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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 9:35, archived)

Am I allowed to like this?

(davyclam, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 12:08, archived)

I logged in specifically to click my approval.

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Shlvng, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 21:41, archived)

i oofed hard at this

(raypugh, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 7:17, archived)

Well, you woke up this morning... Got yourself a plumb...err

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 9:29, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 1:09, archived)

veganism

really hasn't done moby any favours

(ozof, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 2:19, archived)

That’s great, you're really good at these

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 2:22, archived)

Thanks. I enjoy the mental gymnastics

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 2:35, archived)

(ozof, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 2:49, archived)

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 7:26, archived)

I wish this was in 3D.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 3:38, archived)

I got this.

Just rub your eyes REALLY hard before you look at it

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 13:40, archived)

Too much cheek now.

*upset* :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 18:07, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 18:17, archived)

That's the one!...*unzips*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 18:29, archived)

U SICK PUPPY

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 18:38, archived)

What?...I just took my jacket off.

Dirty Sod.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 18:41, archived)

oops

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 18:49, archived)

This one gets me there.

Thanks pal :)

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Shlvng, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 21:43, archived)

fantastic, Cronenberg would be proud

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 6:49, archived)

Thanks!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 11:47, archived)

*brain asplodes*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 13:38, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 18:50, archived)

ban this sick filth

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 13:08, archived)

but it was squidgy

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 14:04, archived)

(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 23:01, archived)

It's-a meal!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 0:16, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 0:36, archived)

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 1 Jun 2021, 22:00, archived)

:D/'

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 3:39, archived)

Sosorry

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 1 Jun 2021, 20:43, archived)

...

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Ninj, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 20:36, archived)

Oh man lazy town was great

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 21:26, archived)

Hands off Stephanie, you wrong 'un

(rogerzilla, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 21:52, archived)

Cor, ally sheedy, eh lads

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 22:18, archived)

Juliette Lewis FTW

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 0:23, archived)

jennifer jason-leigh

in flesh and blood
wins by a hand

(ozof, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 1:14, archived)

unhappy candles

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 0:40, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 19:22, archived)

OMG :O

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 13:41, archived)

You ruined it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 15:32, archived)

:( always this way

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 15:57, archived)

FUCKLIFT

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Shlvng, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 21:45, archived)

CHA! ...OBV!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 1:56, archived)

Fly, you fools!

www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-57314928

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 17:41, archived)

Bit dodgy trusting that, the drone might decide to become invisible and seize power for itself

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 17:55, archived)

And thus Skynet was born

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 18:44, archived)

Watermark of Sauron

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 19:25, archived)

"Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of Sauron"

Sauron wanted to microchip everyone in Middle Earth, y'know.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 20:01, archived)

So primitive.

The elves used nanobot injections.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 3:40, archived)

Click for bigger (70 kb)

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christhebarker, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 16:38, archived)

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 1 Jun 2021, 16:45, archived)

^Winner

And I mean that in the most non-Links way possible. In other words, this wins.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 16:46, archived)

But Zelda is next week's challenge

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 17:29, archived)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 17:41, archived)

Well excuse ME, princess

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 17:47, archived)

Someone needs to learn how to exfoliate and moisturise

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 18:44, archived)

Alice Cooper's looking dog-rough

(rogerzilla, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 21:53, archived)

Meth, not even once.

Get those melanomas sorted out too.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 Jun 2021, 21:59, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 17:19, archived)

i o

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 17:30, archived)

Wee

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 3:41, archived)

Ha!

Very good indeed. Klik.

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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 15:50, archived)

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 4 Jun 2021, 15:51, archived)

Click for bigger (641 kb)

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 14:29, archived)

"I think, therefore it's-a me"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 15:30, archived)

His name's Mariode and he thinks therefore he am

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 15:34, archived)

Ah, Mariode Scartes, inventor of the rather bulky audiovisual cable that has since been replaced by HDMI

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 15:36, archived)

Wazoo!

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 1 Jun 2021, 13:40, archived)

(ozof, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 7:37, archived)

40 years of almost constant exposure to jenkem really took its toll

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:29, archived)

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:58, archived)

Nice!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 17:47, archived)

Did I tell you about my last trip, Luigi?

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 2:47, archived)

Hehe

Trippy

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Jun 2021, 8:38, archived)

It's Not Yoshi's Island Ether

(3rror-code Errormes, Mon 31 May 2021, 21:30, archived)

Alright LS

(dribble, Mon 31 May 2021, 22:03, archived)

You’re pipe hole

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 May 2021, 22:28, archived)

No. You’re.

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Chumps 👀, Mon 31 May 2021, 22:55, archived)

Therere more

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 0:03, archived)

"Ireland"

Nether

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 1 Jun 2021, 0:10, archived)

U'K!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 0:25, archived)

Sorry I should have used "Your"

As in: "Your little book of spelling nazisms"
Not You're
As in "You're an A-hole"

(3rror-code Errormes, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 5:33, archived)

~~n A-~~ pipe

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 8:11, archived)

A little book of spelling nazisms? That would be a dictionary.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 13:39, archived)

Deleted rant replaced with slap on the wrist.

