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Not a CD cover

But a rather cunningly made (well, within the limitations of MS Paint) adaptation of an advert for a local radio station, Amex House and a monguin.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:29, archived)

can see that place from my flat, i'll phone my flatmate and get him to wave at you.....

(redifusion, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:33, archived)

Oh...

There you are!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:43, archived)

no,

that's my flatmate, i'm on the other side of town........

(redifusion, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:46, archived)

Could have sworn they looked like you.

Hang on, who's that bloke with the mask and the stripy shirt... With a big bag with "SWAG" written on it? Friend of yours?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 8:10, archived)

it's

alright, he won't get past my attack bunny.........

(redifusion, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 8:16, archived)

You're right

he didn't

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 8:40, archived)

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DaWolfey, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:25, archived)

It's the weekly commercial suicide challenge!

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rob, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:21, archived)

As you've already shown

with the template, we don't need to :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:24, archived)

where can i get

that font you use ?

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DaWolfey, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:26, archived)

silkscreen

http://www.kottke.org/plus/type/silkscreen/

It was designed to be a very small but readable font. I like using it large, I think it looks good.

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rob, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:30, archived)

Well, this won't sell :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:38, archived)

yep.

I wouldn't buy that.

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rob, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:38, archived)

View entries

doesn't work, btw...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:42, archived)

fixed.

thanks.

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rob, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 8:00, archived)

Hey

Did anybody see that story in the Metro this morning about the bloke whose valentine card to his wife was intercepted and changed? His original message was something like, "You give me the chills. I want your love." And some bright spark at the post office had changed it to, "You gave me the clap. I want your sister." Well, amazingly, the intercepter must work here. I just sent an email to my boss saying, "I'll have those figures for you this afternoon" and he's changed it to, "Fuck off, you twatscum!"

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:17, archived)

product

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:09, archived)

woo!!!

(when did william hague grow a 'tache?)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:10, archived)

nb - that's my initials

and I can make you more cerlevva, and I can expand you mind too.

(Nacho, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:16, archived)

Yeh

Nacho at the coontrols ;)

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pabulum, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:28, archived)

Nacho Beanflicker?

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:52, archived)

5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:07, archived)

No reason

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macca, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:46, archived)

That rabbit

is so obviously saying "Wot you lookin' at?" :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:49, archived)

Bad attitude bunnies, I love it. More pissed off bunnies please.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 8:12, archived)

every time you masturbate...

Brian makes a comeback

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:06, archived)

woo!

love the giant hands.

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big daft dave, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:09, archived)

I never even noticed them before.
Nicely done

(Jesus, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:13, archived)

It's his Masterplan.

-grow f-ck-off hair, then no-one will notice your spasticated hands.
(the beard seemed to work for jeremy beadle)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:25, archived)

What a waste of talent.

Big thanks to Hugo Rune for the host! (Also to Sasquatch)

(supaspinal, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:55, archived)

surely the kittens actually CAUSE masturbation tho :)

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:58, archived)

Why?

They ugly.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:04, archived)

you are entitled to your opinion

but im afraid its wrong... :)
And yes, I may be a sad bastard, but they do the trick for me..

But no-one can top Kylie (my future ex wife, I hope :)

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:06, archived)

Nope

She ugly also.

Except in that banned lingerie advert, where she was sexy. But thats the only time I thought she was good looking. But then I wasn't looking at her face :)

Generally though, "She got an ugly face" (in stoufers voice :). Also, she got not much in the breast department.

And finally...

Ner ner nee ner ner!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:08, archived)

tee heee

oh well, you win (ya weirdo :)

mmmm kylie. (shit singer tho :)

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:15, archived)

Mind you

I've never thought Sophie Ellis Bexter was particularily great looking, but then I saw this:

Sofa etc.

And I have to admit, I thought "Phwooooooaaar!!!" (rubs legs Vic Reeves stylee).

(and I don't mean because pabulum put a cat in her busom :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:21, archived)

my trousers have caught fire..

she be very very yummy indeedy..

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:26, archived)

Hugo

Can you send me the kitten-desktop-landmine image to [email protected]

I get like a billion requests for it from my site

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flibz, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:09, archived)

on its way...

