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[challenge entry] "Mmmm, tastes creamy, is it Coladangelo?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 9:57, archived)
# Hancock's cheese cock
selected stores only
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Gerroff!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 20:14, archived)
# You're putting me through hell-a
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 20:37, archived)
# Aww I miss Oliver Reed, the Legend!
And thanks for the reminder to get some beers in!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 10:02, archived)
# His singing of Wild Thing
On the word is the best TV ever!
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 11:45, archived)
# I forgot that one!
Have you ever read about his final session on the day he died?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 19:39, archived)
# At least he's wearing full PPE this time
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 19:44, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 20:48, archived)
# Hehe
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] return of the space cowboy…
(PCR, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 18:03, archived)
# This must be the landing phase then
Unless he's going back to his home planet
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 18:09, archived)
# Capitol rioter removed from planet.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 18:51, archived)
# They already were
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:15, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11347246
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 19:44, archived)
# Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
have a nice cold pint and wait for this all to blow over.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 17:17, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 18:13, archived)
# run, fat boy, run!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "Does she ever shut up?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 16:35, archived)
# WOO Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmm

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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 15:35, archived)
# So good
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 15:59, archived)
# Haha here comes Terry
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 15:35, archived)
# He's only got a small part
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 15:40, archived)
# But a huge head
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 16:37, archived)
# ^This^
The huge headed wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 20:58, archived)
# The 70s Sci-fi Sitcom !
Marvellous.
(davyclam, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 9:42, archived)
# A ‘90s pandemic might have been more fun.

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(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 14:49, archived)
# This is how it feels to be hairy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 15:41, archived)
#
This is how it feels when your jaw means nothing at all
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 15:49, archived)
# live action pob
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 15:45, archived)
# What’s Gove got to do with it?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 19:21, archived)
# What's Gove, but a second hand emotion?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Captain Mainwaring never told you what happened to your father...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 14:28, archived)
# Darthur Wilson
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a half-hearted effort from me
(plankton, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:20, archived)
# You can dance if you want to
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 15:36, archived)
# You can leave your mask behind
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 15:37, archived)
# This is full of joy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 4:16, archived)
# Can't get more joyful than a Danse Macabre during a time of plague
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:36, archived)
# Brave Sir Robin.
(davyclam, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 9:45, archived)
# !!!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:15, archived)
# Yay, one of Rob's ancestors?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "Help me break the internet Obi Wan Kardashian?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:02, archived)
# star pawgs <3
(ozof, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 12:13, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 4:15, archived)
# She broke it by
too much ass in the CRT.
(davyclam, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 9:46, archived)
# Bin dun?
(Max Harvey, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:58, archived)
# Wwbcd?
What would Bernard Cribbins do?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:00, archived)
# I'm too sickly for my mask
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:22, archived)
# About 20 years or so ago
There was a porno mag designed for ladies. I bought it for the Mrs and was amused to see a 'spread' featuring Richard Fairbrass. The caption was "I don't think he'll be deeply dippy with THAT"
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 13:10, archived)
# Isn't he famously batting for the other side?
I suppose all women want a gay BFF, though
(rogerzilla, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 15:12, archived)
# Pffft, for the Mr's more like.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:05, archived)
# Alan TitchMars
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:24, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:25, archived)
# :D haha
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 22:29, archived)
# hi girls
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:02, archived)
# Good idea, guys!
Totally inspired (')__(')
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:23, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 2:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm Sorry Dave.


edit: I am, I gave up and parked it here.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 2:38, archived)
# Posh looks better-fed in a spacesuit
(rogerzilla, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 7:28, archived)
# Thanks for reminding me of this
britishcomics.fandom.com/wiki/Space_Girls_(2000AD)

"Space Girls was arguably one of the least popular series ever to run in 2000 AD."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:00, archived)
# simon pegg (both)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:14, archived)
# +ed regularly by …. +his parents
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 2:38, archived)
# angry and bird
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:15, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 2:39, archived)
# The Wright Stuff :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 9:56, archived)
# Edgcellent
Er... I'll be off now.
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:15, archived)
# yay!
SESAME sTREET IS BACK ON THE BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:03, archived)
# gove miss pigg i suppose the vicar if you mustthe astronopmer comedian thats mooin shaped
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:15, archived)
# Remember, kids
Just say no to drugs
(rogerzilla, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 7:28, archived)
# You mean this guy?

I don't think he's an astronomer but i don't know who you're talking about.
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 18:03, archived)
# Bit early to start drinking...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Space party!
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:15, archived)
# hIM AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:03, archived)
# Still nbo idea
who the fuck this is supposed to be
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:09, archived)
# he needs to put his fucking colone army back in his fucking box this fella
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:16, archived)
# angry and bird?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 2:41, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment
It demonstrates my skills of inserting his name seamlessly into the credits
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:01, archived)
# They have... the shite stuff.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:14, archived)
# Quite.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:20, archived)
# If only!
(Cerberus64, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:16, archived)
# I made it happen.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:20, archived)
# The White Stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:16, archived)
# Keep it to yourself.
-to
+on
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:21, archived)
# Might filta you a pic, to annoy you. Would you prefer: a) Batman, Robin, Batgirl, b) extreme pointies
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:20, archived)
# I sent him some material but he is very busy doing fusion and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:34, archived)
# So, like, a) plus b)? That kind of fusion?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:48, archived)
# I sure hope so
it has been awhile since we had some proper knockers here
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:50, archived)
# I'm still giddy from driving a brand new FUCKLIFT last Friday!
It was fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 21:20, archived)
# Anyway....2 panel jokes are in right now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 21:32, archived)
# Post one soon, I can’t wait.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 2:26, archived)
# Panel 1) Luke Skywalker walks into a bar.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 4:28, archived)
# I have a forklift story, a true one, it’s called Much Better Than Yours.
But I can’t bear the thought of possibly encouraging more of this f*ckl*ft-waving.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 2:34, archived)
# Cha!...Try to wave one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 4:28, archived)
# Absolutely true.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:21, archived)
# b) extreme pointies...defo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:19, archived)
# Got it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 2:26, archived)
# In Gove we Truss
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:34, archived)
#
oof
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:19, archived)
# They didn't even make it to space. Compo fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 22:27, archived)
# I am very clear on the rules of the compo.
They were "cast out".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 0:15, archived)
# Bang!!
In the style of a famous basketball commentator
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:03, archived)
# I don't watch basketball.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:17, archived)
# Boom goes the dynamite.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 2:35, archived)
# That was uncalled for.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 4:29, archived)
# prince
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:09, archived)
# I don't watch prince.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:18, archived)
# both of him
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:16, archived)
# I don't watch both of them.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:18, archived)
# :D
A gurgling wet fart explosion, followed by a new bank holiday.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:02, archived)
# \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] What do you mean? Gordon's alive...?'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 19:53, archived)
# Triple double
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:04, archived)
# that one
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:09, archived)
# and them
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:16, archived)

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