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[challenge entry]
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:43, archived)
#
it's a shame he doesn't sell/ rent huge lorries
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 13:16, archived)
# Available in two colours; Red and Yellow.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmmm
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:29, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 14:58, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CELEBRITY PRODUCTS

It's almost Christmas and all the celebs are getting their crappy branded perfumes and products on the shelves.
Lets add to the piles of future landfill by coming up with some more. Give us celebrity name pun product lols.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 11:51, archived)
# I'd 'shop "Eau de Steve Bannon" but I've just eaten and feel a bit sick just thinking of having to deal with the concept
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:04, archived)
# mmmm, grilled onions and sweaty sneakers
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 13:45, archived)
# And infection, decay and corruption, all bundled up in a double shirt layer
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:18, archived)
# Steve Jobs Odd Bob A Jobs
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:19, archived)
# Steve Balmers Dead Body Embalmers
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:19, archived)
# Elon Musk & 'Sex Pervert At Dusk' Eud De Parfum
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:20, archived)
# Mark Zuckerbergs' FaceBlack
A horribly misjudged app and website that takes you right back to the racial attitudes of the roaring thirties.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm...

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Roflcopter

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Smell nice I do...

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't everybody thank me at once
Click for bigger (96 kb)
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 17:27, archived)
# So much win here
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:25, archived)
# Why no pea mention?
Although most ppl here can only just remember this morning.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Blows dust off...

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Arse!

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:30, archived)
# Elon's Portal sex toys
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a...
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 4:50, archived)
# And b3ta eats itself
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 7:23, archived)
# rob will eat himself
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 9:16, archived)
# The prince rib operation
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 9:48, archived)
# well he'll try, that's the main thing
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 12:09, archived)
# Nicely
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 9:14, archived)
# My claim to fame was Jonti was my flatmate at the time
and I heard the song before the video was produced and I suggested a video idea which (thankfully) Jonti totally ignored.

From purely listening to the music I imagined a child tugging at his mum's arm "badger badger" then her turning to shush him "mushroom mushroom". Er.. possibly something horrible with the snake.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 19:27, archived)
# Dunno where markp0rter's hand is but that lady looks quite happy
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 19:37, archived)
# She's just pinned his hand to the coffin with her ice axe
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 22:30, archived)
# He was a strange one, wasn't he?
He intiated a gaz 'conversation' with me, which was... odd. Very odd.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 9:19, archived)
# Me likey

(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 1:17, archived)
# b3ta bash
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Rickrolling used to be so expensive
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Alan Mr Sir Lord
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 16:30, archived)
# wow XD
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:49, archived)
# vg :)
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 16:47, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
(I had to recount the number of 'ha' playing back in my head -- It was 5.)
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 16:49, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 16:57, archived)
# Click for the real thing!
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:01, archived)
# Cha cha cha!
*clap*
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:27, archived)
# Salsacise?
Ay up love, time to get proper dancin with Manolo from the newsagents.
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 19:04, archived)
# Now kick three times, now do the hip march...
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 23:51, archived)
# I loved the Matchrite catalogue
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 21:28, archived)
# after the first 5 years
of your 10 year membership, you will be paying ยฃ115,292,150,460,684,700 per month
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I believe this to be a 90's meme.
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 13:49, archived)
# Un the buses
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 15:19, archived)
# haha!
I'm going to get you Butler!!! (as long as this Bus does not exceed 55mph)
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 18:39, archived)
# Blakey!
Clearly, on the speed.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 16:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 21:41, archived)
# She's all eyes for me.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 22:12, archived)
# That’s a bit weird Pedro, no offense. I had a lovely image to post but I’m wondering now if this is the right kind of environment for my latest work.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 22:32, archived)
# Soz
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 22:53, archived)
# Oh no
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:07, archived)
# I have worse ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:17, archived)
# rilly?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:21, archived)
# Literal slugfest
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:22, archived)
# Butholes all the way down.
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 18:06, archived)
#
Any which way you cannot
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 18:26, archived)
# How about NOW?!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:04, archived)
# Hawt Diggity...
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:14, archived)
# "all my own hair"
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:25, archived)
# He's got a bit of Frank Booth about him
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:26, archived)
# And a 0 inch waist
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:43, archived)
# Sos
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:14, archived)
# A Spider
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 22:35, archived)
# It’s a bit weird, frankly
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 22:39, archived)
# Probably thousands of images on DeviantArt just like it
bunch of sick perverts
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 22:43, archived)
# Ages since I ventured on there, I have no idea what it’s like now.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:14, archived)
# I can't even view it nowadays because lol, shit computer
probably still the awkward mix of professional artists and furry paedos
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:18, archived)
# Oops posted the wrong one LOL
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:03, archived)
# Oh dear :(
Also: lol @ ur sig lol, that guy is a prince
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:08, archived)
# Until recently, I had only seen the
'stop touching my penis' portion of the great monologue. I never knew there was a golden 1min,9sec Shakespearean masterpiece.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:16, archived)
# It really is
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:25, archived)
# I just realized, you can't have Shakespearean
Without pear
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:23, archived)
# Shout out to all the bard!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:26, archived)
# b3ta.cm/
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 0:23, archived)
# King Pear
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 14:38, archived)
# If only you had just put the eyes in place of the nostrils
If only
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 10:38, archived)
# Like one of these?
A)
B)
C)
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 12:45, archived)
# B
is Voldemort's mum
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 13:30, archived)
# Fuck Marry Kill
In that order
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 13:35, archived)
# fine then, there's one left for me
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 14:06, archived)
# Now I want your one
please
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 15:09, archived)
# NO
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 15:38, archived)
#
๐Ÿ–•
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 15:50, archived)
#

