est pas une saucisse


"Mona Sausage" - Da Vinci
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 3:51, archived)
# KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 3:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Impossible, for He is the Resurrection!
for He is the Resurrection!

"The Last Sausage" - Da Vinci
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 4:02, archived)
# they're all wasted
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 4:09, archived)
# they look totally freaked out
leaning as far away as possible
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 4:10, archived)
# it's the alcoholic blood coursing through sausage-jesus
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 4:13, archived)
# The man in the blue on the left is clearly saying
"Look at the state of him!"
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 4:22, archived)
# The three on the right
are discussing whether or not to phone him a Taxi
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 4:51, archived)
# he's on the sauce
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 4:53, archived)
# "lol, er, someone told me it was fancy dress".
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 4:10, archived)
[challenge entry] He makes that mistake a lot


Although to be fair he's not the most extravagantly dressed

"Belshazzars Sausage" - Rembrandt
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 4:55, archived)
# Yay!

(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:08, archived)
# fun for the whole family!
 

 
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 5:14, archived)
# This is my son frank, and his brother frank, baby frank and our dogs, furter and frank
no, we're cooking hamburgers
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 5:20, archived)
# You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 5:48, archived)
# Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 6:04, archived)
# This is great
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:22, archived)
# Beak dancing?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausage and Waterlillies - Monet


previously

Am... am I doing it right?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The Son of Sausage - Magritte

(pork and apple mmm)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Girls' knees?
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Girl sneeze?
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 23:15, archived)
# HahaWTF?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 1:44, archived)
# NSFW!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:20, archived)
#
saw officinalis Compacta
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:26, archived)
#
nearly - serra officinalis compacta
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:28, archived)
# handsaw plant?
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:29, archived)
# close, but no cigar
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:31, archived)
# cigarette handsaw plant?
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:37, archived)
# you're getting colder
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:38, archived)
#
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[challenge entry] wrong one...

This is art. Expressionism... now shh and get me a sausage
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:48, archived)
#
saw plant
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:31, archived)
#
sore plant with saw
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:32, archived)
# it's good but it's not right - say what you see
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:39, archived)
# cigar proximity detector
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:33, archived)
# if i had a spare five grand for catering i would so kickstart this
but no
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:37, archived)
#
Floor board Saw with sage
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:38, archived)
# you're getting warmer!
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Mr Chips' Nob?
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:53, archived)
# he should be more careful with that chisel
also: no
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Herbal?? thats it!
You saw some grass?
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 1:47, archived)
# qoah

(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:44, archived)
# ace
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:45, archived)
# :D
ta
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:48, archived)
# the SkUGness is so bracing
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 3:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Bindun
www.flickr.com/photos/doxieone/8415086990/

Without as much panache as yours.
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:49, archived)
# If you burned the sausage whilst frying them
then it might be with pan ash.
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:45, archived)
# Made me grin :D
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm having a pea.
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Fuck
Yeah!
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 23:57, archived)
# i hadn't noticed the animation until just now :)
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] WHO WILL WIN!
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:58, archived)
# CHUN LI
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:04, archived)
# HIPPO SAUCE
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:10, archived)
# RHINO CAMPUS
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:12, archived)
# GLADIATORS READY!
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:14, archived)
# AINSLEY STEADY
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:16, archived)
# PETER COOK
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# BE-BOP and ROCK STEADY
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#
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# true story
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:34, archived)
# WINNER
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:38, archived)
# WINNING!
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Has there been deletion?
I was all ready with a gif and all :(
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:07, archived)
# me?
HIPPOCAMPUS?
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:09, archived)
# "HURRHAUHRRAHUHAHH"
Arnold Swarzendgardenegganeggawhitething
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Bitmap Brothers Chaos Engine?
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] o_O
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:42, archived)
# "It's a wrap!"
:D
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:11, archived)
# And the winner of best comment in the Universe is......
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:02, archived)
# Sorry not able to easily filename on Safari
just had to drag it to desktop to see.
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 20:59, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:32, archived)
# "donald duck"
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:15, archived)
# ---may the frankfurter be with you---
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Salad days? Nah! BBQ days!
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:33, archived)
# BRACE THOSE SASUSAGES!
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Bangers & Mash
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:48, archived)
# nice mashup
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:18, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:43, archived)
#
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# hahahahaha
click click
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:51, archived)
# i was torn between scabies and rabies
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:09, archived)
# now do scabies
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:11, archived)
# no u
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#
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# :(
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:00, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:54, archived)
# I am unaroused by this.
*wanks furiously*
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:04, archived)
# hahahah
Selleck going commando is disturbing
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 1:24, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 1:25, archived)
# Trying to be topical

Combining Dacre and a black pudding ;)
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Try adding a little more sun, colorful birds.... Oh Topical o_O
:D
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry]
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#
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# HA! HA!
"I got serious weservations about Kinky John..."
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:19, archived)
# To celebrate the sausages
I cello-taped knickers to the bottom of the chairs.
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Tonight, for one night only, I have secured the services of NONE OTHER...THAN...
LES DENNIS!
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Would you laark some luxury chocolates?
*offers malteser*
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Sweet japes.
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Jeeez - and I thought my mind worked in strange ways ;)
have a clicky thing :D
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:35, archived)
# I RIKEY ~.~;;
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:40, archived)
# I think you just gave away a trick here...
Cheap & effective SPFX!
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:52, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 19:56, archived)
#
had a small cry laughing at that :D
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:16, archived)
# Haha:D
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:35, archived)
# better get a wolfhound to lick it off
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 23:53, archived)
# this is top notch
love Samuel L's horrified face
(, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 1:28, archived)
# Astounding
That is nightmarish
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it is a Cocktail Sausage..
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:46, archived)
# OW
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:47, archived)
# >.<
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] A spam sausage if you will. From my book.
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:34, archived)
# :-)
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Paul Dacre of the Mail defiant in the face of criticism, longs for the good old days ...

Google "Hurrah for the Blackshirts" if you have to ask
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Kicks computer screen in
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:12, archived)
# he looks like Richard Dawkins sad brother
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Richard Dawkins would have run with the story
that Ed Miliband's great great great great great great etc etc grandfather was an ape who hated Britain.
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:23, archived)
# More likely that we're all African apes
and none of us belong in Britain anyway
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:27, archived)
# African people who then resided in Europe until the ice went away.
African or Europeans, coming over from France, fascist types don't want to acknowledge this.
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:42, archived)
# With Bat Aids.
Like Bad Aids but more "flappy".
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Double-cunt him in the double-fuck
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:26, archived)
# the cold dead eyes of a daily mail editor
btw, what happened to Manic? I would have thought he'd be all over this story...
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Quite a few people are missing of late
E Dubya hasn't been about in over a month which concerns me.
Anyone got an Email address to check he's ok?
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:43, archived)
# yea haven't seen him around for a while either
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:47, archived)
# He's been quiet on Twitter as well
I canned Twitter a while back so don't know if he's back though.
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Unpleasant hypocritical bully.
(, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:47, archived)

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