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[challenge entry]
(ozof, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The Tommyknockers
(JauntyArt, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HORROR BOOKS

It's Halloween this week, so lets read some scary stories and come up with puns, photoshops and gifs for them. It's a horror book challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The best Dido for the job.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 9:52, archived)
#
(koolfred, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 4:55, archived)
# Good one Mofaha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 1:35, archived)
# PERFECT!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 14:40, archived)
# I don’t get it, they’re visible
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 18:03, archived)
#
(radja, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 0:03, archived)
# A child, holding a cartoon penis.
(dribble, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 0:14, archived)
# Fictional cartoon penis is ok I think?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 1:18, archived)
# Also, happy no candle day.
(dribble, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 0:15, archived)
# radja is a Giant Dragon that dislikes Modern Architecture,
swats Aeroplanes like Flies, shoots Laser Beams, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, and kidnaps Blonde Women.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 1:17, archived)
# uh...
nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ゴジラ
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 22:23, archived)
# Haha!!
Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 22:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fantastic. Probably now out of work but should retrain as a Cyber Ballet Dancer. What could possibly go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 22:50, archived)
# Haha brilliant
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 22:58, archived)
# You're Hired!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 0:17, archived)
# coff*toy*coff
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 1:36, archived)
# Stop motion!
(may have been too lazy to cut out a Godzilla from a film still when a white background toy one was available)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 8:33, archived)
# :D
(ozof, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 4:33, archived)
# Godzilla working in Glasgow
byraway
(davyclam, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 8:24, archived)
# Hah!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 25 Oct 2020, 8:49, archived)
# Proper lols
(deadmonkey99, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] The faculty's under pressure to cut costs
Luckily the new provost has managed to reduce dig schedules by 60%
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 18:47, archived)
#
We ain't found shit!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 17:37, archived)
# i liked it
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry] William Hogarth - a great painter but rubbish at spelling
(Mothballs lost all track of time on, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 14:08, archived)
# Something to do with 'Babe' by Styx? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 20:14, archived)
# Portrait of Cameron as a Young Man
(rogerzilla, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Missing drugs haul you say? Looks like we’ve got another mystery on our hands, right Scoob?
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 24 Oct 2020, 9:27, archived)
# I wanna be a drug sniffing dog
(dribble, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 11:12, archived)
# He loves his Scooby Smack
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 11:21, archived)
# Yes!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 24 Oct 2020, 12:41, archived)
# Noice
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Hannibal Lecturer
(JauntyArt, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:05, archived)
# Ohhhh shit ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:26, archived)
# He was an Ob/Gyn on the Crosby show
So he could have gotten his hands on those pills anyway.
(gijoel, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 13:51, archived)
# Crosby, Pills then Gash
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 14:16, archived)
# Hannibal Lectern
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 1:21, archived)
# Hannibal Lexus
Hannibal Letcher
Cannonball Lecter
Horrible Lettuce
Hansolo Leah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 2:23, archived)
# Handsolo lettuce sounds promising
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 4:32, archived)
# It’s too close to salad fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 4:53, archived)
# I've never seen salad fingers before.
Thanks for the tip.
Edit: I just told my 13yo son about it, turns out he's been a fan for a while now.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 5:07, archived)
# I’m down wit d yoof
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice, I made this one about 7 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 12:29, archived)
# We should have shot you on the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 20:20, archived)
#
I like this
(JauntyArt, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Final Sequence
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:06, archived)
#
:D
doesn't it need to be more circular

great!! now every time i go to the supermarket i will have this image in my mind.
(razzle, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:18, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:22, archived)
# brilliant
and 100% aldi accurate
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Give Wei
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:35, archived)
# Not gonna lie, I’ve never known how to pronounce his name, I thought this was a joke about wee wee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:29, archived)
# No, the joke is the man is not the boy's father.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 4:37, archived)
# wee wee lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 4:58, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] "None Shall Pass... port."
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Fri 23 Oct 2020, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] there'll be tears before this is over
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 18:37, archived)
# The tier drop explodes
(dribble, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 18:43, archived)
# could be enough for a boxed set
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 19:12, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Should've gone...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:26, archived)
# into the radiation flooded engine room
(dribble, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 18:24, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 19:33, archived)
# New Spock is not old Spock
that's what he meant when he said "remember"

Remember that I died
(dribble, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:49, archived)
# Spoilers m8 ffs
mods, ban this prick, 38 years ago
(dribble, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:55, archived)
# Back when it was good
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:33, archived)
# b3ta, you mean
(dribble, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:35, archived)
# That’s the joke, dribble. That is it, that’s what I meant. That’s the joke. That is it.
Your comment better not get on the populol page. I’ve already put together a rough draft* of a letter to send to Rob laying out his legal options if it does.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:36, archived)
# Did you not mean Star Wars? I can change it, if you like
(dribble, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:47, archived)
# It’s all been a terrible misunderstanding, if you thought it was about Star Wars that’s even funnier!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:50, archived)
# Comedy bronze
(dribble, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 1:12, archived)
# b3ta, you mean
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 1:54, archived)
# Patar banton
(dribble, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 2:14, archived)
# It’s just locker-room banton
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 4:59, archived)
# Does he help you with your 'first contact' lens?
(Cerberus64, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 18:29, archived)
# FFS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 19:33, archived)
# ffs y tho
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:34, archived)
# O PLS
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Oct 2020, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Rethink. Reskill. Repent.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 15:37, archived)
# Who’s the white guy?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 16:52, archived)
# *Whose
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:32, archived)
# *wight
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 19:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 19:34, archived)
# What a nice smiles :)
Middleface says FUCK MY NECKFLAPS DO ITTTTT HAHAHAHA or at least that’s what it looks like to me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:23, archived)
# I like the neckslits
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:23, archived)
# I’m morbidly curious as to what you mean by ‘like’ in this context but PLEASE DO NOT SHARE YOUR FEELINGS WITH THE GROUP
inb4 -curious +obese
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:32, archived)
# u ninja'd ur reply
By 'like' I mean 'LOVE' ...HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 1:30, archived)
# You shared, why did you share, we talked about the sharing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 1:56, archived)
# 'we'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 2:07, archived)
# It was talked about
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 2:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 2:47, archived)
# Awwww :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 4:59, archived)
# This is a great new joke that you just invented, you should enter it in the qotw.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 16:56, archived)
# That Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Retired bounty hunter lands job at local council planning department.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 14:24, archived)
# Do you know the way
(dribble, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 15:21, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 16:53, archived)

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