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[challenge entry] Atom Heart Mother's Milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 17:37, archived)
# Well
That's lovely and cheerful,
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 17:45, archived)
# IT'S A GAS!
Methane, you see...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 17:55, archived)
# Methane is invisible
Otherwise we'd run away...
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 17:59, archived)
# youthane?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:06, archived)
# We all thane for ice thane?
Amidoinitrite?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:13, archived)
# Thane of Cawdor, Thane of Glamis, and King hereafter?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 19:59, archived)
# You're Bard.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 17:55, archived)
# i like milk
until i remember it comes out of those things, then it seems wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:05, archived)
# Teats.
thenonist.com/images/uploads/syncefair7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:14, archived)
# wait till you find out how honey is made
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 20:16, archived)
# haha have a click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:07, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Of Slow-worm and Man...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 17:35, archived)
# I SAID "SNAKES ON A PLAIN".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 21:58, archived)
# TWICE..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Simple and Defective

Yeah, I know. But everybody else is ignoring me.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 16:59, archived)
# this is why dentists have to wear welding goggles
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 17:10, archived)
# And gas masks.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha,
NWOT etc..

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Bang a Pot!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] And this...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 16:07, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 17:47, archived)
# Norfolk'n'good
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:15, archived)
# Norfolk Enchants
should be part of the tourist board logo
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 0:16, archived)
# Hahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:56, archived)
# thnx.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:58, archived)
#


de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 14:34, archived)
# phwoar, look at the bio-degradable scaffold on that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Lily the Pink
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:08, archived)
# They all reported normal levels of "desire, arousal, lubrication, orgasm, satisfaction"
Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:20, archived)
# All i want to know,
Is how did they break the first one?
(Mr Angry Is a totally miserable twat., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 19:04, archived)
# Like a fine Welsh cheese
Caerphilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Like a banana...split.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Must b a long player
(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Ronald spies his target
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 14:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Tourist Board Ad (kind of)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:30, archived)
# if it tastes nice, i don't give a fuck what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:31, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:40, archived)
# ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:16, archived)
# the other
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 1:13, archived)
# Mmm, Peking Dog in Hosin sauce
Hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a bit of a slow day so have this terrible attempt
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] needs more melons...
(I helped save b3ta! Conman the Barbarian, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:10, archived)
# melons are communal creatures and should never be sold separately. especially blind ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:30, archived)
# I'll be done for melon cruelty
Only bought them singularly before today
(I helped save b3ta! Conman the Barbarian, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:03, archived)
# GODDAMN-HICK-MELON-FLIES...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LJKDSkF4b8
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 17:58, archived)
# Yum
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:39, archived)
# Corn Flakes
are chicken pox scabs. 100% of facht*

*may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:45, archived)
# Needs more Treacle
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:45, archived)
# hehe
genius
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Cheers, I'm treating myself to the bottom one later.
I've never tried Guinness Marmite though, I might hunt that out
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:54, archived)
# Marmite Chocolate
is a strange taste - not unpleasant though.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:46, archived)
# Noicely that
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 11:03, archived)
# clever stuff
'ning and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 11:38, archived)
# enjoyable and stylish
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Apr 2014, 12:01, archived)
# nice nice
could also add black pudding
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 12:51, archived)
# BRAW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 12:54, archived)
# you made me want marmite/bovril again!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:09, archived)
# I have been employed to make both of these previously and believe me, you don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 16:56, archived)
# *sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 17:24, archived)
# excellent choices
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:13, archived)
# lovely work
as always
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:36, archived)
# This is rather good
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:17, archived)
# that is most defiantly
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I salute you..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 19:35, archived)
# COR!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 20:41, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:00, archived)
# *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:22, archived)
# Morning!
No, having a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:50, archived)
# oh
ok
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 11:14, archived)
# heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:03, archived)
# arf
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 12 Apr 2014, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha
catchy tune
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Iit requires thought.
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(drunksteve is not drunk, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 9:33, archived)
# 2rcu2x3?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:37, archived)
# A period piece?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:41, archived)
# Commission from a friend for one of his songs
The song is "On Jagged Rocks" and it's a tale about deceit and treachery, how women lure men in with their beauty, and then cold-bloodedly tear their hearts out. You can listen to it here; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnzhg4KD6DI



Bigger version with more detail here: https://24.media.tumblr.com/91bcbff40cdf6ce210713097b5d92524/tumblr_n3wlexgyNl1qkzi7ro1_1280.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 8:26, archived)
# skills =)
More nice sideburns on the mermaids?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Apr 2014, 8:35, archived)
# Haha, not this time! :D
Thought I'd be totally sexist and let the blokes rock the facial furniture ;) And thankee!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 8:53, archived)
# Nipples!
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 9:48, archived)
# Thank you sir :)
It has been a learning experience and already I have improved on the original so I'll add that below in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 11:02, archived)
# Here 'tis - improved
If you can overlook the shitty pixellation because I cannot get this file size much smaller... ugh...

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 11:59, archived)
# is your mate a spotty teenage virgin?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 9:50, archived)
# No, he's a wonderful example of a man in his prime
Definitely no virgin ;)
And I didn't see any spots, so... LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 11:03, archived)
# impressive
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 14:05, archived)
# I know you are, but what am I?
;) Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:18, archived)
# Glorious =)
love the dripping foam cone series
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Apr 2014, 8:34, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 8:42, archived)
#
www.plasticfantastic.uk.com
EDIT oh I see that actually existed...happy to see it was sfw hehe
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Apr 2014, 8:47, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:51, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:57, archived)
# exactly
Ex. Fucking. Zackly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 9:50, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:37, archived)
# Woo yay hoopla clicks etc
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:59, archived)
# Excellent!
Love this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:38, archived)
# LOVE THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:27, archived)
# That is utterly fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 15:57, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Love this, proper B3ta'ing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 16:58, archived)
# "Happiness is a Warm Monkey" is my favourite Beatles track.
*duly clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 17:01, archived)
# YaY
Woo
(herman:D, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry]

(the best promotion is a shameless pea self-promotion)
" turn classic album art into adverts for dull products" XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 3:56, archived)
# i liked their world tour

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 4:21, archived)
# Is that GrandmaOfShoes?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 4:27, archived)
# NOMS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 4:43, archived)
# b3ta PH balance is very very very very well well high high high high
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 4:46, archived)
# Most likely the hits of Elton Motello.
Also FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 5:38, archived)
# This is really good.
Very very good.
You've done very well.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 4:27, archived)
# Really very very very well well.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 4:45, archived)
# haha, wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Too brown
Srsly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Tsuenwanker, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 2:25, archived)
# Join the navy and feel a man?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 6:56, archived)
# Thanks very much.
I nearly just choked to death laughing!

As far as I'm concerned, we've already found the winner. It'll take something very special to beat this.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 14:19, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 1:49, archived)
# The big egg has another egg in it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 3:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh, that looks sore...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 11 Apr 2014, 22:28, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Apr 2014, 8:37, archived)

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