I would like to give credit to whoever made it, but sadly I nicked it from the b3ta board and forgot to see who done it.. So, if you are out there, and you made this thing then you deserve a beer. On Rob :)

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:17, archived)

wasn't it the bloke from

the US website that charges you $10 to post (can't remember his or his sites name)

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:21, archived)

wow. are you my boss?

Thats the sort of information I get from him i.e. none :)

This is a joke if you are NOT my boss. If you are my boss, im really working and not doing this. can I have a raise please???

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:24, archived)

Yes, but I know who I mean.

Doesn't he tag his pictures with a hand grenade?

Some one help.

Yes, how much do you want? Good job on that thing btw.

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:29, archived)

its by a guy called none more negative, who is a regular photoshop contributor to www.somethingawful.com

(none more negative, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:30, archived)

that's it!

well done that man.

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:32, archived)

hallo there.

you are famous now. bask! bask in the glory of your adoring fans!

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:32, archived)

I agree

they are TRULY tasty..

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:09, archived)

duh spelling

(duh spelling, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:32, archived)

Are you related

to Aaron Spelling?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:40, archived)

do you know

I crushed those babies in my The Sun is Hot animation which sank without trace along with the Flash challenge it was entered for. Boo bloody hoo.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:23, archived)

hey supaspinal

the image is uploaded to the place I told ya.. You wanna put post it or will I? Nice image btw :)

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:54, archived)

To post or not to post

Supaspinal. I put it up here for a second, and then grabbed it off again. Your call which host to use.

Image yay woo and clapclap, by the way

(sasquatch, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:56, archived)

She fell apart the Profumo affair...

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bean, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:33, archived)

top stuff

clapclap

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:34, archived)

very very good.

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rob, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:37, archived)

woo hoo

love it - especially furtive's reaching arm.

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chthonic, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:42, archived)

Smiles all around

If only gifs had noise. I'd enjoy a 'tinkle shatter' I would.

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Your Mum, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:46, archived)

genius

really really funny. witty too. well done :)

(KingMob, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:48, archived)

Maximum Woo and Yay!

The reaching arm is just lovely....

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:01, archived)

You lot are just too nice. :-)

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bean, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:11, archived)

Keeping on with this mornin's duck theme

clicky

Quite a hit with goffs since it's got David J out of Bauhaus in it :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:33, archived)

Ok Here goes..

I tried to post this bugger twice yesterday. If it doesn't work this time I will cry into my Giro.
I dunno why I bother it's crap anyway.

Here's the big one:

members.lycos.co.uk/midgetballs/The%20Kids.jpg

(Jesus, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:26, archived)

Pic looking for home

I got a pic here that I think would look great on the site. Can anyone host it for me?

(supaspinal, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:25, archived)

sign up for

an account with lycos.co.uk.
they seem to be OK.

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rockyrobin, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:32, archived)

Yesbut...

Thing is, I'm at work, behind a really severe firewall. Can't access any webhosting sites. I just need someone to host the image for a few hours. It's only small. Please, anyone, pretty please?
I'll email it to you, and even give you credit for it.

(supaspinal, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:36, archived)

okeydoke...

Bung it here:

[email protected]

(sasquatch, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:40, archived)

send it to me

sod the bandwidth!
[email protected]..

Its No Work Friday! yaaaay

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:40, archived)

Thx

Cheers guys!

Race on.. lol

(supaspinal, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:45, archived)

I have a strict firewall here

I can't FTP out, but lycos.co.uk's WebFTP still works fine. Have you TRIED it?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:45, archived)

i guess if your browser works,

so will webftp

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rockyrobin, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:47, archived)

Yesbut...

Sent the password to my hotmail account. The firewall blocks hotmail. I'll have to sort it out from home 2nite.

(supaspinal, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:47, archived)

do your worst

do whatever you want to me..my welcome gift to you lot

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i've got tickets to the first showing of star wars, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:18, archived)

dont think

we need to :)

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Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:21, archived)

thanks

i have the beauty and build of a heard of elephants eating shit, that and i'm 27foot tall

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i've got tickets to the first showing of star wars, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:22, archived)

Harold Bisharpie

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rangelife, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:01, archived)

uh oh -

"Empty cans of Pringles crisps could soon be helping malicious hackers spot wireless networks that are open to attack"
so you'd better watch it. Anyone here use a mac airport? umm, oh, that'll be me then...

