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[challenge entry] General Trevor
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 9:55, archived)
# Damn it we need specific trevors
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 10:59, archived)
# Excellent that
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 12:46, archived)
# Nice work
Will think about it every time I play mindless destruction car game.
(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Wed 23 Mar 2016, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Disguise No. 47
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 5:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 6:49, archived)
# That is lovely
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 22 Mar 2016, 7:04, archived)
# Great :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 7:12, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une Silverballer.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 8:37, archived)
# HaHa!
Brilliant! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 9:01, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 1:36, archived)
# "God wouldn't change his stance on things. I was loaded for bear.
We found out what happened when an immovable force met an unstoppable object."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 2:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Another World / John Martin
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:50, archived)
# Loved playing this on my old ST, but had completely forgotten about it.
Nice reminder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 0:05, archived)
# That intro blew me away. It was...like...a FILM..you know, man?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 0:06, archived)
# indeed
720p re-render https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j4gO9sR7zs
real-life remake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DXa1WoLm64
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 0:46, archived)
# Both brilliant!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 1:02, archived)
# Loved that game
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 1:41, archived)
# Great game, fucking hard
Tried the Android version, unplayably hard
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 10:53, archived)
# Genuine 'Kids don't realise how easy they get it these days' moment.
The Commodore Amiga in particular had some of the most brutally difficult games ever. Another World, Flashback, Shadow of the Beast, Gods, Runestone, the list goes on and on.
Not only were they particularly challenging, but the internet wasn't exactly prevalent in those days - never mind trying to find a walkthrough for said game. Your best bet was keeping your fingers crossed that the next issue of Amiga Format might throw a few merciful clues your way. Either that, or find somebody who's big brother was an absolute guru at that kind of stuff and watch how he did it.
Without a doubt there are still games in the current generation that pose a challenge, but it's nothing like how it was in the 90's.
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:00, archived)
# Another World was actually one of the rare completable games on the Amiga.
Walkthroughs wouldn't be useful for a lot of games as the difficulty was dexterity based. But I agree that games were way harder back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:04, archived)
# I broke so many things playing Shadow of the Beast and God's.
Rick Dangerous too. I must have only been about 11 or 12 at the time, but I'm pretty sure I cried with frustration at one point playing that fucking game.
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:08, archived)
# Yeah, Rick Dangerous and Gods are great.
Shadow of the Beast, although brilliant, is fucking impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:11, archived)
# BEAUTIFUL soundtrack though.
And utterly gorgeous to look at, as long as you don't try and make the mistake of getting anywhere with it.
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:15, archived)
# It's almost as if they made a music and graphics demo, then tacked on the gameplay later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:18, archived)
# You want hard? Try the pixel-perfect leaping of Hunchback on a Spectrum 48k.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 19:10, archived)
# Played an emulated version of this recently.
It still looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:28, archived)
#
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:37, archived)
# woo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OCz_hwhN4o
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I just want to trade a few things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Five in a Boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:18, archived)
# The new one - worth buying a PS4 for?
I spent hundreds of hours on 3 and NV.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:21, archived)
# I bought my PS4 for Witcher 3, which turned out to be a great move.
Once that was done, and Christmas rolled around, I asked for Fallout 4.
Have since spent the last three months liquifying giant crab monsters as I look for just one more dirty ashtray.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:32, archived)
# Fallout 4 is brilliant
Now buy a PC and play it in 4k.

The PS4 is already obsolete and they are bringing out a new one, just to piss off everyone that bought the launch version...and make them buy a new one:
www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/mar/21/playstation-4-5-rumours-upgradeable-games-consoles
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 15:50, archived)
# All consoles are generally obsolete even before they are released.
Maybe PS4 owners should get a massive trade-in discount in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 15:57, archived)
# I agree that PC is the way to go.
I was a staunch PC gamer for years. Every rig I've owned since the age of around 16 was home built. Unfortunately I just genuinely don't have the space for a PC & keyboard/mouse setup in my new digs so I've had to settle for a PS4.
In Sony's defense, Fallout 4 is perfectly acceptable on the PS4 and as much as I'd love to own another desktop, I don't really feel the extra expenditure to make it fully 4k gaming capable is justifiable unless you spend a ton of time playing games, which I don't these days.
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] fin.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:23, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:25, archived)
# marvellous
put it on a tshirt and get rich!*

*sued by Andy Warhol's estate, and possibly the Fallout makers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 6:51, archived)
# applauds all around
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 22 Mar 2016, 7:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Polish workers of 1980 - IT'S-A-ME!! (But is it art?)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:09, archived)
# Also, ISIS stole Solidarity's logo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:13, archived)
# Solidarnosc!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:28, archived)
# Bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] EX END
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:20, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick one
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 22:34, archived)
# :D
some lovely memories being stirred by this compo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah

