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# Profit Time
This just dropped into my email box. Never heard of them and not much amused in the circumstances. Help yourselves.

Now supplying PPE - minimum order 2000 - Contact us!
Dennys Brands

20:28
To
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 21:40, archived)
# What?
(97800, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:36, archived)
# Er, riiiight
So you posted part of an email from a clothing company that has now switched production to PPE, what did you expect from us?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:40, archived)
#
(97800, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:49, archived)
# Am I better off obeying her, or disobeying her?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 2:10, archived)
# Good question!
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 2:20, archived)
# Spanked if you don't...
Spanked if you do...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 16:23, archived)
# Actually, I placed a virus on the xXx vids (sex sites) site & guess what
, you visited this web site to have fun. While you were viewing videos, your web browser started working as a Remote Desktop having a keylogger which gave me accessibility to your display and also cam recording. Just after that, my software collected all your contacts from your Messenger, social networks, and email. CharlesD is one of your passwords. if you send me $989 as a donation through Bitcoin, I will erase the recording immediately. (search for in Google "how to buy bitcoin"). my BTC Address: 3Po9YQPvHYvpfWWGpYYuWaPGerKvAsZN If I don't get the BitCoins in 24hrs, I will definately send your video to all of your contacts, don't reply to this email it's hacked. POSL
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 23:34, archived)
# Ha Ha...so you're the one behind all this!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 0:17, archived)
# I trust we all got one
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 23:31, archived)
# ENHANCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 1:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 21:09, archived)
#
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 19:47, archived)
# alright graham
(97800, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:02, archived)
# IT PUTS THE CODES IN THE WEB PAGE
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:33, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 20:35, archived)
#
question
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:50, archived)
# Artbase: Kellogg's
Genderswap Toni is okay, I think
XD
(97800, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 23:09, archived)
# I kind of wondered...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Apr 2020, 2:22, archived)
# Alright, Frostie tits...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] A small one from the bottom and the rest up the top please Carol
(JauntyArt, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:23, archived)
# Prawn tiger!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:44, archived)
#
from up
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:25, archived)
#
You are correct
(JauntyArt, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 19:05, archived)
# This guy has class written all over him.
-cl
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 17:45, archived)
# Lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 21:48, archived)
# Oh look it's Obama and.. er.. what's she call... ooooh, I get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:45, archived)
# Tiger Woods innit
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 10:46, archived)
# Oh FFS
Took me a minute. Love it.
(wolfpussy will nibble your fingers on, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Grumpy tiger...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 17:03, archived)
# My eyes are up here
(97800, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 17:09, archived)
# Waits for Pedro's inevitable FP...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:28, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 19:32, archived)
# All you had to do was move the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 22:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 2:13, archived)
# :'(
sadz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:49, archived)
# Sadness in his cheeks
(97800, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 19:16, archived)
# He needs a Snickers!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 19:32, archived)
# Mad Tax 2: The Toad Worrier.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 15:54, archived)
#
nicely, mister
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 16:17, archived)
# <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 17:07, archived)
# Superb.
Love the tagging in frame 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 17:56, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:29, archived)
# tl;dr
jusskiddin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:48, archived)
# tl;r,bdrgi
(ozof, Tue 7 Apr 2020, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 13:44, archived)
# ARF!
Now do Saturday Night Beaver
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 16:31, archived)
# Did that last June!
Here's the link - b3ta.com/board/11287921
(Alligator, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 16:35, archived)
# He's an excellent prancer.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 19:10, archived)
# Ive got 50 bottles of this to shift, £20 each

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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 12:55, archived)
# Nice try, Mr. Illuminatus with your LSD-laced mind-control hand gel
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 13:31, archived)
# Drinking fish tank cleaner is the only way to stop people catching COVID-19 from 5G...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ahem
(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 12:53, archived)
# What has been seen, etc
(rogerzilla, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 13:47, archived)
#
oh my...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Calvin Exotic

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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 12:01, archived)
# ha!
(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] With the school closed I think I've read one too many rhyming children's books...
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 4:29, archived)
# Superb
Brian Blessed's voice worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 5:14, archived)
# Good choice!
You can be my casting director when I outsell Dr. Seuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 8:33, archived)
# With Carol Doda!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 6:08, archived)
# I like where this is heading
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 8:33, archived)
# And Abe Vigoda
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 13:36, archived)
# Also Terry singing with Rhoda
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:32, archived)
# ...in a Pagoda...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:47, archived)
# Voting for Svoboda.
(davyclam, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:57, archived)
# On the today show with Hoda
EDIT- wow didn't realize the pic was so massive. -10 points for gub~gub

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 19:47, archived)
# Now do something with a stoat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 10:33, archived)
# Wearing a coat in a boat that wouldn't float on his moat?
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 10:45, archived)
#
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 14:06, archived)
# OEUF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 11:15, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 11:27, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 12:42, archived)
# love this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 16:10, archived)
# "Bloody hell. She's screwed up the settings again!"
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 3:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 2:56, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11310882
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 9:04, archived)
# Oh, Tony is more careful
in addition to extra bandana-age he also uses alcohol hand sanitiger. Come at him if he's pissed and he bites your arms off
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 16:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 2:26, archived)
# Nice
Erm..i like this but i must be a perv now
the joy of stormtrooper sex
Oll should come in handy
(Sherbs, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 4:00, archived)
# WD-40
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 6:11, archived)
# He's never gonna hit that ass
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 5:16, archived)
# She's actually a droid.
Model: 1-4-XTC
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 6:12, archived)
# Phwooa...Oh
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 8:18, archived)
# u luv it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:40, archived)
# Didn't realise you were also a fish scientist
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-52155008
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 14:31, archived)
# I am the embodiment of all things atomic.
But mainly I like to explode and destroy things.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] These are your lungs if you don't stay home.


inspired by
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Mon 6 Apr 2020, 0:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 20:24, archived)
# Happy Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 20:37, archived)
# It's good to be the Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 20:37, archived)
# Believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Tigers.
(97800, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 23:09, archived)
# ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLdk2C25Z14
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 23:55, archived)
# A WINNER IS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Coronavirus.
(97800, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(TheCrookitFigger, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Apr 2020, 0:47, archived)
# Found at a boot sale in Frinton last year.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 5 Apr 2020, 18:24, archived)
#
.......no.......idea.......
edit:...ah....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 20:38, archived)
# It's no Mogg Indigo...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 21:09, archived)
# Those Mini Mogg synths are the aces
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 21:40, archived)
# it's pronounced 'mogg'
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 5 Apr 2020, 22:21, archived)

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