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# 3D chess I tells ya


(driverchris, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:25, archived)
# Bars & Stripes for the patriot
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:50, archived)
# Hah!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] A far right riveting read!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 10:53, archived)
# Tariffic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 6:08, archived)
# do b3ta nudes next plz
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 6:25, archived)
# I'm naked and waiting for atomic to turn up with his camera as we speak.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:30, archived)
# Nice Tits or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 18:51, archived)
# GYPO or GTFO, you mean
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 19:44, archived)
# Grab 'em by the P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 19:53, archived)
# When you’re an established forum member they let you do anything
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 21:00, archived)
# B3ta newsletter every Friday?
Definitely fake news...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 9:54, archived)
# Time worked differently in the Before.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 13:53, archived)
# ...EVERY...FRIDAY....without fail...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 18:51, archived)
# Where can I get the Bruce Willis sweater?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:14, archived)
# ask these fine folks!
hebtro.co/product/sweary-scarf/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:32, archived)
# I fixed it
hebtro.co/product/sweary-sweater/
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:49, archived)
# 2nd time this week already :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 17:13, archived)
# I made it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 18:52, archived)
# Still no Kunt? I’m starting to think you’re not a fan.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 19:46, archived)
# m8 you understand it’s got swears in, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 19:46, archived)
# The kids will eat it up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 19:55, archived)
# When memes collide.
(Maiden2020, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:50, archived)
# Nice
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:04, archived)
# Hey! How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:36, archived)
# Hey mofaha!
Is it gay shift already?
(Maiden2020, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:38, archived)
# It never ends :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 2:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 18:16, archived)
# Mittentastic
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 18:54, archived)
# Hah.
Fab.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Not hamsters any more
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 14:15, archived)
# I got the Yewtree expansion pack
(rogerzilla, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:54, archived)
# I bet you have, you dirty old bollocks
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:26, archived)
# YOUR BLOCKED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:27, archived)
# I fucking loved this game.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:50, archived)
# It was excellent
I remember that some mum complained either about one of the joke headlines or the cartoon page 3 girl and WHSmiths immediately banned it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 10:31, archived)
# Just checked and the
now-cancelled celebrities featured in that game are:
Wacky Jacko, Dorrissey, Rotton Johnny, Derek Clapout, Ted Newsagent and Sidney Sparkle.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The Lynx Effect
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 13:09, archived)
# hey buuuuuuuuddyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:53, archived)
# Quite a lot better than the boys toilets ad campaign.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 18:45, archived)
# McHammer
(JauntyArt, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:32, archived)
# Well, I like it
It belongs in the beter bumper book of quite nice whimsy, alongside le harvey oswald
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:34, archived)
# la whimsy
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 22:03, archived)
# Ye Cannae Touch This
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:24, archived)
# soon...
(shardcore, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:31, archived)
# Shanty core
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:30, archived)
# Looks like he's doing a big shop!!!
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:47, archived)
# What?
You don't buy Captain Morgan in 3L bottles, sacks of Tate & Lyle sugar and catering packs of Tetley teabags?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:21, archived)
# lol
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:30, archived)
# The drink I am about to make can utilize up to 3 pounds of sugar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:34, archived)
# Bomb, you mean
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:51, archived)
# Who doesn't like a Dirty Tetley?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 20:38, archived)
# actualol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 2:08, archived)
# That’s Wholefoods I think, I recognize the labeling
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:28, archived)
# He needs more fruit if he's making Jam.
(Maiden2020, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:45, archived)
# Or an Eton Trifle
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 18:49, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 3:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 5:23, archived)
# since most people get their news from b3ta anyway, this should be a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 6:32, archived)
# It is a thing.
It's posted right up there^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 19:35, archived)
# So tell me more about the world getting destroyed
Like, will it affect property prices?
And will it be a lucky escape for Arsenal if it does happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:14, archived)
# No British people are believed to be involved.
(davyclam, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:31, archived)
# Finally, a Brexit dividend!
Take that, EU!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:31, archived)
# There will be equal divisions according to social status.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 19:36, archived)
# Where's my fucking swearing scarfvse?
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:24, archived)
# Finest British Acrylic !
hebtro.co/product/sweary-scarf/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 19:34, archived)
# REAL NEWS!
Happy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:24, archived)
# No more lies!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 19:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:30, archived)
# But no mention of Kunt’s most recent, hysterically funny, song? The one with the swears in it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:32, archived)
# I didn't listen to it.
I didn't believe the hype.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 19:37, archived)
# You did. You do. You is jelly. You wish you had a song with swears.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 3:37, archived)
# I kan haz rajess agenst teh masheen?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 6:13, archived)
# Flip you I won’t do what you tell me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 21:03, archived)
# He is such a character
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 20:45, archived)
# I’m kind of messed up and I keep thinking this is the fp
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 3:33, archived)
# CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 6:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] HBO Adventure

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(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Metalhead
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 22:25, archived)
# we're not gonna make it, are we?...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 23:57, archived)
# What's wrong with Wolfie?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 0:03, archived)
# :D


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 0:10, archived)
#
At least it didn't do it's business on the rug
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 7:04, archived)
# They always get you at the fastloader prompt

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(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Quiet Tonight?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 20:14, archived)
# It's alright until bill gates hits the nuke button
(dribble, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 20:20, archived)
# Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 24 Jan 2021, 20:40, archived)
# activates the nanobot controlled army of the elderly, surely?
nanobot = nan's a bot
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] LOO ROLL LOL
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 15:40, archived)
# With no face masks, they'll be waiting quite a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 15:55, archived)
# wait...
what that's their faces?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 16:10, archived)
# Even if they had
there'll always be that one with his nose-cock hanging over the top of the mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 16:11, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11335586
faces cock-noses
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 16:12, archived)
#
Prepare for mind-blowie.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 16:21, archived)
# whoa
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] wokka wokka
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:42, archived)
# Wokka wakka
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] C<.......
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 15:47, archived)
# Mr Bernie
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:26, archived)
# Defecate, defecate!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 8:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 23:14, archived)
# metal up your ass
(dribble, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 23:31, archived)
# These are not the 'roids you are looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 23:59, archived)
# C-3POO
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 1:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 10:21, archived)
# It's more than their memories that need to be wiped
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 2:02, archived)
# Look sir, Haemorrhoids!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 24 Jan 2021, 9:35, archived)
# Haha, lovely
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 9:59, archived)
# Heheh
I remember Frank Skinner saying the film Pushing Tin sounded like it was about R2D2 having a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:08, archived)
# *Hops late on bandwagon*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:59, archived)
# A very worthwhile hop.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 23 Jan 2021, 22:25, archived)
# excellent
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 10:41, archived)
# The mask
is because he's in Guiseley.
(davyclam, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:47, archived)
# A bandwagon was passing so I just jumped on.
(Mothballs lost all track of time on, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 3:34, archived)

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