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 16:48, archived)
# :D
:(
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:17, archived)
#

(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 18:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 21:14, archived)
#

(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 21:29, archived)
#
calm down
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:05, archived)
# Front jokes are never inpaged
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 22:34, archived)
# It's not a 'joke'.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:06, archived)
# It's serious (monkey (beer)) business!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 23:13, archived)
# will this be a series? Monkey Beer lovelies?
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 13:01, archived)
# Yes*
*No
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 16:46, archived)
# WFH this Christmas?

Click for bigger (342 kb)
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 11:14, archived)
# Wank For Her?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 12:03, archived)
# The lady is merely getting a deep-tissue massage on the glutes after a hard day's practising crosscountry skiing
Everything has to be sexi with you, doesn't it?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 12:18, archived)
# Everything IS always sexi with me
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 12:19, archived)
# What's wrong with being sexist?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 20:21, archived)
# +e
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 20:47, archived)
# Oh
It's such a fine line
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 21:36, archived)
# Dick typin
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 12:15, archived)
# That does not look very ergonomic for his hands
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 12:16, archived)
# That's not where his hands normally are
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 12:18, archived)
# Proper Folding
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 11:13, archived)
# Not sure if relevant
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Super Shit Shop Saturday
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 10:25, archived)
# nailed it
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 11:05, archived)
# Perfect
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 11:42, archived)
# It's Saturday again already?
:(

EDIT: Sadderday, rather
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 12:04, archived)
# gjb
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and when combined...
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 3:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Im glad you waited until Sunday to post this
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 10:40, archived)
# Oh yes....it's much harder to remove his hand from his pocket on Saturday.
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd pay to watch that
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 19:50, archived)
# Lots of laughs.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Put the gun down...

Click for bigger (120 kb)
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 10:04, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 16:20, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 22:13, archived)
# How to identify Volkswagen people carriers - Synthpop edition








(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 22:14, archived)
# I'd help them idenfify a famously ugly car from the 1980s
...if I had a photograph of Yugo.
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 0:27, archived)
# But was it as ugly as a Polonez?
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 10:00, archived)
# Touran Touran
Her name probably isn't Rio
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 19:18, archived)
#
Noooo! You maniacs, you replaced her with fucking John Major! Good damn you all to hell.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 22:56, archived)
#
they've got coat hangers for mouths and like peas with stilts on
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:58, archived)
#
peas whales
(, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] He was found innocent the day before my birthday... what a wonderful gift!
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 16:34, archived)
# It's kind of amazing that they caught an invisible man
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:08, archived)
# a very skinny invisible man
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:34, archived)
# Running makes you lose weight
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 17:40, archived)
# Nah!
It'll never catch on
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:17, archived)
# theresa may's dance partner
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 22:53, archived)
# Cool dog story, Bro.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 18:56, archived)

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