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[challenge entry] Maiden flight of the British Fuel Saver
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 11:00, archived)
# Haha!
"Wot a wind-up!" said Danny Dyer.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 5 Apr 2018, 11:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 11:44, archived)
# Everything went like clockwork
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 11:56, archived)
# more or less, yes :)


the key to winding up a success
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:00, archived)
# "Have you ever asked yourself
Who holds the key that winds up Big Ben?"
*clik*
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 17:50, archived)
# I've never asked myself that. Yet.
"The clock is hand wound (taking about 1.5 hours)[21] three times a week." (Wikipedia) No mention of who does it.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 20:30, archived)
# Leave b3ta user maiden out of this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 17:48, archived)
# Yeah, she probably isn't Air Transport Rated anyway
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] The Edsel/747 was plagued with bad tires

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 10:47, archived)
# does it float too?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] When you believe there's no mountain you can climb...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 5 Apr 2018, 10:40, archived)
# that's rite
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 10:49, archived)
# Pfft
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Apr 2018, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Important

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 10:37, archived)
# PHOAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Hallo b3ta! Pearoast for compo.


(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 10:28, archived)
# YAY!
I miss this kind off stuff

Click
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:39, archived)
#
yes. it pleases me too. click
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 13:26, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] an old pea
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] another
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FLIGHT

One word challenge - Flight. It means all sorts, flying in the air, running away, stairs, part of a dart, a trajectory. Show us the pictures it makes in your brain.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:53, archived)
[challenge entry] it's all a scam anyway

very old pea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:56, archived)
# yo
one leg longer than the other?
(nraphael, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 1:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Jokes are more important than seams
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:09, archived)
# I think pig-pellars are fine!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 16:51, archived)
# Proppa Pig...?
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] lovely morning

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] not a plane

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 9:15, archived)
# your's is a pretty sheep. Mine is pretty Kelly Osbourne.
pretty

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 11:30, archived)
# this is very pretty
and Pink Floyd should resume to use it as an LP cover
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:01, archived)
# Lovely
Any chance of a high res version - would make a lovely wall paper
(b33k34, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] pea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 9:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 0:13, archived)
# quite!
SOWing the seed of reason
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 0:27, archived)
# PIGS R GRATE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 5:10, archived)
# Oh yes
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Apr 2018, 5:26, archived)
# just a grunt, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 6:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Why settle for a double rainbow?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] And one more, just because it was easy to make


"Jokes are better than technique," advises the submission text. This is good, considering my total lack of technique.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 23:35, archived)
# Your mission, should you choose to accept it.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 4 Apr 2018, 22:10, archived)
#

edit: oops sorry for posting above the below piggy wigs
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:00, archived)
# *hops on bandwagon*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 23:09, archived)
# i owe you an earworm you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 23:23, archived)
# Quick and dirty


Very dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:18, archived)
#
pepememe
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:26, archived)
# HA!
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 18:13, archived)
# Bwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:07, archived)
# Neck sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 0:14, archived)
# You're only supposed to blow the bloody gills off!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 4 Apr 2018, 12:40, archived)
# ha and indeed ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 13:15, archived)
# LOL why do I always see a fish in the middle of this picture?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:46, archived)
# Haha
Now I can't unsee it
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:48, archived)
# for that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:56, archived)
# Ok I'm done now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 12:15, archived)
#
fishwars
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 13:42, archived)
# There's a bloody fish in this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:57, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/11251967
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:58, archived)
# No there isn't
You're bloody obsessed, you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 17:02, archived)
# Luke - you've smashed up your targetting computer with a baseball bat - what's wrong?
(Bugger me, the two greatest films in the world ever on the same poster).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 14:36, archived)
# Well, it's back to the old grind
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:14, archived)
# There was this Dutch band once
called Godworst (God sausage). They had a very interesting sleeve designed for them by their bassist.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:20, archived)
# Looks like a no-'braner' to me
That would require no 'branes'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:42, archived)
# Will it be used to make Pepparami?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:14, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:30, archived)
# He's awake
:)
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:32, archived)
# yes, but burly
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:33, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Socks
Bread
Paint
Flight

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:35, archived)
# 1 or iiii
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:27, archived)
# My vote can be bought, or possibly swayed by Cambridge Analytica
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:38, archived)
# BREAD MAN
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:41, archived)
# BARBAROSSA
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:49, archived)
# no lesbians please
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:52, archived)
# Flight I guess
everything else is edible
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:51, archived)
# Starjaws
or me
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 11:07, archived)
# Flight

I'll fight you for flight
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 12:46, archived)
# I WANT IT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 14:43, archived)
# Well that's my new tattoo sorted
:)
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 14:53, archived)
# I think this should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 14:56, archived)
# excellent, saves me having to faff about coming up with a picture and text in the morning
well done Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:15, archived)
# :P go on then!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:19, archived)
# Am I missing paint in that image?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:33, archived)
# + .net
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:34, archived)
# well
does anyone REALLY like Paint!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 19:20, archived)
# Not me
I think he's a cunt
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 23:06, archived)
# go on where/what?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:07, archived)
# It's yours I relinquish all copyright to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 19:20, archived)
# ah, no I meant if you've already won, I don't need to do a challenge at all this week
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 19:25, archived)
# I've already won?!?
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 23:41, archived)
# Oooooooh
So you're to blame
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:29, archived)
# to blame for what?
the image challenge? you vote for it, I just add up the numbers and set it going
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:06, archived)
# AHA
guilty by your own admission ;)
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:30, archived)
# did you not know?
It's hardly a secret
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:39, archived)
# Very well, it seems I may have been missing some vital information.
You win...
...this time
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:47, archived)
# I think this should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 19:48, archived)
# those add-ups tho
(ozof, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:52, archived)
# We appriciate all the hard work
done at 8am no less
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 5:10, archived)
# Looks like Philip's up to no good again
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:25, archived)
# here is a thing i just made of my friend who, apparently, has no facial features

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 5:38, archived)
# No face? You've come to the right place.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 6:58, archived)
# Am I doing it right guys
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:34, archived)
# I can help
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:50, archived)
# Murphy, it's you!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:52, archived)
# I've never done this stuff, so I'm wingin' it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:09, archived)
# how does it smell? etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:40, archived)
# let's face it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 14:33, archived)
# How're we doin'? ...Same as always ...That bad huh?
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 3 Apr 2018, 22:42, archived)
# Why are you the only pilot to have a personalised flightsuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 1:05, archived)
# Oh that's clever
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:49, archived)

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