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[challenge entry] I don't think that's how you make cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs more spatulas!


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Repost,,,from the time when flapjack became a lethal weapon...we all remember that don't we?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:11, archived)
# Sweet Jeebus NO!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Haha!
Dear God, not the Battenberg!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:44, archived)
# "There once was a gourmet from Crediton...
...Who took pΓ’te de foie gras and spread it on
A chocolate biscuit.
He murmuered, "I'll risk it";
Now his tomb bears the date that he said it on."
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:56, archived)
# Brand new, original, never seen before.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:04, archived)
# I say old ffffffff.....
.....fffffruit, that's rather jjjjjjuicy !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D NWOT have a pea from the other day
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:29, archived)
# Such a plummy accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Old one...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't remember doing this?!?!!


.. or why..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:40, archived)
# people forget, you don't need a reason :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:45, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Oven Ready Murphy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:02, archived)
# Take him downtown for a grilling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:25, archived)
# with the police chef
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe not what they expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:39, archived)
# King Dunkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:52, archived)
# I was going to do an onion rings one, but it looked very disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:55, archived)
# Not a pretty sight I imagine, grease all over the place :)
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:02, archived)
# There are a good many brown rings in the world, Bilbo, and none of them should be stretched widely
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:08, archived)
# their sad faces
suggests they were hoping for jam doughnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:07, archived)
# That seems reasonable.
These look like Krispy Kreme, which are vile.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:13, archived)
# They do look a bit disappointed...
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:20, archived)
# "And in the darkness, nyom them."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:00, archived)
# I used to really enjoy eating doughnuts
but eventually I got sick of the hole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] gonna need a bigger something, something, something...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:27, archived)
# A Steven Spielberg collaboration with the Women's Institute
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:10, archived)
# We're going to need a bigger toast?
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:16, archived)
# that's the one! thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Dum, dum dum, dum...
dum dum dum...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:00, archived)
# That woman on the right liked to squeeze people to death with her thighs I seem to remember
deeply arousing, erotic stuff

Edit: Her name was 'Xenia Onatopp'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:16, archived)
# Ooh yesh...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:17, archived)
# What a way to go
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:20, archived)
# She was killed in an unfortunate mishap involving a tree branch, a bungee, and a helicopter
It was very moving

My favourite Bond death was the fate of Fatima Blush in Never Say Never Again, who was blown up by a deadly special branch ink pen.

"In a neurotic twist, 007 is forced to write his memoirs putting her as his "Number One" sexual partner, Bond uses his MI6-issue fountain pen to shoot Blush with a rocket dart. Ironically, nothing is left but her high heels."

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:24, archived)
# Would - "Izabella Scorupco" (the woman on the left) anytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Nice Lay
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:23, archived)
# what a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] It's by Steven Squeelberg...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:40, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:52, archived)
# This reminds me of an Australian horror film set in the outback about a giant man-eating pig
for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:57, archived)
# Razorback?!
that's a great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:59, archived)
# Yep, sounds like the one
Starts with some guy being dragged out of his car by the giant pig and being gorged alive horribly. Wonderful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:04, archived)
# fun for all the family...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:06, archived)
# I like that sort of stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:15, archived)
# :)
You're on fire...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:00, archived)
# that'll be these hot pants...
did I say hot pants? I meant comfortable slippers...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:06, archived)
# Richard Attenborough really hams it up
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:28, archived)
# Happy times
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:28, archived)
# hahahaha, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:52, archived)
# Thought you might like this particular one...
…;)
Edit: How's the head?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:01, archived)
# awful
I'm wearing sunglasses to read this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Oh noes!
Try some Reiki, works a treat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:15, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] tint it? ee bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:52, archived)
# I was hoping someone would get the northerness of this
what will all them southerners on here. tut and such the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] better than coronation chicken
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:21, archived)
# Is that really a chicken tikka and onion bhaji sandwich…?
I feel I haven't lived….
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:26, archived)
# ooof!
and well done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I guess I'll re-post this here then...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:07, archived)
# Groan, and well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:10, archived)
# i've heard that 'compliment' so often in my life...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:28, archived)
# oh dear god...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone else feeling hungry…?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ning! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:15, archived)
# Hallo old bean!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:25, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:54, archived)
# I love tacos and so does my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably a repetition of previous endeavors
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 8:02, archived)
# Haha!
On me head son!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahh Bisto
(sjmleicester, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 3:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 3:51, archived)
# I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR ATTENTION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 4:09, archived)
# OMFG PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 4:28, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 7:21, archived)
# OK FUCK EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU FUCKING FUCKS YOU FUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 5:00, archived)
# Who ever heard of a fish with hip mobility issues!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 5:01, archived)
# THAT'S NOT THE POINT YOU HAVE COMPLETELY SPOILED MY JOKE I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 5:06, archived)
# It's too late, I already bookmarked this!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 5:29, archived)
[challenge entry] They just don't understand talent, do they mo?
do they mo?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:24, archived)
# Haha
an even less deadly opponent than a cod
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Mrs Robinsons
(sjmleicester, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 3:25, archived)
# "Are you trying to juice me Mrs Robinson"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shite!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 3:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
Quick and simple

Click for bigger (163 kb)
(MrPerson Not this again, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:47, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 2:54, archived)
# Does he suck as well as blow?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 7:46, archived)
[challenge entry] You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Mustard….

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 1:14, archived)
# it's sausageman!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:38, archived)

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