Choose the force, choose the Jedi Council, choose Coruscant, Alderaan, and the Ice plaent of Hoth, choose Wookies, Bothans, and Sullustans, choose Jabba and his little mate, choose Yoda, Qi-Gon Ginn, Plo Koon, Ki-Adi-Mundi, choose different coloured crystals for your lightsaber, choose the high ground, choose Nerf herding, choose the Rebel Alliance, choose to know what midichlorians are but then never mentioning them again, choose taking a fugative child to stay with his aunt and uncle, choose hiding in secret but keeping your last name....
(Marxist PigBetter Red Than Smeg,
Fri 18 Aug 2017, 23:07,
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Yay!
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sat 19 Aug 2017, 0:43,
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(b3rnard- ambidextrous & dyslexic,
Fri 18 Aug 2017, 17:32,
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Is that a Fokker? Flying the Messerschmitt I mean?
phew crafty edit, think I got away with it.
(RRNotis a miserable sinner,
Fri 18 Aug 2017, 18:45,
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Trump accusing the far left of violence as well....
and that instantly makes him a Nazi sympathizer doesn't it? Nah it just means you're a silly student who soaks up the mainstream media like sunshine. Idiot.
i just bought eggs, bacon, leeks and a ready-made pastry base
i love it when a flan comes together
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:02,
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I'll take that as a request
Templeton Peck from the A-Team, when not chatting up ladies and being heroic, was also a professional seamster to the stars. One week he had a rush order from Clannad. They sent one of their number round to get the order. Peck looked out the window and sang :
♪"And now, the Enja's here, and I, Face, sew the final curtain..."♫
You've let the school down, your parents down, but most of all--you've let yourself down
(HelenahandbasketExceeding the stated dose since 1985,
Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:17,
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BA Baracus liked to go horseriding on his days off
He particularly liked colourful, patterned horses like piebalds. But when he got there, the stable owner said "Sorry, sir, but we only have this brown horse left, and it's too young to be ridden." BA looked at him and said, "I ain't gettin' on no plain foal!"
did you know he now refuses to wear his trademark gold
after visiting victims of hurricane katrina and seeing the devastation, he said to show such a vulgar display of wealth would be tasteless and an insult to the people who had suffered
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:32,
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Offff.... ya bastardo....!!!
(Master_SlobUK minister for cultural appropriation.,
Fri 18 Aug 2017, 16:19,
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oof!
you just reminded me of heckling a rather fat drag queen in blackpool many years ago. when he sang "and now i face the final curtain" i shouted "yes, but you didn't have to make a dress out of it!" he went on to tell the audience that he was writing a book about the women in his life. i asked if it was a pamphlet.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:19,
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I see whats going on here.
(b3rnard- ambidextrous & dyslexic,
Fri 18 Aug 2017, 15:53,
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Trump points out the fact that....
it's always the far left who start the violence at these left/right mashups. Trump also condemns racism in the strongest possible terms. And this makes Trump a Nazi? You are a disingenous idiot :)