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[challenge entry] Sooner or later
you're going to realize, just as I did, that there's a difference between knowing the page and getting the page.


(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I've been praying for a good compo!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:57, archived)
# Have an entry on me
"chocolate skyscraper" bwaaaahah
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:00, archived)
# You know... you could just ignore me or flounce again....
However... C- must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:07, archived)
# I've got your number
You seek attention, so here it is, putz
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:22, archived)
# The number is a Star Trek reference....
Look! Just go the local bar and pick a fight...: get some of this obvious aggression out of your system.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:35, archived)
# Your memory must be shorter than your weenie
You've been the ONLY person who has tried (repeatedly, I might add) to needle me about that event 5 years ago. If you can't get over it and move on like the others, then deal with what you get.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:46, archived)
# Needle?
No... this is an outright cunt-twatting assault!
I'm not angry, upset, annoyed, just amused.
You seem to be the one who wants to jump on my every post whilst quivering your bottom lip and calling for "mommy".
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:09, archived)
# haha what a passive aggressive twunt!
I never even spoke to you until you started your shit. Do yourself a favor and get an education--not everyone is as self-unaware as you. This is what you are missing about yourself: (see Psychology Today)

"The passive aggressive person is a master at maintaining calm and feigning shock when others, worn down by his or her indirect hostility, blow up in anger. In fact, the person takes pleasure out of setting others up to lose their cool and then questioning their 'overreactions.'"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:28, archived)
# That's just outrageous!
Doesn't bother me though, I'm more shocked at your behaviour than my own innocent actions. But it's nice to know you have mastered google for "winning".

Oh and by the way.... The memory/weenie "insult" doesn't really work as it implies I have a long memory : ergo long "weenie".

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:42, archived)
#
I will make you an offer. Stop posting stupid 9/11 comments into any thread that I've started, OR have posted in, and I'll say nothing more to you. Call it a truce if you care to. What more could you ask for?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:45, archived)
# Google....
SARCASM

I bet you're the kind of person who nods along with Alanis Morrisette's Ironic agreeing with all the "irony".

I'm not being passive aggressive at-all, It wasn't me who called you a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:51, archived)
# Awwww.
But where would the fun be in that?....

Go on then, but one sniff of a bouncy lace dress and I'm off!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 12:57, archived)
# What you wear is no problem of mine ;)
Edit: *envisions another image to shop*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:01, archived)
# It's fine I have photos ready to go!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 13:04, archived)
# Get a room you two.
And a couple of pillows.
And a paddling pool filled with jelly.
And a webcam.
*Gets popcorn.*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:13, archived)
# I've been lubed and ready to go for hours...
If it wasn't for this bucket of KFC I'd have gone home ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 14:28, archived)
# Here
this link will work
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] the shame
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:33, archived)
# Get your ankles out for the lads !
(Comic pas, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] simple response to that guy below. had my difficulties
first time compo. this was hard.



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(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] dic joke
 
(ozof, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:20, archived)
# It's not 404 it's 42
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:45, archived)
# I like it, don't you dare listen to that smash monkey impersonator!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 2 Jun 2017, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] too soon??
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 2 Jun 2017, 1:50, archived)
# More like glue soon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 6:37, archived)
# Quiet here, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 6:39, archived)
# manic glucan
#infest
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 7:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 23:10, archived)
# Charlton Fuck-ton put his vest on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 0:00, archived)
# I LOVE FUNNY FACE GUY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] One for Duolingo
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] And an error page for Angela Lansbury
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 21:59, archived)
# Formidable
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 22:44, archived)
# NWOT, but here are the custom HTTP error pages I created for a sadly now-defunct website I ran for many years, complete with haikus:
401
403
404
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 0:10, archived)
# :)
i really like the 404
(ozof, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 1:28, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 20:07, archived)
# She might look ok tarred and feathered
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 20:19, archived)
# Pry-minister
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:41, archived)
# uhhh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 19:24, archived)
# Something brown has hit the ground
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 19:43, archived)
# and hit the underwear of a few people I'd wager
Edit: Like your dude below *v*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 20:04, archived)
# probably going to hell for this, but ....
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 20:11, archived)
# HaHa!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 20:16, archived)
# hell, maybe.. courier in your next life.. guaranteed!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 20:19, archived)
# I was hoping more like a part-time ObGyn doc and pizza delivery sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 20:37, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 20:22, archived)
# bahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 20:32, archived)
# I look you up in Hades
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 20:33, archived)
# arf! (seeing filename helps)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 21:14, archived)
# She clearly has the disorder
although it's not as obvious as most who do. Got some hellacious chest hair :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 21:35, archived)
# I admit, I had a chuckle at this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:42, archived)
# this post def has had its ups and downs
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 20:22, archived)
#
I'd go for some ins and outs too, IYKWIM
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 20:44, archived)
# 9/11 flight physics strike again!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 22:45, archived)
# Look! ^the cockroach cunt survives
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 5:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 19:11, archived)
# days since last wankplace accident?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 19:13, archived)
# Whatever he's into, he's all in
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] isis this how its done?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] *Runs in for crap entry

And no I won't pull out!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:54, archived)
# your father should have pulled out
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 5:31, archived)
# He did... I'm a strong swimmer!
It's a long way from mouth to fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 6:49, archived)
# but it's a downhill run, putz
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 7:05, archived)
# Depends on the finishing position!
You really don't think these "retorts" through, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 7:53, archived)
# Why should I?
For you to pretend to know what position your sire banged his ho is as preposterous as most things you say.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 8:47, archived)
# You leave my chocolate sky scrapers out of this!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 2 Jun 2017, 9:51, archived)
# todays sesame street is brought to you by the number 404 and the letters F C & K
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:28, archived)
# The Count and goatse in the same post! What type of sorcery is this????
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 17:44, archived)
# childrens television network
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 18:19, archived)
# The magic of chilhood. btw click
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 18:22, archived)
# thanks.. ya sicko
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmmmm


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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:05, archived)
# lol
Also check out the ACTUAL lib dems 404:

Eg: www.libdems.org.uk/gubbins
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:07, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:08, archived)
# the only page not found message that bites
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:21, archived)
# arf!
feel i'm showing my age getting this
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 15:35, archived)
# shortest waterslide in the world
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 15:38, archived)
# wtf is on his legs?
has he got barnacles?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 15:44, archived)
#
You're right, it didn't look right [edited].
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:28, archived)
# that's slightly better
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 16:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 16:29, archived)
# Farage is the new black
On the news he's a person of interest in the FBI Russia investigations...
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 15:24, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 17:23, archived)

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