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[challenge entry] "Urgh! Who did that? It smells like something died in here."
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] In cubicles no one can hear you scream
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 2:53, archived)
# bloody xeno’s
comin’ over’ere...
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 6:26, archived)
# XENOPHOBE
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 10:46, archived)
# Massive prunes
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 14:17, archived)
# Keeps the old queen regular
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Tales from the brexit crater...
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 20:48, archived)
# How are you gentlemen?
Somebody set us up the brexit
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 21:07, archived)
# Main scam turn on!
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 21:32, archived)
# Ohhh, pumpkins!
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 22:19, archived)
# I don't want a fucking pumpkin.
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 22:53, archived)
# You want Bat Pussy
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 22:54, archived)
# Or Wonder Pussy, ...or Miss Gordon Pussy...or Diana Prince Pussy...
...or Jeannie Pussy....or Bewitched Pussy....or Pam Dawber Pussy....Or Jaclyn Smith Pussy....
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 23:17, archived)
# She's not into dudes
Only women and small angry dog
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 23:18, archived)
# .......you........wish........
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 23:19, archived)
# Wait, what?...
No Drew Barrymore?!?

(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 1:17, archived)
# nah....you can have her.
(actually my list is infinite)
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 2:35, archived)
# Mother of god...
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 7:21, archived)
# Well there's something I'll be tracking down a copy of...
Edit: Found it on Pornhub...

Edit 2: It is truly terrible, although I now have a thing for girls on spacehoppers...
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 9:18, archived)
# Team bat! 🦇🤘😈
Feck those pumpkin motherfools...
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 9:22, archived)
# :((
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 9:31, archived)
# Iconsss 🎅⛄❄️🎃🕎
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 22:56, archived)
# Thanks to the fabric of space/time being overloaded with silliness and then washed on entirely the wrong washing machine program, Brexit will loop round on itself every few years and never go away
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 21:28, archived)
# There is no Brexit.
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 22:52, archived)
# 13 Caaaaaaandles
YaY Tribs!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 0:20, archived)
# Woooo!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 0:29, archived)
# Happy Candleations
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 0:55, archived)
# I'm older than Tribs?.....omg.....
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 2:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 2:43, archived)
# Happy 13th, son...iiiiiiiiiiiii
son...iiiiiiiiiiiii
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 3:04, archived)
# alright Triiiiiiiiiiiiibs
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 6:03, archived)
# All the gammons will look up and shout "save us"
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 22:59, archived)
# And I'll whisper "No. It's just Project Fear."
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 23:15, archived)
# Scientists have decided that given the current international tensions the 'Doomsday Clock' should be reset...
...to the end of fucking January.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 7:27, archived)
# Dispatches on channel 4 was interesting...
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 19:40, archived)
# Happy Candle Day to Me
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 18:43, archived)
# 18 years and no icon!
Happy non-candle day, old timer!
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 18:54, archived)
# 18 is finally legal, gz
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 20:42, archived)
# on Halloween this year, I will be exactly 9999 days old.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 19:25, archived)
# No wonder he's grumpy!
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 11:12, archived)
# arseface
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 11:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 12:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 15:27, archived)
# Was going to question the colour...
...then I remembered your tenticle-shaped testicles and it suddenly made sense
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 15:40, archived)
# Them be pubes, N00B! LOL
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 15:41, archived)
# CockaCola?
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 15:46, archived)
# It's Cock®
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 16:11, archived)
# It was either that,,,
or this:

(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 18:29, archived)
# Why is the dick firing pebbles?!
Purple is ok, I think.
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 19:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 19:50, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 21:32, archived)
# Compo it
... oh.
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 23:15, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 21:54, archived)
# Ohhh, pumpkins!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] long overdue
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Phantasm?
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 11:21, archived)
#
r/yourjokebutworse
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] The boss was often rather blunt in morning review meetings.
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 3:07, archived)
# Stwars episode 2k20
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 7:15, archived)
# He's dead, Jim!
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 12:03, archived)
#

(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 15:45, archived)
# *draws picture of three-quarters of the A-Team*
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] "Someone has been leaving their cup in the sink, not in dishwasher as my sign in the break area clearly states"
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 0:22, archived)
# "Should've left the note on the... pin board instead" *chortle*
"Right Krueger, get out, it's a Nightmare working with you."
"Leave me out of this."
"Not you, IT."
"What a Carrie-on."
"Shut it, Mrs. Torrance. Nobody'll take a Shining to you if you say things like that."
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 0:50, archived)
# Candles!
Happy Candlemass, tribs
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 5:47, archived)
# Going cheap. One previous owner.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 22:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 22:53, archived)
# Ironic,
the clock is made by a company called "EU DISPLAY".
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 19:09, archived)
# Heheh
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 19:57, archived)
# Excellent
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 20:28, archived)
# :)
harassment complaint raiser
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 21:15, archived)
# 🏴
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 21:19, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 22:31, archived)
# brilliant
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 17:59, archived)
# ha
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 0:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 17:39, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
/ac
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 20:25, archived)
# I find your looping skill amazing
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 23:22, archived)
#
Thanks but it wasn't really me. I just used the internet gif, scewing the edges, and laid it over this imageas the background along with a picture frame.
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 11:22, archived)
# I think I remember that gif being created by a B3tan...
As I remember he did it off his own bat, and the BBC liked it so much they used it for their into to the last season of Dr Who?
Or am I imagining things...?
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 13:20, archived)
#
very relaxing -___-
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 17:33, archived)
# ooof :D
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Speaking too soon?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 16:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 16:59, archived)
# "We all gloat down here."
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 0:50, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 1:02, archived)
# ^ there's a brexit joke in there somewhere
(it is hidden amongst the climate crisis panic)
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 1:44, archived)
# XD
Ha Ha...Great Movie! XD
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 2:29, archived)
# It's not the monster's name, it's the doctor's name.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 2:51, archived)
# that's what *she* said
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 2:53, archived)
# So the doctor is called Frankenstein's Monster?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 2:58, archived)
# WELL?
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 2:58, archived)
# 🤔🤨😟🤐
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 3:24, archived)
# That would get confusing if he owned a monster
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 7:09, archived)
# Eric Hall would have to be involved
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 7:50, archived)
# It would be like giving your dog the same name as a family member
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 11:49, archived)
# I'd be tempted to do that, purely out of perversity.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 16:30, archived)
# Wolfy flunked his math, that's what's wrong
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 19:28, archived)
# Oh Pedro.....go take Pedro for a walk...
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 23:42, archived)
# Monster's Frankenstein.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 21:23, archived)
# FrankenBoris killed teh board.
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 16:27, archived)
# ...but I htought the point of the book is that Frankenstein WAS the monster, and the creature an innocent caught up in events?
EDIT: htought is a perfectly cromulent word. And sod not being able to edit a subject line.
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 13:21, archived)
# You can't edit a SUBJECT LINE? ...or can you?
Let's see...
(, Tue 29 Oct 2019, 13:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Oct 2019, 22:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 28 Oct 2019, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Then the true story could be told, maybe, after a court case, that hasn't happened yet
(, Sun 27 Oct 2019, 19:30, archived)

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