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[challenge entry]
(plankton, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:36, archived)
# I'd be exhausted if I had to do an actual whole hour of work in a day
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:52, archived)
# I actually ended up ASKING for more work
They put me on furlough after that because I was annoying them
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Boring!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:09, archived)
# Dave Perry from admin nicked a load of stationery on his way out
(dribble, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:00, archived)
# Just watched the clip which I’ve never seen before, so I’m changing my comment to ‘lol’
Dave owns a tattoo parlor now apparently. I bet he owns some cool swords too, and maybe a pet snake.
I don’t think I remembered Dominic Diamond being that much of a cunt either.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 4:22, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure where this del arsehole idea came from?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 17:54, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(razzle, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 17:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 17:00, archived)
# B&
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 17:54, archived)
# For balance,
Nigel Farage should be allowed to also express his opinions in the medium of dance.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:11, archived)
# Ugh. Being on Twitter and watching the replies come in to some of the threads is fucking depressing
When did it become ok to be a racist in public? Around Brexit time I imagine.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 14 Sep 2020, 7:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - LOCKDOWN LPS

Imagine famous albums were made during lockdown.
Make famous album art with stuff around the house, give us lockdown LP puns, or just show us musicians working from home under these stressful conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 15:10, archived)
#
some examples you could copy
(ozof, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I didn't get where I am today...
(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 0:40, archived)
# Super!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 2:53, archived)
# great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 13:44, archived)
#
great duper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 13:54, archived)
# Cor she gives me the rise iykwim eh lads eh eh
(dribble, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 15:39, archived)
# I watched this just last night
meh
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The Hazzards of Duke

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 16:47, archived)
# Exactly what happened
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 12 Sep 2020, 17:13, archived)
# Rip
(dribble, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 17:16, archived)
# Royal ignoramus Phillip
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 17:23, archived)
# Road injured pensioner
(dribble, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 17:32, archived)
# im liking
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 18:25, archived)
# Punch it Chewy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 19:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 0:02, archived)
# Careful team
(dribble, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 0:12, archived)
# not sure what happened there
was supposed to say DAY CARE not BAX CAKE - i don't even know what a bax cake is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOm1_lEAOew
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 0:18, archived)
# Spellcasting...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 4:01, archived)
# shut up and eat your bax cake
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 14:01, archived)
# Bax garb
(dribble, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 14:51, archived)
# knightmare iii : the tower of babel
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Come-bye!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 15:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 16:14, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 17:58, archived)
#
would not watch
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 19:09, archived)
# Fuck Magic. What a cunt. Fucking cats :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 19:30, archived)
# I said to myself "It's a Monkeon" several times as I scrolled down the page...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 20:24, archived)
# :D
(ozof, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 23:41, archived)
#
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 12 Sep 2020, 12:58, archived)
# Head looks great
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 13:02, archived)
# OMG I LOVE PHONZIE PHRIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 13:05, archived)
# Y THO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 14:37, archived)
# I did it 4 u bby
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 14:38, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 16:15, archived)
# Ahaah
-ped- comes from Latin, where it has the meaning "foot. '' This meaning is found in such words as: biped, centipede, expedient, expedite, expedition, impede, impediment, millipede, moped, pedal, pedestal, pedestrian, pedicure, pedometer, quadruped.

Now to find the meaning rohin???
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 14:56, archived)
# Rising Foot
The meaning of the name “Rohin” is: “Rising; on an upward path; rising path”.

youtu.be/rpYTvQjuj4E
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 17:38, archived)
# Centipedo:
Jimmy Saville
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 20:27, archived)
# Someone's gonna get you when you thumb, thumb
(dribble, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 13:36, archived)
# Ayyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 15:50, archived)
# I'm sorry Pedro ruined your picture.
We have to put him on a shorter leash.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 19:06, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11325066
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 10:44, archived)
# Well done.
You get an aaaaayyyy


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 10:55, archived)
# Ayyyyyy
Happy days :)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 12:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 13:23, archived)
# No pointies...of course he's upset.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Brand New Roadshow
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha
sold
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 10:44, archived)
# Never used!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 19:07, archived)
# summer's nearly over 😔

