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Carrie's Baby the long awaited sequel to Rosemary's Baby.

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(Maiden2020, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 11:26, archived)

Grima Wormcock readies himself to tell us why PPE and testing is going well in Rohan.

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Hi i'm maiden from years ago b3ta. But I no longer have access to my original account as it's locked to a dead email address that I don't have access to anymore. I've tried emailling Cal but to no avail. Obviously I can't remember my old password, either that or the account is borked. I'd like to get back to my old account but in the meantime this'll do. :D

(Maiden2020, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 11:24, archived)

Welcome back Maiden

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 11:30, archived)

Thank you.

(Maiden2020, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 11:48, archived)

Hai Maiden!

\O/ welcome back :)

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Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 12:46, archived)

Hi Ninj

How's Worksop?

(Maiden2020, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 14:26, archived)

Good ta!

How about you?

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Ninj, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 21:03, archived)

It's all beowyns these days granddad

(97800, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:20, archived)

As far as the eye can see

(Maiden2020, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 14:28, archived)

Hello Maiden!

I often think about your Watney's shop and have a little chuckle. Welcome back.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 18:02, archived)

Yay !

And welcome back :)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 19:01, archived)

Yay, I remember you

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Apr 2020, 23:23, archived)

"It looks like one of your bogies, Banner"

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squid head, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:38, archived)

Philosophical thought experiments of the coronavirus era

Of the 140k people who sent Captain Tom a card how many have checked on a neighbour recently?

And remember, smashing pots and pans shows you care mostest.

(LokiMD, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 9:24, archived)

You appear to have confused "looking out for people who live nearby" with "showing your appreciation for the NHS and care workers".

(97800, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:20, archived)

No I haven't, I see a clear distinction. activities that actually matter vs activities that allow you to demonstrate your compassion or because you're bored.

You know how to appreciate it? Go join a protest when your local hospital is threatened with closure. Go to your local workers in the good and times and see you can support them. Shout out your windows not to buy the Sun when they lead with the headline saying doctors should be fired.

Importantly: don't mix with your neighbours and invite your family over to visit in a lockdown, then go smashing pots and pans as you want to show how much you care. You don't.

(LokiMD, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:27, archived)

Shouting out of your windows not to buy The Sun shows you care mostest.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:40, archived)

I care so much I spend most of my day tutting at people who aren't as good at lockdown as me

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:55, archived)

Well I'm better than all of you, not only have I changed my facebook profile picture to include a frame that says "Stay at home, protect the NHS, save live's"

but I've also sent half a dozen PMs to the creator of it telling him how to use apostrophes properly.

(97800, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:27, archived)

apostrophe's

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FridgeBadger, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:53, archived)

'apostrophes

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 14:47, archived)

apostrophes'

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 21:15, archived)

apostrophes's

(LokiMD, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 22:39, archived)

A'p'o's't'r'o'p'h'e's

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 22:50, archived)

'''''''''''

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 May 2020, 3:06, archived)

You sir are a hero.

(LokiMD, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:56, archived)

Tonight there was no clap in my road as it was raining.

It's times like this it's glorious to judge these fuckwits.

(LokiMD, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 22:40, archived)

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squid head, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 11:08, archived)

The correct response.

(davyclam, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 12:26, archived)

Quite rough toilet roll

(LokiMD, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:54, archived)

You can buy the Sun ?

it's been privatised.
In Scotland, we have long suspected this...

(davyclam, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 12:27, archived)

The old woman's head is in the wrong place. The old woman's head. It's in the wrong place.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 17:50, archived)

Neck sounds great

(97800, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 18:35, archived)

WITCH!!! O/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 21:13, archived)

Maga-City One

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(driverchris, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 7:34, archived)

Zarjaz

(gijoel, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 7:37, archived)

No More Toffies?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 9:53, archived)

♥️OH, MY POOR HEARTSES!!♥️

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:11, archived)

No more offies?

Surely Kestrel Super Strength is the only thing between the locked-down great unwashed and social unrest?

(rogerzilla, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:17, archived)

8ace

(davyclam, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 12:28, archived)

Slimy western movies are the best

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LS18, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 21:32, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 18:57, archived)

Fucking TWDC, nothing is safe.

Now I hear that even the beater CDC has been acquired and made into a Disney Princess.

(97800, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 19:12, archived)

Giving the people what they want (inc.).

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 20:16, archived)

I've always had a thing for Daria

(rogerzilla, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 19:49, archived)

Remember that time he said Errr right after a joke?

(97800, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 19:55, archived)

vanessa doofenshmirtz

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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 19:57, archived)

I would bang all those babes.

Jusssayin

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 20:15, archived)

youtu.be/cL6brwnFugc

(97800, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 20:54, archived)

You'd get technicolor penis

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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 21:25, archived)

...yeah....and?....

