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[challenge entry] STARFISH - FAARSANDS OF 'EM...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:05, archived)
# Yes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:09, archived)
# Maybe he'll just (Rourke's) drift with the tide
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:22, archived)
#
He'll end up with ISANDlwana in his crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:29, archived)
# Still, nice surfboered
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:31, archived)
# He uses Mr Zog's Sex Wax on it while he listens to Shaka Khan.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:38, archived)
# And then pop into the toilets at the local wildlife sanctuary, even though he now hates zoo loos
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:41, archived)
# He once ran out of paper while taking a #2 there
It was a zoo loo poo boo-boo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:42, archived)
# don't shoot until you can see the white of their pyloric stomach
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:29, archived)
# The sphincter?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:34, archived)
# Haha very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:35, archived)
# Zoo. Loo. Woo.
(yella the r3born b3tard, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 20:47, archived)
# That's proper good
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:25, archived)
# Fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody Terminal 5..
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:55, archived)
# the first casualty of holiday is baggage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:29, archived)
# LZ at LHR.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:39, archived)
# Is he rehearsing for a role in "Carousel"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I had a dream

Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:48, archived)
# As they're so rude...
hello
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Thu 8 Jan 2015, 19:01, archived)
# I am seeking funding for this revolutionary new product
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:48, archived)
# It's only a matter of time
time.com/3658180/belfie-stick/ (this is hopefully a fake product)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:52, archived)
# our product can also be modified to take belfies
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:54, archived)
# Is it an insertable robo-selfie belfie-stick stick?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:20, archived)
# ha yes
comes with reversible attachment
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:23, archived)
# Given the advances in drone, camera and computer tech
could one make a little camera drone that circles yourself, taking a 360-degree selfie?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:40, archived)
# Possible
but I don't see the point if it's not attached to your genitals.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:42, archived)
# Soz for pushing this down.
Must have posted it just after I F5'd. I've got something similar BTW.
Except you wear it on your head and take pictures of your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:52, archived)
# awesome,
perhaps our products can be used simultaneously for maximum selfie.
It would be handy to be able to take a selfie of your cock taking a selfie of you taking a cock selfie of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:55, archived)
# I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:19, archived)
# better and better haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Jan 2015, 18:15, archived)
# Needs more
quicktime logo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:32, archived)
# sorry
this device is .wmv and real player only
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:38, archived)
# Wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:36, archived)
# Fundin, hmm?
Have you tried Dickstarter?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 9 Jan 2015, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] at home with the Trons
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:20, archived)
# Heh :)
FAOD - I was looking at various Abbey Road/Tiananmen Square combos but I'm pretty sure that one's been done to death, no?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:24, archived)
# think so, but I couldn't tell you who by
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
cos I'm using Seashore and I really don't have a clue
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:51, archived)
# hahahaha, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:20, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Purple Pain

Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:52, archived)
# I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
8 pieces of original recipe chicken, 4 fries, 3 sides and 2 litres of Coke for £9.99
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:52, archived)
# hæh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-gf_bxV00s
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:24, archived)
# Hey you! I swear there was a horse head in my 12pc bucket last time I was here.
How about a discount this time
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:33, archived)
# I got the 8 piece bucket
and reassembled what looked like a cat
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:55, archived)
# *stuffs mouth with tissues*
Forgetaboudit.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:00, archived)
# you misspelled foogeddabouddit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 19:00, archived)
# *loikes*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 9:03, archived)
# nice nice
he's storing all the nuggets in his cheeks
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:35, archived)
# it's not the canon shot doofus
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:36, archived)
# Always favoured a Nikon myself.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:37, archived)
# May the force be mine (mine, mine)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:51, archived)
# And the fog on the Tyne?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:54, archived)
# With red, red wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

Well, it's SORT of a character :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:14, archived)
# weeds career went well
But where are Bill and Ben?
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:31, archived)
# I thought they smoked weed...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Run Forrest Run!!


