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# One Britain, One Nation

Here's a video version.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:26, archived)
#
very good,

although I suspect the people who made the song wouldn't understand the joke

since they're using the book as a manual
(razzle, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 12:22, archived)
#
WΠ΅ are England
And we have one scheme
To subjugate all people
Under our Leader Supreme
We are England
And we have one scheme
To grind down all people
In one great scream

Verse 1
Our nation survived through many storms and many wars
Ok we started most of them, they widened our island’s shores
We accentuate our differences with anger in our hearts
Empire forΠ΅ver, never apart

Chorus

Verse 2
So many different races, standing in the same place
So many different faces, moving at the same pace
We're set at each others' throats, you know that it's true
Divided forever, 48-52
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:15, archived)
# ❀️
(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 22:27, archived)
# Suppose "One United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, 4 (or 5 if Cornwall breaks off) Nations" doesn't fit quite so well on a poster
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:18, archived)
# One nation under a gove
(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:54, archived)
# Bring slime-resistant outerwear
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:56, archived)
# "I feel so funky"
(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 13:58, archived)
# Clickin dis
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 21:03, archived)
# this
b3ta.com/links/1567909
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 17:32, archived)
# Room for a little more Thora?

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(PCR, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 18:05, archived)
# alright,
"polymerase chain reaction", "Parti Communiste RΓ©unionnais", "Palestinian Center for Rapprochement between Peoples", "peak cell rate", "Phosphocreatine", "Practical Chinese Reader", "pancritical rationalism", etc.

if it's not one of these it must be one of the other definitions.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 18:27, archived)
#
this β€˜PCR’ is not a test…
(PCR, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 18:35, archived)
# Paint Chip Repair?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 0:11, archived)
# Picture Centred Randomly
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 18:36, archived)
# Grey space party
(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 18:37, archived)
#
All too true…pretty clumsy rookie
(PCR, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 18:56, archived)
# "Room for a little more Thora?"
I definitely heard that in an Alan Bennett voice.
(davyclam, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 21:30, archived)
# There's
Plenty more space for thora up there.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 18:38, archived)
# We like her here.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 21:22, archived)
# FINALLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 22:14, archived)
# no, tho?
(ozof, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 22:33, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 0:22, archived)
# ❀️❀️❀️
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 0:12, archived)
# If Thora Hird was to hatch, this is what would be inside.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 22:16, archived)
# She used to live a couple of streets away from my Nan and Grandad in Morecambe.
That's an interesting fact, isn't it, everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 23:21, archived)
# Eric was odder than I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 23:31, archived)
# Yes it is interesting.
I find it very interesting because my cousin's Grandfather's sister-in-law, known to me as "Auntie Mabel", also lived in Morecambe, as did many retirees from the West Yorkshire conurbation, for some reason. This is all actually true, by the way.
Interestng.
(davyclam, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 21:34, archived)
# There should be more interesting stuff on B3ta.
(davyclam, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] London - 0, Hell - 4

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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 18:00, archived)
# that's what happens
If the sun shines in Hull for more than 5 minutes. They're not used to it up there
(rogerzilla, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] You'll never take our cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 17:32, archived)
# I really like this
Sorry to have posted straight after you!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 18:01, archived)
# Haha!
No worries :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 18:49, archived)
# This works
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 23:53, archived)
# Cracking good work there lad
(gijoel, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 8:54, archived)
# Nice!
psst, change it to "You'll never take our Eeeeeedam!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 9:55, archived)
# That's really good...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 17:14, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 16:26, archived)
# Never mind the brown ale here's the sexist
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 17:16, archived)
# He overdosed on the nuky brown
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 18:25, archived)
# This audio-spinoff Doctor Who recasting is getting out of hand.

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(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 16:09, archived)
# A BOTTLE OF RED WHINE
(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 17:05, archived)
# Doctor Needs a Poo, judging from his expression
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 17:22, archived)
# Have a mountain

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Just something I was working on a while ago -- it converts 2d topo maps to a 3d representation. All done in JavaScript.. Apologies for not bringing the funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:45, archived)
# That's awfully clever, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 15:49, archived)
# Does it do other planets too?
If so may I request Olympus Mons (Mars), Doom Mons (Titan), and Atanua Mons (Venus), cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 15:51, archived)
# Mons (Venus) eh YDOB
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 22:20, archived)
# What is YDOB?
A very bad link on google suggests it's 1337 for 'body' but I find that hard to believe, and also "eh body" doesn't make sense.

I have tried to understand you but you're going to have to put a little more effort in.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 14:31, archived)
# Am I? Ok. Marc Almond. That’s your clue. Obviously you're going to have to put a little more effort in if you want to understand.
2) Twitter origin

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 21:06, archived)
# I'm not spending my Friday reading Marc Almond's Twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 14:14, archived)
# It looks a bit like a butte
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Eeeee
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:43, archived)
#

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(PCR, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:09, archived)
# I liked it! & Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 16:32, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] "I feel like a pig shat in my head!"

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(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:15, archived)
# -feel +look
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:26, archived)
# "We killed 0.2% of the population by mistake."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:30, archived)
# “These aren’t accidents…”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 21:07, archived)
# Boris you terrible cunt !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 23:03, archived)
# What's Northern about dogshit?
Pretty sure that's a universal concept.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 0:02, archived)
#
racist
(razzle, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 7:20, archived)
# Leg sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 0:32, archived)
# Nice
He's begging for a peak cap!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 0:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 0:15, archived)
# had visions of the organ in the final scene making fart noises
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 2:15, archived)
# Haha
I should have added that

{edit} so I have
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 2:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 4:57, archived)
# hahaha
Now it's perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:11, archived)
# PARP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
Very good! *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:12, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] An actual film this time.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] It Shouldn't Happen to a Vet

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 22:36, archived)
# :(
Mothra's not horrid...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 23:37, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 2:24, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
fucking hell !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 16:14, archived)
# I saw this in the newsletter and thought it needed some attention.

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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It's like a dark mirror

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(targetlad72, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 21:31, archived)
# Ecky-Thump killed a man in 1975
www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-18542377
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 0:03, archived)
# Long cute syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 2:42, archived)
# To be fair
it was a bloody good episode!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yeah, films. Right. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 19:53, archived)
# Pointillism and click?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 19:56, archived)
# Tony Montana is looking well
(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 20:00, archived)
# Say hello to my little (brush) pens
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 20:03, archived)
# I had Cannon Soccer, that was really fucking difficult
(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 20:05, archived)
# For some reason that one never worked on my A1200
maybe it was incompatible or maybe I just had a wonky coverdisk.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 20:08, archived)
# What processor
(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 20:40, archived)
# 68EC020 @ 14.28 MHz, OBVS.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 20:59, archived)
# Huh, should have been alright
I know AF frequently did disks that wouldn't run on 040/060

If you've still got your machine give Norwich Amiga Group a shout on "the Facebook's", I know at least one of them owns it because it was streamed a few weeks back
(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 21:08, archived)
# Jesus christ, shut up you fucking nerd
(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 19:24, archived)
# Eyes like pissholes in the snow
(rogerzilla, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 20:57, archived)
#
That sounds like a Gorillaz lyric.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad remake of a bad movie
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 16:53, archived)
# I would watch this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 17:43, archived)
# Oh, congrats on your front this took age
(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 18:57, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 1:00, archived)

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