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#
(Mark OConnor Cloudy on the inside., Wed 11 May 2022, 22:41, archived)
# I say!
I can see her nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 12 May 2022, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Mona Lisa Stansfield
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Wed 11 May 2022, 22:28, archived)
# Bindun
b3ta.com/board/11366794
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 11 May 2022, 23:30, archived)
# And much better too!
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Thu 12 May 2022, 9:44, archived)
# Mona Lisa Simpson Stansfield
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 May 2022, 1:08, archived)
# Corona Mona Lisa Simpson Stansfield
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 May 2022, 1:10, archived)
# Corona Mona Lisa Pizza Simpson Stansfield
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 May 2022, 1:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:45, archived)
# I shall forgive the lack of feet this once!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 11 May 2022, 21:04, archived)
# I akshally cropped it :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2022, 21:04, archived)
# Uncrop. Enhance!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 May 2022, 21:30, archived)
# Remember when they did uncrop on CSI
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 11 May 2022, 22:20, archived)
# It's just those dumb suede elf shoes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 May 2022, 0:19, archived)
# Just a honk, a honk of burning love
a honk of burning love
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 May 2022, 1:43, archived)
# iS HE GONNA GET FAT NOW?!? :(
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Thu 12 May 2022, 1:53, archived)
# fat for the foie gras
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 May 2022, 1:59, archived)
# +s
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 May 2022, 2:18, archived)
# "cropped"
I see your sly joke.
(davyclam, Wed 11 May 2022, 22:21, archived)
# Lou see goosey
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 11 May 2022, 21:25, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2022, 21:26, archived)
# +Ferrigno
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 May 2022, 21:31, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 11 May 2022, 21:43, archived)
# I'm going to edit my last message so as to appear less stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 May 2022, 22:21, archived)
# Protip: keep quiet about it, otherwise you may appear more stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 May 2022, 11:40, archived)
# don't make me hungry, you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 11 May 2022, 22:42, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 May 2022, 23:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 May 2022, 2:18, archived)
# Go Duck Yourself
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2022, 2:02, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 May 2022, 2:18, archived)
# I meant 'Goose'.....ha ha....XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2022, 2:34, archived)
# That's more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 May 2022, 2:34, archived)
# Ban this sick filth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 May 2022, 11:41, archived)
# I like this
too
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 12 May 2022, 15:50, archived)
# That new app was fun while it lasted
(JauntyArt, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:12, archived)
# decapitated Barbara is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 11 May 2022, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Caravaggio & Alcohol
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:08, archived)
# Nicely crafted! Now make it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:20, archived)
# Ugly fuck fingers lute.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:21, archived)
# You want the moon on a stick,
you do.
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:28, archived)
# ...just to see what it is
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 May 2022, 11:41, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Wed 11 May 2022, 15:15, archived)
# ravolting
ahhh, this is better!...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2022, 16:07, archived)
#
. . . .
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 May 2022, 19:19, archived)
# Worst goatse ever
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2022, 19:22, archived)
#
Pffffffffffffffttttttttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:06, archived)
# Thumb almost lines up with mine though
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2022, 19:35, archived)
#
The duo would return in episode one of series 3, being resurrected by a Four-Way Arse God and sent back to earth to continue their task of reviewing videos.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 11 May 2022, 19:47, archived)
# not cool!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:14, archived)
# WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:34, archived)
# Much better!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:34, archived)
# THAT IS CORRECT
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:36, archived)
# ITYM Correctamundo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:44, archived)
# OVERKILL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2022, 3:05, archived)
# Finally figured it out :D
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:14, archived)
# :D
SQIRLZ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:15, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 11 May 2022, 23:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2022, 23:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 11 May 2022, 23:53, archived)
# punch the Chihuahua and win a free iPod

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 May 2022, 12:48, archived)
# IDGI
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:16, archived)
# IT'S A HEY ON WAYNES
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:39, archived)
#
srsly?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2022, 2:04, archived)
# Someone who forgets, and someone I’d rather forget
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Michelangelo's David Hasslehoff
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 11 May 2022, 13:19, archived)
# this
is just awesome
(raypugh, Wed 11 May 2022, 13:21, archived)
# You're HOFF your rocker!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2022, 13:47, archived)
# Hung like an Argos biro
(rogerzilla, Wed 11 May 2022, 16:25, archived)
# I WILL NOT ACCEPT THAT THE HOFF IS AN MUSICIAN.
I'm going to my room.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:08, archived)
#
www.allmusic.com/artist/david-hasselhoff-mn0000181295/discography/all
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 May 2022, 21:37, archived)
# HOFF P THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley..
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 May 2022, 13:08, archived)
# no bare feet?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 11 May 2022, 13:21, archived)
# silly me
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 May 2022, 13:55, archived)
# "I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON ME TESTES!".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:11, archived)
# Ha Ha!!! Fuck! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2022, 3:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Is Will Smith a musician?

