just an idea I had
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 18:58,
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ENG-ER-LAND!No need for a capacity Wembley crowd, just one Blessed will make enough noise
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Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:36,
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Football's Covid HomeIt's Covid Home,
It's Covid Home,
It's Covid,
Covid's coming home.
Oh
(It's Covid Home,
It's Covid,
Covid's coming home.
Oh
Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 15:36,
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I still know that Covid's a scam, when I'm out with "the fam", have a hug in the pub, then cheeky Nando'sThree died afterwards
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Mon 5 Jul 2021, 16:22,
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What’s moved you from sardonic/ironic to straight-up angry?
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 16:35,
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Thanksprobably best to take a break from the news, social media and the internet in general, pretty much everything is annoying me now
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Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:29,
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Today, I have been a member of B3TA......for the majority of my life. #JustSaying.
Going to go back to lurking. Cheers.
(Going to go back to lurking. Cheers.
JamboM,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 11:31,
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You did the math. That's dedicationI have t-shirts older than you, LOL
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 13:29,
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Farewell ancient lurker.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 17:10,
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Well, Mister Speaker, I think that the good people of this country would far rather This Government moves onto other things.This Government has delivered a world beating vaccine rollout, Mister Speaker, but the right honourable gentleman opposite would probably far rather we keep everyone locked down forever more! Mister Speaker, I think it's about time that This Government put all this piffle and humbug well behind us, and concentrated fully on Getting Brexit Done (cont. PMQs 94)
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Mon 5 Jul 2021, 11:10,
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I don't usually plan that far ahead but it will probably be a sandwich and a cup of tea thank you
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 12:59,
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Flight - €3
Space suit charge - €130,000,000
(Space suit charge - €130,000,000
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 13:05,
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I'm such a typical crybaby libcan't bear the thought that we might be winning and it's time for everyone to just man the fuck up and get ill but probably not fatally so
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Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:22,
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The parents of any kid who gets knocked off their bike on the way to school can comfort themselves with the fact that the death was statistically insignificant, and most motor vehicle journeys happen without incident.Consider those poor networks, data usage has been really low over the last year with everyone sitting at home using WiFi. Speeding selfies to help out!
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Mon 5 Jul 2021, 9:40,
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I did think this about speeding. Whether I wish to care about others is my own responsibility now. Yay.
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Mon 5 Jul 2021, 10:56,
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All crimes to be decriminalised because the police cost too much.Play nicely now, children.
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Mon 5 Jul 2021, 11:11,
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At a rough calculation :To lift a 63kg person (estimated weight of Marilyn plus space helmet) one metre off the ground, with negligible atmosphere (0.3 nPa) and gravity of 1.62 m/s², thrust perpendicular to the ground and released over several seconds, would require a thrust equivalent to One Really Long And Powerful Fart. To actually reach escape velocity and make it into orbit would require a particularly large and muscular large intestine and some degree of soiling may occur.
Can a gastroenterologist determine how many 400g cans of baked beans this would equate to? It's for a jet propulsion project I'm trying to get NASA/ESA funding for.
(Can a gastroenterologist determine how many 400g cans of baked beans this would equate to? It's for a jet propulsion project I'm trying to get NASA/ESA funding for.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 8:43,
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the expoosive ejection of a sizeable follow-through would probably do the trick
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Mon 5 Jul 2021, 11:14,
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Swiss Army Man sequelStranded, suicidal astronaut uses Monroe's flatulent cadaver for space adventures and self discovery, with a few light-hearted musical numbers.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 13:14,
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It’s not about the destination, it’s about methane. Methane. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 13:42,
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American freedom flags do whatever the hell they want
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 13:08,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Celebs in space"){kind=small}
TOAP for the compo, and a very old joke
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Sun 4 Jul 2021, 20:36,
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This looks like the filter basket from a banquet-hall coffee brewer. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 13:31,
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Your nan looks like the filter basket from a banquet-hall coffee brewer.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 5 Jul 2021, 14:22,
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The flan of the free...?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Jul 2021, 19:16,
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Happy Cutting-The-Americans-Loose Day, Britain! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 4 Jul 2021, 17:20,
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You're spending a day in the loo?Take a good book.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 4 Jul 2021, 17:36,
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In the future, spaceships will benefit from technological improvements in Eddie Hall-effect thruster design.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 4 Jul 2021, 15:39,
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royal smug
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 4 Jul 2021, 10:55,
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long ago i ordered two croissants with breakfastit seems american croissants are unlike other croissants
i managed about half of one
(i managed about half of one
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 4 Jul 2021, 14:54,
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