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(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Not exactly hi-visibility jackets there lads.
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:04, archived)
# it was to be years until another group of music researchers managed to perfect the YMCA
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:12, archived)
# AVLI
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:30, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] You would have thought it would put a smile on his little yellow chops
photo Costello_zpsb866e7da.png
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:55, archived)
# Arf!
I'm happy to see part timers & lurkers posting.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:06, archived)
# I'm glad I made you happy old chap
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:10, archived)
# Old?!?
Yeah yeah yeah.. make sure this old geezer gets a few chuckles in before the dirt nap.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:46, archived)
# Calm down grandad
remember your dicky ticker
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
PUMP IT UP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Taxi for Travolta!!


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(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:46, archived)
# haha, smashing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:49, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
Hailing a cab. Hailing a cab.
(yella the r3born b3tard, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 21:20, archived)
# looks like he shit himself down both trouser legs
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] BILLY STATHAM. A PERFUMED PONCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:49, archived)
# Ha! Ha! Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 16:44, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 3:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:35, archived)
# What time's the Stark/Pistorius Race/Shootout?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:50, archived)
# "Here's your space dildo, sir"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:31, archived)
# That must comply with rule 34.
And with god as my witness, I will find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to the party pal
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:17, archived)
# Well, I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:03, archived)
# what made you think of this?
brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Darn hot in that kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:28, archived)
# This is fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:29, archived)
# Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:31, archived)
# I want to return
these onion rings!
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:34, archived)
# haha
Get back in there you Filthy Hobbitses!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:09, archived)
# *plop*
who made that mesmerizing gif
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:17, archived)
# ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:21, archived)
# brb
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:44, archived)
# Wails!
                            Noob                                                                                           Frogbeat

(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:36, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jan 2015, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Any tighter and you could
tell his religion


(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:18, archived)
# How many of you are looking at her in red?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:22, archived)
# not me m'lud...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:26, archived)
# Poofter, eh? Little bummer boy.
Come across your type in the forces, you won't catch me with my trousers down!
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:32, archived)
#
We didn't burn him!
(80s child, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:38, archived)
# chaffed tho
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:50, archived)
# Aren't we all in the red
after NuLiebore *brays*
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:31, archived)
# haha, true
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:33, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Mashup of both
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:15, archived)
# nicely
I thought that was a Ghast on the left at first glance?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:20, archived)
# Haha [:'(]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] hope 4 characters is OK...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:45, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:46, archived)
# Freddie loves dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 11:58, archived)
# Vicious rumors
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:09, archived)
# viscous
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:16, archived)
# rummages
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:03, archived)
# Scaramewsh eh, scaramewsh, eh?
Will yeh dew th' fandangow'kh?
[unintelligible]
... toooo meeeeeeee!
[unintelligible]
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:18, archived)
# I know three of them...
that other guy isn't Adam Lambert though?
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:19, archived)
#
I actually thought he did it proud, he wasnt trying to be Freddie, did it his own way. And I liked him for it.
Wasnt as good, but didnt think he was shit.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:28, archived)
# confesses
As someone who bought Brian Mays stereoscope book, before remembering I can't see 3D as I only have one eye really... they can do no wrong.
I agree too, Freddie would have loved Adam.

Apart from the musical... that was very very wrong. Not the worst I've seen though.
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:38, archived)
# You went to see a musical??
you big gheyer
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 15:19, archived)
# I've seen...
... spiderman on high wire :D
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Thu 8 Jan 2015, 17:28, archived)
# do they still make/fake that show?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:36, archived)
# I went to a spiritual reading with Derek,
In stratford upon avon. It was a most entertaining evening. Complete bollocks but it passed the time and I got the tickets for free.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 12:39, archived)
# It wasn't in the "Most Haunted Building in England" on Sheep Street was it?
I did a night photoshoot in there on my own (well, with a fashion model). Bollocks. No spooks or nuffin!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:14, archived)
# My favourite MH story (never actually saw the episode)
is when they visited the derelict Barnes Hospital in Cheadle, Stockport (in the village where I grew up and a place where I did my first aid badge with cubs and then a couple of decades later went to a rave) and went on about it being a former lunatic asylum with the presence of tormented souls of the mentally ill who died there, despite it originally being a convalescent home and later a geriatric hospital, and never a mental asylum, which was Cheadle Royal, two miles down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 14:43, archived)
# Buffy - Soccer Mom!
(I helped save b3ta! look on the brightside, we'll all be dead soon awaits the 'one more thing', Fri 9 Jan 2015, 15:30, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 13:53, archived)

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