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# Owen Wilson hasn't aged well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Great fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:50, archived)
# looks like mo mowlam
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 10:03, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:16, archived)
# Yikes!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] 10px tall

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 23:41, archived)
# You have completely ruined this now
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 23:47, archived)
# For the "I have no idea how to hold my mobile phone when recording video" generation?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 0:16, archived)
# I'm not THAT old!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 1:34, archived)
# Now in
Phonevision
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 0:44, archived)
# :)
*wonders what the ratio of portrait to landscape videos is on YouTube*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:41, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:28, archived)
# Walking Dead now in HDR
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:35, archived)
# HDR
"Hey, Don't Run"?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:50, archived)
# Heavy Duty Rappers, Pedro. God, you're so unhip.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 23:02, archived)
#
HBO's Disastrous Ratings

I lost interest during season 3

season episode
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 23:43, archived)
# it's hip to be unhip
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 0:52, archived)
# But you're so unhip it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 1:19, archived)
# This reminds me a bit of the works of Simon Davis in 2000AD
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 0:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 8:37, archived)
# That's art that is
havaclick
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 20:05, archived)
# cal ruined 9/11+1
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I have officially given up masturbation now!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 19:33, archived)
# Pfoar!
(gijoel, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 20:37, archived)
# It works if you hold your thumb over his face
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 20:57, archived)
# ...IRL
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 21:30, archived)
# In case you're tempted to backslide..
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 0:52, archived)
# Sexy!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 7:51, archived)
[challenge entry] rooney iverythin ya say?.... har ye goo than..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:30, archived)
# MODS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:43, archived)
# There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?
Absolutely. If you are really aroused by a motherfucker, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their pants and everything they post will be katie hopkins (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that buggers you. If you cunt say anything nice, then don't even.
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 19:59, archived)
# Wow...
The football really has taken it's toll on granny shagger Wayne
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Trigger warning
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 17:24, archived)
# I was within two hours of meeting them
Didn't though.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 17:46, archived)
# hairy panic
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 18:27, archived)
# I don't see what's wrong with firing those two into space
(gijoel, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 20:40, archived)
# I wonder if they sometimes switched around which one posed for photgraphs with his mouth hanging open
just to see if anyone noticed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexeh tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 17:09, archived)
# Oh, Christ! Oh, Jesus! etc.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 17:26, archived)
# you've crossed the line, now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 17:08, archived)
# EWWW=MC™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 17:26, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11187742
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:22, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] How's this for ruined?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:36, archived)
# oh, i say!
there is such a thing as going too far, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:45, archived)
# Wait til you see my next one!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:56, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:58, archived)
# Holly Dabbydozy
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 17:10, archived)
# Sickening.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 17:28, archived)
# Leave Nicola Sturgeon alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 17:47, archived)
# Would
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 22:28, archived)
# Is nothing sacred?
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 23:09, archived)
# you sick twisted fool you!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 6:57, archived)
[challenge entry] is it a fish? or a baby seal? i dunno...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] plus eeyore's nose looks like a chinaman.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:42, archived)
# bod
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:22, archived)
# Lacist
Velly bad Engrish
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 17:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 6:55, archived)
# it's a skin tag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:47, archived)
# looks like a catfish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:27, archived)
# last christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day, you blew it away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] make it stop
i.imgur.com/HTp3AYz.jpg

MODEDIT: Lay off the Zoo / Nuts pics - some of us are in the office old chap
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:50, archived)
# *goes unnecessarily female*
that would cause terrible trouble with her back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:57, archived)
# And she'll catch her death of cold
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:08, archived)
# she'll regret that when the arthritis kicks in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:14, archived)
# Ruined my career?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:02, archived)
# Thanks.
That was so NSFW, I just fired myself :( ....;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:08, archived)
# all over the wall
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:15, archived)
# what kind of patronising cunt says 'old chap'
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:20, archived)
# probably some steampunk hipster media twat , hth
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:47, archived)
# Haha you got dun =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:29, archived)
# What don't you get about I can't fwap at work
OK I do but... meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] wish my office had an old chap so i could be in him too... :(
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 4:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I always thought he shopped at Waitrose

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:09, archived)
# ahh I did not know that about the croissants
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:52, archived)
# i would have thought they'd have got rid of them
because they're flaky and shit and leave bits everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:57, archived)
# so it's basically no longer a croissant
more a butter tout-droit
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 15:25, archived)
# 5p bag the smug fucking cunt!
(waxdart hello., Thu 18 Feb 2016, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] "You're the Dolphin Butcherer, babe..."


Also, fucking cunts.
news.sky.com/story/1643996/dolphin-dies-being-passed-around-for-selfies
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:08, archived)
# idiot bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:08, archived)
# is it a protected species?
can everyone who took a photo be tracked and prosecuted?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:10, archived)
# you'd hope so
but it's Argentina so who knows..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:15, archived)
# "Hey, it's a human. These guys are OK. I'm saved!"
What a depressing turn of events.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] breakfast at the Cameron's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:37, archived)
# Minimalism -- Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:43, archived)
# Subtle... and icky
FP this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:43, archived)
# thankee!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:55, archived)
# he'd still eat it with a knife and fork
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:46, archived)
# and a boner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:55, archived)
# :D FP this now!!
and this
Cameron Selfie
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:01, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:08, archived)
# Dat Pucker tho!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 14:48, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 20:05, archived)
# alright thesundael... WAIT A MINUTE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2016, 12:16, archived)
# Not enough "mayonaise"
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Sat 20 Feb 2016, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha !
winnar !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] erm
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] gizza kiss

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:48, archived)
# those would scrape a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:14, archived)
# Good for opening bottles though
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:44, archived)
# don't do that
it's a good way to ruin your teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Ruined.


Click for bigger (151 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] cuppa tea, stirred, not shaken you fackin muppet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 11:22, archived)
# Dyer'nother Day?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 11:49, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 12:12, archived)

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