![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Legs"){kind=small}
He can turn when he's had a drink.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:47,
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YOU'RE ALL REALLY MEAN AND I'M TELLING...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:14,
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You find the Chalice of Tipples. Roll D20.Your staffie turns into a lion. Suddenly your dress is ruffled as a Salmond-beast scuffles past to retrieve a scotch egg thrown from the North.
What do you do next?
(What do you do next?
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:33,
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Dookie Howser, M.D.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:20,
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0_o
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:32,
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much shitter:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:38,
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Mine was shitty enough Right?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:45,
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yessorry
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:55,
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No worriesMore shitty is always better.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:57,
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i like your shit:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 23:56,
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That's shit.Lololololololololol!!!one!
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:38,
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Tentacle fucker.Nice!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:44,
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it looks like you're winning the argument PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:00,
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ME MEOW ME MEOW ME MEOW ME MEOW ME MEOW ME MEOW ME MEOW ME MEOW ME MEOW ME MEOW ME MEOW
(,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:04,
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Our top story:Police cat breaks nearly 5 years of silence.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:08,
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And a suspect's legs. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:09,
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well, there ceratinly have been an abundance of legs here in the past few daysa-bun-dance, ...of legs? geddit? LOLZORS
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:12,
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those aren't real cats! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:24,
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FUCKING CANDLES(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:30,
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I'm sure I've seen this before.I would wish you a happy candle day, but I'm not going to because I suspect this might be a repost.
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Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:40,
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Send your replies toCustomer Service Dept.
REPOST
SO11 1XX
along with a stamped addressed fuck yourself.
(REPOST
SO11 1XX
along with a stamped addressed fuck yourself.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:52,
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They'll publish a response in the newsletter. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:54,
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A bear waits for the newsletter and then feels inadequate. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:08,
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This sounds wise and intellectualI wish to buy your forthcoming book.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:11,
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Not after the last one I wrote.Six months of lunch breaks and evenings, that was.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:13,
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a shocking expose of the untold Marvel universe stories
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:49,
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I just saw the latest Doctor WhoDid anyone catch Abslom Daak in the next-ep preview? Captain John Hart was in that sequence, too...
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:58,
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HaThere is a moral in here for us all to learn from.
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:54,
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Yep, always make sure your needle is sterile when shooting up. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:56,
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Is this what happened to Alexander Litvinenko?p.s happy candlefuck
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:01,
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He either died of polonium-210 poisoningOr he's scratching at the lid of his coffin.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:02,
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Did he get the Bad Aids?And Merry cangles!
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:10,
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Nah, he got AIDS-lite, now with fewer calories. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:12,
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He might be brilliant, but he has no understanding of correct testing proceduresIf he lived, he'd be fired or at least get a written warning from his employers.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:13,
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It's more the working on his own in the lab.Serious breach of H&S rules, that. That and I bet he didn't write a COSHH form, either.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:15,
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Health & safety indeed, that's Seven open flames, dangerously close to making that pearoast into a bonfire.
(,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:24,
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Candles !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:13,
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It's one way to burn fat.From your victims, at any rate.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:15,
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A quick summary of the key arguments
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:53,
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Nicely!Worth coming out of lurking to see this.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:24,
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Thank you.And Happy Candles day!
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:26,
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They still haven't noticedthat the vast majority of the English really couldn't give a flying monkey's chuff. And when you consider that England is made up of a huge amount of Scots who couldn't wait to get away from the place, you are indifferent to an even higher degree.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:30,
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More gone into a coma through boredom. I'm sorry Scottish passionate people. We don't care. Go, and take Yorkshire and Cornwall with you. Please.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:52,
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BECAUS YOU LIKE SIMPLE THINGS PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:40,
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There's plenty more upset where that came from. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:06,
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No: boredI live in Watford on a low wage with no investments anywhere. I'm just sick of the 'Great Debate' getting in the way of telling me tomorrows weather.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:12,
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I think the fact most English people couldn't give a fuck about Scotland is one of the reasons they want independence Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:02,
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As a half-English, half-Scottish person who has spent time living in both countries,I'd be grateful if people on both sides of the border stopped announcing to the world that they speak on my behalf, kthxbai
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Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:05,
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I'd agree with the above.But I'm not letting her make my opinions for me.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:07,
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Well, I care. If Scotland becomes independent, a lot of the Scots in London might move back.Then where would I buy my copy of The Big Issue?
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:54,
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And what about them pakis, eh?If they all fuck off back to Pakistan, who's going to sell me fags and crisps?
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Mon 15 Sep 2014, 22:14,
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I think top right is correct no matter which way you vote HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:49,
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Sadly you might be right there :/ Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:59,
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Applies south of the border, too. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:04,
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if Scotland leave, Cameron (and ideally the Tories) should gothey've failed to maintain the UK, they aren't wanted, how many more signs do they need
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:39,
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If Scotland go, we'll have a near-permanent Tory government.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:43,
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hahah excellent
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:04,
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bottom rightI never really watched Captain Planet, and yet I'm getting the impression this comes from the titles - and that's awesome!
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 16 Sep 2014, 0:54,
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All the better as the official animal of Scotland is the unicorn.:)
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 16 Sep 2014, 13:28,
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updated passport that could go in to circulation from Friday...(, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:48, archived)
Does that say 'QUIM'???
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:54,
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Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:46,
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Pritt is a typo, the A and I key got muddled up...
calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:54,
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I hate people who compulsively point out typos but...Pratt, surely? Or Prick, depending on how bad your typing is.
( RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:06,
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Hmmm where did I put it...... the whoosh parrot
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:14,
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Prick Stitt is made from fingered dogs.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:46,
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GJ evilrob. The revolution begins here.Together we can eliminate stupidity in shop names. We've already consigned 'all colon sports' (what colon sports are there other than putting the shit?) to the dustbin of history, and now Phones4u. Tomorrow we march on Cl@ires. By 'we' I mean you. Pick me up some barettes while you're there.
( RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:27,
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Jesus fucking christ!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:06,
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hahahahave you been using my dragonmaker again?
www.earlyshakespeare.com/dragonmaker.html
(www.earlyshakespeare.com/dragonmaker.html
Q4nobody,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:12,
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Christ! That's frightening.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:48,
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i want a dragonmakerbut not those kinds of dragons
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:56,
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that is creepy and wrong. it's crong. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:55,
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he got a chunky bit! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:21,
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make that 2*giggles*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:05,
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Glad to have brought some giggles your waySounds like you've been having a hell of a time lately? Good to have you back!
( Q4nobody,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:50,
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thanks :)nothing i can't handle, especially if i can get my hands on the odd glass of wne!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:55,
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WELL...If you put your eyeballs super close, it's even better.
(,
Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:35,
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now do bandy toksvig! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:07,
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*sympathy replies* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:38,
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Doesn't that make it worse if you say it's sympathy?
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:31,
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Yes.Yes it does.
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evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:40,
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I know! I have the solution so it doesn't sound so bad!
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:53,
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Brilliant.Much better, cheers.
( evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:22,
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between the toes, of course Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:16,
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most of the big stuff has been fixedgoing back tomorrow to have more tests, scans, radioactive dye and get various pieces of hardware removed. hoping to get the other 2 ops done before christmas.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:23,
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and then you'll be a super hero?it all sounds very 'scientific'.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:25,
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i wishto say i'm disappointed by the radioactive dye not giving me superpowers would be an understatement.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:30,
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oh...well that is a shame. so no warming up a cold brew or lasering up walls and all that junk? maybe they'll do that when they finish the job?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:33,
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doubt itbut i have had to put my foot down to stop them installing things i don't want in my bloody eyes.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:44,
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a bit like that U2 album thing?oh christ, they didn't put a U2 album in your head did they?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:46,
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they're not THAT crueleven Jeffrey Combs wouldn't stoop that low!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:49,
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sit in the corner and think about what you've done Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:54,
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There was a nice friendly conversation, and then THIS
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:25,
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I did think that but then thought of all the sand!I've decided on the nostril :)
( XLVII .uk,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:18,
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or.. .ya know, maybe the, erm...mouth? or is that too wacky?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:19,
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What scale are we talking hereShe looks massive judging by the way her foot has sunken into the sand.
I mean I'm big but not that big ;)
(I mean I'm big but not that big ;)
XLVII .uk,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:23,
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i think she just got gigantism in the leg.so the rest is 'average' size, I guess...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:26,
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Oh so she's sinking as her weight is all on one footI'll go with the mouth then :/
( XLVII .uk,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:33,
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you could go out on a limband ask...
a-ha-ha-ha-etc
(a-ha-ha-ha-etc
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:46,
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it'll fit?you poor thing :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:23,
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not worth its' own etc... and certainly not worth pushing a candley moment down the board so....
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at least it's oot ma heed noo. Happy Candles again YW.
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:35,
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cheers me dear.and in my humble opinion, it would've been worth it...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:39,
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Yay! ...also, new, but NWOT
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:57,
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Why, she's got leg all the way up to her....chin?
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:00,
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i shall bask in my 3 yearsand ponder over my input to this website...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:08,
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hahamakes her look like a giant beside that little guy? Happy Flamesticks!
( Q4nobody,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:45,
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ta Qfunny how making her smaller has made her bigger.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:53,
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Bloody hell.This popped into my head on my way to work :(
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:07,
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Is the big leg for the compo?I don't remember a big leg.
Now I have the theme tune going in my head! argggh!
(Now I have the theme tune going in my head! argggh!
XLVII .uk,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:01,
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But best theme tune EVAR.No intended leg-linkage.
( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:02,
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HA ha ha ha!I used to love that programme. Even have the dvds now.
( XLVII .uk,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:08,
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Hang on, I've just re-read your comment.The big leg was Fenella's son. You'll find him appearing in the episode with the football match. I too have the DVD. I'm 37 :)
( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:39,
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I'm 37 this year!Can't remember fenella's son at all - blame the substance abuse.
How is he so big? (like E.T.) ;)
(How is he so big? (like E.T.) ;)
XLVII .uk,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:03,
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Cheers, I was going to do a zoom in/out thingy, but got bored on the reds?
Q4nobody,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:44,
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Tenuous compo link and appalling pun, but what the Hell...
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 10:10,
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I'd like to see an airport shop that sells anti-anxiety medication for nervous passengers, and hand luggageYou could call it "Keep Calm and Carry-On".
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:30,
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If you want to shoot moose in Southern Norway, do you have to go on a Stavenger Hunt? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:32,
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although people have lost their jobsI won't miss their needy sales staff whom all look like Rory.
( $$ ✅,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 9:05,
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Bulbous eyes, red skin and a white baseball cap? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 9:12,
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hahaha, niceAnd the background makes for nice viewing also?
( Q4nobody,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 9:22,
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totally worth it is own thread drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 0:01,
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Oh jebus no*shuts eyes
*opens eyes
It's still there isn't it?
(*opens eyes
It's still there isn't it?
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:45,
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