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# Third attempt at self portrait
I moved the light to face up and it's harder this way I reckon, still need to fix the ear, hair, neck and jacket
still, all practice innit XD

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(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:31, archived)
# there are some precedents for fixing ears and self-portraiture
but perhaps not to be recommended other than as a quick fix

It's OK as is =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:21, archived)
# I've fixed it now though
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:05, archived)
# not van Gogh style I hope
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Keep going, it might even encourage me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:24, archived)
# There's a shop every town has, sells cheap books and art supplies
I got a red, blue, yellow, black and white and some boards for like ten quid. You get so much out of it. Best money I spent for ages and so many hours worth!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:05, archived)
# Is there a shop where one may buy boundless talent?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 8:29, archived)
# too brown
just kidding, impressive stuff

how long do these take ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:09, archived)
# it's never too brown
; ) bad lighting
um, this one about 15 hours give or take. spread over a few nights.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:19, archived)
# They still won't let you out of Broadmoor Peter; even if you have shaved the beard off.
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:34, archived)
# hammer time!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
# Great stuff, I really like your style
I really like your styleWhich out of the three is your favourite?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 0:04, archived)
# I'm not sure really
I'm just starting so am not super happy with them yet. It's getting there but there's no undo button so it's a lot harder!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 0:32, archived)
# Doesn't look like you need an undo button
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] The Gynaecology Squadron - ready to enter a big trench


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(Alfster, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:21, archived)
# nice train of thought :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:02, archived)
# Nick Clegg delivering a Stone Cold Stunner to David Cameron following years of abuse
I was just sending things like this to Nick's twitter earlier and thought I'd post them here, too.

(SM46272845, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:20, archived)
#
i.imgur.com/nKmphK2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:51, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:45, archived)
# I would pay to watch this
Top shop
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 23:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Solo_Solo
(Alfster, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:53, archived)
# Like everything in the world....
this is made better by the presence of Felicity Kendal !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:04, archived)
# ( );( )
Kendal! Kendals' bum.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] These aint the Good Ole Boys you're lookin fer


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(Alfster, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Q4? What we gonna do now?
(Alfster, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't open that Trapdoor...


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(Alfster, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Where everyone knows you're...nearly armless...
(Alfster, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Trap door and droids are great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 0:08, archived)
# Yay
Click
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Oh that is quite excellent
(gijoel, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo....
.

.
(See what I did there ?)
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:31, archived)
# Doctor wool-hat-on
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Force my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Arse!
I would like to see a remake of Never the Twain with an Alien and Predator.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:37, archived)
# Same Jim but not as we know it
www.b3ta.com/board/11055907
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Is that an invitation !
Superb tho .
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:30, archived)
# I'd watchis
over the real show 100%
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:32, archived)
# ...more powerful than I could possibly imagine
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Just remembered what this totally reminds me of
youtu.be/sKON96oUkPs
Adam and Joe's The Imperial Family
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:22, archived)
# so many helmets, all in one place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Group sex FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:11, archived)
# Mo Farage: combining two icons of modern Britain*