(patella, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 22:41, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Banksy Island
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:04, archived)
# great, now I have the Monkey Island song in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:46, archived)
# I've spoken with apes more polite than you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:47, archived)
# I've daisy chained 12 floppy drives to play this. Is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 22:31, archived)
# i so need to hear this
in 5.1 surround
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 22:34, archived)
# I genuinely had 5 drives linked with my Amiga 1200. Roughly, they go "CLUNK, MASSIVE BUZZ".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:12, archived)
# put a donk on it and i'll take it
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 3:48, archived)
[challenge entry] @?!#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 20:23, archived)
# Nice one monkeybum!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 20:25, archived)
# oh my!
Hey everyone, look! ...it's b3ta user Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 20:45, archived)
# you can't just suddenly turn up here and start bullying active forum members
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 20:55, archived)
# If only we had some super-strict internet police force to put these scalliwags in their place
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:00, archived)
# he (she?) is 112 messages from 50,000 board posts. I think it's prepping for some kind of attack
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:08, archived)
# Do people still photograph their willy or whatever it was
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:13, archived)
# Not so many 'bigroundnumberlolz' lately, so the tradition has shrivelled (snicker)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:25, archived)
# I'm very self-concious about my bottom, too
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:21, archived)
# it's not your shame, it's theirs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 22:43, archived)
# End of day doodle.
Chicken Girl Banana Fight.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 17:52, archived)
# I can see why the Velvet Underground went with something simpler ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 17:58, archived)
# where's the other banana?
is that why the one of the left is bent over and seems rather weak of knee?
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 20:02, archived)
# Yeah? And what of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 20:19, archived)
# Which other specialist sections do you have, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:01, archived)
# foghorn legporn
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:32, archived)
# Birds with mammaries, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:36, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(with salt, pepper, rosemary and garlic)
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:41, archived)
#
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KoqyhrGtfOA
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 0:10, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 0:50, archived)
# Highlander, the chickening.
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Mar 2016, 21:55, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
\o/

This is beautiful!

also makes me want to go to KFC
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 11:28, archived)
# that's disgusting!
i mean, ffs, legwarmers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] pole re-position


Click for bigger (136 kb)
(pastry, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 15:45, archived)
# But... but... ..
But.

Doesn't it already...?

THIS IS MESSING WITH MY HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 16:15, archived)
# Ha! very nice.
Also: top lurkage, and topped off by a big welcome to the *never posted on /talk* club!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 16:32, archived)
# Wait a second..
There's a talk board?
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 21 Mar 2016, 16:57, archived)
# and FYI there's /links and indeed /qotw (though rumours of its death have been mildly exaggerated)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 17:19, archived)
# here's the layout;
/board = look what I made
/talk = listen to me
/links = look what I found
/qotw = I said fucking listen to me!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 19:19, archived)
# Chuck Boris
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:33, archived)
# Chuck a ball at boris
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 15:35, archived)
#

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:01, archived)
# that strawberry doesn't look good
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:06, archived)
# Square strawberries never are.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:10, archived)
# Squawberries?
This may be offensive slang, I don't know, I don't understand what kids say anymore, they keep messing with my bins.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 16:16, archived)
# mine too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 16:33, archived)
# jeebus suffering for our online sins
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:08, archived)
# our lord and saviour jesus christ fucking money saving expert martin lewis in the anus
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:11, archived)
# Rob Manuel fellating a transgender squirrel
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:13, archived)
# Just use a cartoonify filter on the photos
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 15:01, archived)
# compassionate conservatism
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:17, archived)
# The only image that pops into my head from that is: a snake eating its own eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:21, archived)
# A weaponised tumble drier being dropped on Dresden
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:51, archived)
# A Tasmanian Tiger peeking out from a cave asking if it's safe to come out yet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:55, archived)
# This just makes me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 0:30, archived)
# An anthrosciurophiliac genetic engineer making his dreams come true
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:57, archived)
# Wasp Box's answer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 15:25, archived)
# ennui
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 15:51, archived)
# SEXY CHICKEN GIRLS
HAVING BANANA FIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 16:13, archived)
# Nigel Havers sticking playmobil toys up Twitter founder Jack Dorsey's arse
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 16:19, archived)
# IDS dry humping a wheelchair user (he just loves them now, and always did apparently)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Judgement day - who will win?

Polyptyque du jugement dernier
Rogier van der Weyden
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 13:44, archived)
# That deathstar truth machine there shows there gonna be a judgin'.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 16:17, archived)
# for the serious Vapist
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 11:49, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 12:33, archived)
# if only there was a button to express such emotions...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 12:36, archived)
# curiouser and curiouser
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Mar 2016, 12:44, archived)
# we get that.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 13:42, archived)
#
a vaporisateur
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Mar 2016, 12:44, archived)
# Bet it smells like (br)ass
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The Old Guitarist Hero
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 11:44, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Donkeyxote
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 11:26, archived)
# very punny
(patella, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Dn, Bk, Dn, Fwd, Circle...probably it has been a while.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 21 Mar 2016, 11:17, archived)
# nice
could have used Kung Lao for the Hat platter :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 11:51, archived)
#
Yeah ha. A number of characters had the old head decapitation but I recall Sub Zero's original being awesome...he just sort of pulls their head right off.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 21 Mar 2016, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] And When Did You Last See Your Father?
(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 1:57, archived)
# Don't tell him Pike!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 7:42, archived)
# At least someone liked it
(7 hours left to save Earth, Wed 23 Mar 2016, 15:27, archived)

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