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pep, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 5:59, archived)

Fun

I'm waiting for my next door neighbour to get an Airport so I can use their internet connection at home :)

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chthonic, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:50, archived)

Osymyso gig last night

It was tempting to pick-pocket. Rob: Throw a 'charidee' party to pay for a new server. Osymyso said he'd play for free. I'm sure myself and Big_DAAAARRFFT (not 'bad')_dave would compare the evening for free (small fee).

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Your Mum, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 5:55, archived)

actualy

it's big daft dave, Your_Bum. Charidee bt3a event sounds like an very very good idea, except everyone will discover how ugly all the other b3tans are and therefore abandon the board.

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big daft dave, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:10, archived)

could all wear blindfolds....

(redifusion, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:18, archived)

You'll need a blindfold

if you bump into redifusion...

A cunning mix of Ming the merciless meets swamp thing..

Ohhh scary!!!!

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Ted, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:16, archived)

oi!

you forgot to put blofeild in the mix!

(redifusion, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:22, archived)

And if you need a close-up magician

You know where I am...

(Hiding in Thor's hair)

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:19, archived)

I think your 'Baaaaaaaad' Its my pet name for you

I think the b3ta populance would look like they've all been photoshoped. Y'know normal bodies with kitten's heads.

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Your Mum, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:20, archived)

My pet name for you is Randy Babcock

But i don't use it in public. oh balls. it's out now. Re: the ugliness problem, we could all wear furtive/kitten/penguin/sophie ellis bextor masks. WE SHOULD INVITE SOPHIE! we could put her in a cage made of trellising near the back door.

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big daft dave, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:25, archived)

i can't believe you missed out

crabs.

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spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:30, archived)

King Of The Boots

I was there last night. Cracking evening, despite the increadibly cramped nature of The Asylum.

Strangely, the tune that got the crowd going the most wasnt one of the mutant pop tracks of the Bootlegers, but The Hives "Hate to say I told you so" Brilliant. I got so excited I jumped up and cracked my head on a speaker. This cricked my neck and it was so painful i had to go home soon after :) Nevermind. I had fun, but didn't manage to snag one of the free records being handed out :(

(KingMob, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:46, archived)

The sad thing is

I (like a Barley) was listening to loads of bootlegs on my walkman on the way down. There I was surrounded by b3ta people and my music collection. I don't know why I bothered to leave home :)

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Your Mum, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:49, archived)

were the B3tans all ugly?

or really good looking?

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big daft dave, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:56, archived)

well i'm

dead handsome, and there we're plenty of people there like me, dahling. It was a really good night, actually, despite the fact that i didn't really talk to anyone except me bird. I find it a bit hard coming out with "so are you, like me, one of the geeks from B3ta?" I shouldn't really have a problem with this as in other circles I say the name with ireverent pride, but it's different when your in a club trying to look cool, isnt it?

(KingMob, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:59, archived)

well

i reckon "so are you, like me, one of the geeks from b3ta?" is a pretty good chat up line. I might try it tonight.
I can imagine a B3ta night would feature a group of sniggering geeks huddled around a laptop in the corner having a photoshop 'jam'.
oh god i hope i'm wrong.

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big daft dave, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:06, archived)

was it really full of b3ta people?

You didn't say hello - you bastards. Well, one did. But only one...

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rob, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 7:08, archived)

If you've read cal's stuff about colour blindness

you might want to get a Photoshop plug-in colour blindness simulator here

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pabulum, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 5:54, archived)

I once found a website

where you can give it a URL and it'll render the page in a variety of different colour blindness tints as a great big bitmap.
Handy for seeing how your page really looks.

Unfortunately I lost the URL. Anyone know what I'm going on about?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:00, archived)

to answer my own question...

the URL is www.vischeck.com and it only simulates Deuteranope (a form of red/green color deficit) colour-blindness.

b3ta as an example

Seems I was wrong about the 'great big bitmap' bit too. Curse my memory and it's fact altering ways.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:05, archived)

Heh

A bit like when Homer Simpson proclaimed that he had a photographic memory :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:09, archived)

weird

it's like life in sepia

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E.S.Blofeld, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 6:23, archived)

FYYFF

FuckYouUouFuckingFuck

No i'm not being abusive, but the site made me chuckle!

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andy206, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 5:46, archived)

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