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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] "I 'ate you, freedom of movement"
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 8:18, archived)
# Ace.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 12:30, archived)
# Phwooar!
very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 12:44, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 0:14, archived)
# NOT ARF!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 14:30, archived)
# This is altogether too well done.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 10 Jul 2019, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Gamm On

Now with fresh gammon

(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 23:01, archived)
# Ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 1:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 0:15, archived)
# Hehe!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 9:23, archived)
# Ho ho!
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(ozof, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 5:00, archived)
# Haha superb!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 5:32, archived)
# Aces!
-click-
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 12:16, archived)
#
'I can do ALL the tricks'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 15:06, archived)
# thought Kim looked a bit left out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Leonardo + Banksy = Escher
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 21:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 21:42, archived)
# Watch out for shredder
(97800, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 22:25, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 4:00, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 17:11, archived)
# Hehe!
likes.clicks.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 10:51, archived)
# Happy 100th, Grandpa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 19:50, archived)
# have a cup of tea and a slice of cake to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 20:08, archived)
# I'm all about the cider and roast dinners, tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 20:19, archived)
# This reverses the hilarity of the neutron flow
Superb stuff.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 20:40, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 22:41, archived)
# American politics
Ocasio-Cortez digs for a quarter.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 18:42, archived)
# still a quarter more than the current President
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 19:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 20:03, archived)
# Haha - brill
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 22:14, archived)
# DOUBLE brill!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 14:32, archived)
# I suppose that kind of claim makes the needy feel good
but you don't become one of the richest and most powerful men on the planet by having ZERO brains. Ya might bone up on your math?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 21:21, archived)
# since when did you need brains to be given millions of dollars by your dad?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 21:32, archived)
# You must feel a lot of pain over Trump. I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 22:01, archived)
# If you like trump so much
Why don't you marry him?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 22:16, archived)
# I never said I was a Trump fan
But that's just one of many things you are probably wrong about.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 23:06, archived)
# that's a strange thing to take pleasure from
you should probably see someone about it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 22:55, archived)
# No, I simply enjoy the suffering of others who self-inflict with blind doses of political liberalism.
Like laughing at dopes who get drunk and then puke on themselves :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 23:09, archived)
# As I said, that's a strange thing to take pleasure from
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 23:20, archived)
# Humans aren't all bad
It would be wrong to annihilate us all
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 5:45, archived)
# You make baby Jesus sad :-(
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 7:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you going to flounce again soon?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 20:59, archived)
# No. You're right. It takes a special kind of person to be born into money, blow it all before you're 50, and find yourself balls deep in so much shady shit you have to fake a tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 21:41, archived)
# Triggered!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 22:28, archived)
# It's called working across the aisle
She's buying Dolt 45 a clue
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 20:16, archived)
# This is exactly as clever and funny as most of the attempts at UK-based political satire on this site.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 7 Jul 2019, 20:52, archived)
# This isn't satire. It's how the Ditz Caucus rolls!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and lazy.
(plankton, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 18:18, archived)
# Givin' it all that with their magma and pyroclastics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I aint getting on no plane, fool.
As it has a terrible carbon footprint.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 18:00, archived)
# :) -- that gives me an idea!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 19:02, archived)
# Alright, microsoft.pl
(97800, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 19:27, archived)
#
I was going to do 'magnum IP' that went around in a ferrari 308 fixing people's Internet, but I can't be arsed.
You're free to use that if you want.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 19:49, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Have you tried paracetamol?


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(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 17:56, archived)
# This is true
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 22:18, archived)
# Schlurrrrp!


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 16:00, archived)
# Ok, well, it was either that or a Khaled-O-Scope...
well it was either that or a Khaled-O-Scope...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 16:23, archived)
# I made this


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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 17:12, archived)
# Best thing ever!**
**may contain mis-truth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 17:27, archived)
# But.....
you MADE me.... :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 17:32, archived)
# It would have been better if you didn't have to be coerced
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 17:48, archived)
#
I don't like being told what to do
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 18:21, archived)
# are those counters graphite tipped?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 17:34, archived)
#
Perfectly safe
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 17:37, archived)
# udderly preposterous
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 17:24, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 18:09, archived)
# 8-track tapeworm!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 18:28, archived)
# Ouroborobin
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 7 Jul 2019, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahaohnoew
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 7 Jul 2019, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] In a jail filled with love . . . there's always room for more.
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 0:59, archived)
# :) lickin' those Jello Pizopops
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 1:15, archived)
# Rumours of me having had a prison bitch
are, for the most part, completely unsubstantiated
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 1:45, archived)
# Is there a distinction between "having had" and "having been?"
🍡
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 2:56, archived)
# A very definite difference.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 7 Jul 2019, 19:26, archived)
# He's nowt burra long legged daddy mclonglegged daddy mclonglegs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 2:16, archived)
# hehe :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 17:36, archived)
# Aces!!!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 22:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 6 Jul 2019, 23:33, archived)
# HCM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jul 2019, 23:40, archived)
#
oi its my 16th birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 6 Jul 2019, 23:41, archived)
# that's no excuse for giving your she-devil fishnets, high-heels
and a weaponised tampon
(ozof, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 2:00, archived)
# Happy Candleday Microwave!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 2:12, archived)
# GGMM!
(Great Googly Moogly...)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Sat 6 Jul 2019, 23:13, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 7 Jul 2019, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Jul 2019, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Insurance costs just too high


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(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 6 Jul 2019, 21:37, archived)
# Right wing government tackles mental health issues with Comic Sans


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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 6 Jul 2019, 20:52, archived)
# OMG, it really worked!
Why didn't I just stop being 'that way' sooner?!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jul 2019, 21:22, archived)
# Now, see if it fixes ugly ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 6 Jul 2019, 21:43, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Jul 2019, 22:35, archived)

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