-wrist
+penis

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 13:57, archived)

Dictationary, surely.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 15:38, archived)

My Nephew saw this!

My Nephew!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 17:48, archived)

HIS NEPHEW

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 19:12, archived)

"There's" is widely tolerated for plurals in speech, because "there're" is too hard to say

But it should never be used in writing.

(rogerzilla, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 14:49, archived)

No, no

No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, there're no limits

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 15:28, archived)

techno techno techno techno

(rogerzilla, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 21:54, archived)

History is written in memes now?

Who's responsible for that ridiculous dumbing-down, the UK or the EU? The people must be told!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 May 2021, 22:27, archived)

History will be perfectly safe with Meme's

Memes can't mess it up worse than the christians and all their different cults did

(3rror-code Errormes, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 5:50, archived)

THE POPE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 8:12, archived)

<s>o</s> i

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 9:21, archived)

white space party

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:02, archived)

Piranha brains

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 10:15, archived)

I like the Pope

The Pope smokes dope

(rogerzilla, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 14:49, archived)

With meme's what?

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 14:40, archived)

Also, is a writtern the offspring of a wren and a bittern?

Liberal remoaner cuck Chris Packham must be told!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 May 2021, 22:55, archived)

Bants!

LOL

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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 31 May 2021, 23:59, archived)

Hapy Candels!!

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 1 Jun 2021, 0:14, archived)

These days, if you don't anti-alias your fonts

then you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 0:16, archived)

Turning On ClearType On Windows XP
Right-click on the Desktop and select Properties. ...
Select the pane named Appearance.
Click on the button labeled “Effects…”, which will open a window with the same name.
Check the box labeled “Use the following method to smooth edges of screen fonts”,
and select ClearType from the drop-down list below it

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 0:50, archived)

Slap Pedro upside the head

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 4:36, archived)

Oops

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 6:56, archived)

Someone who is not a fan of 'ClearType' over here!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 12:30, archived)

No, I just thought the instructions needed spicing up a bit.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 15:17, archived)

Slaps feel like 'spicy'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 15:18, archived)

The way I do it, yes.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 19:13, archived)

Ohhh, nice!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 20:06, archived)

It’s an arrested and thrown in jail offense.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 4:32, archived)

youtu.be/w8akXqLi1mE

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 8:31, archived)

Strobe warning

(dribble, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 8:31, archived)

Damn that *Magic*Shoehorn*!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 0:22, archived)

alright, threerror-code

happy candles

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 8:17, archived)

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 31 May 2021, 14:42, archived)

Gamedev in the Star Trek universe

Click for bigger (485 kb)

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Newington, Mon 31 May 2021, 14:02, archived)

And what if you meet some Borg? Hmm?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 31 May 2021, 15:42, archived)

It's neck and neck in the main event.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 31 May 2021, 12:21, archived)

Bank holiday threadrush

(dribble, Mon 31 May 2021, 12:23, archived)

-t -r

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 May 2021, 15:49, archived)

Good-in-the-sack race

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 31 May 2021, 12:59, archived)

This is my COVID face

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 May 2021, 22:31, archived)

Wonderful!

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Ninj, Mon 31 May 2021, 14:20, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 31 May 2021, 14:30, archived)

Some of their cake is in tier 3

(dribble, Mon 31 May 2021, 14:39, archived)

arf

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 31 May 2021, 14:48, archived)

(razzle, Mon 31 May 2021, 18:59, archived)

SATIRE

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 May 2021, 15:50, archived)

Twitter feed this now

(dribble, Mon 31 May 2021, 16:05, archived)

"You're the reason Boris doesn't love me!"

(dribble, Mon 31 May 2021, 17:18, archived)

SATIRE

(dribble, Mon 31 May 2021, 17:19, archived)

Bleeding edge satire, no less.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 31 May 2021, 20:11, archived)

I forgot to say SATIRE on my post, thanks for the reminder.

That'll give the FP bot something to title the twitter post.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 May 2021, 22:36, archived)

:) - which head matching algorithm ....

(razzle, Mon 31 May 2021, 19:01, archived)

Satire is more important than techniq

(dribble, Mon 31 May 2021, 19:26, archived)

Like Cold War Steve when he only had MS Paint

(rogerzilla, Tue 1 Jun 2021, 8:55, archived)

Twitter wags hate him

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 May 2021, 23:03, archived)

Ted and Spike from Hi-de-hi keeping the campers distracted

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 31 May 2021, 16:53, archived)

Woo²

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 31 May 2021, 16:59, archived)

The Boris bounce!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 31 May 2021, 17:03, archived)

Perfect

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 31 May 2021, 18:36, archived)

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