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Happy Friday the 13th everyone!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:08, archived)

very good

(razzle, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 20:59, archived)

Thanks! I'm doing well.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:24, archived)

...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:35, archived)

... and how are you doing this fine day?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:42, archived)

I'm so fucking bored. I'm gonna drink and smoke until I pass out.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:46, archived)

I'm finna eat.

*POOF!*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:55, archived)

These are not mutually exclusive options

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 0:14, archived)

That's what she always tries to tell me when we go out to eat

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 0:46, archived)

YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO ASK THOUGH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 0:15, archived)

Thanks! I'm doing well.

You?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 0:17, archived)

How the fuck are you, Motherfucker?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 0:31, archived)

Click for bigger (57 kb)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 0:33, archived)

That black space is so intriguing.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 0:44, archived)

I'm going to leave it there now.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 0:45, archived)

The Best Of PedroHin:

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 1:34, archived)

BAWWWW! :((

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 1:35, archived)

It’s like, how much more black could it be?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 17:42, archived)

And the answer is none. None more black.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 19:21, archived)

You should have seen the space he wanted to do. It wasn't black, believe me.

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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 20:28, archived)

A Q&D successor

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 11:58, archived)

Obligatory

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 13 Nov 2020, 18:46, archived)

(razzle, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 18:50, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:03, archived)

Sad

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:38, archived)

I came here to find this and you didn't let me down.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 20:51, archived)

I wear the chain I forged in life.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 18:38, archived)

it's all a bit like that 'dick in a box' song/sketch

but I would have laughed if he had taken his hands away and the box still stayed in place

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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:32, archived)

A 2 for 1 special

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 13 Nov 2020, 17:02, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 18:38, archived)

It's hard to find a forward-facing chick-pic, innit?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:05, archived)

Have you searched "hentai"?

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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:17, archived)

Shirley....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:57, archived)

snort

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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:18, archived)

Never trust a chicken

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Canker, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:41, archived)

t s

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:46, archived)

*moist :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 17:34, archived)

<--damp

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:51, archived)

We happy?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:18, archived)

:( I was hoping for a golden egg

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:34, archived)

I was gonna do that with raiders of the lost quwark

but thought it had prolly bindun

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:36, archived)

needs a golden easter egg

(razzle, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 21:48, archived)

This starts well

Then unexpected Ron makes it great

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 17:05, archived)

thanks CK I had him in the background for the nugget gag but cropped him for later lols instead

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 17:08, archived)

+ meal

(Smug Bastard LOL, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 17:39, archived)

Needs more landfill plastic toy

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 17:55, archived)

Super

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 19:39, archived)

👍

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 20:28, archived)

I thought I killed this meme.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:21, archived)

Silly Amiotic

Memes cannot dead

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 14 Nov 2020, 9:35, archived)

bdum tish

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 15:35, archived)

gay!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:19, archived)

I wish I knew how to quice you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:34, archived)

just wing it

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:43, archived)

Stuffing LOLz

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:21, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 14:46, archived)

fantastic!

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 13 Nov 2020, 14:49, archived)

*Googles*

NO FREAKIN' WAY, LOL

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 14:53, archived)

Aces

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 14:58, archived)

lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 15:15, archived)

This made me LOL more than it should have...!

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 15:36, archived)

This is wonderful

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 15:37, archived)

hahaha

(razzle, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 15:37, archived)

Nice one

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:01, archived)

top stuff

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:19, archived)

This is the best thing

It is fantastic

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 17:06, archived)

Hahahah. Brilliant and topical too

(Hemipygous, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 17:49, archived)

Super

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 20:17, archived)

Holy Fuck.

*Outraged* D:

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:19, archived)

bastard

you made me spill my drink. up my nose. it burns

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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:57, archived)

Haha!! Funniest thing in a while that

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Mex3 =mememe, Sun 15 Nov 2020, 21:01, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 14:14, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 14:46, archived)

heh!

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 13 Nov 2020, 14:50, archived)

fucking Hell

don't let Atomic see this

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:20, archived)

but why?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:25, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11330303

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:29, archived)

...and so he will......AGAIN

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:31, archived)

I mean

how can somebody 'not even' when they are even anyway.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:31, archived)

hmmmm

how odd

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:41, archived)

Unless they 'totally not even', but that's a whole-'nother thing

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:52, archived)

...i............can't..........................................

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:20, archived)

.........................

...................................................................................................?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:23, archived)

.............................be bothered.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 22:47, archived)

I think Donnie Darko understands things better now

(razzle, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 11:16, archived)

😃

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Captain Howdy, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 14:47, archived)

Game over for Peter Sutcliffe...

(SonofRojBlake, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 9:31, archived)

Peter Sutcliffe Richard?

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 13 Nov 2020, 10:08, archived)

Could cover "U can't touch this"

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 10:24, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8284043

(dribble, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 10:38, archived)

Sad day

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 14:10, archived)

Terrible crimes

He was very good at driving HGVs, however. Always worked beyond his shifts and and never once turned up late.

(WinnieTheTurd, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 14:05, archived)

Elvis McGonagall says adios to Cummings

youtu.be/60u0lUyKSA4

(Dick Lovegate, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 9:14, archived)

I would cough, but you can't these days

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 9:19, archived)

A socially distanced "far cough" is acceptable, I think.

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Chumps 👀, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 9:39, archived)

Don't tell me to far cough !!

Happy Kandles!

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 10:27, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 12:58, archived)

You can.

As long as you then stay at home for 14 days.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 9:40, archived)

(razzle, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 20:43, archived)

Luv it!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 23:04, archived)

Excellent!

-click-

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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 23:53, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 18:37, archived)

hahah!

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 12 Nov 2020, 18:49, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:21, archived)

Don't eat live chickens.

Duh.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 19:28, archived)

Or at least chew them better

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Pizopop was here, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 20:04, archived)

fewer

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:21, archived)

I do not like green eggs and hen

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 21:20, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:21, archived)

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2kindsofherring, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 18:35, archived)

BAWK BAWK BAWK!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 20:40, archived)

Cluck Rogers.

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_le_shat, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 10:27, archived)

haha

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 16:08, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 16:40, archived)

heh.. i like it

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 15:38, archived)

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 12 Nov 2020, 13:26, archived)

Why is he shooting at the ground?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 19:27, archived)

Self defense?

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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Fri 13 Nov 2020, 5:06, archived)

this is fine

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b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 11:44, archived)

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