Click for bigger
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Wed 11 May 2022, 11:26, archived)
# Well if you take into consideration the fact that he
released four studio albums, one compilation album, 18 singles (12 as lead artist and five as featured artist), one video album and 20 music videos (14 as lead artist, three as featured artist and three guest appearances then I suppose yes, yes he is.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 May 2022, 11:30, archived)
# He also told his mother he would never make a wack jam
So there we have it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 May 2022, 11:37, archived)
# Was this before or after she sent him to live with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air?
I feel that may be crucial.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 May 2022, 12:28, archived)
# This was after
And indeed coincided closely with his "Boom" shaking the room.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 May 2022, 12:57, archived)
# maybe his jams and marmalades aren't wack
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 11 May 2022, 13:22, archived)
# maybe his ears had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:23, archived)
# Hold up
18
12
5
And one mysterious one which he wasn't on at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 May 2022, 12:59, archived)
# Information cut and pasted from that wikiwiki wah site.
did you see what I did there eh? eh? no?

I'll call into the cloakroom and pickup my external rain resistant clothing then.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 May 2022, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The King.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 11 May 2022, 10:02, archived)
# died on the throne :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 11 May 2022, 10:14, archived)
# Singing "🎼That's the wonder.... the wonder of poo"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 11 May 2022, 10:32, archived)
# Top of the Plops
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 11 May 2022, 10:44, archived)
# We're caught in a crap
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 May 2022, 12:28, archived)
# a little less constipation
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 11 May 2022, 12:47, archived)
# Brown Eyed Handsome Man
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 May 2022, 13:55, archived)
# That's all shite
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 11 May 2022, 14:00, archived)
# Don't Be Cruel
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 11 May 2022, 11:31, archived)
# all them peanut butter and nanner Sammiches will block you up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 May 2022, 14:30, archived)
# Burger?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 May 2022, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Musicians in art galleries
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 11 May 2022, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Beaten to it!
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 11 May 2022, 11:33, archived)
# punky pollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 11 May 2022, 12:51, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 May 2022, 14:27, archived)
#
Very good!
(JauntyArt, Wed 11 May 2022, 14:38, archived)
# Go on then
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:25, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 May 2022, 3:07, archived)
# Press 'Barry Scott' to Start

Click for bigger (597 kb)
(wodfir It's like I've never been away...., Wed 11 May 2022, 9:13, archived)
# Squirt 'em up game
good, clean fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 11 May 2022, 9:46, archived)
# Still better than E. T.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not even plugged in!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 May 2022, 19:54, archived)
# Now do a stylophone
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 May 2022, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 May 2022, 19:47, archived)
# That's horrible.
Get help.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2022, 20:26, archived)
# I dreamed a fever dream
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 May 2022, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] David Hockney - Boys (Summertime Love)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 May 2022, 18:49, archived)
# Like it.
Though Hockney has to be the most over-rated painter in history.
Here's an exhibition of some splodgy trees, and here's a 60s American motel in the palette of a 30s railway poster. Whoop-de-f*ckilly-doodle-doo.

Actually the portrait of the artist in that other pool one isn't half bad, but the rest of it's the usual meh.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 12 May 2022, 12:41, archived)
# Sabrina!!
Nicely positioned beach ball ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 May 2022, 7:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Tue 10 May 2022, 18:01, archived)
# So that's what Cameron was staring at
(rogerzilla, Tue 10 May 2022, 22:00, archived)
# Don’t mind if I do
(JauntyArt, Tue 10 May 2022, 16:36, archived)
# a feast fit for a king
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 May 2022, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Go (Mae) West!!

Click for bigger (567 kb)
(targetlad72, Tue 10 May 2022, 16:29, archived)

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