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[challenge entry] As it's quiet..
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 14:52, archived)
# he'll have your wipers off in no time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 14:54, archived)
# Pilots flying into Liverpool wait until the last moment to lower the landing gear in case someone nicks the wheels
I remember when the Pope visited Glasgow... that was bad enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 15:07, archived)
# him and his fucking travelling portaloo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 15:16, archived)
# man, i'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and terribly dirty...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 11:48, archived)
# quick dirty and funny!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 12:13, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 13:02, archived)
# To quick
His mouth is the wrong way up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 13:41, archived)
# only after they've been in the fridge for a few hours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Get your ass...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 14:34, archived)
# b3tards has ruined gayshift
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 15:05, archived)
# Sugar is very bad for your blood pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure if this means what you think it means
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 11:44, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Some say fact. Some say fiction :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 11:10, archived)
# Did she cut off all his macbook air
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] wink wink
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:33, archived)
# bahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] maybe he was born with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:18, archived)
# Maybe he's born with it
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Pants!
(AdrianJ, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh betty!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:18, archived)
# I'll just LEAVE this here...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:08, archived)
# Le Eva?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:09, archived)
# le ave
it means the street in french
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:09, archived)
# "Leeva"?
Who's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:09, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
... and that's how you read it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:12, archived)
# Wr<AM?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:12, archived)
# There's a reason I'm not a graphic designer.
Actually there's more than one reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:13, archived)
# haha
only taking the piss, message was clear without the hint
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:16, archived)
# so if we leave then we'll turn into nazis?
or are you asking the nazi's to leave? I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:31, archived)
# Before any great decision, always ask yourself : WWHD?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 11:11, archived)
# tell a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 11:21, archived)
# ha-ha-ha-ha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pop this here...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:09, archived)
# His acting wasn't that wooden!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:10, archived)
# HAHA
This reminds me of that paint covered Rooney ad?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:10, archived)
# Haha! Yes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:40, archived)
# :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:13, archived)
# Ha!
Mindpiss, I was part way through varnishing him for the very same thing.
(AdrianJ, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:13, archived)
# Oops, soz!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:41, archived)
# Not at all.
Proof that it's not only great minds who think alike. ;o)
(AdrianJ, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry]


i.imgur.com/Lx5Johk.gifv
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 4:55, archived)
# WOW
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 7:04, archived)
# good lord
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 7:05, archived)
# TAKE MY MONEY
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 7:08, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 7:13, archived)
# Ahhh... I get it now...
You're supposed to lick both sets of lips.
WYH
(AdrianJ, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 8:36, archived)
# :o
i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTU2MlgxNjAw/z/TtIAAOSwLnlWpPX8/etc etc yeah this url is broken.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 9:14, archived)
# Agh! No!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 9:59, archived)
# That explains that beardy chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:08, archived)
# BOKE!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Jun 2016, 11:14, archived)
# POWER BALLS™!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 18:54, archived)
# I never go near her when she's on the blob.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:40, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:43, archived)
# He's the one lying down.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 15:23, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Huh!
Quick & nasty.

(AdrianJ, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 1:48, archived)
# Will it leave my hair Grease-y?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 9:29, archived)
# Tell me more!
Tell me more!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Heeerrre's...
(AdrianJ, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 1:14, archived)
# HAHAHA
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:14, archived)
# How silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Mother!
(AdrianJ, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 22:51, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 22:54, archived)
# On the plus side, it's almost certainly not meningitis.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 23:28, archived)
# By the way, the actual Bates Motel in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho is not quite as impressive as the one in the movie.
but according to local tradition it is haunted.



(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 5:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 7:09, archived)
# Excellent!
Is 'My Images' broke on IE? Was going to post my Premier In/Out pic, but they load, then disappear?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 20:52, archived)
# Ha-ha! Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] LNATOAP
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I am serious...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bloody hell!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 22:19, archived)
# Ace!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 6:54, archived)
# Come on England:)
(herman:D, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 19:35, archived)
# I'm not crossing the border for a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 20:12, archived)
# /board sig don't lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] vibe on this
(begoff, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] This seems like a fairly good summary of the campaign
(Hill Dog loves planes, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:57, archived)
# They may be good at tyres but their habit of flaying the car bonnet with a tree branch is a bit dubious
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:10, archived)
# That'll tree-cut right out
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:22, archived)
# Arf...
WYH
(AdrianJ, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:10, archived)
# *head-desks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:44, archived)
# :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 6:54, archived)
# opens Friday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:57, archived)
# Blame the Labour 'Remain' camp for mixing things up again?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:13, archived)
# I Ramen, best of all the super noodles
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:16, archived)
# haha, mmmmm super noodles
Uni-days flashback!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:28, archived)
# iRamen
Just like regular ramen, only more expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:39, archived)
# yeah but do you want them in the broth, or out of the broth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 19:24, archived)
# ahahaha
Vote AIRMEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:25, archived)
# Labour says "Watery fowls"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:38, archived)
# Laour calling for the men of the Irish Republican Army.
So typical.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:40, archived)
#

100% inaccurate
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:41, archived)
# You want a slap, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:45, archived)
# Labour N.I. , Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:45, archived)
# Mecha Geller vs. The Eiffel Tower
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:57, archived)
# Does Freeman white up to play Farage?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 21:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:52, archived)
# goff compare? I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 14:57, archived)
# Haha
You have to say it the 'posh' way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:02, archived)
# Van Insurance
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:12, archived)
# *did chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:11, archived)
# That intense, moody glare looks familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 15:12, archived)
# CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:26, archived)
# DOUBLE-CUNT.
AND YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 17:47, archived)
# HAHA, lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:14, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 16:41, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Jun 2016, 21:26, archived)

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