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[challenge entry] Try as he might, Freddie just couldn't get the other band members to take the Bohemian Rhapsody shoot, seriously enough!
(Victor Victoria, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Getting tired of Trump's current blame game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 14:14, archived)
# (Bathroom)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 14:27, archived)
# I was wondering if they still called it the John?
Don't think I've heard it since the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 14:30, archived)
# Rest room in a store, bathroom in a home. DON’T MENTION THE TOILET.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 14:34, archived)
# Just for you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 14:39, archived)
# 🇺🇸! 🇺🇸! 🇺🇸!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:26, archived)
# There's no bath in it, you are fake news
(dribble, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:08, archived)
# Can you see a toilet? Can you? Take your time over this, don’t rush your answer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:17, archived)
# WELL?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:17, archived)
# There's a toilet roll holder so it's a safe assumption there is also a toilet
(dribble, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:19, archived)
# No that’s a Trump rally ticket dispenser
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:27, archived)
# Also if you find a toilet roll on the street do you squat and coil one out? WELL?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:28, archived)
# Well, I don't want to speak for EVERYbody in Selsey but...
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:45, archived)
# Put it this way, I'm banned from all the major supermarkets
(dribble, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 16:10, archived)
# Head, Crapper, Porcelain Goddess
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:12, archived)
# All of the tennis brands
(dribble, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:18, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:36, archived)
# It's quite a racket
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:28, archived)
# Best Play On Words Ever!
(Vladimir Gluten, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:29, archived)
# Super!
Can we have a "dunny" variant for Australian readers.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:16, archived)
# (Facilities)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 14:11, archived)
# ffs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 14:27, archived)
# you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:22, archived)
# I’m seeing one N in the bowl with a bunch of Os, I guess the answer to “fuck off” is “noooooooooooooooooooo”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:28, archived)
# it was the only entry when searching for a picture for "soup"
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:44, archived)
# so there's only one picture of soup on the internet
...and it has tourette's?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:52, archived)
# yes
Ingredients: Bastard broth, cunting carrots, spermy spices...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 14:28, archived)
# I've not heard of that queen song (or Album)
(razzle, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 16:10, archived)
# Intense ringing and hallucinations?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:43, archived)
# List of so solid crew members, etc
(dribble, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:52, archived)
# I guess that works for all intents and purposes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:54, archived)
# There probably is a member called Al Intense yeah
(dribble, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:56, archived)
# A hearty bowl of Campbell's Obscenity Broth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:58, archived)
# You almost made it sound wholesome
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 14:04, archived)
# Camp Bell White Alphabetti Spaghetti Fuck Off..?
IDGI.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 14:20, archived)
# ...Why?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:43, archived)
# lazy af
and incompetent
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 22:26, archived)
# "Soup... Lots of Soup"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 12:47, archived)
# found myself wondering how you could kill someone with packet soup
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:15, archived)
# Bury them under a ton of it
like in the dr no book
(dribble, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:20, archived)
# Watch 'Get Duked!' on Amazon Prime if you're after some tips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:59, archived)
# I know Kung Pao
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:23, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 14:14, archived)
# You can do anything in the Matrix.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:44, archived)
# Souperior Firepower

Click for bigger (379 kb)
(Max Harvey, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 12:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 11:25, archived)
# mwuahaha
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 2 Sep 2020, 12:58, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I need your clothes, boots and microphone
(plankton, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 11:24, archived)
# Soup
(JauntyArt, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 10:09, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha, dammit, I just did my own one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] One....brick ....... and.............(*licks pencil)

another....................brick
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 11:18, archived)
# Family Size
How is he gonna explain that to his Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:53, archived)
# Taste the force.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 8:27, archived)
# can I hang this next to my Jackson Bollock?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 8:32, archived)
# The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a tin of soup is a good guy with a tin of spaghetti hoops"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 9:49, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 10:31, archived)
# haha, you silly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 10:40, archived)
# RepubliCAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 22:36, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 12:48, archived)
# Can’t find what this is all about, de-ris please
www.muscleandstrength.com/workouts/cory-gregory-brick-soup-abs-routine ?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:06, archived)
# Thanks! I thought it must be UK news, not heard much about it here.
Perhaps I should read more daily news, I’ve been avoiding day-to-day stuff, I’m exhausted with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:27, archived)
# Why they waste their dinner?
Dumbassmotherfuckers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:50, archived)
# Arrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 6:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 4:17, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 8:27, archived)
# And did happen.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:51, archived)
# Very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 9:35, archived)
# I never liked the original cover.
Had to do something to improve it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:52, archived)
# Arrested
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBxNgTy1bdM

