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# Because the ads were annoying me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:50, archived)
# the bottom of his nose looks like a pair of underpants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Everything looks like a pair of pants to you, you kinky pant sniffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:52, archived)
# i love that musty celery salt smell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:59, archived)
# An intriguing idea. Allow me to answer in picture form.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:56, archived)
# that's just odd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Maybe so. but quite benign. Unlike this:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:01, archived)
# i'd have one of those
then again, i want motion sensitive gnomes that will turn to face people when they walk past
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:04, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09, archived)
# a bit like that, yes
i also want weeping angels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Ok, I think I need to go make you a nice cup of soothing tea.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:20, archived)
# i can't help it, christmas lets my gleeful evil side out :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:24, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Deedum, deedum, deedly-dum, booo


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And I know it's a lost vowel and an added consonant, but not many people are sticking closely to the brief.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Lead guitar, Macduff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:01, archived)
# I thought that was Keith Richard III ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:18, archived)
# "Played it 'til my fingers bled, yeah..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:48, archived)
# How on earth do BT have a link
to my special desktop folder??
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:50, archived)
# :o)
Thought you'd dropped off the face of the world for a while. Will we be doing any Sequential Art in the foreseeable future?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:55, archived)
# I've been super busy trying to get all my work done before my Christmas break.
Lots of comics involving superheroes and very NSFW reindeer.
I'll be getting back to SA (proper. I'll do a few crimbo pics if I have time) and Battle Bunnies in the new year.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Parental control?
Where I should laugh?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)
# it's our government's way of slowly building the great firewall of UK.
We're turning into a shit low budget version of china.

With all the joy that no doubt entails.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Oh, do you not really doubt the government?
:O
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:26, archived)
# everything is a stepping stone to them.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:48, archived)
# everything is a stepping stone to hell?
:D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:53, archived)
# lol
so remember to bring sandwiches :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:20, archived)
# I going to the hell with sandwich.
XD
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:29, archived)
#
you should laugh when you touch the button on the bottom, right!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5K61GsBRu4
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:51, archived)
# My BT parental controlls wont let me watch that
I should have touched the button under "no thanks" at the bottom, right
then I should have laughed!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:04, archived)
# I remind in past.
I heard about "internet contents" from my England friend.
Government of the United Kingdom dominates the e-mail and our information. Fact that.
That is realize it?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:30, archived)
# STEP AWAY FROM THE BEAR
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:49, archived)
# You want the 'roo? You can't handle the 'roo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] as long as I'm still here...


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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:06, archived)
# That's livving alright
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:47, archived)
# that man is very silly!
That luggage is larger than can be carried on public transportation.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Splice the mainbrace

(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:56, archived)
# I don't think he's blowing
I think he's saying 'OOOOOOOH, those clothes aren't very fashionable'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Vote for the new Question of the Week
Every week, we ask a new question and the best answers end up in the newsletter. Here are this week's top suggestions:

Christmas Tales - Share your Crimble-related stories. Such as the time we found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them.

Improve the World - The planet's going to hell in a handcart. What would you do - big or small - would you make life more fluffy?

Sleep Deprivation - What's the longest time you've gone without sleep and why? Tell us your stories of no sleep. Or too much sleep. Sleep.






Vote closes later this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:47, archived)
# What, no toilet disasters?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Fucker is calling you a cunt, here. Sort him out.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Ooh, is this vote going to be rigged, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:20, archived)
# *rigs vote*
No.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:24, archived)
# of course not, sweetie! ;)
(Vladimir Gluten, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Your setup looks like a fire hazard.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:18, archived)
# I highly doubt that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:57, archived)
# all of the above, rolled into one
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:24, archived)
# What happened to Nanking Disasters and Did You Marry A Moron?
What kind of democracy is this, you fucking crotch?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:28, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Katie Price wearing white
Mmm, incongruent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] You cannot die, MacLeod. Acshept it


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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Frenchman playing a Scotsman
Scotsman playing a Spaniard

The casting director was clearly taking a massive piss
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Still like Empire's summation:
'Finding problems with Highlander is a bit like trying to find hay in a haystack.'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't supose I can get away with roasting this pea?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:29, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:35, archived)
# I mean, it's nice and I chuckled, but why the fuck would you compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Ebola Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Hope it got the response you hoped for and I hope it wins the compo!
Good luck!!!!!!
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:20, archived)
# I had one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:36, archived)
# I cried at the bit where it sprang a leak
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:56, archived)
# I did when he stroked it's nozzle :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:59, archived)
#
needs more Newcastle fans. And punches.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
pea for the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:54, archived)
#

bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Show a red rag to a Bill
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] not well done, but you get the gist...
but you get the gist...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:56, archived)
# I could watch this all day
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Clever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Esther McVey, scum
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Get in!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:52, archived)
# No, I'm rissing here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:57, archived)
#
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/food-banks-debate-video-iain-2941100
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:35, archived)
# fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:33, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] A pea for the comp - Wrasse in Pocket :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck it. I'm posting my entire bat catalogue. It's my birthday and you lot can get fucked if I've crashed your internets.





(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:42, archived)
# sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:52, archived)
# So you should be. Happy Birthing Time, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Hey, these remind me of things that I've done that are tenuously linked.
these remind me of things that I've done that are tenuously linked.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:43, archived)
# Merry real bday
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] i found this. i chink it should win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry , small image but searching 'Nelson' keeps on bringing up images for some South African guy...
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Ronseal


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(SonofRojBlake, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Another not worth its own thread.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Wow and I thought mine was bad...
...although this one made me laugh the most so far...so i am going to click it.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] It gets worse. Much worse.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey guys, I lost some consonants and vowels and added some! Yay

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:54, archived)
# only 3 entries so far
have actually done it right. Its madness, madness I tell you.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:58, archived)
# 2 weeks of it, I'm fucking salivatin
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:04, archived)
# I'm gonna have my own little comp - can't do wordy things...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Still not enough magenta :((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Arse cock!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:35, archived)
# thats's quite a helm!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Madness?
No, it's the Sex Pistols
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:33, archived)
# haha
Ain't it always the way
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:41, archived)

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