*sorry, I meant one icon and one insufferable cunt
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:19, archived)
# oh my gawd it's mo farage
am tellin' y'all it's sabotage!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:44, archived)
# ^ twenty years old this week folks - feel old much?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:57, archived)
# They only joined up for the regular Force-stranglings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:03, archived)
# all seems a bit third reich
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Brilliant
as always
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:03, archived)
# I hope he wanders in on a family that have reverted to cannibalism since being cut off at Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:05, archived)
# mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Is that a live stream ?
(click)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)
# This is the kind of thing that will happily make its way onto t-shirts and posters.
You should probably pop down Camden Market in three weeks' time with a large sack and a massive dog, get back what they owe you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:30, archived)
# I've got a large dog
but she's an overweight black labrador - she won't be intimidating anybody
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Buy her a werewolf mask and sit back as the cash comes pouring in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:40, archived)
# Sweet Jehovah that's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Thanks J!
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:21, archived)
# *air drums*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:23, archived)
# *air puts fingers in ears*
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:27, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Air Biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:39, archived)
# it wasn't me, i swear!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:43, archived)
# one two, one two...
'why do you never get to three?'
cos if you get to three it means you've got to lift something heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:26, archived)
# "one, two, one, two, many, lots!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:33, archived)
# if you get to four
you have to start a song
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:48, archived)
# don't make me sing
you wouldn't like me when i'm singing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Nicely!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:40, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:46, archived)
# \o/
Yeah! A real cracker.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Thanks man!
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)
# oh yes, being a roadie is a world of hertz
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:11, archived)
# Surely that would be the sound engineer?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)
# I think I was channeling some pratchett from Smash Monkey's post a bit up =)
EDIT that is to say "what do I know, I'm just an ignorant Swede" - universal defence
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Haha!
Lovely! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Thanks chief!
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Pure genius - nuff said !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Blimey - ta!
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 18:06, archived)
# new sport
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:53, archived)
# HAAA
yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:56, archived)
# He's even worked up a sweat
he's a pro!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:58, archived)
#
Smashing :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Those who survived have adapted to a new world...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:32, archived)
# MUTATION!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:38, archived)
# Guppy Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)
# hehheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
"He's like a turd that won't flush"
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:42, archived)
# like?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
# down votes
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:04, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Top notch
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha
You're on fire Cap'n! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
# not for long if he's anywhere near london
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:38, archived)
# I live at the top of the bowl London sits in. They'll have webbed feet long before me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:42, archived)
# on all six toes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:48, archived)
# Hey, you!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:07, archived)
# *heads for the high and dry ground*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:55, archived)
# So which way we rowin'?
I don't have a goddamn clue. Don't worry, they'll row for a month before they figure out I'm fakin' it.
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] yeh twat
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:32, archived)
# That show has moments of genius.
Bob's flight through the electrics to get to the fusebox was proper laugh-out-loud stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:34, archived)
# My bedroom now sports horse wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:22, archived)
# yes, "now"....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:28, archived)
# 'k. MORE..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 15:50, archived)
# I'm not sure what to think of it
It has occasionally great moments of classic Vic & Bob surrealism, but the more sitcom-y bits, as well as the musical numbers are pretty naff. Ive never been a fan of Matt Berry either, and this hasnt changed my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:24, archived)
# he's one of the stronger bits for me
Bosh is the weakest link, followed by Bob's son.
It feels like it needs a couple more rehearsals.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:32, archived)
# Matt Berry
Comes over as a Tesco Value Brian Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't tell him Davros !
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:05, archived)
# I AM YOUR SOLDIER
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)
# Can a Dalek know... love?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:27, archived)
# not sure about love
but it's got plenty of attachments
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:31, archived)
# I've seen the promotional video.
youtu.be/Dl3LD1fkTaY
- NSFW -
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:37, archived)
# o_0
glad the sound's off, my auntie is here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha needs Flasheart Player version 5
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. The foul Marmydons scattered to the nine vectors. I watched the Sheepsqueezers of Splatticon Five being suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast's nobbo...time to die..."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)
# Sounds more like "Hitchhiker's Guide" to me.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:37, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfYx_013UuY
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Mrs. Miggins' Pie Shop? Let me tell you about Mrs. Miggins' Pie Shop...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
# "I don't know such stuff...I just do pies..just pies..genetic design..just pies.."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)
# A SAUSAGE!???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:58, archived)
# can hear him say "let me tell you about my mother"
this is a thing of beauty
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Brilliant as always !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:05, archived)
# That bloody Maxine Peake gets everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:05, archived)
# haha, fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:20, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Haha - miranda richardson looks ace as Rachael
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] What Starfleet tech support looks like...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)
# Have you tried installing a circuit-breaker?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:37, archived)
# There are no circuit breakers in sci-fi.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:39, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:55, archived)
# What the...?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:05, archived)
# if only superman iii had been aware of this
he could have spared us all sitting through such a shit movie
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)
# They just used compensators all the time in TNG
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:26, archived)

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