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 21:32, archived)

Pantone privates

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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 0:49, archived)

Chroma cock

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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 0:50, archived)

GRRRRR!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 6:20, archived)

Gouache gonads

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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 17:24, archived)

This I like!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 19:54, archived)

Prizmacolor perineum

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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 20:22, archived)

Conté crayon crotch

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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 20:26, archived)

Betty Rubble.

end of debate

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 20:54, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11313150

(97800, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 20:55, archived)

hmmmm

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 21:08, archived)

BBC, probably not available over there

(97800, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 21:21, archived)

Betty is the bomb!

(and I ain't talking about Rosie O'Donnell....that was worst casting ever...fuckinghell)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 21:32, archived)

I saw it.

I'm reconsidering, but still leaning towards Betty

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 0:00, archived)

for pedro

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ozof, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 5:37, archived)

*SAVES FOR LATER*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 14:14, archived)

..Under the Sea...

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(mintchocchip, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 16:26, archived)

WHATSINTHEBOOOOX

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 16:07, archived)

(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 16:41, archived)

Excellent!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 21:29, archived)

Super

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Pizopop was here, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 22:32, archived)

Nicely done

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Apr 2020, 22:59, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 0:24, archived)

The style is good.

The fonts...not so much :/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 19:01, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 15:03, archived)

I feel sorry for your mother

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 15:27, archived)

Whut yoo say 'bout my mama?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 16:47, archived)

Is this a reference from the movie...

...I've not seen it ;)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 17:17, archived)

I saw it once a long time ago.

I had to Google everything. XD

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 17:47, archived)

Amazingly,

you used google and still got the wrong film :)

You're thinking of 'menace to society' dear.
(a way better film anyway)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 18:22, archived)

Blame Google!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 18:58, archived)

You guys wanna see a dead body?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 19:00, archived)

Ooo...I love Dracula!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 19:02, archived)

That's about the only thing I can remember from it

(97800, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 18:08, archived)

Boyz n the Trunk, more like...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 16:06, archived)

Cuz yooz a punk nigga...headin' fo' my trunk, nigga...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 16:50, archived)

It appears as though Chuck B has a bit of supdog on his grill

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 16:24, archived)

All you do is eat, sleep, and shit.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 16:53, archived)

...and fuck**

**almost never though :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 17:24, archived)

*sympathies*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 17:48, archived)

*lols*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 18:01, archived)

Ah, marriage, eh?

(97800, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 18:13, archived)

Yeah, well, 'living in sin' actually. ...but without the actual sin, LOL

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 18:48, archived)

^emotional crutch

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 18:59, archived)

u o

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 19:53, archived)

Don't worry, eventually you'll forget what it's like, then it won't matter anymore.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Apr 2020, 23:03, archived)

Yay!

*cries*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 3:13, archived)

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds announce birth of Damien

(The-Doc, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 14:21, archived)

Touch of the Matt Lucas there

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 18:23, archived)

Ahhh he's got his dad's eyes

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 21:23, archived)

"That's no Moon"

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 14:17, archived)

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(Heathcote Pursuit, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 13:02, archived)

psssst

compo

and welcome

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 14:18, archived)

Ahh thank you! Just spotted the drop down now.

(Heathcote Pursuit, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 19:57, archived)

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squid head, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 11:39, archived)

I applaud your minimalist approach.

(davyclam, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 19:44, archived)

Minimalist...

Lazy arse ... same thing 😊

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squid head, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 20:03, archived)

"I'll be right here, oh fuck"

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squid head, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 11:23, archived)

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ozof, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 12:44, archived)

That's bloody stupid.

Thus I love it.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 22:43, archived)

Out on one of his popular marches again, I see.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 11:20, archived)

What a lovely man

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 13:31, archived)

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ozof, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 9:32, archived)

one for the Viz "Up The Arse Corner"?

(rogerzilla, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 9:43, archived)

yes :/

mrs f was quick to point this out

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ozof, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 10:00, archived)

Mrs F sounds admirably well-versed in smut

(rogerzilla, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 13:25, archived)

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(mintchocchip, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 0:18, archived)

We all go a little mad sometimes.

clickity

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 29 Apr 2020, 5:16, archived)

nice

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 14:18, archived)

botb! My greatest public achievement in 30 years... :)

and my teachers said I'd get nowhere

(mintchocchip, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 17:34, archived)

(TheCrookitFigger, Tue 28 Apr 2020, 23:48, archived)

Hammer Time!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 5:44, archived)

Brilliant

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 10:45, archived)

Speak of the devil

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Pizopop was here, Tue 28 Apr 2020, 23:29, archived)

Didn't know Jared done acting

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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Wed 29 Apr 2020, 1:53, archived)

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