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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 6:58, archived)
# We are on a humanitarian mission...
The government requested our assistance...
These are not imperial uniforms just our work clothes.
Our weapons are to protect us from the anti-government rebels who would interfere with our recovery efforts.
We established the camp freedom space station to provide a secure position to store medical supplies.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 9:34, archived)
# Clearly Imperial Stormtrooper Uniforms.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 18:28, archived)
# While a passing resemblance might be understandable from this poor image we do wonder
why you keep insisting on a connection, do you work for the rebel aligned, self-contained urban media?
Are you rebel s.c.u.m.?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 18:48, archived)
# o/ <o> I find your lack of knowledge disturbing...
I am an Imperial Loyalist.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 16:07, archived)
# You do know that the imperial stormtrooper was replaced by the first order flametrooper, and that they were never deployed together, right?
(97800, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 9:42, archived)
# Replaced? Surely you jest.
It's true that they are rarely deployed together, but have been seen casually on the Death Star during between-mission breaks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 18:31, archived)
# And after all that, he still didn't kill the spider
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 11:11, archived)
# STAR WARS!....
.....ever seen it?
Good movie...no spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 18:32, archived)
# Scrapheap Challenge - Star Wars edition
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 12:08, archived)
# Rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 18:33, archived)
# too late for Technology in Nature compo
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 1:12, archived)
# I see it's not a cordless phone
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 11:12, archived)
# Hold on a moment, my phone just did a poo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 13:59, archived)
# Mu Mu Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Advice for the gal on the run... from the law


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(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 19:59, archived)
# Leave Rob Alone!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 20:05, archived)
# no compo....the first and only 'cartoon' I ever drew by hand years ago
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 22:10, archived)
# not bad!
fairly realistic cameltoe :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 23:44, archived)
# haha...I think I did this before cameltoes were invented ;p
which reminds me:
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 23:53, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 0:29, archived)
# admit it
this triggered a boner, right?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 1:14, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Dec 2018, 17:38, archived)
# and quite a pro bono
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP on a Rope...

(AdrianJ, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 19:36, archived)
# A classic mixup
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] A bad day for Tommy


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(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 19:20, archived)
# Ouch !
Bin there.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 16:29, archived)
# Got this from the comic shop. It's a great read.
(plankton, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 17:29, archived)
# Men Acting Badly
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Donnie's Lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 14:42, archived)
# Disturbing but great
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad kitty
(plankton, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 13:52, archived)
#
it her
(97800, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 13:55, archived)
# thou shalt not fuck with calvin and hobbes
the first and only rule of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(tryptych The only exercise I ever get is hiccupping., Sat 8 Dec 2018, 3:49, archived)
# sell more dick
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 8:46, archived)
#
Totally clears the President. Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 12:16, archived)
# Alfred's already on his way up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 14:59, archived)
# Would you like me to film this particular session, Master Bruce?
(97800, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 15:41, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 16:32, archived)
# Where, oh where will I go for my fisting GIFs now?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 17:32, archived)
# no compo--close, but no cigar
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 0:59, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwQDFSgzM5I&feature=youtu.be
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 2:39, archived)
# OMG it's you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 3:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Sgt. Storming Jack Barnes in trouble again


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(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 0:58, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 7:29, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 14:59, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 8 Dec 2018, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's Snoopy!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 7 Dec 2018, 22:07, archived)
# Oh shit.
ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 22:19, archived)
# Who was it here; used to do the young peanuts characters LOL-TOAPS?
Those always amused me.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 22:26, archived)
# Boris the Spider
....I think...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 23:40, archived)
# funny, he's got a b3taday coming up tomorrow.
I fear he may miss it :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 1:38, archived)
# A path to the Dark Side, fear is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 18:06, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 8 Dec 2018, 15:01, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 9 Dec 2018, 18:59, archived)
# FAQ link is dead
Help! How do I post an image?
I can't remember these damn stupid HTML codes.
About time we just had a fucking button.

(tryptych The only exercise I ever get is hiccupping., Fri 7 Dec 2018, 22:04, archived)
# Like this
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 22:10, archived)
# "Post a new message" link
"Switch to image mode" link
find file on your computer
Press "Upload" button
Add any text you want
Press "Post this message" button
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 22:12, archived)
# Nice try
not falling for that phishing trick again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 22:26, archived)
# Deposit 4 phish in the bucket and I will transfer 700 from prince umbuko's private lake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 23:48, archived)
# Use teh uplaod coedz roffle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 22:25, archived)
# upgrade lolz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Holy twisted vertebrae Batman
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 18:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 18:13, archived)
# KRAKT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 18:45, archived)
# You're not going to seduce anyone with that outrageous Dutch accent.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 18:53, archived)
# Krakt is actually an existing Dutch conjugated verb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 18:56, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GLoHifu6aM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 19:10, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thTDrmLlTvY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 20:02, archived)
# Thug-a-licious!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 20:09, archived)
# He's being silly here, but I think he is rather versatile and talented
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 20:11, archived)
# I'll have to check him out. Is that his youtube channel?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 20:57, archived)
# Top Notch is the label
He goes by many names: his work in De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig (5 albums) is the most famous, then there's Le Le, Faberyayo, SLBMG, Yous & Yay, but I most like his work as Faberyayo & Vic Crezée (there should be a legal download link)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 21:35, archived)
# Quakt!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 19:38, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 18:56, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] By George!


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(plankton, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 15:56, archived)
# Is that from the soundtrack for Whambo : First Blood?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] breaks rules


(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - COMIC CAPTIONS

A nice and easy old favourite this week, grab a comic strip or newspaper cartoon and give it better text. Let's TOAP! See the entries »
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 12:40, archived)
# No thanks, Mr. God...
...I am gonna do the Ninj WW2/Star Wars Challenge...and you can’t stop me!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 16:12, archived)
# I'm up for that next week, call me..

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 18:15, archived)
# The time is now.
The enemy is moving. Sauron's forces are massing in the east — his eye is fixed on Rivendell. And Saruman you tell me has betrayed us. Our list of allies grows thin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Dec 2018, 23:48, archived)

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