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[challenge entry] Some royal traditions can seem quite esoteric.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:04, archived)
# Mods??
๐Ÿคฎ
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:05, archived)
#
b3ta.com/questions/overcomingadversity/post1808502
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:14, archived)
# To paraphrase a local saying: when someone tells you they're "an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain" you should listen
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:56, archived)
# Is that an angry Bane emoji?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:14, archived)
# When is Bane not angry?
๐Ÿ˜ท
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:43, archived)
# I don't know, b0rk3d. When is Bane not angry?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 21:03, archived)
# When he's full of banes (beans)
Alt: when he's baneful
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 21:38, archived)
# AI comedy is fun, but don't let it cheapen the work of talented comedians
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 21:43, archived)
#
*hasbane
(ozof, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 21:43, archived)
# When he is venomous!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 21:45, archived)
# when he's baneished his anger
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 22:10, archived)
# Biscuit crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:51, archived)
# Bum Bus Critics
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Together Again
(JauntyArt, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:04, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11376250
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:05, archived)
# I feel like we both took a bit of the heat off each other with the synchronised filth.
Good job!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldn’t agree more. Tidied mine up a bit to illustrate the point of orgasm.
(JauntyArt, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 23:12, archived)
# that's more like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Sep 2022, 1:17, archived)
# A tasteful tribute
(rogerzilla, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 22:05, archived)
#
Just needs Paddington
(JauntyArt, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Day 1: Draw face on money.
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The artist formerly known as Prince...
...Charles
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 17:19, archived)
# He loves a bit of spray painting
curiosando708090.altervista.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kin-love.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] He drinks, and he knows things.

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(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 16:06, archived)
# If Dame Judy Dench was to hatch, what would be inside?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 16:53, archived)
# If your hand was like that, would you give yourself a blow job with it? Also would the beard keep growing? Would you have to keep shaving it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Sep 2022, 17:39, archived)
# Wave your wand!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 17:44, archived)
# Yes, yes and no.
But I think I'd start with kisses.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 17:57, archived)
# I mean, it's only polite
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 18:09, archived)
# happy fucking friday
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 14:05, archived)
# testing 'reply' function.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 15:20, archived)
# yes it's working
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 16:29, archived)
# :( always this way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 16:30, archived)
# Yes! It's working!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 16:57, archived)
# I love you very much Pedro and this is the best picture
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 16:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 17:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 18:08, archived)
# He's upset :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 18:53, archived)
# amn't
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:09, archived)
#
Ah ha. I didnโ€™t expect to see that gif cut out still on the go!
(JauntyArt, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 23:14, archived)
# It used to be reserved for established respected members but some people (Pedro) have chosen to cheapen it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Sep 2022, 1:10, archived)
# Who are these 'established respected members' of which you speak.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Sep 2022, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] A Halfords Special Edition
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Sep 2022, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 13:46, archived)
# Charon, ferrying the Damned to Hell


Seeing as he is apparently escorting Her Maj to the great beyond now
(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 13:41, archived)
# There's a lot I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 14:00, archived)
# That can't be true
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 14:47, archived)
# It is. Some of it is pretty basic stuff, too. Anyway hello there, good to see you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 16:32, archived)
# the Devil likes 'tossing your salad'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 16:08, archived)
# Really? That sounds awful :( I hope your salad is ok Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Women. Know your place!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 13:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 10:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 10:58, archived)
#
I won this job on Monday,
poisoned HRH on Tuesday.
She was in her bed by Wednesday,
then Charlie and William on Saturday.
(George killed on Sunday)
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 11:20, archived)
# New Broom PM Makes Sweeping Changes
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 11:23, archived)
# I mean won't the PM have to meet each new successive head of state, even if they keep suspiciously dying within hours?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 11:27, archived)
# Yes. They all know what's coming and there's nothing they can do about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 13:25, archived)
# The King could always arrange a pre-emptive drone strike on Downing Street
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 14:30, archived)
# Remember Cat-drone? I wonder what Her Late Majesty's current weight is? And how much high explosive can be placed in a handbag? Enough I'd have thought.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 17:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 18:38, archived)
# XD Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:12, archived)
# QE III?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 12:41, archived)
# pfft
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Sep 2022, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 9:02, archived)
# Aw
(Blobby blobby, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - KING CHARLES

There's going to be a new King, you know what that means?.. merchandise! Get in there early with your commemorative Charles III plates and posters.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 9:45, archived)
# Ha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Sep 2022, 9:56, archived)
# I KNEW IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 11:32, archived)
# TREASON!
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 11:58, archived)
# Orf with his head
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 13:10, archived)
# uh oh
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 13:33, archived)
# IRL LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 16:07, archived)
#
I thought that was David Seaman!
(chuffster, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 20:55, archived)
# Alan Titchmarch???
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 10 Sep 2022, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Channel 5 begins their daytime advertising
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Sep 2022, 8:30, archived)
# I think the average might be going up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 10:57, archived)
# What with fuel prices lately I agree.
Either that or perhaps the dead could become a source of fuel...hmmmm..
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Sep 2022, 10:58, archived)
# mixed messages

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(LaowaiSchnizzle, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 8:07, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] They were ahead of their time
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 22:28, archived)
# The only Alain Delon film I've ever seen was "Airport 80: The Concorde"
I like to think he had better roles
(rogerzilla, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 7:47, archived)
# Better than a big-nose airplane?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 11:33, archived)

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