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# sorry to double post, but first blanket is done!


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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:49, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:55, archived)
# Now do Hitler picking up litter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:10, archived)
# jimi hendrix is next on the list
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:13, archived)
# o__o
May I suggest a FUCKLIFT?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:14, archived)
# i have one on file
and will do it when i can
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:17, archived)
# a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:26, archived)
# 8LAN KET
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:43, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:50, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:01, archived)
# next one might take quite a while
no money for 5 weeks and jobseekers after that, so no cash for wool till i get a job!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:13, archived)
# Can you not use human hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:33, archived)
# have you tried knitting with hair? it's impossibly difficult
and the blankets get greasy after a couple of days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:39, archived)
# BKLEATN? I don't understand
If I had any time (or talent) I'd do West (Fred) and his knitted bedspread.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:37, archived)
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(Prof. Blenkinsopp, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:37, archived)
# i call shenanigans
that's far too beefy for human meat!



i'd imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] thallium giving you the shits? try Graham Young's anal bung!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Dennis Nilsen with a Stilson
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:26, archived)
#
he don't look like that now he has a big ring round his neck where someone tried to cut his head off.
(harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Rasputin's brass poo tin
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:05, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:21, archived)
# ha ha!
Now do Vladimir's Poo Tin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Doctor Crippen cat lover
(Prof. Blenkinsopp, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitler picking up litter \o

After posting I have a feeling this has BINdun before maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:42, archived)
# only 4 times
but your is the best after the first 3
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:59, archived)
# That's kind of you to say so... hold on!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:05, archived)
# i like the swastikan
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:44, archived)
# Ooh, I did nazi that, well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:57, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:38, archived)
# I know, reich?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:40, archived)
# Jew are so stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:11, archived)
# i'd try to voice a reply, but i can't get rid of this dummkopf
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:45, archived)
# My panzer falling down!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 21:46, archived)
# These Nazi puns are way out of mein kampfort zone
(WinnieTheTurd, Fri 28 Aug 2015, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Popular in Oklahoma, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:27, archived)
# I'm looking for volunteers so I can test this little baby
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:54, archived)
# Is it for a game?
*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:56, archived)
# Only if you want it to be ;)
*powers up*
...
Ready? This may hurt a little bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:57, archived)
# You can't spell "assault" without "ass"
Or "salt" for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:58, archived)
# *calls Gordon Freeman*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:06, archived)
# "Hello?"
"Puromycin wants what? Tell him to fuck off!"
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:12, archived)
# If it's Gordon Freeman, it's more like
""

" "

"....."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:59, archived)
# My favourite Gordon Freeman quote
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_606JMqL9sk
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:38, archived)
# Do you feel lucky, steampunk?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:11, archived)
# Verily!
Rogauerim ipsum quaestionem unam: β€˜Nonne sentio felix ?’ Ita, quod opinaris, nocens.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:15, archived)
# It's those muslamic ray guns.
(piney everyone on the internet is naked, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:53, archived)
# beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:46, archived)
# It'll fuk your khrud right up

Love it!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:06, archived)
# i don't know what that is, i only know i need one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:24, archived)
# It's a nuclear powered vibrator.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:39, archived)
# nice
i have an unlimited source of Bakelite material i was thinking of doing something like this with it.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 28 Aug 2015, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:49, archived)
# wtf? no really wtf?
wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?wtf? no really wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Derrick Bird, shaken not stirred.
shaken not stirred.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:41, archived)
# Hotlink fail.
Try the built in hosting facility up top.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:31, archived)
# i think this should win
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The Butcher of Rostov, Andrei Chikatilo was often seen riding an Armadillo
Andrei Chikatilo was often seen riding an Armadillo
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:16, archived)
# he's a natural
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:09, archived)
# riding a fucklift?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:13, archived)
# HT has done that already
Strange but true!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:16, archived)
# hehe fair dos
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:25, archived)
# Try saying it without a Jimmy Savile voice.


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(Prof. Blenkinsopp, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 10:03, archived)
# Hang on - which one was the mass murderer?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 10:08, archived)
# [SPOILER]
They ALL jizzed over Han and he chokes :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:15, archived)
# Do they play boogie wookie?
top work :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 10:44, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:27, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] NEIN % alcohol bv
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 9:33, archived)
# HaHa!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:52, archived)
# :)
psst. compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Myra Hindley in a bindi
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 9:31, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Mass Murderer's Rhyming Accessories

We're mixing the bad with the good for a week, pick a serial killer and give them some lovely rhyming accessories.
e.g. Jeffrey Dahmer's dancing llamas or Jack the Ripper's wallpaper stripper.
(suggested by An Egg, voted for by you)
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 8:14, archived)
# Fred West's Red Vest
is almost a tongue twister if you say it ten times quickly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 8:26, archived)
# saying things isn't enough you've got to shop it
this isn't Twitter ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 8:38, archived)
# josef fritzl's barbed wire tinsel
edit - oh wait is he just a nonce?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 8:41, archived)
# LISTEN TO THE MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 9:59, archived)
# ahhhh NOT twitter, always getting these things confused
peter sutcliffe's duck sniff
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 10:00, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 2:26, archived)
# we be lovin' it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:35, archived)
# bit racy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOiwODsDtkw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 6:57, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 9:39, archived)
# What a complete Hamburglar.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 10:00, archived)
# a wip
for no reason really. : P

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(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 1:02, archived)
# Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 1:06, archived)
# I like breasts
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 1:13, archived)
# TITS
tits
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 1:17, archived)
# alright adebisi, calm down
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 1:20, archived)
# Best cut of the chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 1:41, archived)
# Oooh, another self-portrait?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 1:41, archived)
# nice!
Will you do a nude of me?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 3:35, archived)
# Lovely
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 8:54, archived)
# It's no stretchy cat but it's bloody good. A+. Would lech again.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 10:01, archived)
# TITS
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] He could still give you a scratch
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 0:51, archived)

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