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 19:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 22:58, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 19:00, archived)
# WIMTA
welcome in my thread anytime
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 19:24, archived)
# Classical reference
are you really Boris Johnson ?
(davyclam, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 20:23, archived)
# Did I win the culture war? ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 21:09, archived)
# like receiving a sorry we missed you card from hermes
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 22:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 0:17, archived)
# IDGI
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 20:44, archived)
# See Mercury (mythology)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Ding.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 1 Sep 2020, 17:39, archived)
# First!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 17:43, archived)
# I don’t understand this, I have no idea what it’s referencing. I do see Coke Caine, or is that not part of it?
Also rolls roys
Doh! I got it now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 18:34, archived)
# Jesus, Joe, GI Joe
my head hurts
(dribble, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 18:41, archived)
# Is it something about Billy Joel not setting light to stuff
(dribble, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 18:48, archived)
# "We didn't burn him!", classic track
(dribble, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 18:48, archived)
# Got it now too.
Top work.
(dribble, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 18:55, archived)
# Billy ‘Tubs’ Joel
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 22:00, archived)
# :))
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 0:52, archived)
# Post something funny, b3ta boy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 1:11, archived)
# CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 4:19, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 4:59, archived)
# 5 down, 4 over
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 19:02, archived)
#
www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bicyclerace.html
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 20:16, archived)
# raceist
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 21:43, archived)
# Epic
I started trying to do Killer Queen but gave up. Very glad I did now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 19:28, archived)
# This is excellent.
Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 19:30, archived)
# Click on all the squares with bikes
I am notabot.
(davyclam, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 20:27, archived)
# It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than it is to get past all that captcha shit on beter if you accidentally log out or clear all cookies
(dribble, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 20:40, archived)
# Should you click on the square that has 3 pixels of the traffic light pole in it or not?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 20:52, archived)
# Half the time it just goes into an endless loop
after completing 20 of them in a row I give up and start again an hour later, if I can be bothered
(dribble, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 20:55, archived)
# Log out is right next to Links on mobile and I have stupid fat fingers
(dribble, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 20:57, archived)
# i have svelte dexterous intelligent fingers and can assure you that most mobile apps and touch screen interfaces in general are shit
and were a huge mistake in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 21:06, archived)
# Can I interest you in some fresh papyrus?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 21:44, archived)
# these stone tablets seems to be still working just fine thanks
got any spare chisels? don't trust these big ink guys and their shady brush cartel
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 21:48, archived)
# must have earned quite a few shares in tesla by now though, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 22:13, archived)
# holy moly!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 21:17, archived)
# Moo?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 0:07, archived)
# Depends
If yer sitting on yer head
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 4:04, archived)
#
if sitting on your head/ upside down, then it would be OOM or OOW
(razzle, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 12:12, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Sep 2020, 12:46, archived)
# Trying to think of songs for it.
"All we hear is Radio Gammon" was the best I could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 15:21, archived)
# The Millionaire Waltz
and White Man just about good enough on their own.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 15:32, archived)
# Crazy Little Thing Called Gove
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 1 Sep 2020, 15:58, archived)
# I want to break free (of the single market)
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Sep 2020, 15:58, archived)
# Starmer To Fall
All Kinds of Tragic
Bullingdon Rhapsody
I Was Born To Screw You
Another One Snorts The Dust
Good Old-Fashioned Bully Boy
Crazy Little Thing Called Gove
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 16:00, archived)
# Yes!
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Sep 2020, 16:01, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 17:04, archived)
# No puns, plenty of TOAPotential
[picture of a civil servant alongside 'Another One Bites the Dust' text]
[picture of Matt Hancock alongside 'Heaven for Everyone' text - or 'Who Wants to Live Forever?]
[picture of ... anyone in the cabinet alongside 'Under Pressure']
[picture of Boris alongside 'Great Pretender' text]
[picture of any number of Boris' narcissistic elections to the House of Lords alongside 'Friends will be Friends']
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 16:05, archived)
#
[picture of Boris next to Dominic Cummings alongside 'You're My Best Friend']
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 1 Sep 2020, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry]


one of my favourite pictures as a young person!!
(razzle, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The 18th pale descendant
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] kweeee -seams like I'm off to hull

Click for bigger (114 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Sep 2020, 10:08, archived)

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