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 9:53, archived)
# there's something afoot with this pic???
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 10:45, archived)
# I was hoping this pic would grow legs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 13:31, archived)
# It might do
You got an early shoe in
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 13:42, archived)
#
+his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 19:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 16:56, archived)
# Looks like you're making Christmas cards again :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 16:58, archived)
# Nah...I'll just repost the Batman one from last year.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:26, archived)
# Not even going to make it a bit pointier or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 21:53, archived)
# It's perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 22:53, archived)
# I reckon rob should include a Clippy variant on beter for when people want to do image posts
(dribble, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 21:18, archived)
# "It looks like you're reposting something for the tenth time into a challenge that it really doesn't have any relevance to"
(dribble, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 22:34, archived)
# Leave Ninj alone!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 22:53, archived)
# FLY YOU DICK
(dribble, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 17:30, archived)
# I wish to contribute but have to go out now
maybe later
(dribble, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 17:51, archived)
# (He said to himself.)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:31, archived)
# Well, this is embarrassing.
(dribble, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 20:55, archived)
#
Make it into a 1000 piece jigsaw and I'd buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:02, archived)
# How about this on a T-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:28, archived)
# Sold!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:38, archived)
# What's all this then?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:04, archived)
# L513 tears
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:07, archived)
# C:\USERS\CUNTY_PEDRO\CRY_LAUGHING_GUY.EMOJI
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:10, archived)
# LG13 *unfriendz*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:19, archived)
# OH FUCK!
IS ALDO NOVA AT IT AGAIN?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:04, archived)
# Not funny Pedro. All of this could have easily been avoided.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:10, archived)
# OMG I love marshmallows
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:11, archived)
# So it's true....
....wanking too much makes you go blind.
FUKOFFFUNNYDOG
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:23, archived)
# I hope you get the Coronaz and Diez.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:28, archived)
# [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:31, archived)
# That's it...you're dead now!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:34, archived)
# But that's not very convenient
I have painting to do in my apartment this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:45, archived)
# Painting yourself into a corner again, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 22:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 23:58, archived)
# I think you are painting it white.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 23:55, archived)
# That's just primer.
Will start the light grey this weekend.

Quit peeking in my windows or I'll give you another show.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 23:57, archived)
# The brown door, you mean
(dribble, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 0:56, archived)
# These Shakin' Stevens impersonators are getting worse
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 14:39, archived)
# But is Vic Reeves in the video?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 20:29, archived)
# alright, "Harold"
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 23:21, archived)
# Are you getting ready for your b3taday?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 4:35, archived)
# Shhhhhhh......
...top secret....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 7:08, archived)
# woah
(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Sat 12 Sep 2020, 9:19, archived)
# ^This is the correct reply.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 19:03, archived)
# where are the pointies dude?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 10:45, archived)
# 7 of 9
Google it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] It's fine. There is no second wave.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 10:38, archived)
# Those eyes are longing for better days.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:01, archived)
# Why are ball-bags so hard to dry?
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 8:00, archived)
# I highly recommend practising on your own ballbag first.

You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 8:39, archived)
# I love this! ...I wonder why, *think think*
Yours looks like a Derek or Josh. Mine doesn't have a name :(

:D :D :D


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 11:31, archived)
# it's a ralph
(ozof, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 12:44, archived)
# All cats are called Bob. Trufax.
Edit: Except the ones that aren't. Obv.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:15, archived)
# OBV
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 2:18, archived)
# When they're stuck to your thigh
Just like me
They long to be
Close to you
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 11 Sep 2020, 9:00, archived)
# That's amore!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 9:31, archived)
# lol
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 9:59, archived)
# I hate eels.
(hellish, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 10:53, archived)
# Then with what do you fill your hovercraft?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 16:22, archived)
# Oh is it half term again, doesn't time fly when there's an international health crisis
(dribble, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 9:05, archived)
# I mean, gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing
(dribble, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 9:09, archived)
# you can gaz mongy at: mongychops, The Step, b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 12:33, archived)
# Oooooooo....I miss that cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:06, archived)
# 5 minutes in an 800W microwave oven should do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 9:44, archived)
# Oven-ready
(dribble, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 9:46, archived)
# ^ this deserves an unlurk

(allbad mostly posting pictures of spoons ... but not here, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 10:51, archived)
# Arm sounds great
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 11 Sep 2020, 11:19, archived)
# Jake the parm
(dribble, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 11:41, archived)
# I roll mine up in a towel and beat on it with the heel of my hand.
flip it over and repeat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 12:16, archived)
# Iron them, takes out the creases too.
Just don't use the steam.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:19, archived)
# Why is attention so hard to get?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:24, archived)
#
just put it in the dryer or hang it outside

(razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:35, archived)
# For some reason,
that reminds me of Klimt's The Kiss
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:04, archived)
#


(razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 6:38, archived)
# TV shows presented by villains
Fred West's Homes Under The Hammer
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 7:50, archived)
# Peter Sutcliffe's Whores Under The Hammer
(rogerzilla, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 10:42, archived)
# Shipman in Antiques Roadkill?
wait, give me another go
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 12:06, archived)
# Jeffrey Dahmer's "How I Ate Your Mother"
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:31, archived)
# Adolf Hitler's TV Burp
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 16:53, archived)
# Uncle Joe's Escape To The Gulag
(rogerzilla, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 21:26, archived)
# Great idea
(davyclam, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:02, archived)
# Katie Price is looking better, even with the Karen hairdo.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:20, archived)
#
C G
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:32, archived)

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